 The prank call! Hello, my name is Arnold. Am I speaking... Arnold from where, sorry? Arnold from Brisbane. I am a small pork farmer. Just moved to Brisbane, north of Brisbane. Okay, what can I help you with, mate? I'm looking for a local butcher. We have seven, eight large pigs looking to sell to butcher. So I call around and see who buy, who buy for what price and what type of pig. You tell me who supplied the pork at the moment. What's that, mate? I like to know. I like a little secret. What's your name? My name is Arnold Fine. What is it? Arnold, A-A-R-N-O-L-D, fine. F-E-I-N-E, of course you can. Zero of four? Zero of five? Zero of seven? Five, five? Five, seven. North Brisbane, but back up. No company yet. We just moved here. I come with a small family of pigs and they're fully grown. Do you have a website or anything like that? Not yet. I have my wife do that. They're free range, right? Yes, they're free range. They've only been fed premium ingredients their entire life. Sometimes I experiment with pigs and feed them different things. One of the pigs, fully grown, I feed him sausages, beef sausages and some beef steak. And his size double. His size double, I think, two years. It's crazy. Some of these pigs. So I sell you very good price. They're very fresh. Call back after. I call back after. I come and sell you pig, darling. Did he call back after he's had the customer? Now we can do a part two if you're calling him back. No, no, now. He does the customer. I just keep calling him everywhere. My wife do that. I'm going to save this dog's number. And I'm going to be fucking Arnold. What's his name? Butcher. I'll just save it as Butcher. And we are going to call our guy every week as Arnold. Butcher's up your game as well. Fucking no one answers their phone. We call that 7, 7, 7. Where the... Burst! Where the...