Hey, you know what happens if you hit play on Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and Transformers: Dark of the Moon at the same time? We tried it, turns out they don't sync at all and the Pink Floyd album will immediately set itself on fire in protest (who knew mp3s could burn?). So instead you should probably sync it with the RiffTrax, as that is officially the only way to watch Transformers: Dark of the Moon without ending up in a fetal position, weeping at the horror of its brave new world.
It's hard to believe the franchise soldiered on after the loss of its most beloved character, Megan Fox's butt. Yet somehow Michael Bay boldly moved forward with a new rich & complex female character, who ALSO has a butt, which happens to be the very first part of her shown in the film! And don't worry, all your other favorite characters are back, including: Noise! Chaos! Stuttering Shia! Racism! Screaming Shia! Respected actors shaming themselves for vacation house money! Stuttering WHILE Screaming Shia! The Matrix of Leadership! The coma induced by your laughter at the fact that they want you to take something called "The Matrix of Leadership" seriously!
Join Mike, Kevin and Bill as they take on Transformers: Dark of the Moon because it's simply not safe to watch this movie alone.