 okay there we are once again the famous Bendix diner as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld show comedians in cars getting coffee hasbro kites in Jersey route 17 south I'm headed to meet with William H. Morrill the third commercial voice over specialists and former NFL football quarterback for more wackiness or God knows what we're gonna talk about maybe more madness who know who hell knows who the hell knows now wouldn't know what did you say again how come my how many servings that I have I didn't count I stood there for two hours and stuff myself oh maybe it was more I gorge myself like Homer Simpson are you kidding me they had good food there all the seafood is fresh not frozen but they didn't make any money they never make money on me at the buffet the Royal Hibachi gorilla I mean the Royal Hibachi gorilla and buffet the guys Turkish he did all his fishes fresh but like I said they never make money on me and I and do I feel bad am I gonna lose sleep no he's laughing I'm not losing a wink of sleep over it oh Saddlebrook mall room 46 West by the Walmart and there's a 24-hour fitness it and there's a dollar zone yeah it's in there the guy's Turkish that's Brooklyn for Turkish hello William any good news yet okay yeah well the good thing is you get to meet a lot of people you know I'm glad you two got back in here at the same time again no I happen to finish buying my coffee at all these because I ran out I don't want can't run out of coffee no then I beat my I lean here the caffeinated doesn't have the same flavor as kept caffeine coffee it's some missing you know and he needs more caffeine like another whole as you can tell just like you when you need when William when William speaks it sounds like he's caffeinated because he's so he's a dominatrix when you say something to somebody like my dad always said say it like you mean it these people right good morning yeah but when other people get energetic you want to shut them up well no people that go on here's Jimmy with a story so you want to say bam and we were talking about that this morning again if you ever go to New York City you see how in a hurry everybody isn't in Manhattan that's how he is like because some some stories have extra extra information no they don't that's because you say so and I do say so and you know and when I say about your story so we try to say it's bubble blood you go yes oh yeah because there might be an extra three words attached to it no it's called long-winded you Edith Matt I'm gonna get you all together I met a new guy for you last night he just moved here from Ohio I said even Ohio you're insulting you're insulting people here you go I said Moe stop you're going on and on I said I cannot wait the name is Moe yes oh yeah and I said you've got to meet my friend Jimmy you too will hit it off you will be out talking now let me ask you a question when you're when you're when you're in your either the room watching television you got the air-conditioned blasting and you have solitude and there's no human being in there with you nice you actually relish that I relish it like what are all hot dogs and everything else I knew you were gonna say that this morning you but no not even a chick is with you this morning they had a he's an attempt at humor this morning now he don't want to bone nobody out here this morning the first time because you get this morning a new guy was what naked guy was through the hip the hotel yeah oh my god that's nothing I think I passed them I thought was that I think the first to pass them because I was up early I went to my room I was going back to my room having a cigarette going back around 4 30 5 o'clock in the morning this guy's coming out he's wearing a t-shirt and underwear oh and that's it because good morning I said well good morning to you too so have a nice day and later on they told me some naked guy was walking all through the hotel so I think maybe after he passed me so you don't have entertainment there I think I've done a couple times they've had a couple times a couple guys were new oh there is a high-volume hotel I mean a what it is a high-volume hotel popularity they're charging a dollar seven for the couple now you're gonna you heard about a naked guy you're gonna be hanging up wait a minute you're complaining about a dollar seven for this oh come on you're gonna be hanging out there look how she's hugging her purse so close I don't you can't put your purse on the side I got gift cards in here tell tell tell him about yesterday and your he's got gift cards and both of you stop tell him yesterday about your staying I got it out though and it's stained again well I think you're seeing because you showed me yesterday and I said I don't see it staying she's delusional I don't think it was Eileen no it wasn't Eileen I didn't see it Eileen amulet was the stain really on Eileen's garment all right amulet was the stain really on Eileen's garment really the amulets I agree with Eileen how about that that's what you don't lie I hell you don't you have a you have a uh guardian spirit when I was here yesterday at mcdonald's with my friend Eileen so he's naturally I didn't see the stain on her blouse did she have a stain on her blouse I don't like it saying no saying no jimmy always gets along that's why I don't get it I don't get it wrong it's actually the spirit that likes that attached himself to bill likes bill and and kisses up the bill from the apartment jimmy claims that you kiss up to me is that true probably a demon and wants to possess you jimmy claims that you're a demon who wants to possess me is that true does jimmy make a lot of stuff no I have sharp intuition always did it does jimmy have sharp intuition did he always who's who's a bit better candidate for for master of the entire universe will you morrow or james p mcdonough so you're making fun of a master of the universe but no because it's it's an ego thing you