 The Craft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gilded Sleeve. Great Gilded Sleeve is brought to you each week by the Craft Foods Company. Here's great news. Tonight, Parquet Margeron is announcing a sensational new $83,500 prize contest. 1170 separate prizes, including 20 brand new 1951 Ford Victorias. Fun to enter. Anyone may win. Full details in a few minutes. Have paper and pencil ready. Parquet, you know, is the margeron that tastes so good because it's always fresh, wonderful as a spread, a seasoning or shortening. That's P-A-R-K-A-Y, Parquet Margeron made by Craft. Get some tomorrow. The temperature got down to zero in Summerfield last night and this morning, as the first rays of the frosty dawn creep into his room, the Great Gilded Sleeve stirs in his bed, pulls the blankets closer around his ears and cautiously opens one eye. What if it's eight? Eww. Eww what time is it? Eww quarter to seven. I can sleep for another 15 minutes. Who's calling at this time of the morning? Well, I'm not going to answer it. I'm sleeping. That bronco is if I didn't know. Eww for heaven's sakes. What a family. Eww. Eww. I'll be glad when Margie's home from the hospital with the twins and they'll have to be quiet. Eww. Eww. I guess it was a wrong number. Mee-yam-yam-yam-yam-yam. You piece of the last. Hey, guys. Let's go at it. That's no news. Leroy, I will sound asleep. I don't know, son. That was my teacher on the phone. No school today. What is this? No school. The pipes are frozen. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Isn't that King? Yes. Yes. Run along like a good boy and let me finish my nap. A-e-e-e-e, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ten minutes left. Well, it's better than nothing. A-e-e-e-e, uh-uh-uh-uh. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. A-e-e. Ha, right. Can I go to the office with you today? Yes, I suppose. Oh, boy. You know, run along. Okay. Yeah, you have sleepies, I tried to hit you. You go ahead and sleep. Thank you. I won't let anybody disturb you. You're a good boy. Oh, I see. Hey, Bernie, I'm going to the office when I'm... The offer. Me or I... What's that? What do you want, huh? You answered the phone. That's your alarm clock. I got it. Time to get up. Time to get up. You're great. Time to get up. You're great, Scott. This is like living in a belfry. You answered that alarm clock. That's the telephone. We'll shut it off. Look who's talking. Is she? For me? Be right there. Give me my role. You're one side Leroy. What girl do I know who'd be calling Bronco? Hey, I'm Ms. Gisley. Yeah, thank you, Bernie. Hello? Oh, Marjorie. It's you. No, of course not. Why are you awake so early in the hospital? Oh. News? Well, we're in this morning, and I can come home today. Today? And bring the twins. Really? What is it? What happened? Marjorie's coming home today. Ms. Marjorie's coming home? It's today, Bernie. Bring the twins. I know that. Oh, Marjorie. 11 o'clock. I'll be there, my dear. Don't you worry about a thing. And home. Yeah, I'll bring Bernie. Just leave everything to your old uncle. All right, George. It's going to be good to have you home. Don't you? You bet. See you at 11 o'clock. Bye, Anki. Bye-bye. You're Bernie. Throw the breakfast on the table fast. You and I have to be at the hospital at 11 o'clock. Yes, sir. You just watch Bernie. She's going to make them little flies. Hey, but um... You leave, Roy. Don't stand there. Get a move on. This is the big day. We've got to hurry. Yeah, but... Marjorie on the phone. We're bringing her home today. But, Bronco, she's already... Yeah, what's the difference? The way he's going, he won't even find his clothes. Hey, Roy, what is it? You promised I could go to the office with you today. He's with Leroy. I'm not going to the office. I have to go to the hospital and bring Marjorie in the baby's home. Why can't she come home on the bus? But... My boy, how important this is. Your sister and those babies are a precious cargo. We haven't been able to do much up to now. But, George, this is where we take over. But why does she have to come home today? Well, because we want her to come home today. You said we could go to the office. Well, we'll go to the office some other day. I'll have to go to school on another day. Those pipes will thaw out by tomorrow. Leroy, stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about somebody else. Think about Marjorie. Yeah, this is no time to be selfish. We all have to pitch in and help. You too. You mean I can help? Sure you can. There's a lot of things to do. More than I can handle. Gee, let's get going. What do I do first? Yeah, first go upstairs and get out of that bathroom. Put your clothes on. Yes, sir. You're a natural born executive. You sure know how to make things hum. On the ball every second. Yes, sir. You get a mind like a steel trap. Excuse me, Pepper! Yeah, coming, Bertie. Help! Bathroom. Oop, where are my clothes? Let's see now, Bertie. We only have a couple of hours. A lot of things to do before we bring Marjorie home. Well, I got Miss Marjorie's clothes all