 This video is sponsored by NordVPN. Stick around after the sketch for a holiday special in cybersecurity. Thank you all for coming today. This town hall meeting has been called to order to discuss the Lich King power outside of our borders. And honestly, this might be our best chance, people. What is there to even talk about? Send the heroes now. They're only going to get stronger. And what if it doesn't work? Nothing else has. If they beat the Lich King, I doubt there's anything else we can come up with that will actually kill them. No, no, no. We don't have to kill anyone. We just have to distract them. And then maybe they'll get bored and leave on their own. What about their behavior would make you think that? They've been staying in your inn for weeks. You should know how much trouble they are more than anyone. They had nothing to do last night. And now town clauses have been turned to town crater. First they got drunk. And then they fought each other. And then they replaced the faces of every statue in town with their own. Running out of ways to keep them distracted. Last time you faked a blight on my farm, they burned down every crop to keep it from spreading. Potatoes. They never saw it coming. I'm really confident about this Lich King. That's what you said about sending him to fight the trolls in the mountains. And yet they returned with a troll in their party. We had to condemn several orphanages because the troll kept checking for secret doors with a war hammer. Well, I say we send them back to the raider camps. That'll keep them busy. Those weren't even raiders. They were just camping. We can't keep making up cliched plots until our town is in ruins. How will the Lich King be any different than our previous attempts? Well, that's a thing. I've actually already spoken to the Lich King and he's offered us a deal. We give him our mortal souls and he comes and takes over the town. I am not selling my soul for protection. What if we started spreading rumors that the king is a vampire? Then it's the capital's problem now. No, that would only end with us being hanged for treason. Or worse, they might win and control the entire kingdom. I'm telling you all, this is our only option. Listen, I think between all of us, we can handle a few fireballs a day. It's six. You're at six, you know? Yep. Six is a lot. And so, while the cool nights of 420 were delayed by scheduling conflicts, the Lich filed Lich Town as a sovereign kingdom and ushered in a golden age of prosperity. Yeah, whatever. I roll to attack. What do you mean attack? Attack what, the town? I can do that? Yeah, I attack the entire town. Oh, what have we here? Oh, I'll take some of that, yes. Anything for enigma. Ricky, what are you up to? John, I told you when I'm in the hoodie, my name is Cyphro. And I am about to mainline the internet for the ultimate insecurity at the ultimate cost. Okay, but why would you do that when you can just use Nord VPN and their double data encryption for increased anonymity online? Personal security? Do I look like I'm made of money? Well, actually, with a limited time offer, go to NordVPN.com slash Doormonster or use a coupon code Doormonster for a special holiday deal. Get a three-year plan with 81% off plus two amazing gifts, four extra months free, and the NordPass Premium. It's honestly quite affordable. NordVPN.com slash Doormonster? I'm in. With these guys on my side, I can finally watch all of Corey in the house and no one can stop me. With Nord's blazing fast servers and region selection, I'm unstoppable. And it's way more safe than connecting your veins to the internet. Find me now enigma. NordVPN.com slash Doormonster. Curse you, Nord.