 Welcome to the Crypto Minute. How it felt checking my portfolio this week. Winter is coming. The Bitcoin price was cut in half from all time highs. I'll sell it or bought the dip. Happy capitulation day. Put your money in stable coins, they said. It will be safe, they said. Well, if you've ever been curious what a despiral feels like in crypto, here we are. I guess the SEC is hiring more crypto cops? 10 million people have bought Bitcoin on cash out. The Queen's speech for the state of Queenopelament included bills supporting the safe adoption of cryptocurrencies. Spanish regulators ordered Binance to stop offering crypto derivatives. Coinbase reported a $430 million loss in Q1. NFTs are coming to Instagram. Ooh, a copy-paste error moved $36 million and seized Juno tokens to the wrong wallet. Australia listed their first Bitcoin ETF. The CEO of Capital Mine and Coin has been accused of a $62 million fraud scheme. Madonna and Beeple are teaming up for an NFT collection. You cannot buy cars with crypto in Japan through SPI Motor. Conflation hit 8.3%. Thanks for applying, Madonna. So let's discuss some of your transferable skills. Are you good at flipping burgers? No, but I'm occasionally good at flipping JPEGs. Keep stacking and I'll see you next week.