 If I can have a moment of your time, you were not meant to see the post above me, therefore I have been dispatched by a special organization to make sure you don't remember any information regarding it, so if you would just look here for me? This is my walking dead pen! Look, I'm not gonna- Do it! I'm Stan and I was wrong! I'm singing the Stan wrong song! I shouldn't have taken that chance! Now here's my remorseful dance! Do the kick! Jazzy! Some of you may have encountered a glitch on TikTok recently where all profiles were replaced with Site 42s. This was not an error, just the foundation cleaning up a gamers against weed attack on the platform that made all sounds smell like wet farts. The bitch don't have garage sounds. We have estate sounds. We invite all bitches friends and we have an auction. Ten thousand for this haunted doll. She's made of porcelain. They're just gonna be that blatant about it, huh? Marshall Carter and Dark as a group of interest, the foundation takes great pains to track down. There are a bunch of super rich weirdos who collect anomalous artifacts so that they can auction them off to the highest bidder of their super rich friends. The auctions are always super secretive, invite only black tie affairs. The entertainment is typically anomalous individuals who can do things like acrobatics while removing their limbs. The food is always super weird, like when they used SCP-1600, we call it Philosopher's Cheese, because it's a liquid that turns anything into cheese so you can have gold as cheese or people as cheese. Or they just eat people because they're frickin' rich people. I've gotta go tell InfoSec Director Greaves to track this down. I'll see you in the next video. Oh For Nine is taking Tom Music therapy quite well. Less stress, higher friendliness, increased skill. Of course, therapy isn't an instant cure. But the panic attacks are becoming less frequent. I've got the entity on my monitor. Which direction is it heading in? The Tigris and the Euphrates? Dear God, it's heading for the Gate Guardian. Keep me updated, stay safe. Activate emergency protocol PAPMOS. We are looking at the XK class scenario here. This is it, staff. This ad is sus. Do you see the anomaly? How about now? Reality shapers. Bending the world to their will? All people born on July 15th are reality vendors. Claff is going to have a long hunting weekend. Go, go, go, go. Dr. Sherman, are you wasting time teaching the anomalies tricks again? Uh, no. You're doing great. Keep it up. Oh yeah, that's anomalous all right. I mean, look at it. Who gets a tattoo right under their eye? That would hurt so bad. Hey, Dr. Sherman, how do you take care of your mental health while working at the foundation? That information's classified. I don't owe you the answer. Get out of my office. SCP Foundation. I'm sick to work and my Burger King manager's here. You called out from that Burger King? Oh, 343. Okay. Run through your house and out the back. It's not used to being limited to three-dimensional spaces, so it shouldn't be confused enough for you to escape. It's slithering? Oh, I'll get you help. Get me Mobile Task Force Omega-2. All the King's men to these coordinates. You hid in the shower? You amateur. Oh my goodness. Attention all SCP Foundation staff who have a Minecraft account. SCP-4645, known as the Black Mailing Computer, has made its threat for the day. If we do not hit Dr. Bright with a car before midnight tonight, all Minecraft accounts associated with SCP Foundation staff members will be deleted. I tried to convince the O5 that hitting Bright with a car was the lesser of two evils, but they didn't buy it. An audio log of this anomaly is available on the Psych 42 YouTube channel for your con- I'm sorry for your loss. Item designation, Coney Hawk. Object class, Radical. Special containment procedures, take it to the skate park, let it shred, put it away, repeat daily. Here we have another are we cool yet creation, an anomalous statue. So original. This one's apparently a commentary on capitalism eating the soul of man. Yeah, they're always this pretentious. To put it simply, Dr. Bright would never be free again. Think about it, every time Bright is given a new body, 096 is activated and comes and kills it. That amulet would be stuck in a storage locker for life. The only time we would take it out is if 096 happened to breach and we needed to lure it back. And it could be worse, I mean if the amulet itself summoned 096 rather than Bright in a body, then there is no way we are getting out of this without an 096 with Bright's consciousness. Can you imagine? You know, I did my time on assignments in the dimension where bowling balls are the dominant species and they use humans for bowling. So if you want to complain about your assignment cleaning 173's chamber, I can think it's somewhere more creative to send ya. SCP Foundation tip, don't ignore keep off the grass signs. You never know when that field may actually be an anomalous entity who can deploy its grass defensively similar to porcupine spines. Oof, ouch, my toesies indeed. SCP Foundation, what is- Oh. Well, Siren Head isn't an SCP so technically I'm not supposed to engage but someone's gotta contain that thing. Oh, I see the mix up. See this is a dog that can flatten, but it's not flat dog, the permanently flat white dog who can bend reality. Common mistake. What happens if you use SCP-113 known as the Gender Switching Stone on a gender fluid or non-binary person? Well at least in one documented case, it turned them into a cat girl. Okay, maybe that's a bit of a simplification. What actually happened is the stone gave Dr. Cat limited shape-shifting abilities. Limited in that she can't control it. She just turns into whatever she visualizes as herself. And right now, that's a cat girl. If you want to know the whole story, check out this week's episode of the Site 42 podcast over on our YouTube channel. Link in the bio. We've commissioned art from multiple artists to make SCP related merch. And we've got stickers for the Site 42 channel. And so if you want some SCP merch as well as helping support the Site 42 channel, tspring.com slash stores slash Site 42. Thank you in advance and cheers.