want to be right well I'm not no you know but you are right a lot of times I don't want to be right I want the actual fact but actually you are right a lot of time I want the truth I'm agreeing with you I don't care I want the truth he doesn't even care if I agree jimmy stop you wonder I don't get this don't go I don't care I figure I'm being nice and agree with him jimmy stop no more caffeine he's like Andrew Anderson he just wants to get all james up the old old gulu you know in italian we say sometimes jimmy my friend jimmy just can't stop talking canning he's trying to psych me out brother and you don't have to calm it down jimmy you won't what do you want today your drugs get in or what I mean well how do you really feel about those plastic artificial rocks out front they're crazy they're like the ones in my head we're all here look at kathy's here how about that i hear she's she's cat kathryn that's not her name nope never has been all right whatever i don't know Karen Karen i'm sorry jimmy just said you changed your name to kathy oh i was close i was close Karen Karen that's right i don't believe it was look how she's hugging at first and why are you hugging at first to get more stains and she sees that we don't got my social security check in here see it okay but why is it here why isn't it i was in the mailbox i didn't want to go back into my apartment to put it in my apartment i have gone into my apartment back in port today about five times did you get that important phone call the other time when you had to rush home i had to call him so she see she rushed home from nothing i told her that to us carry your damn phone and have them call you listen to me he never called listen give you that's why we said why are you rushing out of here they're not going to call you we told you what would listen put give everyone of importance your cell phone number that's why people get a cell phone number one first one would be jimmy no no no jimmy's number one and we're about the mario brothers put put his number baby second and third jimmy number one don't forget that ray dude oh ray he's got a probably a separate phone for his he's your he's your new guy galupi my guy the gullet the gullet don't sound like a bird there's my friend here at mcdonald's i lean like that somewhat out there guy ray do you like him a lot oh boy and you're he's putting it mildly out there a lot oh yeah i don't like ray too but he's out there even though he annoys the crap buddy you can still like oh yeah i told him what that's a great stuff but i don't even know what you're talking about you was all house football so it hasn't started yet like what is wrong with everybody they're all losing their fucking minds are you my god are you are you campaigning to fight swamp ass everybody who campaigns not the girls that wears like with spandex in the gymnasium to try to get attention like attention wars you know how much you sweat in spandex if you worked out it's not it not a pretty sight i just said so how are you you didn't say a word you go so what else is going on well why don't you go to ent and get a fix an ent what's an ent your nose and throat doctor you know my my they're all everywhere every town has you know my family physician got rid of my wife let's see let's see okay i had wax my my family doctor took him quiet everybody goes my friend i lean have an awful lot of wax in her ears should she go to an ent and your nose and throat specialist get her ears cleaned out i had enough wax to make a candle my doctor took care would this open up a whole new world from for her as far as improved hearing it did for me no my my my doctor of internal medicine did it he had the the the water gun for it i got my old doctor used to do but he retired now i wonder if that doesn't mean that the business retired they're all over the place i talk to you i have to save my ent will do it i'll have to get my mp will do it i'll have to ask them ask you do i need an ent who should i go to would you recommend that you don't need a specialist for that what what my medical doctor did in the past i'll have to save my medical doctor he will do it now i don't think he will he'll refer you to an ent here nose throat specialist but my doctor if not you can go to jimmy's house listen to it my doctor of internal medicine had the gun that does it he did it for me and i i started hearing things that i didn't didn't hear in months he heard people that weren't even there oh that's that's not good no yeah hi how are you where'd you go oh i lean how many of her how many of you are there no flies he's multiple no go over in his place he'll clean your I think I asked him and he said he wouldn't do it my md because he's an md everything specialized my this is different nowadays i leave my doctor had the device he did it he even took a mole off um off me with dry liquid nitrogen and then he followed that with a gopher and uh i want to go go gopher i think you need a head transplant listen they it's a gun it's it sprays liquid nitrogen dry ice it'll freeze it and what they do is they put like a tape around it so you don't damage and it disappears right frostbite so i want to use that on the fall over you lay in layman's terms frostbite now i'm gonna do it here's i leave layman's i like that where'd she go i like that word layman this stuff bye lady hey when i was a kid those x-ray sunglasses did they really work yeah they did and it's like bominos turkish taffy was really invented in turkey it was everybody knows that oh did your friend get back safe or she's still in turkey no she's still in turkey oh wow she must have a rough schedule managing a 7-11 about 12-14 hours a day yikes probably six days a week no no seven seven holy crap no life no maybe i'll get you a job down there when my friend comes back where is it right here at the x-hounds station the 7-11 my friend is a manager working same as gainful employment yeah that's