 Hey there friends how's it going quick note before we start I posted a video over on the second channel today just two hours ago I think it's really good. Honestly, it probably should have gone up on this channel I think it turned out really funny, but yeah, I've linked to that is in the description now without further ado on to past Kevin Enjoy the video. Hey there friends how's it going? My name is Kevin and welcome to another episode of Kevin doesn't know what he's doing I am playing speed spelunk spelunk II welcome to another episode of Kevin doesn't know what he's reading I'm playing spelunk II and I've never played spelunk II one, but I'm assuming with my big gamer brain I should be able to figure it out. So let's get started It's really starting to hurt I choose an adventure do I want to be in a Margaret colon or a furry I'm gonna be Colin. Okay, Colin has a whip He's also into some kinky stuff when I say also I mean him and the furry not me wow It's been 15 years since my last entry so much has happened blah blah blah Tina. I became parents. We named her daughter. Hey Is this about a different kid then like I'm Colin. What about poor Colin over here? He looks so depressed Oh fucking hell is Colin dead Okay, I thought I saw blood. I was sure I saw blood actually Colin no run oh my god Poor Colin all right Colin let's go into this narrow path where we'll read someone else's diary about their child in this cave You're not going to cross great Colin if I'm gonna be honest with you Sorry if you can hear that noise must be bees I imagine oh No, I hit the bug. Oh god every commenter is gonna hate me now run dude Colin get out of here He's turning up his chin at me even he's pissed No stop hitting the dog I'm trying to pick up the key and I don't know how not stop. Oh my god. Everyone's gonna hate me This is the part where everyone leaves the channel. How do I pick up the key? Okay, just edit that part out where I was smacking the dog into the middle of the screen Don't don't include that in the video best part about me you too, but I can edit out all my flaws Let's just go before I drop the key by accident again Colin's look he's always just looking up in the sky. He's the only person that you'd ask. Oh, what's your good side? He'd go This game is charming. It is nice and relaxing. I'm loving it What was that? How do I hurt myself? Oh, no. Oh my god Forget her to myself. I'm gonna end up killing myself. I just I want to get in here. Hold on right I think it was like this. Yeah, and then run away Perfect, I want the treasure. All right, Colin be ready treasure comes in many different forms This could be the love of your life. So be your best you. All right, you're ready to flatter her. Here we go Oh, it was the real love of my life money Oh no, oh no, oh no Colin died and I think I just found a relative of his he was just underneath me there All right, Colin, let's try this again. Colin is having a tough life No wonder he looks so sad. Come on Colin chin up. Let's do this Okay, so these are just fists that come out to punch Colin in the face I've never seen someone so eager to die He just got a big smile on it and ran towards it. And now he's just enjoying it Look, he's into some kinky shit, too. He's just smiling as the team beats him to death. Hey Throw a bomb on him All right, he's still happy. I'm pretty sure he's dead, but he's happy Oh, I just exposed another trap. This game is not as relaxing as I thought it would be, huh? There's a lot of traps here to try and kill me. Uh-oh, and one of the major things that's trying to kill me is myself But there are a lot of other things too, don't worry. Oh the pug that I was beating up Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh god stop moving everywhere so fast Colin You're gonna get us killed. Oh No, oh, no. Oh Jesus man. This game is so stressful. I thought it was camming Oh, no. Oh my god Look at that little dead Colin. It looks like you got buried alive, but no he's just hiding in his hat Okay, I gotta put on my try-hard cap here because this is so difficult I thought this would be a very casual easy game, but obviously I didn't know what I was getting myself into Uh-oh. Oh, no There goes the dog. I Didn't even do that on purpose. I'm just forgetting the buttons, and then I'm like, okay, what do I do with the dog? How do I interact with him? And I start hitting all the buttons, and then I drop the bomb on him Oh my god, everything is trying to kill me. Now I know what it feels like to be Australian Oh dear Oh my god, stop leave Colin alone. He's already dead Oh my god, I don't even know where that came from. Okay dog share with me your wisdom, please Oh, he also puts his chin up in the air. We've more in common than I thought Ow, I don't know what to do like is there an end to this tunnel or do I just keep going? And then I go back out or is there an end? Is it just keep going trying to get a good score? I don't know where those gaming magazines with the hotlines you can call for gamer help when you need him I can relate to those guys so much like he just woke up and eagerly trapped himself And now he's just stuck there for the rest of his life. We behave in the same manner. Okay, a door Do I go through here? Okay, perfect. Yes a level completed. This is what it feels like Okay, there's a weird dude over here. Let's go talk to him. I'm looking for turkeys I think you might be in the wrong place. Oh wait, actually. No, you you were correct All right, let me see if I can I can hit him. I guess god. I think I just pissed it off Oh, no, oh, no you my oh, I killed the turkey by accident. I need you wasn't happy All right now I gotta go back Okay speedrun speedrun speedrun everything just just ignore everything. I just I need to get out of here Oh god, those are probably the bones of all previous colons. I've played as Yes speedrun. Okay. Awesome. I got out of there in 26 seconds. I just ran through Okay, at least I'm getting used to some of the traps and what to keep an eye out for now I was completely confused earlier a key golden key. I can't remember how to pick things up All I know is it's not b because that drops a bomb down an x is how you pick it up. Good to know Oh, there's dung beetles and I I don't know why what are they gonna do to me? Oh All right, I found the key to everything just throw keys at them. Oh my god. Why does that man have a shotgun? I kind of gotta know do I have enough bombs to get through there? There's a shop with the guy's twin. Oh my god, which one's the evil one? I gotta know I'm coming buckary. No, don't you worry. I want to free you Hey, can I even free him with this god damn it? Okay now now I've screwed everything off Oh my god, why would you have that outside your shop? I would like a present, please. Thank you. I need to feel a little bit better Can I open it? What is it? Thank you. Maybe that's why he has it. What did I get? I got a paste What's him this thing? The shopkeeper just swaps the sign to close. I need my key. