Thinking about seeing Apollo 18, Shark Night 3D, or A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy this weekend? Well, here's the scoop! I'm Jager Weatherby from Wetpaint Entertainment with the lowdown on the hottest movies opening this Friday, September 2nd.
First up, we have outer space adventure Apollo 18. According to NASA, Apollo 17 was the last mission to the moon, but this faux documentary invites you to experience "actual" footage of a secret mission that marked the true end of the moon program. Think Apollo 13 meets Blair Witch. Sexy: Super-scary moments may lead to romantic hand-holding. Not sexy: Gross alien moments will quickly crush any lovey-dovey mood. Verdict: Go see this one, but take the "facts" with a grain of salt.
For a different type of pee-in-your-pants scary, there's Shark Night 3D. When a group of teens head to a lake for the weekend, the party turns into a bloodbath. Because the lake is filled with hundreds of people-eating sharks. The star football player gets his arm bit off, and the gang has to rush him to the hospital, which is — where else? — on the other side of the lake. Sexy: Well it's not, unless you're into shark porn like Chandler on Friends. Not sexy: People who are into shark porn. Verdict: This cheap thriller sounds terrible! But if you do see it, we won't judge.
Last but not least, here's a wholesome choice for the entire family — A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy. In this raunchy comedy, a bunch of thirtysomething friends decide to throw one last mega-party before the host's parents sell off their Hamptons home. Sexy: The title alone offers a little potential here. Not sexy: Depends on the guest list. Verdict: We'll skip this orgy.
Tell us what films you'll be watching this weekend in the comments below... and join us next Thursday for even more movie recommendations! See ya!