packed in a suitcase, the one she's going to wear home. Yeah, good, Bertie, good. And I can just see myself sitting in that car holding one of them babies. I'm going to be nervous like an old mother-in-law. Well, you won't have to worry, Bertie. Not with me driving. Oh, you drive Miss Marjorie home? You absolutely, Bertie. I've been waiting a long time. Looking forward to the day I'd pull into the driveway with Marjorie and her babies. Yes, sir. I'm finished with breakfast, Uncle. Where do I start? What can I do? Well, somebody's got to set those two little beds up for the baby. Yeah, yeah, Keen. Where's the screwdriver and I'll set up the beds. No, you better let me do that, Leeroy. Huh? Yeah, that's kind of a tricky job. Oh, wow. Now, my boy, we wouldn't want the beds to fall down. Roll the little tykes out on the floor. I know how to put beds together. Mine falls apart all the time. There's a lot of other things to do, Leeroy. Oh, certainly. Funny of things. You let me take care of the beds. We're going to need two hot water bottles, one for each of the twins. Now, I'll get the hot water bottles. Now, wait a minute, Leeroy. There's only one of them hot water bottles around here. I can't find them. I know where it is. Down in the basement with my tent. With your tent? Yeah, I was using it for a canteen. Yo, my goodness. Yeah, we can't use that one. We'll have to go over to Judge Hooker's and borrow his. Okay, I'll go over to Judge Hooker's. No, Leeroy, we haven't much time. I'll take care of the hot water bottles. You said I could do something. Well, you can. There's a lot of things to do. We need some things from the drugstore. Cotton and baby lotion. Well, give me some money. I'll put that on Mr. Peavey's. Leeroy, why do you insist on doing all the difficult things? You'd probably forget half the things you went for. I'll write them down. There's no need for you to go. I'll stop it and Peavey's on my way back from Judge Hooker's. Holy cow, Anke, you're doing everything. You're not letting anybody else have any fun. Leeroy, that's the wrong attitude. Isn't the question of having fun? We're all doing this for Marjorie and the babies. We simply want the most capable person to do the job. That's all. Okay. At least I get to ride in the car with you when you bring Marge home. Yeah, but there won't be room for you. Boy, this isn't a picnic. I'm only going because I have to. It's my duty. All I want is to see Marjorie and the babies brought safely home. It doesn't matter to me who goes. Leeroy, listen. Think how much fun it'll be to stay here and welcome Marjorie and the babies when they come in the door. Oh, hurry up, Mr. Gildersleeve. Well, I just talked to Marge. Everything's all set. You all set? Yes, sir. Mr. Bullard is letting me use his Cadillac and I'm picking Marge up at the hospital at 11 o'clock. You use your Cadillac. You're picking her up? That's right. We'll make a little bed in the back seat for Marge and one of the babies and Birdie can sit with me in the front seat and hold the other one. Good arrangement, don't you think? Well, the fact is, Bronfield. Yeah, I sort of planned on going myself. Oh, I'm awfully sorry, Mr. Gildersleeve, but I'm afraid there won't be room for you. There won't be room, huh? I hope you don't mind, Mr. Gildersleeve. No. No? Ah, think how much fun it'll be to stay here and welcome Marge and the babies when they come in the door. You're right. Mr. Gildersleeve will be right back. In just a few minutes, full details of Parquet Margeron's easy-to-enter great $83,000 prize contest. Get paper and pencil now. Don't miss a word that may help you win one of those big, big prizes. Gildersleeve had it all planned that he would drive to the hospital this morning to pick up Margery and the new twins. But it seems Margery's husband Bronco had the same idea, so there wasn't much the water commissioner could do. A pushy kid who wants to do everything himself. Listen to him. Showing off. Honking. Just because he borrowed Bullard's fancy car. Justice Bronco, I'll be right there, Mr. Gildersleeve. You're all right, Bertie. You're a messenger boy. That's all I am around here. Bertie will be right out, Bronco. Thanks, Mr. Gildersleeve. Sure. There's plenty of room in that car. They go to sit in there someplace. Darn kid is just trying to hog the whole thing for himself, that's all. Sure wish you could go along, Mr. Gildersleeve. Oh, no, I don't mind. I had a lot of things to do anyway. He knows darn well I wouldn't go. The only reason he said that. Sometimes I think that boy's a little crooked. If you planned on going, Mr. Gildersleeve, I'll stay here. Oh, no, I wouldn't think of it, Bronco. You go ahead. He's smooth. Well, have a good trip. Yes, sir. I'm waiting for you. Showing off his big fat hydromatic. Gildersleeve, go in the house. You click the icicles. Got a good mind not even to be here when they come home. If they don't need me, why should I hang around? They think they can get along without me. Just let them try. They'll be plenty sorry. What are you doing, Leroy? I'm packing up some