not a very pleasant word gainful employment right now buffet is a nice pleasant word gainful employment or anything with food you have on something with food you and joe rizzi that's because you don't your appetite is is lower now but you do the thing where you've got to be eating the same with joe he's six times a day he's got an illness well you talk about football a lot that's an illness when i don't talk about it a lot okay not much at all i'm talking to start so we can talk about interesting stuff okay interesting stuff my other my other friend the older guy joe rizzi did seem to have a severe problem and odd habits with eating i've always told him i said you're sick joe jackie gets on himself go to him in his god damn meeting he's a fucking cunt he's a cunt scumbag oh that guy holy crap he told me all about him does Joe rizzi have severe mental and psychological problems and issues right into it i don't like when people do shit i have very little tolerance for this stuff his son won't even talk to him and he's a liar too because he's told me late in lies huge whatever he says oh i told jackie this years ago whatever everything he says you always believe the opposite he's a chronic liar he's got mental problems now when he used to give you rise didn't he throw it up to your face but every his own son won't talk to him darin there's nothing nobody knows me from the premise suburban diner a couple years back they all get much of the young kids came over billy our quarterback in high school couple flies great can you do any forms that you know darin this is back when darin was the head coach at university of roald island their quarterback the premise wanted to go to roald island i made a phone call to darin over there doesn't even speak to Joe less than five minutes the phone call rigs it's darin hey bud what's up i said darin i need a favor i want you to look at this so let's give them a fly what you're gonna get to do okay we got i got the kid in scholarship no you go back and to this day i've never looked at it but you see how if people like you respect you and trust you can do and work for things but no five minutes listen i got a return phone call from darin he won't even call his old father ever even on the holidays it's very christmas darin happy birthday darin tex that's all they'll do he will not talk to joe at all but nice normal people will not throw it up to your face if they do your favor the other thing too i told jackie this i always and to this day i still believe joe is not their biological father i just don't want i just don't something's always been different i told everybody that years ago my friend jurizzi is he danning and darin's biological father interesting well look at that swing holy mackerel have i always been right about jurizzi you're very absurd oh no i get inside i pride myself and really not well and my other friend he was saying you and your feelings really scary you get feelings and they're never wrong but his his attitude was that of a first-class asshole i don't he lies i don't like i said earlier we're going to do that now my friend jurizzi is he a chronic liar here no my empty that yeah chronic liar is that the same as pathologist pathological liar okay you can't stop lying everything you do is a lie it's your liar yeah you lie about it it's a compulsion so i can go to dr ronald let me tell you dr ronald rigalosi he's in low tide you like him he just got his medical license back after having it for both up no he's got like citations all over the water he's um in the upstairs from the united um no bank of america where's that main street in low tide is it by shop price uh not not far where is it by i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna bring boos here next time where is it by let me tell you a quick way to get there you go down terrace avenue and what you're going to do is you're going to um i know i know the shop price you um what is that um um the street over from kip avenue with the the one with the new jersey transit uh bus it's up there's a bus stop there right at the kip there's a bus stop on terrace you're on terrace if you take any one of those streets to the end and then you make a right you'll see you'll you'll see the bank of america wait it's a mullivar no no no you got to go all the way down to to like main street south main street and low tide there's a bank of america i'm talking about the bank of america across from the right no that's another bank of america there's lots of it's a it's a cross from wells fargo bank well i lean you're not going to remember you forget it well gps google map you have a phone google map i don't like to bring my phone out because somebody you might google map google map google map google map why did you two ever get married she wants me to lead her by the hand to wells fargo you're just going to have to figure out that i don't think that's going to happen you've got to take her to wells fargo look at her google look at her making eyes and licking your lips i heard a bank of america all right i'll make it easy for you on terrace avenue there's a restaurant called the ivn the next street over is kip avenue turned down kip voted a very ex as she interrupts me make a left on kip no right no right at kip if you're up here and you're going towards the ivn that's going to be on your left you're going to go right on kip so oh jesus christ is christ almighty where are the innards then how did you get a degree i got a degree when i was healthy would you study the three stitches keep going where ivn is or make a left by ivn the park of the ivn you walk in you go back to the bathroom section and then you just hang out there's a there's a secret trap door that you go down to shoot in the ivn ladies room it takes you right to dr rigolosi's office like get smart you know that one needs to go down just the i i lean i lean the title of the show gets smart they were trying to