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on Okay, a terrible chill runs up your spine. Oh my god. What is in this paste? Oh, no. Have I taken too long? Is that the story here? Let's get out of here. Okay. I got the key at least Does the key do anything for me? I don't know. Who knows? Does the paste do anything for me? Who knows? Oh, for fact sake Even when I use the key to kill the snake, it's still hit the bug. Okay, a turkey Let's not kill it. Oh my god Everything I touch wants to kill itself. Colin, what are you doing to people? Okay, at least now I know how to pick things up and throw them as well Oh dear Oh my god, my dog Ah, okay, it's okay. The dog took the hit. The dog is having a horrible day. Okay door. Let's just get out of here, dude Wait, no take the dog. Okay. He's just threw him on the floor. You hear the beating of drums Oh, thank god some sort of party some socializing coming up. What the hell is that thing? I don't know. I killed it They're having a great time Uh-oh. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, sorry guys. I just raised the roof on your party. I just realized that Sorry, the paste has now made my bombs into sticky bombs. Uh-oh. I can hear him. Where is he? Oh, he's got himself stuck Oh, okay. That's where the real party is Yes Oh god, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. That thing is not going to be happy when I find out that I killed all its children Hello I have no bombs. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Just broke its own house Oh my god, Colin Oh, that was terrifying. Why do you keep doing this? This is your house. Oh my god Fucking hell this game is hard. It just punishes you for not knowing what the hell you're doing and most of the time I don't know what the hell I'm doing Oh, but I mean even outside the game. I don't know what I'm doing Oh, did you see that? I fucking goomba stomped him and hit the arrow out of midair Colin is a certified badass all of a sudden Ow Never talk Kevin. Just stop talking forever. Ow. I'm dead Oh my god, just run to just get out of there dude 21 seconds under speed running. Oh, hello a shop. I have absolutely no money I'd love the spectacles. Can I buy spectacles? Let me go get some loot. Hold on, dude Please drop the gold bear. Ow. I need spectacles. Hold on. He's still not enough I'm not even going to be able to get back up there to get the spectacles. Am I I just need money Well, I'm definitely not getting back up. Not even to get the spectacles just in general. I'm not getting back up Okay, I meant to hit the snake god animal cruelty is off the scale in this video Colin cruelty is also off the scale. Oh look a blood altar. I sacrifice myself. I mean, I've been doing that anyway I'm gonna attack the altar. Hold on. Let me just put a bomb down. This seems like a good idea if you ask me Oh the screams the terrible screams. I just impaled myself immediately Something to control of my mind. Colin says little does he know it was just me It had nothing to do with the altar. Oh another chance for spectacles. Yes Oh, there was a climbing glove. It's like little hulk gloves. Where are my spectacles? Oh, Jesus I see the little symbol up the top left. I just don't know what it does. Okay. He wants the turkey Hold on. I'll take care of this. All right gently does it There we go. Wait, is this already his maybe? Do I need to bring back a turkey form? That would make more sense I think. Hold on. Let me go look for another turkey bear in mind. I have no idea what I'm doing So I'm sorry if I'm messing this up. Ah, there's a turkey. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Yes, perfect Ah, oh no the turkey. Look at the little hearts going off him. Can he double jump? Okay, he can Okay, all right turkey. Look turkey. Ah, he's happy. Is that it? That that's it. You just say thank you I'm not in this for thank you. So I'm in this for money. Ow. Oh, that is so unfortunate I just spawned in he's getting beaten up. That is bad orangy for that npc Oh god, he rolls from the dead. I wish I could do that even make this game a lot easier Maybe those are all my previous Collins running around. Okay. Let's do one more run and try our best here I'm not gonna rush. I'm gonna take my time and face every challenge as it comes Okay, that one doesn't count. Oh, I can try and free this guy now though One more try. Honestly, those things are getting me the most the blocks. I'm not in the habit of watching for them Oh, I found something good. Oh, no as soon as I find something good a terrible chill runs down my spine I don't suppose you're a friendly ghost, are you? Oh, I gotta get out of here And everything's gonna kill me when I try and get out of here. Colin get up. Please. Please get up Colin Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no affect this affect this get me out of here. Get me out of here Okay, I'm dead. I'll join you. I'll fucking join you in the afterlife Let's try that again. I found something good and the game is like, all right, you found something good I'm gonna punish you for it I don't know if there's a way to avoid these arrows or not Like in this case I can go down here, but I don't know what to actually do to avoid it And like here, how do I avoid this arrow? Oh, it wasn't an arrow box. Okay, good. All right, and is this an arrow? I'll just try and no, I'm not sure how to avoid it Or anything for that matter I am getting screwed in this game Oh poor Colin, look at him. He's had such a rough run At least everything else used to be having a rough run too. Spider just got destroyed. All right I'm gonna end it there. I hope you enjoyed this video. If you're good at these games I am sorry. Okay. That was my first time playing. It reminded me a bit of binding of Isaac. Like if you don't know what's coming It's kind of hard to know what to expect because even the enemies I'd be like, oh, that's a little Sandroo thing that should be fine. I'll just go up and hit it And then it just starts flying towards me to then know what to expect But yeah, I hope you enjoyed the video. This game seems really fun I think I might actually play it a bit myself and see uh See how I can do if I can start to learn the game a bit Maybe I might stream it a little bit speaking of which my link to my twitch Is below in the description if you want to check that out I also post here every single day if you want to check out more of my stuff Please subscribe and yeah, that's about it. Appreciate you watching. I hope you enjoyed and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now