stuff. What for? Moving down on the cellar. In the cellar? Sure. I'm just an old shoe around here, so I'm going down with the other old shoes. Now, Leroy, you mustn't feel that way. Nobody needs me for nothing. No, that's not true, my boy. We're all needed, every one of us. If we just make ourselves needed, we have to look for ways to help other people. I'm moving down on the cellar. When they bring those babies home, I don't even want to see them. You're all right. You go down on the cellar. Hope you find a comfortable spot. Okay. Let us hear from you now and then. Boy's nose is out of joint. He's jealous of the babies. Thinks he isn't needed. Well, he'll come around. Hey, George, I feel better myself, though. Why should I get steamed up just because Bronco wanted to drive Marjorie home from the hospital? There's lots more important things to do than that. See, you know, a bit Bronco went off and forgot all about the really important things. The hot water bottle from the judge. The list of things from the drug store. That's just like a kid. Good going, Gilder Sleeve. I'd like to know what they do without you around here. Judge? The old goat probably got his jumper caught in his rowing machine. Well, Gilder. Hello, Judge. Come in, old friend. Thank you. What brings you out this fine, nippy morning, Gilder? I'm busy as a bird dog, Judge. Marjorie's coming home from the hospital this morning. That's so I hear. At last you'll have all your lovely little family together under one roof. Well, it's going to be fine having Marjorie in the baby's home, but they're sure keeping me on the run. Those adorable babies. I went to the hospital yesterday to see them, Gilder. It was during visiting hours. The nurse was holding the babies up one by one for the parents to see. Through the glass, you know. Yes, Judge. I've been there every day for the past two weeks. There must have been four or five proud fathers viewing their offspring. And me, of course. Yeah. Well, yeah. And when the nurse held up Marjorie's twins for me to look at, she smiled so prettily. And I nodded. You're my goodness. All the other fathers looked at me as much as to say, are those yours? You go for it. And I didn't say no. I simply couldn't resist, Gilder. What a glorious feeling it must be for Bronco to be the father of two such fine children. We agree on that, Judge. But Bronco's still just a boy. An irresponsible kid. He forgot all the important things. It's just a good thing I was around, that's all. Why'd he forget, Gilder? Yeah, that's why I came over, Judge. They need an extra hot water bottle when they bring the twins home. He went off and forgot all about it. No, he didn't. He did what? He stopped by here on his way to the hospital and he picked your dad. He did? Yes, indeed. What else did he forget? Well, plenty of things. There's a list of things a mile long and the drug stuff. It is up to me to go get them. You're a responsible kid. I'll see you later, Judge. I have to rush over to PD. Maybe I can help, Gilder. No, thank you, Judge. I can handle it. Darn Bronco wants to do everything. Couldn't even let somebody else get the hot water bottle. Yeah, from by George, I'll get the stuff from PD's. I'll show him he isn't the only one in the family that means anything. Mr. Gildersley? What can I do for you this morning? I need a lot of things, PD. My first bringing the twins home this morning. But there's a lot of excitement around your house. Yeah, Bronco was running around in circles. I had to stay home from the office to keep things under control. You don't say. Yes, sir. You get your pencil sharpened up, PD. I've got a big order. Very well. Two boxes of cotton, three packages of safety pins. Mr. Gildersley. You write these down, PD. Cotton, safety pins. Two bottles of baby lotion. One for the boy and one for the girl. Mr. Gildersley. It's Alcompowder and lilac fragrance. Are you sure you want to buy all these things? Of course I do, PD. Somebody has to do it. Well, all I can say is you're going to have an awful lot of cotton and safety pins around your house. Yours is? Bronco was in this morning and bought the same things you were buying. PD, he didn't. Yes, he did. You know, Mr. Gildersley Bronco was a very capable young man. Yes, yes. Anything else I can do for you today? No, nothing, PD. Yeah, I guess I'll go home. They're not home yet. Yeah, I'm glad of it. Yeah, just be in the way. An old extra uncle getting underfoot. I wonder where I can go. Are you on? Leroy? Where are you? In the cellar. Gildersley, that's where you belong. Down with the rest of the junk. What are you doing? Yeah, I'm coming down. Move over, my boy. I feel pretty low, Leroy. You and I are just excess baggage around this house, I guess. Pull up a box and sit down, uncle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were right, Leroy. Nobody needs us. It's okay. We've got each other. You try to do your best. Work can help. And then when they bring the babies home, you're forgotten. Yeah. We just don't matter anymore. Yeah. Let's run away. Well, why run away? Nobody misses. Somebody