 This highlight is brought to you in part by Ironside Computers. Use code JOECAT for five percent off your next powerful PC. Meow. Money. My objective. My true objective. I knew it. I will be the cat of Wall Street. Oh, shit! This is a bucket. They're gone. There's more. No. What the heck? Okay. No cup must be upright. Cup must be unpushed. Yes. Yes. This is all coming together now. Yes. I think we're making progress here. Yes. Good. Good. Good. Okay. It's coming to me. And one more should do it. There. I've knocked over every cup in this room. Wild City 99. Enjoy the world's safest city. Bum bum bum. This place is very clean. Fuck it. I'm like, uh, I'm scared of doing like content as soon as it drops because a blind frog is scary. You know what? I'm not going to be able to not be scared of it unless I try it. So, Shen, if you want to make an ultimate group for Omega for top, I'm, I'm ready to get topped with you. I'm ready to get topped. Get ready to get topped. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that it's true. I, I just realized like travel just pointed this out to me. Don't put a cross symbol on top of Jesus. Oh, yeah. He's got a cross. That's great. Oh my God. That's perfect. That's a good way to end this run. So, it's like, God, thank you Jesus. Thank you Jesus. That's the same name as the patch. Oh, okay. Hey, look. The gang's all here. And Mario. What is this? It's a effinescence. Oh my God. Sounds like effinescence. Your turn. All right. My turn. A leather worker's probably the most RNG dependent since you got to kill creatures. We got a traveler. Where? Look. Traveler. Bard from a different server. Hototia. Where are you from? Leviathan. Hello. Got to say, I approve of the get up. Wow. Your outfit's so cute. Promo, buddy. He's on a world tour. I like your little song. Love your content. That's all I really want to say aside from high. Oh, thank you. Traveled all the way here to say that. Oh, thank you. Here. Have some night's bread. Now, right when you get, oh my God. I think we're just sure to be mutually enlightening and experienced for many Charlians who remain cooped up with their dusty old tomes. Actually, fun fact. My girlfriend, Echo, she actually has a set of NFTs. Nice fucking tits. Such as my hope. Alas, you shall recall that a great deal of the levier fortune was poured into the outfitting of the Ragnarok. Now then, normally I'd offer you the grand tour, but in light of present company, I'd reckon you ought to have it from him. He's a renowned adventurer, after all, the bleeding champion of Eorzea. And you could do far worse than to give his, to get his advice. Yep, that's right. You're going to do a trailing mission, bitch. And guess what? I'm going to walk slightly between your running and walking speed. Oh, yeah. Yeah, brother. Rogman is here, brother. Look at all these rogue maniacs, brother. The power of LunarCon is just unstoppable, brother. Well, let me tell you something, brother. I body slammed the calamity, brother. I leg dropped Xenos and pinned him in the middle of the universe, brother. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I completely ruined this performance. Oh, look, I have Dancing Alphano. There he is. Look, Dancing Alphano. There he is. That's a lot more wholesome. Whoa, two Efrids. Stalls, balls! Balls! God, they just keep going. Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Can't even tell. Oh my gosh. It's the Smash Bros. cast. It's Daisy and Zelda and Samus. Hi, all. Gen Ed, Shield Strike with their Sailor Moon cosplay from Sailor Moon. Yeah. Are we going to see a transformation as well? Yo. The mid-sequence where she gets all silhouetted. Yeah, not in this case. Under a blob of cosplay, I am Sailor Mew. That's so, that's good. Q in the pose at the end as well. And the staff is a moon. The staff. Yeah. Yeah. Tsukiyomi's Moonlit Cane. Hell yeah. I want to post this on Twitter. Whoa, I don't know why that... Thank goodness it was censored. Sorry about that. Wonderful. Yeah, this is the part where you run away. Grab your torches and pitchforks. Oh, it's a donkey. It's donkey. Get out of here donkey. This is hard. Game is hard. Joe likes girls. I do like girls. I made a whole song about girls. It's okay. I can Photoshop it. What I can do is I can, I can like take a, take a screening of each of you doing a a dope and then I can Photoshop it together. Thank you. What the heck? Who? Who? Thank you for the copy of Oblivion. Yes. Did Todd send you? Are you from Bethesda? It's not Todd Howard, but it's close. Todd Howard's messenger. So here's where it's taking place. Here's the line. I presume this is the start of the line. Also, there's a lot of these robot figures just hanging out. Surprising amount of robot figures. Oh, my God. It keeps. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hey, market board. I can get myself a robe. Let's. Sir, up next we have Slyther the Sky Dragon with the Yami Yu-Gi Cosplay from Yu-Gi-R. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is genius. This allows me to draw two cards. Come forth, my ever-faithful companion. Oh, my God. Oh, that's petition. That's so cool. That's. I am so sorry. The hairstyle with the fucking crown is so. That is the most clever thing I've seen ever. Oh, my God. All on an astro too. That's the best part. Oh, my God. It's time to triple try it. Group coming up. Chair gang and rich kids. Golden court. Oh, my gosh. It's Lady Demetresque. And they're the leader of the pink robed people. Yep. Oh, my gosh. Look at their feet to remodel. Actual Ascian. Is this the person that's going to show up in the next raid? In the next raid tier? This is the final boss. And then they thought it was La Habrea. Nope. It's deja vu dia. No, don't bug them. I'm not trying to find them. I'm just checking them out. I'm not. Stop making it sound like I'm stalking these people. What are you doing? I'm stalking people. What are you doing? You're doing it. Why are you stalking people? As the cabbage merchant from Avatar, the last AMM end up. Oh, my God. No. Oh, my God. Baby. It's okay. It all worked out in the end because he. Cabbage cart. He founded Cabbage Co. When in Legend of Co. No. Hi. How's it going? How's it going? I'm going to RP walk and see how the crowd is in first person. Jesus. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Excuse me. Excuse me. This is what it's like. The face is. Hi. Hello. Yes. Hello. Hello. Hi. Yes. Yes. Hello. Hello. There's a bunny boy right there. There's a Fembro. Another bunny boy. Yeah. Organization 14 would be a fantastic FF14. Watch when he says painted in red. Pryzel and then paints in red. I am free to go and I am not obliged to stay any longer. So see you later suckers. I'm going to enjoy the con. They'll never find me here. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh my gosh. There's so many of them. Serpentine. Serpentine. The horn is coming. Oh no they cut me off. We do die at the same time as the heart. We die at the same time as the damn hearts. Wait no we can just play Streamline again. And now we can just play Streamline again. Wait no I can just play Streamline again. Wait what? Yeah you just hologram back to Streamline. Streamline is the best guard on the damn deck. Get it divided. Pass this thing out here. Can't catch these hands man. I'm too fast for you. Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha. I want to shoot your butt. Oh I can't shoot your butt. Your butt was misleading. Okay I got it. Noice. All right you should be here shortly. All right sweet. Get cut as demanding pets. So I'm just gonna let you go on ahead for now. Okay okay explore. Yay. I thought those were just gonna hurt me and not fling me off. Okay let me go save you. Yeah how long did that take? Like three seconds. That was literally three seconds. Somebody clip that please. That was incredible. Please say come more actually. Hold on that would. Come. Thank you.