 From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News. Disney theme parks have a codename for high-maintenance guests. If a visitor is particularly rude or disruptive, staff will refer to them as a treasured guest. Wow! It's hard to imagine Mickey and Minnie being sarcastic like that. Traffic jams are caused by many reasons, but it appears that one of the top causes is drivers who talk on cell phones. Even when they get chatty on hands-free devices, cell phone users drive on average two miles per hour slower than those who are not talking while driving, according to a recent study from the University of Utah. When enough people do this, traffic noticeably slows down, enough to add 20 hours a year to the average one-hour commute. Since about 10% of all drivers at any given time are talking on a phone, this has a noticeable impact on traffic. Drivers who talk on cell phones are more likely to stay behind a slow car in front of them and not pass. There are about 20% less frequently to change lanes than drivers who aren't talking on the phone. They also take about 3% longer to drive the same traffic-clogged route and 2% longer to drive a route with a medium level of congestion than those who are not on the phone. So in other words, STAY OFF THE PHONE, YOU ROADHOG! Widely-despised pharmaceutical company exec Martin Schrelle, who is best remembered for raising the price of a medicine from $13.50 per pill to $750 per pill, was classified a Danger to Society this week and jailed by a federal judge following Facebook posts in which he claimed he would pay $5,000 per strand of Hillary Clinton's hair. I couldn't agree more. Everybody wanting to clone Hillary Clinton is definitely a danger to society. Now there's a study that claims extroverts walk at a faster pace than those who are less outgoing. Well, yeah, because it's quicker that way to get to the next person to talk to. If you're already an official weirdo, please share this video on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit and other social media to help get the word out. To become an official weirdo, click that subscribe button and click that little bell next to the subscribe button to be a part of the notification squad. While you're at it, click that like button to let the world know that you are an official weirdo.