pulled in the driveway. They're home. You wonder who carried the babies in. Who cares? Everybody's got a baby but me. What'd you say, uncle? Nothing. Don't say nothing, uncle. Did you hear that, Leroy? That was one of the babies. Yeah. Maybe a pin's sticking in. You wonder what they're doing up there. They don't need us. No. I suppose not. I forgot to put the beds together. Leroy, you forgot to put the beds together. How do you like that? That dear responsible kid. I'll get the screwdriver. Grab the pliers. Come on, Leroy. Move over, Bronco. Let me at that bed. Yeah, let us at it. I can't seem to get them together. We got screwdrivers. Hold that end up, Leroy. I got it. My little rascal stopped crying. He's watching, his uncle. That's me. Well, the other one's watching me. Yeah, aren't you? Little bright eyes. Oh, yes. Put the other end on, Leroy. Hurry up. Yeah, I'll get the mattresses in. Land, I've never seen anybody work so fast. This is an emergency, Bertie. And you know me when there's an emergency. And me, too. Yes. I'll make up the beds. Hand me the blankets, Bronco. Blankets? Blankets. Well, here they are, Marjorie. By George, I have to do everything around here. Well, thank you, Anki. That's a good thing you and Leroy were around, Mr. Gilder Sleeve. I might never have gotten those beds together. Yeah, you can't be expected to do everything, my boy. Uncle Mort, where were you and Leroy when we came in? Yeah, where were you, Mr. Kelsey? Oh, we were around. The beds are ready, Bertie. We can put them in. I'll put them in bed, Bertie. Yeah, let me put them in, Bertie. Let me do it. I'll put them in. Oh, look at them, Bronco. Yeah. Two of them. Maybe we'd better let them sleep. Yeah, we'll be along in a minute, children. We haven't had a chance to look at the little tikes. So those are babies. You're a niece and nephew. Yeah, how nice that they went into the little beds. Yeah. They didn't put up much of a fight, did they? They're good babies. I wonder what they're dreaming about. Yeah, they haven't been in this world long enough to dream, but they will. Hank, what are those beads around their necks? Well, those beads have letters on them, Leroy. The hospital put those on. They spell out the baby's name. What are their names? Hey, I don't know. Let's look. Beads just say boy and girl. See, they've got to have better names than that. They will, my boy. Marjorie and Bronfield haven't been able to decide, I guess. Somebody will think of some fine names for them. You wait and see. The Great Gilda Sleeve will be back after this important announcement. Well, someone has to name those twins, and that's why Parquet announces a series of big prize contests. By naming the twins, you may win a 1951 Ford Victoria or one of 1150 other prizes. The best four big, beautiful Ford Victoria's will be won each week for five weeks, 20 Fords and all, and every week for five weeks, Parquet will also award 10 General Electric Portable Dishwashers, 20 General Electric Triple Whip Mixers, 100 Crisp New $20 Bills, and 100 Crisp New $10 Bills, 1170 Prizes and all. Here's how you enter. Think of names for these babies. One's a boy, one's a girl. From your grocer, it will tell you how prize-winning entries are selected, or use plain paper if you prefer. Send your names for the twins, plus your own name and address, to Parquet Margeron, box 6799 Chicago 77 Illinois. With each entry, enclose the red end flap from a package of Parquet Margeron. And here's something special. If you'd like to try for a $500 cash bonus in addition to the first prize, include two Parquet red end flaps. One end flap entitles your entry to full consideration for a Ford Victoria. Two red end flaps entitle you to $500 extra if your entry should win one of the weekly first prizes. Remember the address. Parquet Margeron, box 6799 Chicago 77 Illinois. First week's contest ends at midnight, March 17th. So hurry, name the twins. Get your first entry off tomorrow. This is Gilder Sleep Again, friends. We're mighty nice of you folks to help us out with names for the twins. We hope you think of some good ones, and I know you will. By the way, speaking of the younger generation, this week marks the 39th birthday of the Girl Scouts in America. 39 years of building good citizens. Girl Scouts everywhere, keep up the good work. We're all proud of you. What is it, Leroy? Telegram for you. For me? Well, I wonder what this is. Let me see now. Let me see. The dear Throckmont. Remember me? Remember the girl who sang to you one rainy afternoon? Remember the girl who sang the song, The Girl in the Woods? I'll be back in Summerfield next week. And maybe you'll hear it again. Affectionately, Katie Lee. Katie Lee. She's coming back next week. I'll see you then. Good night, folks. The Great Killers League is played by Will and Waterman. The show is written by Paul West, John Elliott, and Andy White with music by Robert Armbruster. Included in the cast are Walter Tedley, Lillian Randolph, Dick Brenner, Larry Lee Robb, Earl Ross, and Dick Legrand. 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