 Welcome back to ToffeeTV. It's the road to glory. It is the final two league games of the season But of course, it's not the last episode. We've still got that classic cup final We're playing Real Madrid 0 4 0 0 0 4 2000 to 2004 I don't even know why I said that We're now those are Dan Figo Don't pick them up. I'm not going there saying just saying saying what it is Can we get into those champions league place as well two wins will help, but it's no guarantee Ready to do it the boys are ready for this run a good run. Let's keep it going. Not in shilly if it goes back Don't bring that out. Let's just It's your save we can carve them open In the gap in the gap, okay Go on go on. Oh All right, all right, good start. Good start. I've had them on the back foot straight away. What we want He'll give us chances to high-press Yeah, I told you All right, sorry, it's where they go. Well now it's too much finger action Too much pressure on the finger people, you know, I don't like that Just in this occasion. It wasn't the right thing to do. Go on win that winner. Yes No Okay Go on there's two in there. It's true in there. I can't love for you. It's up to the truth brilliantly This is lovely fuck over that Nice face time good face. So it takes it out as a shot Just panic and get it out of there. Okay. Come on. Come on. Here we go You know the one I'm ready Ready as Kevin Ratcliffe will ever be there it is just you adjust Okay I just think you just didn't see it. No Sighted I try and get a goal. I sweat that eyes and everything. All right, it's sunny Take this into consideration. Oh, here we go. Pleasure. You didn't Just kick me there. It's kicked out No different to what linear head it suppose that's That's what's good for the goose. It's good for the yeah, what the fella? That's right here All right, come on. This is all we're doing okay. We're doing okay It's right Rockets in flight Afternoon the light Afternoon the light You give me a whammy to know Bad boys stick together. Yeah Boys I'll do the pep and share the base Oh You got soul on the door you're gonna sign that on the line We got soul on the whole you're gonna have a good time that on the line So they get get get on down to the good good get on down. I said a good good Boys stick together It's the rhythm the rhythm Oh Oh, let me take you to a place where mama ships a smile on face Ruby shoulders with the Like the snake charms To the one I try Okay, we're stressed drop drop. Yes. Yes. Yeah Bing it bing it bing it go on bing it. Okay, bing it bing it bing it Bosh true. No, she do you thought the first one's linear sheets Oh Bing bit and sharpie rose like a fella excited to see his bed naked What a cross it was a great header look at this seven Steven outside inside Share point Steven ended up shot a glorious header. I kick a see-ass knowing it The chairman feels a bit go go go go go go. You won't get past me. So no No, we don't need to go Timing against these guys. They are good Oh Man, we don't get an album out of this. So I'm gonna be watching all that's the sad I've been looking for What cats getting strangled? Well the pub singer he looks angry and I can make it to rev it up. It's come on blues big second half But you know what so am I so am I Thomas Beautiful Not way in the context of Yes, yes go back if you need go back go go whatever you want go you go whatever you want I'll be a face. Oh, what a shot from shitty Look at this. Oh my god. She's boomed it They're a fucking all they live in it. I'm seeing you. Hey, man. Oh, man. It's your time to mention Hasn't paid the greatest hits Flowing absolutely flowing. We are full and yet great at that again Dancing once the songs come the rhythm. We are full on snake. Yeah Oh If we're going to a plate do the one like the air Bring over some of your old motel records. We'll put the Speakers in the window and we'll go on the roof and listen to penny Lancaster getting in that Stacey's mom she's got it going on It's all I want and I've waited so long because obviously sex bears is in the video. Mm-hmm. I stay she's mom Yep, so you can't you see that you're not the girl for me milked up. What? He doesn't want it Goat's fun the goat's fun. I was gonna always win that I was determined This is mom. She's got it going on. She's all I mean and the world is so long This is mom. Can you see it? Oh, what a feeling When you're dancing on the ceiling and son on the Swine means Medley's at the greatest hits like jackpot Funny come on everybody funny Oh my god, this is beautiful Why didn't we start mega mixes like Gaming with a wonderly How would what he put the season down to all the medley's of the lads The music they play in the dressing room before they go out. It's great. No you but you're all sick No See you that's the way could we be on our way to clean sheets go give it What a ball. Oh my days. He's in there. He's in there. He's in there See me Naturally shift