 you here on day one of the chaos communication camp 2019. Yay! Yeah, we are absolutely happy to be here. It's an awesome honor to stand here on the stage and I'm also kind of excited to start together the camp with you. Yeah, we're back at Milbenberg. Yes, like four years ago. So that's one of the questions who've been on the camp 2015. Lots of fans, great! Who's here for the first time? Also lots of fans! Me too! Very, very special welcome for everybody for the first time. You will have an awesome experience, I'm pretty sure. I'm totally excited currently. So sorry for being a bit nervous, but this is a really big, big tent. Oh dear. Who came here by car? Lots of fans already, okay. Who had some navigation problems getting here? Okay. Not too many. Not too many? Yeah. You used OpenStreetMap or what you used? No, I used the Apple Maps from my phone. Actually when we ended up like 250 meters from the camp at the northern border of the grounds, somewhere on the field. On the bicycle track up there? Yes, yes, we couldn't pass and it was like in the middle of the night and yeah, it didn't work that well. Kind of ugly, but you know how it is. Use OpenStreetMap there, you can fix the bugs. Yeah, all the way back down. By the way, yeah, on OpenStreetMap you can fix the bugs, especially on the road, but we have a little bit more bugs on our whole planet. There's one small bug on our pipeline. On OpenStreetMap it's pretty easy to fix, but on the planet maybe not so easy. We all come from our all-day job. We all come from with our all-day problems to here. You probably all know the software bugs you maybe experience in your all-day work. You have some live bugs, social bugs, whatever kind of bugs. We have some biting bugs here, so you might want to use some bug bite protection or something like that, but it's not too shabby with all the bugs here. You do that with that camping a lot, right? So probably there are people here who are not so accustomed with camping. Okay, there are two things I did excessively in my life. The one thing is this computer stuff. Most of you probably know that, or a lot of them. I got my first modem in the mid-90s, and from then on it all went downhill. The other thing I did excessively was taking dumps in the wood. And I mean that literally. I think I spent more than 2,000 nights in the forest. Good news for everybody here. We have toilets. Not these ones. Depends who you ask. Okay, this one are the bit toilets. They needed some signs. Yeah, every sign has a story, unfortunately. So please, if you see those Dixie toilets, they're not toilets. They're our darkened clothes. Only four data dumps. And also before you now look for some nice bushes to take your dumps, we have some real toilets, and also you can find it on the map everywhere. Breaking toilets, it's also like flooding toilets. You want to ask you for one favor. We have internet here. We have nice internet here, but we have not enough internet here to pixel flood from the cloud. So use the bandwidth for some reasonable, normal stuff, and not breaking all the connection for everybody. That cloudy stuff is a good thing to talk about. So you said something about bugs. Yeah, we have some bugs, but we are also some communication bugs. Yeah, lots of them. This looks quite buggy, but it actually works. Yeah, sometimes something that looks like a bug isn't one. And sometimes something looks really, really fine. But it's totally buggy. For communication, we have for you some decked phones. We have a whole deck coverage on the whole campground. And as you may know from the last congress, we have it, the awesome guys from the phone operation center had now a self registration tool. So you don't need to line up for hours in the sun to get your decked registration. They have a how to on their blog. You will find it on eventphone.de. Yes. Thank you for event phone. There are also GSM cards available at the event phone team or village. It is a village here. And for the field phone, there's an extra village. So if you've got some field telephones with you, please connect with those guys. And also it's incredible connected all things together. I have no idea how they do that, but you can call from a field phone, a mobile phone outside in the world. Yes. I mean, where can you do that? Magic rainbow, you know, that's magic. And you can do that without using the cloud. And now we need to talk about clouds, right? Yes, the buggy ones, the buggy ones. Yeah. This is a picture from 2015. So for everyone who had been here at Sigelei Park, Milbenberg probably knows that pig, and it's really an awesome picture. We've got lots of raining clouds on it too. And we've got the data clouds raining. I think everyone here knows about now those. You know, the pouring data. Pouring data, yeah. Several ends of everywhere. But we also got the weather clouds. And yes, weather prediction looks very, very fine for the camp. But in case it starts to rain, please secure your tent and get inside somewhere, not getting too wet and get get a cold or something. So please be careful. We're outside. So no shady seller stuff. Sorry. Yeah, water is also an issue sometimes on traveling, especially in deserts. But also good news for you here. Finding water is slightly easier than in the desert. We want to save a little bit of water for the environment. We also use a lot. But one thing is important. Please, please wash your