 Hey, there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are playing some Beyond Two Souls. Look how upset she is! She's like, mom, the mean man is back and he's gonna make me do horrible, horrible things to people. Run, Kathleen! Run! Alright, it's time we discussed my imaginary friend. Um, in the game. Not my imaginary friend behind there. Oh no, Paul's not ready for that yet. Alright, let's get started. I am a child again. Not for fex's sake, and that means I'm terrified of everything. I thought I'd gotten over my fears like this. You know, wind and the dark and such. It took me 25 years, but I thought I was over them. Mommy! Oh my god, she actually did call her mom on me. What the hell, I was just joking. She felt my presence. Why don't you find something to do? Damn, millennials always just staring at that blasted window of theirs. You'll fry your eyes if you sit that close to it. Alright, if I've learned anything about this game, it's that I can burn down houses. How do I burn down my house? Oh god, I just keep standing up and sitting down. It's the equivalent of me just opening reddits and then closing reddits and then opening reddits to expect things to change, but nothing has changed. But I close reddits and then I open reddit again. Like, I'm exploring to figure out this place, but this is our house. She knows what's here. She's being a weirdo right now. Her mom must be creeped out. Jody, where are you going? I know where, I was just looking outside. A man outside the window has candy. I'm going out to him. What is my goal here? Like, I don't understand. Can I choke out my mom? Die, die. Oh no, I can only make her cold. God damn it. What's the point in having this super power if I just can make people put on jackets and such? Okay, I was joking earlier about the window thing, but you will fry your eyes like that. Be careful. She's like, oh, my favorite show. Static. You got a weird kid, lady. I think I got to do something crazy to get my mom's attention because she's just not caring no matter what I do. I got to do something extreme. Fire, come on. Pull the fire out. There we go. Okay, now that is pretty fecky. Now my mom should suspect something. No. She's like, God damn it. These chairs are faulty. If only I had my receipt. They came with a lifetime warranty. What do I have to do to get her attention? Can I flood the bathroom? I think that would be a good call, actually. Oh, my dad's still here. Oh, my God, I can look at what he's browsing at. It's going to be some horrible, horrible stuff. Yep, I knew it. Sick bastard. All right, break that computer. He's had enough. He's like, no, no, I need to find out if they make out at the end. He's pissed off. Honestly, I feel like someone does this kind of stuff to my computer every now and again because stuff just breaks for no reason. All right, I knocked a box off. Oh, my God, is it a present? I'll go back to Chori. It's a time to get a present. Present, present. Let's go. Jodie, honey, would you do me a favor? Oh, for feck's sake. Do you bottle of oil from the garage? Well, at least she asks for oil and not the dad. If the dad asked for oil up there in his computer, I'd be a bit concerned. Jodie, I need lubricant. Hey, Sam. She's like, again, I just brought you a full bottle of oil. Oh, my God, what the hell is that thing? Jesus Christ. Is that actually a ghost? I don't understand. It looks like it's moving. Feck off. Oh, for feck's sake, it is moving. This is Kathleen's doing 100%. Who buys a tub of olive oil this big and stores it in their garage? This is confusing. This is Kathleen's doing. She's set me up. I'm getting out of here. I'm not afraid of no boiler. If anything comes from me, I throw all that olive oil all over myself and nothing can hold on to me. That's my plan for a home invasion. I hear something downstairs. I'm slathering myself an oil and running at them. You can't hold on to me. I've actually often taught about stuff like that. Like if there was a home invasion, if you just start like screaming similish and like stomping your way downstairs and running at them, like even if they have a weapon at that point, they think this isn't worth it. This person is insane. Well, mom, it's been nice, but I refuse to stay around here bringing you lubricant. I'm moving out now and I'm going to make it on my own. Farewell. Jody, where are you going? For feck's sake. Yard's the other way, honey. God, this mama thinks she's a really stupid kid. She's really struggling with everything. Good form, Jody. Great shots. You're going to be a pro one day. Whoa, dribbling right past the deer. Like literally she's just sitting out there dribbling. She's got nothing to do. All right, I'm going to just leave you idle there. I'm going to have fun with that. I'm going to go up and look in dad's window and see what he's up to. God, I can't get close enough, but that doesn't sound good. Okay, that was me. All right, I'm just adding to the game. I'm making it a better, more fun experience for you. Oh, there's more kids. Hey kid, free me. My parents keep asking for lubricant. Go get help. All right, blast open