 It's a trap, okay? It's a trap. I already know that because of people staying inside more often than usual now There's gonna be an increase of these predatory at-home customer service companies trying to lure you in with hopes and dreams of this Perfect that is perfect once in a lifetime opportunity. Uh, you get to work from your house. That's cool, right? I mean just think about it. You don't have to use any gas. You're gonna be comfortable chilling in your own house You get to work sitting down. I mean who wouldn't take this job? Go ahead shake my hand and the moment you Shake this man's hand. Welcome to the Gulag's motherfucker. We now own your dumbass. If you fall for one of these tricks Don't be too ashamed. I used to be a fool just like you and in fact twice This message is more for the people I can still save from being persuaded to willingly accept eternal damnation I used to work for this customer service company under the client Grubhub. Oh wait, I forgot If you say the word Grubhub or critique them in any way, they take your video down Well, what I actually meant is that I work for this customer service company under the client Skupub. Yes Skupub That's what it was Skupub was pretty much a food delivery service. Now. It's pretty much just a regular customer service agent We not only had to deal with angry customers, but you know since it's food oriented You got to deal with angry hungry customers, which is like 10 times worse My experience at Skupub is what I expect every alternative forms of customer service job will ever be alright Dogshit training out-of-date equipment and customers with an unswinged determination to make you rethink Why didn't just become a mass murderer instead these three things separately? You know, they aren't so bad But but you know when you combine them into one job that's when the black start toppling down dog shit training These companies will teach you 7% of all the knowledge you need to do your job And there's they say oh you just pick it up on the way and that would make sense You know for a second, you know It makes sense if this wasn't a customer service job But yeah, you know what while the customer's asking for a refund for the order that the restaurant messed up I'll just tell them. Oh, you want a refund? Well, yes a problem We actually haven't learned how to do that yet out-of-date equipment Sometimes both the physical equipment and applications we use are actually just out of date prehistoric I'm not even remotely usable or recognizable by anyone born after the 1800s We'll have like Windows 98 computers and only thing compatible with the work applications is is Internet Explorer opera You know, I wouldn't be surprised if I went to a call center and saw that they were running all their programs off the first Pong arcade machine Actually, that'd probably be a legitimate upgrade from whatever hell we were using illogical customers. This one's my favorite All right, there's a difference between servicing a customer in person and servicing a customer over the phone You see in person customers are a lot more wary of what they say because you know a they're in public They don't want to make themselves seem like an arrogant moron Obviously, there are some exceptions and B There's a slight probability a zero point two percent drop chance that the customer service person They decided to disrespect might just lunge over and knock the absolute shit out of them But on the phone these customers are brave. I'll give them that much. They're very brave You know, they're given much more privacy and security They have this false sense of of grandeur and high importance They're like my life might be shit and my mom messages me every day to remind me I'm a disappointment to the family what I'm talking to a scalp up customer service agent I'm the man. I'm the man now But you know, I get it, you know over the phone customers are inherently supposed to be harder But but I swear these customers are literally being paid to not listen to logic like some of these customers cannot be real No, no, no, I refuse. I refuse to accept that They have to be actors hired by scubhub themselves any time we start enjoying our job too much These customers will not listen to reason. They won't you can give them basic thorough Elaboration and their brain doesn't have the mental capacity to compute and understand it I like you have much more luck trying to communicate to a rat having a stroke Then half the customers we got every day. I'll be like, I'm sorry, ma'am, but your driver delivering your order He got into a car crash. He actually drove off a bridge that being said we're sending another driver out to pick up another order for you Okay, but why is it taking so long? What? Did you not just hear what I said a nigga died What do you mean? Why is it taking so long? We have to send a whole new person to pick up your food Okay, but is that my fault why am I being punished and having to wait for something that you guys did, you know, you see what I mean Hello sir, are you there? Hello, wait a minute. Let me let me grab the mic This is a this is post-edit kneecaps Just here to tell you guys that if you're not following my social media You will die tonight. In fact, also you have to follow my discord or again, you will die