hands. Especially before food, before eating, before preparing food. Yes, please do. Please do. Because if not, yeah, there are not nice things to there. Yes, about those bugs, but really small ones. Yeah. You can we have some lakes and stuff in the round in the surrounding of the camp so you can jump in, swim there and then hop in the shower afterwards. We've got shower wonderland is ready. Since you've been there, not yet, but it looks really crazy. I also just saw a picture. It must be we were talking about making a bar there and some music. I don't know if they already got a DJ for the shower wonderland pool party. That would be awesome. Yeah, drinking water, drinking water is available all over the campsite in or at several drinking water stations. So no problem refilling your bottles. Bottles. I can show you if you like. Yeah, or use your bottle or reuse bottles here or you brought or some plastic bottles you just bought somewhere. You can just fill them up with drinking water everywhere here. Oh, yes. Who knows six to six to one. Six to one. Not so many hands. Okay. Okay. Very important rule. It was it was somewhat like, wait, six showers, two decent cups of coffee and one hour of sheep, right? Roughly. Roughly. Okay, how was it? Six hours of sleep, two decent meals and one shower per day. Per day. Per nerd. Per nerd. Okay. Okay. Once again, six hours of sleep. Yes. Two decent meals. Yes. One shower per day. Yeah. Per person. Yes. Okay. I'm honest. Okay. Everyone remember. You know that? And then most important thing install your personal firewall. Yeah. Sunscreen ahead. Maybe some glasses and most important. Hydrate yourself. It's warm on the day. The sun is shining. We have not so many clouds. So it's really good if you do that. And also the next thing after person firewall would be if you see some people with steak paralyzes after food. Yeah, or falling asleep outside in the sun for whatever reason. Or falling asleep outside at night. It's getting really, really cold at night already. So please take care of all your fellow nerds here. Please just talk to them. Is it are you okay? Are you sleeping here intentionally? Please take care of other people. Yeah, like I said, we have a lot of crazy food here. So the chance is high that you have steak paralyzes after eating too much. Probably yes. Probably. Taking care. Yeah. Taking care about you, your friends and all your people around you. Who would win? Yeah. So they're kids on the ground. There should be no cars on the grounds, no personal or private cars here. There will be cars like the garbage collection trucks. There will be big other cars, lorries that bring food and so on. So please if you see little kids running around unattended, have a look out and look for kids for animals and so on. So yeah, we try to minimize the traffic on the ground, but it will not work without because we have a huge infrastructure here. So just take care and watch out. Also, if you run around in the night, it's absolutely awesome to see what happens here on night. It would be great if you have some lights with you. If you walk around especially if you drive with a bicycle, please, please, please. It's a lot more interesting to walk around to see, have time to see all things. You don't need a bike in the night or with some lights. And if you drive with anything, always with lights on, please. Yeah, this is one part of be excellent to each other. Yes. The most important thing. The most important thing. Yes. So actually, when I came, yeah, I actually missed the last camp by a few weeks. I came to the chaos family like weeks after the last camp. So this is my first one. But when I came to my first Congress in 2015, I was totally flashed by how the people interact by all the respect by, yeah, being excellent to each other. It was such not nice. It's not the real world word. It's like it's this kind of be excellent because people respect each other. If there is any problem, you can easily talk with them and explain what your problem is or ask what the problem is and you get an explanation that is pretty easy to handle and everybody feels a lot more comfortable here when we are excellent to each other. But not only to each other, you know, not only to your fellow nerds here, but also to your neighbors, to your tent neighbors, but also to the neighbors outside of the grounds. You know, there are people too. Probably not nerds, but real people. Also to wildlife. We've got lots of animals living on the ground like rabbits and stuff. So be excellent to wildlife too. But the eyes don't drive them flat or something. And I think it was a very nice phrase to say it. It's all creatures welcome. Absolutely. Yeah. Also bugs. So what I or what is my my really personal thing to say to all of you. You, the whole chaos community, the chaos family, you're so special. You're your ethics and you're being excellent to each other. This should be a model for the whole world, for all the mainstream people out there. You should really enjoy the feeling of of this excellence, of this just participating in that community. Enjoy it for the next days and then take it with you to the outside world. It is so awesome being here again. Absolutely. One important part is being excellent to each other is our photo policy. We are living in a civilians world. So being not monitored is a kind of very special in these times and we really, really want