 Okay, so I have a question about how you would, uh, how, how would you solve this problem? Oh, honey. That's, that's a fence, Cornwall. Well, who put it there? Oh, is this your cousin's car? No, I'm stealing it. Oh, okay. Well, I'm gonna steal a helicopter. You know what? You know what? I kind of get it. I kind of get why they don't want everyone to explode and walk away. He's so cool. Please, I want somebody to be out here. It'll be so funny if I do this. Oh, good. Never been better. Meeting time. It was so funny. I wanted somebody to see me so much. Oh, honey. Blah, blah, blah. Bad, bad branding. Cornwall. Who cares it's food? But they're very good. Speaking of food, take this. I'm so glad that we don't just have to live off senior buns anymore. Oh my god. Yeah. I don't take it up when I bring food in for them. Oh my god. This misuse is proper function. Well, I mean, you do it to like revive, actually revive people. Duncan, I got a question. What's up? What if the PD, let's say the regular rank and file want you to do something that High Command does not want you to do? What are you going to do? I will weigh the opinions of the rank and file and High Command and try to find a middle ground between the two. OK. And what if council members come to you with questions that you don't feel you can answer given your current rank? Oh, it is here. Oh, wait, it's good. It is here. I will check with the rank that I'm supposed to check with and then bring an answer back to them or I'll just answer it. You have as also as the assistant to the assistant chief of police slash chief, I do have a High Command chain of command skip and I can utilize that for quick answers. Good luck there. Good luck there. What is a what is a what is a cool down on the chain of command skip? That's a good question. Whatever Barrick says, I'm hanging over on now. Can confirm there have been several instances of me either hanging up the phone or taking the SIM card out of my phone and throwing it into the canals. How many times have you changed your number? Is that specifically due to Duncan, Barrick? Yes. OK. That's it's respectful. Definitely reassuring that it's good to know and cause that. That's because I tell him things that he already knows because me and him kind of think on the same wavelength at some times, but also because I all well, I'm getting better at this. Thanks to the teachings of Mackenzie Hayes is to have one subject to talk about at once instead of trying to tackle five issues at once. I think it's helped me talk to Barrick better. Barrick, can you confirm or deny this? No further comment at this time. Understood. You can say my name three times and I'll show up. I've been married in Malton curse as I was able to summon in successfully. Malton, Malton, Malton. I did that and then he called me and said, did you call me? Oh, shit. So you just say my name three times and I'll show up any hours of the day. I was scared to think about that anyway. Cleetis Cornward. OK, OK, so I have a question about how you would. How would you solve this problem? So imagine a man, OK, and this is my line. Well, what's your line? Put up the picture. I'm imagining a man. Cornward, OK, so you have a man and then there's a woman and this woman has a dog. OK, and this this woman's dog is attacking the man. OK, and then the woman is she is like a elderly woman who is she volunteers at like a soup kitchen, but the dog has it's armed with a PD Glock. And the man is a pastor who volunteers at a old folks home. Which one do you shoot? What shift is this? Shift to actually give me an answer for each shift shift to I'm sorry. If that dog has a gun, he might be a liberal dog. OK, good answer. Shift one. Oh, Christ, damn, that's great. Why would a dog have a gun? And then shift three. OK, no one's on radio. Call for good answers. Call for. Hey, come on, John, cut that out. Oh, I'm I'm playing. I'm loose around room. OK, good answers. I mean, hey, that means he knows the shifts. You know what? That was all pretty good behind that one in doubt. I was just caught off the trail of which which shifts which shifts them around. I actually even be around them and know how they are. Any questions about politics or liaison stuff? OK, can whenever whenever there's like some shit going down in in like a city council meeting and then they say, OK, Mr. Mr. Van Well, is there anything wrong within the PD that we can help you with right now? What do you say? Yes, and here's the data I have to back it up. OK, good answer, because you say yes, regardless of what the actual answer is. And then you just make up the data after they start listening to you. So that's good. That's how you get what you want. Good shit. I'm going to tell you something else I can do. Chris Cronin comes in to present something that he's working on with the PD. He's he's getting a little flustered because he's trying to explain things. But he's explaining to people who aren't cops. People aren't cops are trying to explain stuff to someone who is a cop. And but, you know, there's a bit of a translation issue because they come from two different walks of life as a liaison. I can translate because I'm working as both a council person and a cop. And I'll make sure to speak up and explain what which which side is trying to explain what you're trying to say and that's getting lost in translation. OK, so I don't like what you just said. I'm the mayor. What are you going to do? OK, now I'm now I'm yelling at you. I mean, stop talking while I'm talking. Stop talking while I'm talking. That sounds like a normal day. But also, I think I could I think I have very constructive conversations with the mayor. OK, not getting flustered. That's good to yell. OK, that's good. Not getting flustered. OK, I'm not getting flustered either. No, no, I'm saying you're not. It's good. You're not getting flustered. The extra house was over. Foams off, please. I'm sorry. No, not you. You're fine. Yeah, sorry, Cornwood. Oh, good. That's Balski. Damn, it's Balski. Maplefoot. You have a question? I