you've got to take Ronaldo off. You've haven't gone all night shit. Oh, yeah Don't take money don't take things don't need no credit cards to ride this train It's the power cool some time Come on, then you need time. Can we keep a clean sheet? It's the power of love onto the clean sheet Say pass me the ball. Yeah, yes Club cup and kind of drinks are free and sunshine There's enough for everyone Yes Three one winning The boys are the lights on the day I'm a tritic The boys are the light as should be delighted as well. What'm I say for someone deal Don't don't win my say don't win my say don't win my six Don't win fifth. He didn't win we got a chance We can finish above más a all-barcelona before playing Rome a plane Roma who are us attend we need Incept, come on. My God, we're only actually nine points off the top. Come on, come on. Okay, so, last league game of the season, we're playing Roma away, still that chance for the Champions League spot. It's like that, but it's still... Bit of a disappointment, Dexie Mount picked up a knee injury, which not only leaves him doubtful for this game, but leaves him doubtful for the Cufana, which is... Devastating. Devastating, if you're Derek Mountfield. Okay, Roma, Totty, Montella. Just a fantastic... All day, eh? Come on. We are looking resplendent in the silver. Last game of the season, come on. Look at this place, filled to the rafters with Roma fans. I thought it was seats at first, but it's not. They've got flags, but I thought they'd had some kind of fan ban. Look at the blues. We're ready. I say the silvers, the silvers, we are ready. Come on. Let's do this. We're on a good run, building up some good momentum for the final. The streets, remember, everything we've learned. Be patient. In the tackle. We are on... Two in the box. In low. Yeah! Get in! Beautiful, beautiful. We are playing well. Well is what we are playing. Tremendous, tremendous football. That's great goal. Great goal. Come on, let's build on it. Eight minutes in. These have got the flip-flops on, I can see. Yeah, flip-flops. They're going all the way to mid-sable. Can't go up, really. They can't go down. Go on, go on! Excellent football! Great ball, good shot, good save. Great cameo. Word up. Everybody's sure. You've got to... I'm not finger down, it's hard. I'm not finger down, it's hard. Just see. Here we go, links is in there, links is in there. Oh, he's got to get the flint down! What are you giving? Well, he nearly got his head ripped off. Oh, my... Swan diving. Next you'll be Dysalan over at Kicks, next. One of them fellers. Da-a-a-ah! OK. That was a foul as well. I can't believe he gave it free kick, then. It's the normal... Yes! Come on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! In a bit. In a bit, in a bit. Where's that going? Get your finger off the train. All right, sorry, I did accuse you of being over the top of your fingers, but that might have been me. 100% you, because it was me, baby. Great play. Great play. That was some liquid football, that. Some absolute liquid football. Juicers are flowing in, aren't they? Oh, man. My juices are everywhere. Not literally. I'll be honest with you. Fucking demon the bass came out there. Demon the bass. You were taking them away from me. I know what you're doing. You didn't anticipate it. But it was a gap and I was just going through it. You've played it. It's going on. It's a normal, no one's done anything. Block tackle. It hasn't gone to ground. You're not out of control. Part life. All the people. He's doing all right. Coming in to bang into form. Really just keep going. Now you see the flex. All right. Had no problem with that one. You're the one. You were greedy for that one. No problem. No issue with it. Come on, big win. Yourself. Piss off. Great goal. Yeah. Let it get right on half-time. Goal number six million of the season. He's been brilliant. He's literally been brilliant. Brilliant. All season. Yes, this is. Yes. Great goal. Two nil in the bag. Don't two nil in the bag. The game was in the bag. I said two nil in the bag. I said, have you not seen us? Have you not? Have you been asleep all season? I don't know. Sometimes it's luck like you have. Oh, oh, oh. It's spun us. Yes. It's spun us. Okay. All right, all right. Keep it down that end. Two nil at half-time will be nice. All right, good off. Good off. These are on the beach. It's quite clear. Yeah, there is, isn't it? It's quite clear. Playing some company. It's in company. All right. Playing sheet. And if we can't, it's trying to get far because of what you two are doing. Playing some weird touchy-feely game, but come on. Where to go? Come on. Let's not let the intensity drop because we're winning two nil. Absolute! Biff! You clean sheet! Is he just, is he just the... That's being funny. My fucking 16-year-old teenage is having fucking cleaner sheets than us. We are. We're grim. Huh? Huh? Come on. Where to go? Come on. Let's not let the intensity drop because we're winning two nil. That sheet the other way. You give a freak, eh? Yeah. Black tackle. Right there. Absolute! Biff! Oh! I honestly don't know. He come out the last game. Oh, my God. That's a full open tube. He is. Great! Oh! Oh! Of course he did him on the chest. Of course it would. As comfortable as anything in this game. And then... Neville fits up. Get in. Oh! Great strike. Brilliant. Get up, get up, get up, get up. Dominated. Did you get on his harness? No. How to create a... A museum laughter. 