the people to act free here on the ground. So it would be the photo policy is pretty easy before you take a picture. Ask everybody in the frame if he's fine with him. Not afterwards. Yeah. That's the most important part. Yeah. This is a really, really big thing actually. Be excellent to each other also means the noise thing. Yes. On building up we had some fun with these ones. Yeah. The neighbors didn't like them too much. I want to be apologize, I want to apologize for the neighbors and say thank you very much for your patient. We'll be away in a couple of days but until then we are definitely noisy but please be nice because if you're quiet we can hear chipping crickets here. Oh yes. A big thing actually. A thing that I always encounter in in the other world. So in that mainstream world, mainstream world, there are probably because of the whole discussion with man's planning and stuff and people actually don't or they stopped asking especially people who are who are a bit shy. They actually some of them actually already stopped asking. Please don't hesitate to ask. So there are lots of cool things other people know. Other people already encountered who can tell you things about stuff. Crazy stuff. There's so much to explore here. Don't hesitate to ask and also don't hesitate to ask for help if you need any. Yeah thank you and don't hesitate to explain if asked. So this is also a really really big part. So don't hesitate to explain to someone if they ask you. So no nerds explaining without being asked but afterwards it was really really cool. The other thing about asking. There are some usually asked questions. The FAQs. You probably all got this flyer, this map on the entrance. You can see it probably. There's a map inside with a rough overview but we have a more detailed online version on that. Of the map you can find all the most important informations on the back side of the map like the link to the far plan where we have all the talks in it. The contact numbers for all kind of problems. If you have a medical problem, if you have something else you can find the right connections here. So don't hesitate to ask on the map. Also like etc etc you can find contact dates there and if you're online you can find on help.ccc.de some basic informations how we work or the extensor version. So please use that. The most important thing is that all the stuff we will bring here is mostly running on angels. Which are some volunteering people here. You know what what Nikfar tweeted a while ago? You had you had some special experience there right? Yes I had some interesting conversations with him with him but I think he tweeted it. He said you have one maybe two magically went for free. For the rest you'll have to work for it and I think he got a really good point because of bringing that experience to everyone is a real big thing if you participate in making this event only possible. This whole thing would not be possible without volunteers. That escalated pretty hard for my side. I came 2015 here on the camp and we'll start a little bit angeling or helping out for sorting the villages. This year I invested probably hundreds of hours on planning that. Thank you. Don't hesitate to angel not everybody will fall in that hole. But it's not the people who planned the event it's the people who actually do the work here on the grounds too. We need to run the event and it's pretty fine if you do one two shifts whatever but please help to make this an awesome event. You can find the systems on anglesystem.de and it's a perfect way to come into the family to see to meet people. You can sit in the entrance. This was one of my first jobs four years ago sitting on the entrance checking the wristbands and talking with the people beside me. We had an awesome time I can really recommend that to you. And also being an angel is the perfect way to explore the ground. Honey I think they shrunk the fairy dust. The small one. Not one. So there are people here on the ground who bring really really awesome stuff to camp. There are so many great projects one of them is exhibited here. They brought us some some decoration a real life fairy dust in I think it's one to eleven scale and a whole was it a train operation center with a model train of the of the train we have on the ground. So this is only one thing you can explore here on the ground. We have a very very very very very long list of projects, villages, self-organized sessions, workshops. We have a lineup for our DJ sets. Yes exactly. We have here in the two big halls hall one and hall two Kuri and Meitner. We have a very big plan a lot of very interesting talks yet too far far too many to just pick one or two and mention here. Just go explore. You find it on the map. You can also find for the exploring on the ground on map.events.cccde. A very good overview works with your mobile phone and also with GPS positioning so you can't get lost. There's that crazy thing in in tent two. Oh yeah in tent two that's people from The Walk. These are the all the nice guys who make this possible with all the video streaming online and the media cccde binge watching afterwards. Yeah big applause for The Walk. You know what I I think I know what I forgot in the beginning. There is that video operation center and there are people in that live stream. Yeah hello live stream. I'm sorry I totally forgot in the beginning I was so nervous so hello