tell you something i feel like i'm in a cone of silence episode i'll go bring that thing out what listen to me near the ivn there's a street called kip avenue kip if you take that to the she has an uncanny like is there any way of getting turned to i lean take it to the very end when i say very not the boulevard the very end make a right and then you see that bank of america you see that it's right there it took me a thousand years to say that the doctor's name what i asked oh no no would you have any way of getting through to i lean right into a big no i need i need booze really bad i don't have a pen put it in your phone no go up in the front ask them if they have a pen you can borrow i lean i lean you have no you have a notepad i was supposed to show her to you know you'll know if jimmy touches your pocket you have a notepad you don't want she's she's gone she's you two you two together no you hear how she she asked me a question this year that she cuts me off i and i just said you can't get through to her oh god stop trying see i can't get through it it took me a thousand years to tell her about kip kip avenue you could you could do it in you have a notepad on your phone i lean she doesn't carry your phone because somebody might take it what's the this this is like friggin worse than the three stooges episode are rigolosi oh this is not this is gonna be fun oh it's gonna take a half hour ronald rigolosi not no you did you said like a japanese brother r i g you know oh it's been so long what is this all about l o s i because he does he has the the apparatus to do the earwax oh just get the one ent she don't want to go to a specialist like it they have no local ent's and i'm sure they do i know that they do every town my mother went to one in hack and sack on prospect street and i might not be able to find it this place at least i got directions sir it only took me 20 minutes whatever you explain whatever you do don't tell ronald rigolosi i sent you no i won't because then he'll throw me out of his office no what you have to say what you have to say i lean is my boyfriend jimmy no stop that crap on me that i come to you that's not nice that's why i love him so much he highly recommends or if i bust or if i bust his chops he gets mad america you want me to do the irish jim yes go ahead please oh you should see what she's right now she's scribbling oh oh my god i lean jimmy's gonna dance for you what are you guys don't they have a pen here let me do it all right that's all they gave her that's how much they think i was gonna write it down nice well you write i'm gonna go for the smoke as you two are driving i'm driving you know i'm trying to tell her look at they gave you a broken pencil no no from your apartment you would have to make a left on kiff look this is pathetic um go to very very and make right this guy don't listen to me and this guy is hooked up with holy name and tina he's a really really really good doctor make right and then bank of america is on left believe me i'm gonna say i'm gonna say something you're gonna see it it's on on left in the doctor's office is upstairs go in just go up there and you'll see it on left can you all report anything better than that pens i mean look it's unbelievable like you know i couldn't spare a pen isn't amazing the amulet knew that we didn't you know why if i was this if i was this psychologist and i had patients like her i probably put a pillow over to face and smother him i asked him how do you how do you prize something with that's nothing that's full of junk does our friend an acquaintance here at mcdonald's i mean she has severe mental and psychological issues she she she has nothing but junk carrying in her in that huge purse and not one pen not even a dollar store pen and the pencil they lend her the graph i fell right out of it i had a like i had i was amazing at this thing yeah i mean it was awesome even in a minute 100 but it's 99 doing something to correct well you you see how when you try to like explain something important to her how she like uh she doesn't really react i said i mean just no she kept she kept asking me and i kept trying to tell about the kip avenue bullshit just can't get through you just can't get through to eileen at all can you're gonna have to use the napkins explainer there you go see yes what are you doing now that's my question what question did you ask not you and your problems with understanding stuff i said you just just can't get through to eileen can you and said no yeah so we're trying to do is try to explain stuff and you just couldn't grasp but i couldn't could i go over there and use the napkin systems all right all right no i was just going to show it a napkin but not that she's going to listen man she still won't go in the wrong direction sometimes so i wasted my time writing the directions down no i read down wrong direction people give them to me but now i'll be able to follow the yeah it's there any way of getting through to our friend eileen here at mcdonald's is people like eileen will keep liquor stores so prosperous no i mean you know the only therapy for eileen keeps it prosperous as she drives us to go to liquor stores yeah that's what i mean she's not heard of by some days she doesn't buy the boo she pushes us to go there in other words she drives us to drink you do you don't make sense i mean what's wrong sometimes i make sense i'm a college graduate i have to make sense doesn't mean anything she understood with swamp passes that doesn't mean i think it doesn't mean anything to me what the graduates so many people graduate well eileen says she's a psych and seems like she's a college graduate you said she is but does that mean anything no you see it's how you apply things in life what you do with them just getting a degree yeah i mean so the ability to memorize facts is is worthless unless you kind of put that unless you can apply those facts in the real