66 balls or something. Fuck me. That face that does with the Frereau Rocher, fella. But when I look back, he looked out from Gardeninglops. He had a six-mast stand up there. Oh, sharpie! Look how tired he is. That's he, lad. 480. Yes! The fellow was still maintained. That's a couple of... Go on, go on. In the box. I mean, you could have put in any time you wanted to. You just kept running. Drove on. You needed a big bloody sign saying, Forrest. I drove on. I drove on at it to you. Is that all right? Get on the end of it. Back lift. Did he get bodies in the way? No, no, no, no. End them, end them. All right, all right. No, don't need to end them. Don't need to end them. It's Montella. I forgot who he was. Is that all right? I drove on at... That's enough. I drove on at it to you. Is that all right? He's a bit forward, isn't he? I drove all night to get into you. I know, lad. Have you ever listened to the words of that? They are proper... Rapy. They are rapy as fuck. He basically is just like, Is it all right to have come to yours? I mean, you didn't say, but I'm coming anyway. Yeah, and I drove all night to get there. I drove all night to get into you. There's a client in to your window. Yeah, proper creepy, like... Who holds a windmine? Get in there. And a beautiful wheel shot. Oh-ho-ho! She's the wrong... What is that? I drove to get to you. Man, when you could do that in the old peasant... I just knocked him from boss. Is that all right? I drove all night to get into you. Yes. Just get it down. Feel for fuck's sake. There's the head. I don't make a mistake. Right. Absolute ass, Clara. Am I on? It's all over. It is all over. It is all over now. Yeah! It's a mendice. Well done. It's a mendice. We've done everything we could. We won the last three games, didn't we? Back to back wins. Vincent Company's dad, they're walking off. We've done everything we could. Clatting the fans, hand sores, all over the local boss, all of those. Clabbing the mendice. Yeah, and he had seen a good season for the boys. Walking out, neves looking. There all is the rat. 37 goals from Corners this season. I've heard rats like, yes. The rat is ready for next week. He is ready for next week for the Cup Final. Just a moment of truth. A moment of truth. The moment of... Yeah! Oh my word! We have snuck in through the back door. Like Roy Orbison. The big dark glasses on climbing in through your window. All the way in the back door. Bottom of the league. Oh! You're all right. Rushy. Yes! Oh my. It's a mendice. Plus 11 we finished with. Oh, 80 goals scored. 85. Look at that. The top scorer has conceded 69. Absolutely. Entertainment. Did anyone concede more than us? Entertainment. No. No. 69 goals. Jeez. Oh. We scored 80 goals and only the goal difference of 11. So there's the fight. Look at this though. Lenike. 29 goals. 11 assists. 38. Graeme Sharp. 20 goals in 25 games. Look at Kevin Sheedy's assists. 16 assists. 16 assists. Well there you go. Look at Trevor Steven 11. Yeah. I mean those two. I mean that's like, that was what it was like. Yeah. In those days. Keterat. Five league goals. Gary Stevens. Four assists. Huge. Graeme Sharp. Eight assists. No goals. And Shaggy man. Andy Gray. Five in 19. Eight in three in 14. Proving coming from the bench getting some goals. It's a valuable squad play. Now we've got a couple. A couple of goals. I suppose you're a bit disappointed in our centre midfield area. Yeah. You know, play's got no goals and one assist. The three. And three you've got. Two goals and five assists. Yeah. We'll have had three of you to put that one in top in out in goal. But yeah, now that's it. Two goals in the centre of the park. You know that's going forward. We need to improve our areas in midfield. You know all these players can improve. Next week. When we get to the final. Can't wait. I can't wait. The excitement is building. It is. It is. Flags in windows. Sayers have got the cakes. The cakes are ready to go. Ready to go. All ready to go. Everyone's booked a travel. Everything's possible. No, that's not normal. Yeah. I've done a four-page pull-off. Oh. I live up here. There's none of that ever. You can get your big evertons stickers from your local car dealership. You know. On the road and all that. Can't wait. Join us next time. On the road to glory. Classic cup final. We'll see you then. See you later.