live stream. Hi mom. You know when I when we were at Easterheg in Vienna I sent a picture from the opening to to my family and my mom asked me back what's that and I said it's the workshop weekend from the ccc and my mom answered oh great is the live stream so yes there is everything done right. Okay nice yes. Okay back to the thing in workshop in hall two there is a thing for people with technical hearing improvement systems. They introduced some inductive loops and The Walk is kindly asking for people to try it out and give feedback. I think it's just around the area where they pulse are where they mix up the all the systems so if you have something you can try out there they will be happy. So that's not possible in that tent one sorry. I want other awesome thing I totally forgot tomorrow today in the morning to get my badge my cardio badge you probably hear about that. The cardio badge is your own open source hackable smart watch for getting on the rich. Fully loaded with some sensors for example um ecg position sensors accelerometer temperature humidity and a lot more. Nerds planning only after being asked. Okay now we really can highly recommend that the badge team did an awesome job you see this picture is from yesterday. So I really recommend everybody to get into that. I was really amazed about the badge from the camp 2015 and if you want to get more details just stay here the next talk is about cardio just here in at 12 o'clock. Yeah back to exploring the grounds um we have the power no people from the power a C3 power have the power and we're really happy that they shared with us. Exactly we have a lot of power here on the ground because laptops needs powers we all know that. There are some rails in use before you use a cable over over some rails ask around if they are safe because if not you're offline faster as you can see. Yes and we mean it. Yeah and also very important don't connect from one ground to the other where a big way is in between because if you connect two of these generators boom we don't want that. If you don't know where to connect ask your neighbors don't hesitate to ask or follow some of the other courts where you can go. Energy in total is not only here a kind of issue we are probably safe on that side here at the moment but I think it's a little slightly bigger bug on our planet. Yes so the or what we at CCC always mirror all the topics that the mainstream world also has sustainability is one of them so power is one of them but we have a lot more bugs to fix in the world so it's not only the sustainability topic but it's a big one of them. We also have like social and political problems out there that have to be fixed. Absolutely. Yes. Just open the newspaper and you find all the bugs. I think they they sell us as features. I think that's in politics right. Yes. Okay shit. But yes so as long as we see the problems or the bugs as what they are we have the possibility to actually fix them. You know that. Go on sorry. I should go faster. Okay what do we have next. No not that fast because we just one important thing is we had this whole sustainability discussions we had in the 60s we had them in the 80s. You know it from your dad. I know it from my dad or my family and it's crazy that we have it again. We see the next generation coming up big thanks to Greta and Friday for future to bring it again. Thank you. I see some flags over there going up. Yeah the flags are starting already. Yes. I have to look up on my notes here. Oh yes. I think we're going over that too because I already said that that it's easy to find the bugs but it's really hard to find solutions. As politics already said at several points. Oh we can't deliver a fast solution for that or a simple solution. We don't want a simple solution. We just wanted to be fixed. Damn it. So let's work together on the real solutions and yes there can't be quick ones. So it's on every one of us to stand up to gear up. We can gear up here at camp. We can talk to people who actually have solutions or who have start starts for solutions. Yeah. The thing is we have here I think nearby 5000 people are roughly around that and everybody has this hacker nerdy spirit. So we have all full of ideas but we need to exchange our ideas. We need to talk to each other. We need to find solutions for smaller problems for bigger problems for all the bugs so we can spread it into the world and try to live here some kind of a topic. Nice thing. There is about freedom. It has a big thing about sustainability. Extinction Rebellion is here. There was a Bitzen Boima. Bitzen Boima was a nice or was a great conference which connects people from the sustainability movement with us as hackers because we can find very nice solutions for upcycling for recycling for all these bugs. So please run around talk with the people have look gear up with your facts gear up with your discussion points so you can afterwards get out and make this planet a little bit bigger. Yeah. So this actually is your call to adventure. Go out into this wonderful wonderland we have outside here for the next five days. Go out there explore everything live it feel it and then take it with you when we go out again but first be here and enjoy. Absolutely. So the last thing I have to say I want to wish you a very very adventurous journey here on the camp on the cause communication camp 2019 and please hack the planet. Thank you.