world it's like it's like interns or people that just kids that just graduate and they get a job in a corporation it's just remember it doesn't everything relate back to my dad you can't get through to people now i mean people that climb the ladder of success and become a department director executive director these are people there's a reason why they excel no a lot of its politics a lot of it's just getting they're lucky they're getting a break and things happen yeah like sports like what's happened to you i mean what didn't happen this luck it's breaks it's all kinds of bs there's a couple number of factors but we're trying to get through to you and uh it's hard to reach you i mean what do you have to do karen where you got it i should go into friendlies i i have plenty of seafood at the buffet yesterday you heard that huh she's very secretive secret friend nobody's gonna stalk her yeah you don't you know i'm sure you're staring at him like you're having a for dinner yeah i don't know yet i'll get a burger or something something that simple or your appetite has has not been up like you know i'm losing weight like you would you would literally it'll be a waste of money for you to go to a buffet i have a couple bites and i'm done yeah well uh that i think something you'd you'd mention eileen i throw up and i wouldn't you know you heard me in other words karen say you did hear me why do you do that in other words when karen when karen when karen carpenter used to regurgitate eileen would have been assistant oh i would say my parents went away with them throughout the polko but they're very nice people they said they were the nicest people they met they were wonderful i also met uh with the corridor of a wonder woman oh wow i heard she's really a super sweetheart she's from texas i think well i know ferro fawcett and uh jib jay jackson smith ferro fawcett with the ut yeah but uh no college again karen carpenter was a natural she was just like like whitney houston a natural legendary you sing i always start going can you sing can you sing i'm going to repeat everything i want to sing in a dance contest show us wait a minute she's singing a dance contest wait a minute why just singing a dance contest i'm singing a dance contest i'm singing a dance contest holy shit is that the one where nobody showed up did you do the irish did you do the irish jay what did you sing what was the song i mean that simple question what did you remember all i was who played something for you wait a minute who played who played the radio in it in a contest you know what you're gonna say jimmy jimmy oh jimmy back what are you coming back hey i'm gonna just don't you sing will you marry me i'm gonna i'm gonna bust you i'm gonna bust you chops about being a dominatrix you can't even spell dominatrix you're a male dominatrix oh capital d oh capital well i try to make it fancy oh no anyway who would put a radio on during a contest a radio they didn't i don't think they did what kind of cheap ass hotel did you stay in oh it was it what you started by talking i could you stop that jesus i was excuse me a place that you were staying in was it a hotel or a tree house no it was a hotel okay that's what i said before saying let's hear you what hotel i'm meditating i'm staring at the rock you're not in the mood for singing you know what the same i got to meditate staring at the fake rock hold on excuse me hi eileen hey eileen's out there hey how you doing oh the rock makes as much sense as i think he's going on and on here you go i'm doing shtick as they say in uh jewish hollywood i'm doing shtick because it looks like that's why they put them there okay for sure why do you have fake rocks up there now of course me telling jokes even though they're short one liners is not good because he wants everybody to see how quick it was why do you have fake rocks up there no i was tying it entirely you know i like you get more sense out of the rock you know my friend jimmy madonna does he just go on and on does bill really does it worry him that he might end up being really alone someday doesn't worry me that i might be alone someday let's see what it says he don't care billy no billy don't care he's anti-social well not really i should i meet people everywhere i go i wish people leave me alone i sit over there i like to sit out front every time i go out in the front place to sit somebody comes over and talks i tell which i i can't be alone everywhere i go somebody talks do i wish to be alone a lot of times do i enjoy my privacy and being alone now there you all make your stupid comments just disprove those okay so now what else is is is has billy become i a bona fide grouch the older we got have i become as jimmy's claiming a bona fide grouch the older i've become yeah i mean it likes you i like that it's that's cool as you know i'm just less tolerant of all the bullshit aren't i unless billy tells unless billy tells the joke i just don't like people going on and on and on do i i only said a few words about the rock see every question for you now how could a few words you weren't you were joking about you were talking to the rockers and oh here yeah that's called the joke no it's good you said you were doing this stick that means on and on i said oh god no you know um this guy that we know andrew anison he not only did he love the spotlight he loved to dominate the conversation wouldn't it be great if god was able to materialize and say and just bitch slap him and andrew anison that can't happen maybe an alien maybe maybe god's it maybe god's extraterrestrial no actually maybe god's extraterrestrial what that's not a god jimmy no i mean god create a man or the man create god man created god got you i gotta see when i'm trying to get the wax out of my you're not going to i have a feeling no i don't think you will what was so funny i think i missed it but she's she wants to get the wax out of your her it's all