this fence. Yeah, we're going through. Go straight into traffic, Jody. Mom and dad have been trying to keep it away from you, but it's really fun. Hey, Jody, you want to play with us? Oh my God, that guy got really close to me. Was that meant to happen? I think he just smacked right into me. This is the second snowball fight I've been in this week. And I've the exact same strategy. Hell of a shot, Jody. Come on, let's run out into traffic. Oh, no. Oh, no, this is bad. The hell is this kid's problem? He's a weird-looking kid, too. What the hell is going on? This is so weird. All right, time to kill the kid. And I'm not just going to make you a little bit colder. I'm actually going to choke you out this time. Keep going. Keep going. Now, if this is how he wants to play, this is how he wants to play. He's got the cough of a smoker who's been smoking for 50 years. A pack a day. Oh my God, my dad was going out to the shops to buy more lubricant and he spotted me. What's going on here? Come on, let's go. No, dad, don't just pull me away. Beat him up. You can take him. Come on. I'm the kind of kid that didn't say my dad could beat up your dad. I just said my dad will beat you up. Then he came to school with a crowbar. I'm sick and tired of your stories. What? Jody, this time you're really gonna- Oh my God. Oh, Aiden's coming for you next, dad. I knew you were a bad guy. Go to your room. Like, how can they not believe this? At this point, when chairs are floating on the table and electricity is flying all over their place, kids are getting choked out by ghosts and you're like, no. Must be the wind. Must be built on an Indian burial ground or something. Mommy, I'm afraid of the monsters, mommy. The only monster is your fucking dad and we can choke him out if we need to. Oh my God. You hear me, go away. No, your dad's just a dick. What's he doing now? He's like, oh, my wrist is sore. I've been using it all day. I don't even feel bad because he's just a horrible, horrible person. Susan, that thing is like an uncontrollable animal. We have no idea what it's capable of. This really feels like the most meta game I've ever played. It's like they're reacting to me playing it. There's quick time events to go to sleep. Are you serious? That's taking the pace a little bit. My God. Dude, can you stop with the fucking dog monkey or whatever? Oh, great. Now what's happening? Jody! He's not even trying. He doesn't want to get in there. What happened, sweetheart? Mommy monsters didn't exist. You were wrong, mommy. You were wrong. Why do they keep calling me a monster? I'm starting to feel bad about myself. This game is making me feel bad. Makes me want to kill. 27% did mischievous things. Oh God, I was with 82% of people who missed the shoebox, but I found it. I just didn't get to open it. I could have been a gun or something cool. Nah, it's probably just more lubricant. I now was skipping a good bit forward to the condenser. Doesn't sound that exciting, but please don't leave the video. Look, there's William to friends. See? It got exciting already. Jody, if you don't want to do it, just say and I'll take you back. No, I'm game. I want to do something cool with my powers. Like so far, I've just been choking out children and Kathleen. Of course, watch out, please. Jesus, some consideration. Thank you. This must be so weird for all these people. Like this teenage girl is just walking on inside this disaster zone. Jody, the entities around the rip, they're not like Ireland. They're from the depths of the other side. We know almost nothing about them. Could you stop screaming back there? You're ruining the dramatic cutscene. Okay, I got to get to the basement. They always say don't use the lift in times of emergency, but it would be a lot faster. I'm going to go to the lift. Just follow these red painted arrows on the ground. The elevator's stuck. That perfect sake. The hell is this thing stuck on? What is going on? I can't believe I'm doing fucking elevator maintenance. Jesus Christ. That elevator has no sympathy. Like usually they have sensors or whatever. So if your leg is sticking out, they'll stop. But this one just caught it straight off and repeatedly smash it. Hello there. Ah, come on. We had already seen his body earlier as I didn't. I maybe she doesn't see what he sees. I don't know. But if I'm not shocked, you shouldn't be shocked. All right. This can't be the first time she's seen a dead body. Is it? I don't know. It's confusing when the timeline is jumping all over the place. See, that's why I was trying to choke out the kids. So she'd get like desensitized this stuff. Redirect the ammunition to Jody's head until she has a flashback. Oh, okay. I didn't even do anything. It's just going to happen. God damn, that luggage hit him hard. That must have been like a Ryanair employee handling luggage. Judging by how my stuff comes out. Oh, perfect sake. Oh, come on, dude. You know what you were doing. You're an inch from death. And you use your last bit of energy to grab her violently like that. Come on. You could just whisper. Just be like, go back or something. It's too