 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're back into the manliest game on earth, Ublitz. My person is falling asleep standing up. They just couldn't quite make it to bed. This video is sponsored by Epic Games. Thank you very much to them for supporting my channel. I appreciate it. If you want to check out Ublitz, you can find the link in the description and you can also use the code CallMeKevin if you want to help me out even more. If I understand I'm being a bit meaty. Just realized that my person is sleep dancing. Oh god that is amazing. Alright, let's jump back into the game. I don't really want to wake them up. It's supposed to be dangerous to wake someone when they're asleep walking. Imagine if they're sleep dancing. Alright fine, just sticking out. Alright, these Ublitz have been spotted in town. Do I want any of them? Kind of like this one. That's right Kevin, say you like it, but don't commit too much. So if they don't want me, then I could be like, I wasn't even that bothered anyway. I wasn't that attached. That didn't hurt me deep down inside. No. So I do have one thing to confess to you. I reset my PC. I was having a few issues and I forgot my save file. So while we're basically in the same place, all the rocks that I dug up down here are still here and there's a few leaks in the outhouse that I own. I just need like five more cloth things and then we're back to where we were. So it's not a big deal. I'm just going to collect them as we go. Oh my god, fantastic news! A new fanny back is in stock. Yes Charles, I'm on the way. I've never seen him run so fast. I gotta go before they're out of stock. Hello, is this the fanny pack store? Just walk into this poor person's house. All right, I gotta fix the friendship sticker printing press of course, without a civil war. Good breakout. I need six spore bits, 10 nernies, and one sweetie-beety. I'm not sure these are even real things. This feels like a task someone would give you to just get you out of their hair knowing they'd never see you again. This is mine. I just stole her lava lamp and I'm like, oh, a potion. Just start drinking out of the lava lamp. I have been known to take a few shots out of mine. I should buy a lava lamp. I wanted one so bad when I was a kid but I never got one. Are they out of style? Who cares Kevin? You're out of style. It'll fit in perfectly. All right, so I need a sweetie-beety and a spore bit. How the hell will I find spore bits? Do I just forage? It's locked. God damn it, I bet this is where they store the spore bits. Let me in. I'm here for your spore bits. Oh, clotlet. Just, I needed that. Thank you. Not only did I loot her house, I also looted her flower bed. Oh, god damn it. So when I could stick the bucket, it was all shiny. Mushroom? It's called borgus. I was looking for a spore bit. Spore bit. More like borgus. And there we go. I bet that'll somehow become a meme that lasts three years too, just like Bo Ragnarok. The secret is the boar, which I specialize in unfortunately. Oh, but here's a spore bit. I feel like I'm talking in Simlish here. Zimba, Azumi, and Zonedadorb. Oh wait, these things want to dance with me. The things that I was hitting on earlier, like not hitting on like that I was saying I would like as a pet. It's like going to a dog shelter and be like, which dog will I hit on? No, no, that's not what you say. You say, which dog would I like to care for and own as a friend? Their dance demands sweetie beaties. Well, I'm looking for sweetie beaties of my own. Next time I go to a club. If I ever go to a club, if someone asks me to dance, I'm going to say I demand two sweetie beaties for my dance. Okay. He just pushed that old lady out of the way. There was no need for that. Should we take them out and dump them in the sea right there? Why is he such a unit? He's huge. I thought it was just the granny was small, but no. Well, I guess I'm kind of a grandpa as well. So maybe, maybe it's just the both of us that are small. I don't know. Am I running from them? Help. Help. Oh no, he's just showing me how to fish, I think. Choose your bait and cast your dangle. I'll choose click bait. Oh, I caught something. What is this? I got a stay soggy. What is a stay soggy? It sounds exotic like me. Okay. He told me how to fish, but I somehow didn't learn a thing. I am even more confused. All right. I don't want one of these ooblets, but they really want me. So you know what? Let's have a dance. Come on. All of my hallucinations. Gather around. Let's do this. This must be a wild fever dream. He's probably still in his outhouse just standing there next to the bed asleep dancing. This is what he was dreaming of. God, these little guys are terrible at dancing. I'm at 13 points. He's on zero. Please. A twizzle sizzle. I learned that when I was like four. I feel like I have an expert here. When in reality, my best dance move is... I could just nudge over the victory line with a little Lindy, but I'm going to embarrass the heck out of him with a flip flask. I feel like I'm speaking Simlish. It's just complete nonsense. I feel like I'm having the fever dream now. All right. Lump stump. Give me your seed. Thank you. Now I can grow another friend. Oh, I wanted to put all my cans in the recycler, but turns out I can not as it is, it's full. Is this comedy? Wait, I got distracted. I was looking for mushrooms. I think my guy has had enough mushrooms. He's so out of it. Come here, yo. Oh my God, they're making sand angels. Okay. No, they are a psychopath. Out grid. Any relation to Hagrid by any chance? I'm a big fan. Oh, wait, what do you want? What are these? I don't understand. No, you can't have my sorbets. I don't know what they are. I don't know what they do, but you can't have them. Oh, no. Just goddamn. He scares me. He's huge. And I don't like his voice. That's all the sorbets delivered. I need one sweetie beady, but I don't know how to get it. What the hell is that thing? I was just standing there when I saw him look like a potato with legs all the way up to here. Sorry, I just, I always wanted to do that. I kind of forgot, but where is the fanny pack store? I can't believe I forgot. I'm just so overwhelmed. What's going on? Hello? Is this the fanny pack store? Oh, you must have dropped some money here. Let me pick it up while you're not looking. There are no fanny packs here. Do you want to sell to me? You see, this is my problem. I don't know what's like worth keeping here. You can have this curly horn. It's worth a lot. I hope that's not a mistake. Oh, that's the thing I need. Sweetie beady seed. Yeah, grab one of those. Do you by any chance sell beds? Mine