 Where's this he's got a child's backpack on he kidnapped somebody sir. Did you kidnap a child sir? Where's a child? Sir, where is he? Andrews you got in the way of my not stick I Am and your face was in the way of my not stick. That's your fault. It ain't no way Hello, what's your cornwood? 13 hobos 15 crack has to just get into the bus. I'm here. Shit. Okay. I'm on my way All right, you gotta you gotta hang up the phone. Yeah I'm driving right now What I've seen you eat a whole plate of ribs while shooting your gun out of a window and still driving up the same time Now all of a sudden you can't you can't you can't hang up the phone This is my daddy Now what's going on Tony Andrews, it's me We got work to do, you know, I'm gonna be having to train you now, you know, okay So I think you gotta remember things, you know, it's not an official like FTO and like I did back. Oh, yeah I mean, this is much more thorough. Give me much more thorough Because I mean just running around lights That's not what yeah, but I mean it was an emergency. Let's see emergency. I had to I mean I was teaching What are you teaching me how we're driving the wrong way to follow the damn law, Andrews We're breaking all of them. It is going against right now. It is Are you gonna grow a pair we're policemen So Mr. Cornwood, I would like to hold my job for longer than a week, you know I know you don't give a shit because you know how to get you like oh That's just cornwood. Now if I do the same shit that you do there. I'm like, Mr. Andrews You should know better. You have this remarkable career in passing you do this stupid shit. You're fired That's how that's gonna go. Okay. Well, you know even comes to that and then it comes to that No You know knocking alive when I was driving this car back yesterday this car is pretty shit. Yeah, it's bad Andrews It's been here actually here, you know, I've been I want you to drive a little bit. No, it's terrible You got to get used to it. It's part of your training. I'm just zero calls when it gets dark things will pick up up north Shit Andrews. What the hell are you doing? Andrews All that door that door was loose, huh? He's a new recruit. He's he's getting used to it New recruits are not the seatbelts fucking common knowledge. Yeah. Well, you know, it is what it is Appreciate y'all. Thank you being good Samaritans. Remember both the corner of a mayor left the door open cornwood It's all part of your training Andrews. It's shit. It's funny how that works, isn't it? It's you call it reminds me of old times Andrews just like old times One of us is flying out of a damn car and the other one's doing his job, right? You didn't do anything. What do you mean? I didn't crash It was literally right when it might turn my head. I was like, wait, what? Anyway, I was trying to turn my sirens on and I hit the door handle by accident You know that the switch for the sirens on the complete opposite side of the door handle, right? It's making shit up, right? Let's look at this motherfucker coming down. Just barrel in through. Oh Get his ass get his ass I pull it over your dad gonna go to the right Hello, I am officer Andrews with the Los Santos police The reason I pulled you over here is because you were speeding through multiple red lights your vehicle is extremely demolished What's the hurry? Why is your car looking like this? What's what's going on? What is your story, sir? It was a very urgent delivery and It's with a little bit of a pickup on the way to Polito. This looks like a heart attack not a hiccup Do you have any idea on you sir? I do I do. All right, mr. Oscar Buster have you ever been pulled over before got any citations warnings. It's my first time Look more on unless you want to end up in jail. Keep her rolling you fucking clowns. Don't break the damn law, okay? Yes, sir, you go on today in the car the clowns are in the red light Andrews Mr.. Coral, you want to get in the fucking car? So stupid ass clowns okay? Well, you want to unlock the damn door. We had so many damn problems with your clowns Put the radio traffic. I'll be a good partner. Mr. Cornwood. We got clowns license plate eight Recognize that stupid ass voice Fucking chatterbox. Okay, that's a lot of swearing man. Give me your license put your name put your name inside What is your rights right here mr. Chatterbox Silent anything we say Ken will be used against it's gonna clown code a lot If you cannot afford a cupcake want to be provided to us fresh from the fun house Nobody's talking to you Yes, please do I Think they've murdered about 50 people Shit then you Yeah They're on them Keep calm keep tell us the locations damn an inch close the main door my door Joey give us comms turn turn sermons out turn sermons up Joe you gotta give us comms, baby I'm gonna get on foot the lake right now. Well, I don't wait. We're actually behind buildings. We're behind houses I'm not sure what you're on there. There's no way Something yeah, you know he ran away. He could be in any building copy. So we just got the passenger in custody The last scene I saw Passengers there's like 12 buildings you can be