dangerous. But no, you freak out. I want to steal your shoes now because oh, no, she's moving them. Okay. I was just going along with the story. I thought she was doing it out of anger. Offer effects, sake. The body's reanimating. Wait, what? I came right back. There's no way he got back on the floor like that. Maybe it was my imagination. The sound could have been my dad again. He got his hands on lubricant. He's just standing behind me with a massive drum of olive oil. Offer effects, sake. Why are they doing this? Try to open it from the other side. Oh, thank you. That actually helps me. Hold on. Let me go on through. How the hell is someone still alive down here? God damn it. I wish I wasn't. Like spirits and everything aside. This place is burning to the ground. They do got some good tunes on. All right, I'll stay. Ah, very good fire extinguisher. I feel like a sim. Kevin has discovered the fire as they're putting it out. The day is saved because I put her that small patch of fire. Oh, dude, come on. Were you just waiting in that room on fire silently waiting for me to pass? Someone's crying out. Okay. Finally, someone with a normal reaction whimpering. The entities, they invaded the laboratory creatures from the temple. I managed to hide, but they're still here. I know they're still here. God, you've got mad, haven't you? Jesus, you're just a beacon of positivity, aren't you? You know what serves you right? Your bad attitude. Oh my God, here he goes again. He's in such a bad mood. It seems weird for a demon from another dimension to be calling me a bitch. It's all the same insults. There we go. Okay. No, he's not dealt with. And he just cracked his neck as well. Okay. He's glitching out. Okay. He's on fire. Now we just need to stay away from him and he'll just burn himself out. The hell is going on? Let's slap him with it. These entities are pretty, are pretty crappy to be honest. I don't know where Aiden is and why he's not helping me, but if they have to possess humans like that to attack me, then it's, it's not that threatening. Oh, another flashback. Okay. Now that's how you killed someone. Okay. Maybe it is scary when they can possess people. Oh, great. A haunted office chair. All right. Other than being slightly annoying, that's not that scary. For fuck's sake. I'm failing all these quick time events. I'm just not very quick. Go back to the quick time events. That's just like closing your eyes. Oh my God, I was about to say thankfully I'm out of there, but this is actually a bit scarier, but at least it's more straightforward. It's just like go to the door. They're all going to reanimate and attack me, aren't they? Oh, great. A past card. Okay. I need that to go forward. Please don't reanimate. Oh, God damn it. Well, here it goes. You know what? You guys should do that office chair thing again. That was such a mild inconvenience that that was horrible. That almost killed me. This, this you should stop her. Oh God, I got to raise my controller up here. Otherwise it looks really wrong. I'm going to look just like her dad. This isn't as scary. They're all just being dramatic bobbleheads right now. Yeah. There we go. Look at them all shaking along like that. If we put them all in the little hula dresses and gave them a you could just be shaking along. I'd like that. Okay. Now this is weird, but I have seen stranger things. Oh, God damn it. The stop button doesn't work. That's unexpected. I'll try. I don't know if you should be placing your faith in me to be honest, but go for it. What do I do? Oh yeah, I need to like protect her. I forgot it. God, this item entity is really strong. I'm taking on three on one. Good thing I practice like choking out those children earlier. What the hell is going on? I don't understand. I don't know what I'm doing. Hold on. Can you give me a second? This is really overwhelming. There's a lot of moving parts. I usually just play games like the Sims. Slow down. Okay. This is getting really drawn out now. I just want to go choke kids. Like can I just do stuff like that instead of fighting these supernatural beings Christ? Okay. Yes. Stop. Okay. Crisis averted. Everyone go home. Oh, thank God that part's over. Not because I wanted to save humanity or anything. It was just pretty drawn out to be honest. There we go. Now I'm back with William the friend. Hey there, the friend. How's it going? I thought they were going to kiss there. I was like, that's fucking weird. I wouldn't like that at all. Oh, the next chapter sounds fun too. But I can't play more. We've played enough for one day. I think I really like the parts that are more like less actiony, you know, more snowmen. I know that's oddly specific, but that's what's shown up in the screen. But I prefer parts that are less actiony and less like CIA training and all this kind of stuff. I like parts like this that's coming up by the looks of it. But we're going to leave it there. I'm hopefully going to play more. Let me know if you want to see it. But I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate watching as all those folks and I do hope to see you next time. Bye for now.