i she'll be able to hear i was acting like i was talking that she couldn't hear me but i wasn't really letting sound oh god you too but are you actually going to make an attempt to go yeah i just gotta get the phone just drive there same thing with rochelle park just drive over there but if i drive there would they give me an appointment how the hell the why yes they will you're an american citizen but this is what phones are for you needed a for me why drive waste gas and go like all the phone i'd like to make it a point they don't pick up rochelle park well we got him a doctor's office oh no the doctor will pick up i'm talking about i'm talking about social benefits no we're talking about the the doctor for oh just call him don't waste a trip and riding gas a you're gonna drive there and make an appointment that's insane what's your browser is it google on your phone use whatever is this should i lean drive to this doctor the jimmy recommended just to make an appointment see if i have his car i might have this car hold should i lean simply call to make an appointment yes jesus i lean i'll drive there waste gas everything else well that's not that far it's far enough where's wasting gas how are you grabbing for you now you have a pen before you did it was a red one i didn't want to write with red holy my god what the hell did that matter here here you're rica copy his copy his phone number give it back to me actually hold on you know what this is old i don't need it there's nothing important on it keep oh god she's gonna now you got his car she'll lose it don't lose that that's him all right cut to a week or two later i lean should go to the doctor i lost i lost i lost you know i lost i lost this card i lost this card i'm not giving you a second card put that in a safe place no don't put it in your pocket book somebody will steal that now now it'll go into another dimension in her case maybe dementia where's the card for tasting what i'm on break oh tropic berry sprites good now what is tropic berry sprites good if the last couple of times it was like seltzen water oh tropic berry that's because management's not putting enough of this flavoring in it there's so much damn affirmative action if you were bigger i was looking at some i was working i was looking at some bigger some tanned tropical woman of the tropics sure you were yeah sure i really want yellow really want yellow teeth you do no i see rocks i see she's gonna go she wants to do it herself okay all right you're right really that car don't waste that car this guy does even dermatological procedures he does it on the face you know he does the whole thing whatever you need whatever you need more anything i've i had him do so much for me and and if you need a blood work done guess what the blood the blood work person comes to his office you don't have to go to last go first ground hall she doesn't wall phlebotomy they call that a phlebotomist right what phlebotomy in this case phlebotomy prefrontal phlebotomy okay he's a he's very well known in holy name and t-neck you got the card if you lose the card don't ask me again putting in tain you're bring anything with your stuff in her mouth and quiet her down a little bit it was an old song called silence is golden yes i think he's a tremolo i think he likes that i think he likes my eyes still sleep yeah i think he's golden golden will you morrow wants to be alone silence is mine some people talk to way way too much yeah what do you meet mo all you two guys are gonna yack each other to death i bet we can i met a new guy mo at the motel last night he just moved here from Ohio nice young man you know who you remind you of identically he even who south or team he even criticizes people from the midwest now now before now it's the milky way galaxy is full of long winded people see what i mean the bottom line is long windedness has no region it can come from anywhere they're just people that talk too much it's true there's no only these there's only the west they're gone they all do it north south yeah i can't yeah i can't yeah i told him of the teeth you wind up i told the west i said i didn't know how much it sounds i said mo stop stop oh too much talk and here i thought my friend from san jago is going to rescue me from this lovely area of darlings called the new new york metropolitan area but it didn't happen so i so i could give the middle finger to this whole area and get the hell out of here and say fuck james die eat shit die she's a why'd you run out after him i just ran out because i was tired this place i feel like right now right now i lean you're wrong i lean you're wrong he went up right i know i got a conscience i know what i'm doing stop don't tell me to stop because we know what we we know what we saw you two were whispering he gets up at least i ran out because i was pissed off that you said i lied i never saw you run out so fast in my life i said i was odd and i was did you ever see her run out so fast she ran you literally ran and that thing's heavy it's full of junk but it's heavy because i was pissed off and you were saying i was odd bill i have a way to run yeah but i told you you're some of your original reason we can't get through to you you have odd ways we can't get she asked her she asked for a cheap pencil to write and you had a pen and she had a pen in her purse the whole time i just didn't look the whole way through i'm tired of looking because you got too much junk in there like your place you hoard you will clean your purse out with you i cleaned it out two weeks ago there's garbage there's something called garbage cans garbage trash cans whatever you want to call it when he lives in richwood they call it rubbish because people with money say rubbish you dump it out you throw it out okay i think we can get through we're trying but we can't get through you oh god come on it's a good thing i have taylor cream sherry and i have lots