anywhere You just gotta go over there cut that dude loose and you start talking all this shit Yeah, why don't you go back to trying to figure out how to use your radio, right? Me corn got real police work to do you gonna get there. Yeah, let's go get some food to get this car fixed, right? We're getting sued today. We're gonna end up on YouTube or something. You're not gonna end up on the YouTube It's not a good thing when costs end up on YouTube. Mr. Cornwood I'm pretty sure you have a bunch of YouTube videos of yourself probably that you haven't even seen all the embarrassing dumb shit You've done in the past name one me trying to handcuff a suspect and you handcuffing me in the process And be handcuffing you cuz you got in front of me. I don't Do not Do that was so funny that that was legit like one of the funniest never happened a hundred percent on YouTube That is that one is anybody at that clip. I don't know maybe just last week You over there trying to run and gonna come down. It's just a dumb truck. That was probably all YouTube too We do this okay Yeah, it's a pretty damn good day, wasn't it though? Was it a good day? Mr. Cornwood lost us. I think it was John Paul to that just adds insult to injury We handcuffed each other in front of fucking John Paul. It's a pretty damn good day. It was good times I'm out. Hell. I miss those times. I do same. That's the thing of the past mr. Cornwood We just got to look forward to the future try to make the best of it. Yeah, we will Oh this man So you okay? Yes, sir Why is this he's got a child's backpack on he kidnapped somebody sir. Did you kidnap a child sir? Where is he sir? Where's the child? Sir, where is he? Oh Andrews you got in the way of my night stick I just hit him how come it hit Andrews Andrews you okay hit me fucking asshole Him and your face was in the way of my night stick. That's your fault. Fuck you. Give me the hospital ass Ain't no way In the hospital three times today mr. Cornwood and it's all your fault every last one of them Andrews How's that my fault? What do you mean how about your fault? You hit me with a night stick in the face You you put your face in front of my night stick Thanks, doctor Thank you Hey, where Hey, this chatterbox at crusade medical. Oh, he's running out of the back right now He's got two other people with them. Uh one the the same clown that was in the car Right next to city hall. I think you ran out. I thought you were getting the car. Oh shit. Thank you. Hi He's here Put your hands up you fucking clown. What did I do asshole? Shut up. But turn around. There is here. We see. Hey, we see the other one. He's right next to city hall And turn right next to the sheriff's office right here chatterbox himself ain't here He was here, but but he's he's around here somewhere. He's got to be between these houses, right? See I saw filling a back leave a fallen, but it wasn't him. You had a you had a back on it on stop Andrews, what the hell are you doing? Can't believe you lost them, man. Do you even know what we're chasing? I do know you're chasing you chasing the clown and obviously i'm looking at it right now. Hey, what's there? Hey, what's the clown's name clown do? Doesn't matter what he did we're chasing him and you can't even matter where he did Hey, you can't even catch him. Obviously, then go catch milk dude. Show us how it's done Corwin, I'm gonna whoop your ass. I'm Why are you trying to embarrass me in front of the fucking stupid? I didn't know he was there. You hit me. You hit me with the fucking car and then he that he gets to talk shit No, you tripped. I did not. I did not trip. You hit me with the fucking car I know I was literally going straight and I was coasting down and I was and I wanted you turned into me I did not what's wrong with you. Oh hell. I'll have you know I am the highest ranking officer inside this vehicle right now Mr. Cornwood, we are the same rank better fact. You don't even have the right uniform on you are wearing a uniform of a dead department that does not exist If anything I'm the police officer here with the higher rank because I'm in proper uniform Bcso is gonna be fine. We'll be fine What do we do if it's cornwood? You know what I like to do sometimes though I'll tell you look at some of these locals I mean this might be profiling but some of these some of these locals are really aggressive You can tell by looking at them. Which one the rest of them So that's borderline. I mean the next thing that you say could be profiling. I mean they The certain certain models Are we talking about models of vehicles or models of people? Fuck Sorry Certain people look like models and they're very handsome and uh, they're really handsome ones oftentimes Or uh, aggressive. Are you profiling? What about him makes him aggressive? What are you seeing? Does he look a specific way? Oh, shit. Oh, shit, Andrews Logos The 114 it's cornwood and locals. Oh, okay. Just make sure you guys are okay. We might need help It wouldn't let me in the car. Dude. I was literally getting shot from every angle This is a hundred percent your fault all of this They all jumped at me