asked my question. Oh, I didn't hear it. Hey, we need money. Hey, Duncan. Duncan, we need money. What's up? We're broke. Hi, BDS, bro. That's a good question. That's a good good concern. Good question. Budget stuff is, you know, up to the the mayor in conjunction or in combination with the treasurer. I'm not too sure. No, it's pretty much as a treasurer in the state at this point. Was there a question, Margot, not that treasurer right there? Yeah, because I'm not sure it's like a training session. And there was this whole thing of we shouldn't have that money. And I don't. I never got to follow up on why that happened. Duncan, I have a question. What's up with the current PD liaison? What do you plan on doing differently? I'm going to have to get the unfortunate answer, which is be a lot more degenerate than him because there's nothing really wrong with Dakota, but there is something right with trying to have a new fresh face and a new fresh take after three months. All right. Is there anything that you thought was handled poorly under the previous regime that you as supreme leader of the PD liaison position think that you can do better? I have no issues with Dakota, and I think he did a great job so far. OK, so why? So what is your biggest problem with with Dakota that you that you have many of? I have no issues with Dakota. OK, good. Of what? And drama. It's a stupid game. I am I am the hey, Duncan, this charge don't make no damn sense. What are you going to do about it? Explain it to you. OK. And what do you realize? Let's try to explain to me. You just don't you just don't get it. OK, what if what if you realize there is something wrong with the charge? I gather the opinions of a few others, not feel sorry, slip of the tongue. Gather the opinions of the entire PD because I can probably get a hold of everyone who's active in at least seven days and make an informed decision on whether or not the PD wants that charge to be like that. OK, let's say there's a bunch of people in the PD that do or don't want to charge be a certain way. But you look at and you say, regardless of what the majority thinks, that's wrong. And then people just don't understand it. Then what do you do? I sit down with Barrick and Ruby and we discuss it. OK. And then what happens? You go to the city council meeting and bring my findings. I'm going to ask a really controversial opinion. Duncan, was there a war in Sandy Shore? Yes or no? I don't know. Oh, those are learned from history. Yeah, he repeated. Is it the same Green War? No. Oh, God, he doesn't even know the second war. Is that the one where Owens fenced in and Conor Seville put all the Rangers and troopers into a rocket ship and tried to launch him into the sun? What? That never happened. Hello. No, you should read on this, Duncan. He said Owens said that Maple was the one that was trying to put up the most fight in the rocket ship. I don't remember being put in a rocket ship. Duncan, Duncan, we will be here tomorrow and you have to read up on the war in Sandy Shore and we will we will quiz you on it. Hey, Duncan, congratulations. You're the PD liaison. And right now this is your very first meeting. What is what is the first thing you're going to bring up to the city council? We are the we are the city council. I'm I'm Dr. Cantor. Lucas is Chief Justice Crane. Oh, the rest of the council is actually in the back of the room. Who's that? Oh, oh, shit. Oh, how do you know? Sorry. OK, well, I actually do have an idea that was brought to me when we go. Slacks, the idea from slacks, actually. What was that about, Lucas? A minimum wage act where there's a minimum wage that we're allowed to have in order to sustain ourselves and that the budget can't be lowered lower, not budget, but the the pay can't be lowered lower than that. So why given value? Why do we deserve that? All right, it protects us from having our pay lowered so much that we're in debt. OK, but but why? I mean, that's already that's already been established through the means that have been provided to us by the state. You know, I'm mayor now. I'm playing the mayor. OK, the means of that that have been provided to us by the state already have a minimum set forth, and that's the way it is. And that's coming down from the state. So no, I think that act is stupid. And those protections have already been put in place. Now, what do you do? Well, unfortunately, I can't just go and ask the state if that statement is true, so I'm just going to take his word for it. OK, any other questions? I feel like I'm trying in Duncan instead of asking him questions at this point. Well, Barak, what's your what is your chief complaint so far? And you, Barak, you're going to complain about something to the PD liaison. What are you going to complain about? People shut the fuck up if it's out of your control. OK, so that's on God. OK, so I don't want to hear you. Far, far, dead homies. OK, this is giving me spin the block. Is anyone else running for liaison? I thought you you are Cornwood. Oh, yeah. Um, yeah, my vote. I was considering it, but I don't know if I'm going to now. Also, I think it's opportunity. I think I already mentioned it, but I want to say it again because I want to ask the question. Sheriff. Yes. Here. Oh, I think we have everyone here knows deep down inside, inside their soul, that if the general population gets to vote, they're going to see the name Cletus Cornwood and then neurons in their brain will activate and they're just going to vote for them. Why? Because when they look at you, they think sheriff. In fact, when I said sheriff, you stood up and said, yes. I don't want to not run for liaison because the sheriff election might be like next week or the week after because it might not be. And then I didn't run for liaison and then I just disappointed myself. That's my answer to the question of why not both. But if I do get PD liaison, I will not run for sheriff and instead will report a very specific person for sheriff to be determined at a later date. That's officer Wolf Wolf, by the way.