 This program contains some swearing, what are a pain and adult themes some viewers may find offensive So you her gay best friend? No What is it? What are you not? It's not even gay. Everyone thinks it's gay though. Oops. Sorry Jordan If you're not gay and your friends were here like like it's not driving nuts me No, are you mental? Well, if he's not gonna have a go don't mind me if I do You're a lush like oh Have you got a boyfriend? No Do you want one? What's this you know? No, I'm gonna have to keep an eye on Scotty today. So what made you decide to come on here then and choose to do this? She hates tattoos, but she told us to come on to the show. I'm never even had one You have got to be kidding us. You are a tattoo virgin And you've come just to two of us to get your first tattoo. I'm a bit scared I hope you are because I'm a bit shitting myself now to be honest Ashley Are you ready to see your design for Jordan? Yes. Come on then. Let's go see Danny Shit, I'm buzzing first. Don't let him stare at your bum. Look. I'm just gonna cover Jordan has just seen for the very first time the tattoo that he's best made Ashley has designed for him Oh What have you done That's actually really annoying a fucking cat Why Ashley you Divi a catfish isn't someone who likes a cheeky filter. It's a proper way And now Jordan scored for life what what you've got on my back, so it's sorry You've actually fucked it all proper I kind of get I'd rather you just get up here and do it So that's one shit tattoo plus seven years bad luck, which makes a total of you're fucked Have you ever catfished anyone? No, I actually haven't I said anyone to speak to at the moment Oh dear Jordan well on the plus side, I know a lot of single girls who love cats What was the one thing you didn't want on you Ashley? I could take her something My how the tables have turned It's not funny anymore So actually we're gonna count down from seven and then you can remove your fear girls seven six five four three two one One dick two dicks three dicks four basically just me crowning you as Queen of the dicks Take it as a compliment You've got seven dicks on your back You can even see the outline of the balls. Can't stop looking at it Inside the mind of Scotty T. I've got another you can look at if you want babe So the big question is how do you feel after that? I don't know how to feel I don't feel like it's real yet