 Yeah, this is a really good team. We got to play boys, manage roster. We played them week two. We lost by two touchdowns. We'll take a look at it. Dante called O'Randall Cunningham, actually. Robert Smith, 97 overall. Chris Carter, Randy Moss. Now, I mean, the other Randy Moss on the Patriots is faster. No, this Eagles team is not good. What is? The other team was good. But then I watched. I'm like, yo, this dude got a better team to meet. Dude, I played with the Bucks. Dude had abilities on every person. I don't know what they be doing. Like, bro, like, y'all shouldn't be allowed to make trades in CFM, bro. His defense isn't crazy good, though. Yeah, I look like, bro, this is right CFM. I go to the Bucks. They got Jamal Adams. They got Eddie Jackson. They got Dante. Bro, I don't know what they be training. Oh, like, meanwhile, I'm over here just grinding my regular ass team. You guys know this Eagles team right here, man. We got Lito Dawkins, Sheldon Brown, Quinn Michael, Michael Lou. I didn't add any of the dudes in the draft. I'm ready to play. I just don't know if these guys are going to get absolutely mauled man cover. They probably will get mauled in man coverage. Dog, holy shit, man. I mean, dude, oh my god, man. I swear to God, that's why I didn't run in this to get trust tight. I didn't even just run play action. It just blocks everything, dude. Come on, boys, you got to win right now. That was the wrong. Oh my god, dude. It's just my other guys just can't get open, bro. Like, my other guys just cannot get open, man. Greg Lewis and Freddie Mitchell are just. Man, like, yo, Greg Lewis and Freddie Mitchell are just ass, man. Come on, this is a mistake, man. Dog, how are y'all not getting, like, right tackle? Are we trolling? We're just so f***ed right now, dude. I swear to God, everybody in my field is just strapped. I mean, God, are we, like, serious right now? Or are we just embarrassing right now? I'm back to God. There you go. Come on, man, we got to play a lick of defense, though. All right, man, we got to go back to, like, old school, try to play that in defense. We got to try. I'm talking, like, week, month, one, month, two. I mean, dog, like, come on. I mean, he just did that fastest. I'm so f***ing old, bro. No huddle and just audible to that s*** snap it down. Oh, my God, man. I just got to just throw deep blue right there, man. It's f***ing bad, man. That's what sucks about giving up big plays is you don't get a f***ing rhythm on defense. You don't know what they're going to do. So glad I put deep knockouts on for dudes just to be running wide open. Let's go now. Dude, why are you running this s*** into the f***ing ground right now? Run this whip route like you want to run the whip route right now, dude. I mean, this is just nasty. He's just creeping on people and s***. Like, these dudes just creeping on a f***ing corner over there. It's just nasty, man. That's why having one wide receiver sucks. Or you can't, you know, he really, like, user them. Dog, like, holy s***. I don't know how people run the ball. Like, like, bro, it's just running right in the f***ing knuckle. Catch T.O.? All right, we can't give up points here, boys. We just can't. It's important. Damn, I can't get a medium right there. That's not short or medium. What's that? Come on, man. Come on, Sheldon? Why am I not f***ing old? Move over there. God! I mean, the fact that was f***ing close, boys. Like, that can't be close right there, boys. It just can't. Man, I can't give up that corner or I'm in a f***ing place. Well, like, what knockout does Sheldon have? I feel like he got hit twice on that drive. I feel like, yo, Lido got to be on that right side. Bro, being a parent is your job now, Smug. What do you think you're going to be able to play video games and hang out with the boys? Like, once you're a parent, you're a parent. There is no other job, you know? You're blessed if you're able to do anything else, honestly. Was it hard? Yeah, I mean, dude, it's your life. It's not your life. It's going to be hard, you know? I don't even know where I have T.O. right now. I don't need T.O. around so much, dude. I wanted to do it, it was so bad, dude. Like, bro, the run is so trash. Like, I have two guards doing, you know? Like, the run is just like, that's just a waste. I mean, dude, I feel like my blocking is just so trash, man. Oh, Chad, come on. I feel like it lagged right when I do that. Bro, maybe Chad got no bunnies. I feel like that was just not... Not the throw we want. What the fuck is wrong? T.O. I'm wasting two plays doing that dumb shit. All right, come on, boys. Come on, boys. We're shutting Brown out. Wherever Sheldon is, that's where Lito goes. Come on! Bro, there's just no way. Bass is just cribbing my shit. Now get me off of CFM, dude. I run the ball, get... Like, what the... Like, what? Like, are we kidding? God, man. Bass is just cribbing my shit and blocking one fucking attack. That was fun. Holy shit. Are we trolling? That's just miserable that he just shutted him that fast. Man, like, how will we not block it? Either of these fucking scouts. T.O.? Like, we play a lick of defense here, boys. Just a lick. Hold it three or something, man. Fight for our lives here. I mean, Jesus Christ, dude. Like, what are we... Like... Like, how are we just, like, getting absolutely just ran right the... Like, what am I playing right now? What is it that I'm playing right now, dude? Arcade mode? Like, what am I playing right now? You had, like, eight plays on offense, man. This is... Man, John Randall is just a monster, man. Man, like, these receivers suck, dude. Like, Greg Lewis and that bro, it's just like, I can't get these more... You can't stop. Man. Bro, like... Like... Dog. Heh. Oh, Jesus. This is embarrassing. My defense right now is embarrassing. Dog, like, what... Are we trolling? Are we trying? I'm not gonna play 4-6 against these... Thank you, man. Just that mistake early just made it possible, bro. Hey, there we go, boys. Good shit. Man, I don't know what I just hit. I don't even know if my game's still on. I knocked something out. I think my court out or something. Have never seen a more dead chat. I honestly never wanna play Madden again. I don't know if it's the music. I don't know if it's the basketball game on. I have never seen a more dead man chat in my life. Seriously, those were smoked? We were getting smoked? I guess so. Normally when we get... No, honestly. Normally when we get smoked, there's a better stream. Jesus, Jesus. I'm gonna stop. Dude, this is like... How are we just giving up f***ing bombs? Eight completions. We had 34 attempts. Like, that's just pure struggle. Like, what the f***? Like, how? How does this happen? Bro, how has this happened? Look! What? What am I playing? What am I seriously doing tonight? What am I doing in my life right now? You're running right with them.