of beer at home thank god what's lots of beer how much i got like several balls oh lots of beer i'm thinking pick picking four five six six well i'm not we think i'm irish like her i'm a lush well when you said lots of beer i know i mean i mean for me oh yeah bye hey look who it is how is your class going your class you went to school that's it that's i lean you better start listening when people try to help you my brother told me listen to nobody and my and my psychiatric counselor who's a nurse who's who's got who's got a master's degree i'll do great so don't be listening to all these people my brother said use your own mind okay now what that's bullshit now this nurse a total bs this nurse abandoned you this nurse of this aid abandoned you when you needed help this was a different nurse a nurse that that that helped me not the nurse that didn't help me yeah so i mean this brother giving her a good advice sorry should i mean people have to use should i know people need help too i mean if i should i mean listen to those who are trying to give a good advice and help her yes now there are people who mean well that are that are normal and smart to give you good advice it's like a simple is i lean listening to the wrong people now the girl that this girl that i know she's a widow works at the doll the tree and lord like she has three young children she's a widow i told her go to rochelle park because you have no idea how many benefits you or let me interrupt jimmy real good yeah go ahead you're from burton county you went to passeia county what was that all about no they just they just uh horizon insurance was sending the food because i had horizon insurance they stopped sending but you can't you can't get it from another county you got to go county county because i have horizon you're a burton county resident you cannot get it i was getting it well i was out i can't get that see there i go i can't get listen listen to me listen to me insurance has nothing to do with it you live in the county your mailing addresses hasbro kites correct it's gotta be in your own county she's not even paying attention i'm right bill i know i'm right she's not paying attention she's out of her mind i'm listening to you jimmy but i'm telling him i'm right is your mailing it is your mailing address hasbro kites new jersey that's burton county that's your burton county you'll have to go to rochelle park or hack and sack i went to rochelle park they won't give me any more food stamps they refuse to give me well passeia county will tell you honey you're the wrong county don't say we really have to appeal it you have to appeal it they were not going to help you you're the wrong county you probably got too much money in your bank account why didn't you go to essex county that's the county i only got five hundred dollars in my bank account well then you then then you qualify you call yeah she qualifies you can't have over a thousand today they think you'll rich if you have like a over a thousand but she's in the room i know i just can't reach it you are you do have a right to an appeal once they try to shaft you look how many times they try to shaft william william his name is william that's me i'm pointing at him oh god you know i ran my head well bill is a nickname for william bob is robert things like that yeah in spanish they say guillermo guillermo william that's that's spanish for one and i'm tyrant i lean we can't get through to you we can't we can't yeah bob i don't know where they got yeah she's right about that bob robert don't worry about where we're off that we can't get through i'm gonna tell you yeah but i find it fascinating how they got you know by default they turn people down the first time let me if it's not if it's personal but if you don't i said the word the first what how much do you get if you ebt right now five hundred nine hundred i mean what whoa whoa whoa he gets 15 he gets 15 15 dollars oh god true jimmy that you know i'm not even looking i'm not looking i'm not looking yeah but that's why we have clothing shoe jimmy oh that's a look look silence is gone gone then you guys are slimmer than me yeah and me too i'm not i'm not that silence is gone you probably weigh less than me i'm gonna see you wait no about 208 you weigh 200 nays now i'm serious i'm gonna see you anyway three hundred and seven no i'm about 195 i weigh 175 you weigh 175 well you're a big bone yeah that's what i weigh you have a big frame your jaw is the heaviest bone in in your whole body probably we know we know that we know that your jaw is the heaviest bone in your body already hard hard man those jets are flying taking oh yeah now now trump wants to cut funding the tsa the airport security funding it's like that's a nice phone man this is the one you have it's the same that's why i said it it's because because rich people take private jets he don't care about regular people i think doesn't have one everybody keeps stealing it she won't use it because she's afraid of it getting stolen which is it makes no sense that why i have one i don't understand that don't have a phone and you got to keep on running back home all the time for a guy that never called you'd be surprised how many people still have flip phone flip flip phones all of today's electronics crap is going through the story yeah well i have been i have an iphone boy mine was the mine was a gift but it's not the best no it's a it's an iphone six and now it's like and they're big like a tablet you know almost like a little baby tablet yeah it's okay you know a lot of people want them they have to really a lot of people don't want to embrace technology you're not embracing the big categorized and assimilated by technology well there is a lot of subliminal brainwashing but you know we're paying attention so i don't care but i got an answer no that's obvious to brawl by brainwashing all this electronics crap is going to destroy us isn't