is kind of crappy and it's not really giving me much rest. I'm getting all behind her watching nice. I'm stuck. Lady please. I'm getting out of here. This place is debt trap. All I'm looking for is a fanny pack. Please. Hello. I'd like to see your fanny packs, please. Basic bomb bag. I mean, if you want to call it that, that's fine too. 250. I got to make some money. Oh, yes. I got rid of all the mystery cans. They're all recycling now. I don't even know what they recycle into. This better benefit me in some way. Look in their fridge. Just continuing to rob people. Carrot cake. Nice. Oh, God damn it. A witness. I was invited in here, little fella. I got a badge for exploring because I'm just exploring people's houses and robbing them. I found some change in their couch. Great. Another 249 of those and I can buy my fanny pack. The more seriously you take video games, the better chance you can convince your parents you're making a career out of playing them. Any year now, they'll finally believe me. Wait, what? Oh, okay. The lump stump hatched. Great. I thought you were just a plant. Sorry, I forgot that I was raising you. Okay. Well, welcome to life. I don't know. Sorry, I wasn't really prepared. If I remembered, I might have hung up a banner or something, although I think the store only had it's a boy and it's a girl, not it's a tree. Surprisingly not as popular as you would think. All right. Now that I have a whole, the tool, not my new friend, sickle, I can plant some more of my seeds. Okay, this isn't a seed. I'm not a really good farmer. I planted some and the other thing I was like, yeah, put that in the ground and it's not a seed at all. Let's call it a day folks. I mean, the kids need some shot high. Oh my God, I planted every seed except for the one I actually need to plant. Oh, what is this? Oh, it's a clicky claws. Look how pissed off he is to be born. So relatable as a character. He is already my favorite. He's being renamed to moody bastard. You'll be stumpy and you will be grimples. I don't know what that even means. I hope it doesn't mean anything bad. I am just calling it grimples because when it looks like it grimples to me. Come on moody bastard, grimples and stumpy. Let's get some shot high. It's like the first game that I actually remember the name of all my kids and my kids are plants. Oh my God, there are so many new tasks. What are the rest of them doing? They all must be high. Like I'd give them a pass because I think they're all high, but surely my guys high too. Look at what he's seeing. So don't land it all on him. He's new. What the hell is wrong with the rain? Acid rain of course. No, but actually what is this? Like I don't understand what's happening. I think Big Man was just opening his mouth to try and taste it though. Colored rain. The amount of chemicals that must be in those clouds. Oh, what is it now? This is Penny's bulk order office. Penny is asleep. There are no orders going on here. Oh, they've got some orders though. I could do some of these. I could do this one and I could do this one too. Oh God damn it, I've accepted one already. All right, I'll do one at a time, but I want enough money to buy a fanny pack. That's my dream. She's like, shouldn't you work on your house? No, no, a fanny pack is definitely what I need right now. That's top of the list. Can't complete these. How much money do I have now? That's what this game is all about, money and capitalism. Oh God damn it, I'm still 57 short. You wouldn't happen to want to buy one of my kids, would you? Get out of my way. I don't want to dance. I'm trying to collect seashells right now. Oh my God. Even the person making sand angels is getting so bothered by these things. Okay, making sand angels in the rain is a popular pastime here. And so is illegal dumping apparently. All right, I've collected them from the beach here. Now let's go sell them to her so she can sell seashells down by the seashore. Okay, this wasn't worth as much as I had hoped. This one is worth literally one. I thought it looked nice. I thought maybe I could get a good price for it. All right, a Borgus is worth quite a lot. Yes, that's enough. If I just spend all of my life savings, I can afford that fanny pack. And I think you'll all agree that is an amazing decision on my parent. Well, yes, I'd like one basic bum bag, please. Thank you very much. There we go. Look at that. Oh, you just... It's all worth it to see them smile, isn't it? Oh, look at it. Look at that little smile. Now take off the rest of your clothes and let's go out and show it to people. Nothing like seeing an old man in a fanny pack running naked through the rain to brighten your day. God, look at that. Twerking for the camera. Just trying to earn more to get more fanny packs. Oh, good. One of my new plants hatched. Is it a plant? Is it an egg? It's an eggplant. God, I have a lot of co-dependence now. I don't know if I can care for all of them. Like, I'm out here in the rain in my underwear. I can't care for myself. And these are one problem. And they're one problem I can't run from because they run after me. Okay. Well, I was able to passively just collect the things to upgrade my farmhouse again. So our outhouse. Sorry, I'm exaggerating what I have. I didn't mean it, but I've once again made this outhouse and out home. But we got a lot more done today as well. Like we got a lot of tasks done around the village. We made some friends. We got a lot of ooblets who are refusing to look at me, which is understandable. Like I'm an old man in his underwear. So you naturally just try and look away. But most importantly of all, we got a fanny pack. All right. It's not about the treasure or the rewards. It's the fanny packs you earn along the way. Just continuing to dance. He just feels so free. He's definitely out of it though. But we're going to leave it there. I hope you enjoyed. As I said, the game is out now. It's an early access on the Epic Games Store. If you want to pick it up for yourself, there's a link in the description. Thanks very much for the sponsor. Thank you for watching. This really helps out my channel and me a lot. If you want to use my code as well, call me Kevin. You can use that. You don't have to. It's just a suggestion. I'm really not needy or high maintenance. I'm not. I'm fine. Fine. But I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate it as always. If you want to see more of me, I post every day. And I also stream over on Twitch. Link for that is in the description. But other than that, I just will stop rambling, I guess. So yeah, thanks again. Hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now.