 Brock Holt, infielder for the Texas Rangers, number 16 from Stephenville, Texas, the cowboy capital of the world, facial hair, on point. If you have a pubic problem, check out Manscape. Use Code Johnboy for 20% off. They'll clean you up, lawnmower, 4.0. It's got everything you need. So Brock Holt's on the mound. He's not a pitcher, but he's been mastering his craft of throwing the slow ball. And the catcher accidentally calls for the fast ball and he says, absolutely not, I wanna throw the slow ball. And here it comes. It's 31 miles per hour and it's a called strike. And that has never happened before. This is the slowest called strike in the history of MLB since 2008 when they started keeping track and these guys love it. Woo-hoo! Oh man, first we see a big win. Now we see a total freak show on the mound. Another one, 30 miles per hour again. Hit right back to him, picks it up, doesn't even need his fielders out, says umpire. And these guys are looking at the scoreboard like, look how slow it was. Look, look how slow it was, 31 miles per hour. They're just smiling. Now Chapman's gonna step into the box and he goes twinkle toes trying to reach for it. Catcher pulls it back into the zone. Umpire says, that's a pretty slow pitch. Catcher not really gonna be able to fool me with that. No sense in framing it. Next pitch, the 1-0. Another looper hammered into left field. The outfielder cuts it off but Chapman's heading for second base. Why not? It's a free hit you might as well. Try to take second, gets thrown out. Umpire says, out. Another great call. Brock Holt says, hell yeah, hell yeah. Pitching is easy. Look how locked in Chapman's eyes are here. Just big, doesn't blank, staring, still staring and then moment of contact. Kind of crazy, kind of crazy eyes. Look at this moment of, right? Eyes on the balls kids. Eyes on your balls and trim them up with the Manscape Lawn Mower 4.0. Nice swing. Next up, old teammate Kemp and he goes 79 and this guy goes, what? What? You got 79 in the bag too, not just 31, back to 30s. Back to 33. Now the 2-0 count, 33 again. Kemp wanted it, does not swing. He's 0 for 3 on the day. 3-0 pitch. What's he gonna go? Slow ball or fast ball? Fast ball, 68 right on the corner. These guys love it. They're eating it up. Brock's like, that's right baby. I got that too. I can throw it for a strike. 3-1 pitch. What's he gonna go with? Fast again and the ump says yeah, I'm gonna call that strike because I kind of just wanna get this over with. It was novel and fun at first and now it's just kind of boring watching these slow pitches. 3-2 in play, 83 miles per hour this time. A nice catch at the wall and Brock Holt does it. Complets the inning. Proving. Once again, you can get outs in MLB. He shows the umpire's glove. His hat says, do you need to check me for the sticky stuff? I know I look nasty out there. I'm says, no dude, you're all good. I'm over the jokes. I just wanna go home. It's been a boring game. Brock says thank you to the away crowd. Brock says thank you to the away crowd. I never put it together that. That's the away crowd. That's weird. Anyway, then they're in the dugout and he's like, give me that. Let me check this out. And the player behind him is also checking out and like, look what he did. Look, yeah, look what he was doing out there. It's funny. Now Brock Holt sees it and he's gonna get a kick out of it as well. He says, look what I was doing, man. That's awesome. Then he's gonna look back and he's gonna get into the scouting board. He's gonna take it seriously. Like, okay, how can I improve on this better? In all seriousness, I do think it's pretty hard to throw a 31 mile per hour pitch for a strike. I mean, to have control over it, but that's slow. You gotta get a lot of arc and you gotta get it to ploop down perfectly the way you want it to. Pretty hard. It's kind of like that slowest bicycle race that I learned about on Lizzie McGuire where it's like, you know, precision is king. Anyways, this is brought to you by Manscape. Take your pubes, shave them, clean them up. Go to manscape.com slash Johnboy. Get 20% off plus free shipping going to manscape.com slash Johnboy. Your space balls will thank you.