oh uh caron uh uh claire all natural instincts you're only leaving it for 10 minutes no 45 minutes i used it one time my mother had a box oh yeah yeah and i used it 10 minutes claire all natural in because that 45 minute thing is like that's that's annoying as hell yeah the 45 minute hair coloring is really annoying i mean you that's a long yeah that's a long wait not not lately because i i'm going to get a haircut soon like you know eventually like what happens is when bill gets his hair cut then he then he colors it huh no it pays to color it after you get the oh no you got a haircut that's awful like it's like it's like straw like the weather you might have you might have you might have frizzy yeah frizzy you're gonna get a straighten a little bit maybe like you like panting products panting is a good thing i need to put conditioner in it but if the panting's good seriously don't lose that card yeah that's hot that yeah not mean to have the moisturizing shampoos the conditioner shampoo and one yeah i mean you you you probably got so much crap going on that the haircuts and hair coloring is the last thing on your mind you know with all the crap that's going once you get situated then you'll be back in the saddle again but the good thing about you is when your hair gets longer it gets wavy it's like the the way superman had his hair when it was you know the what some people don't do yeah why not my dentist uh yelled at me now some women like it the salt and pepper but my dentist my female dentist yelled at me for having gray in my hair she didn't yell well she scolded me for real scolding you come on man she says what what is this what is this with this gray in your hair get rid of it that isn't scolding i don't know what that's exaggeration come on man hey what the hell's the matter we what is this for yeah but i've known her for a long time people when people get get comfortable yeah they do that no they don't they don't no well you scold me all the time no i don't scold i tell you the truth and the facts yes true he never really said what the hell's the matter with you i tell you this is wrong you gotta it wouldn't be funny do this no you gotta be honest with people yeah i know old timers do that you know hey what the hell's the matter with you i like what people try to tell me when i'm smoking you know those things are gonna kill you i said bill hot shot it's not working yet and then they shut right up saturday in the park every day's the fourth of july i tell you the best oh i saw the original chicago i saw the beginnings the other the other night i saw the original show with terry kath yeah before he killed himself at carton eggy hall 1970 my buddy my buddy was only congress he was a percussionist what every song was a hit some of the best words some of the best words some of their words a hard habit to break were phenomenal i burned him a city you don't know them do you i'm asking all do you know the words yeah a hard habit to break i'm asking i remember the song but not the lyrics the lyrics is some of the best i guess i thought you'd be here forever another illusion i chose to create don't know what you've got until it's gone and i found out a little too late that's heavy duty that's some of the best words ever written think about that it's true to like taking people for granted you see i guess i thought you'd be here forever oh my another illusion i chose to create don't know what you've got until it's gone and i found out a little too late think about that that's heavy duty i'm gonna send wow you tell me any song that's better than those words with lyrics i burned him a cd chicago's greatest hits for star yeah chicago's greatest hits that was when i was burning cds i ran so i ran out a lot they were good in concert but i'm honored to have you guys are still here i said i'm honored to have i'm honored to have my friend that was the congress man yeah and he was congress for shantana too you like you like earth wind and fire oh god yeah k c in the sunshine band i'm your boogie man that's where i am i like the number one that uh that's the way uh huh uh uh i like it uh uh uh uh uh uh put on a boog boogie shoes that was oh yeah that's a good thing i like i like their original hit i love that. That was his horn. Remember the average white band from Australia? Yeah. Isley Brothers. Now, now, Shao, Tears to Fears, Shao has heavy duty lyrics too. If you listen to, they're Germans. 1980s. Tears to Fears or Tears of Fears? Tears for Fears. Yeah, they're real Germans. I like Head Over Heels too. That's what I like. That's what I like a little game. Yeah. Practically. Somebody's watching me. I think somebody's watching me. Take this. Oh, that was nice of you. I thought you would grab it. It's called love. Listen, what you gotta do is, that's why when you gave them to them, listen, look at your lips. What you gotta do is, you go ahead and talk. I'm gonna get my phone. What you gotta do is, no, I'm ready to go. You gotta throw the garbage out of your purse. You gotta do that weekly. No, no, no. You're gonna throw the card out with it. But don't throw the card out. You will. Listen, that card, that's my doctor. His address is there, his number is there. In fact, don't ergo, don't lose it. Okay. All right. Very rarely do I lose it. I never lose anything. Don't listen and listen to him. My doctor does it all. They're mythological. The ear, he's treated me in so many different ways. If I need blood work, I don't have to go to a lab. I go right there. The lady takes the blood out, cup of urine, boom. Anyway, on that note, this was definitely a maniacal Saturday Madness, maniacal Saturday. He's going to his room to be all by himself, or maybe he hangs out in the lobby and talks to people. I don't know. Maniacal Saturday Madness. It happens to be, this is the first week of August, right? First week of August 2018. Definitely maniacal. This has been a Mega Lab 21 production.