 Good morning people of the internet! It is surgery day. I just got out of the shower and I'm rocking my Team No Kids shirt from Kristen. I've got my nightstand all set up and ready. I've got my humidifier. This is an electric blanket that's not on so don't worry. And then I've also got a little fan and my coaster and this is like food ready as I like to call it just in case. But anyways it's pretty early in the morning still. I am gonna be logging in in just a moment and start working because I can basically get almost a half day in because it's like 4 in the morning like 4, 4.45 somewhere in there. But anyway and I do have some work to do so be nice to just get that figured out. And I already have my out of office reply going so people know to not contact me even though I'm kind of online but I'm kind of not. I'm working on a special project anyways. I just want to check in say hello. I'm gonna give the camera over to my mother and she'll probably vlog me in like recovery or something. But yeah that's that's it for the moment and Doyle is contemplating. Come on up. Wow. Yeah so anyway hi buddy. Hi buddy. Oh oh I smell clean. Nice okay um but yeah next time you see me I won't be able to have kids. But Emily how do you feel? I'm excited. Okay let's get this over with. All right she had to take her special shirt off. Yes I did. It's in oh the nurse took it off. Okay all right tell them about your shirt. Well I already talked about it a little bit. Oh oh okay my friend Kristen so sorry. I ate it and I love it so I'll be rocking that later. Okay all right all right well we're just waiting for the medical staff to come back in. Yeah we're gonna hook me up with the the good drugs and all that stuff. Oh you don't have that yet okay. I don't have my ID yet. Okay not yet so all right all right sounds good. We'll both check in later. All right she's got a hat and she's got she's got the I got the things she got the stuff. This thing's gonna stick me in the eye. I know she's got her no more eyeballs in so those things are gonna like blind her but she's gonna be going in a couple of minutes and doing the procedure and getting ready to move on with the rest of the rest of the life. Yeah they're gonna give me a good cocktail. Yeah that's what they said. I promised it's it's gonna be good. Yep I said I like Prosecco and I said okay well we'll do that. So there's been a lot of people in here visiting with her so there'll be a bunch more so yeah but things are things are moving along very much so. All right so see you on the flip side. All right okay bye. So Emily's all done with her procedure and everything went well. Hi. I'm thirsty and I have to pee. She's trying to put her contacts in but getting getting it out of a plastic bag has been it's a she's on a struggle bus right now but she's gonna make it. If you are even trying to do it there you're doing better than and I'm gonna wait till he gets out of that bathroom because that's what I'm doing. I hope it's not turd Ferguson. Oh I don't think I can sit up here. Okay. Nope. I might need a little mirror. Let me see I think you have one. Thank you. Struggle bus. All the more the hot bastard spirits. Yeah this is difficult doing it under anesthesia and yeah well I mean it could wait until you know later on too. I know but everybody looks like blueberries. Well and like Smurf blueberry. Well the Smurf blueberry thing is consider it as part of your surgical oh oh you might have to edit that part out. No. Keep it in. Do you have one in? No. Hey look I'm the same person. Kind of. Oh. Zansphalopane James. Oh man. This is entertaining. Dyches stick into your fingers. I know. She is having so much fun trying to do this. Do you need more gel? No. No. But I need it. You're slipping backwards. The first time I've ever worn contacts before. Awesome. Did you get it? Holy crap. I can see. Well that's bad news. Maybe just half. Okay so here she is. She's in a much better shape now. She's got her eyeballs in so she can see stuff. That was a challenge. Yeah she's gonna get a piece of toast pretty quick and she's moving around pretty well so all in all. It went good. I don't remember playing. A good day at the at the hospital. They're gonna give me all the pain meds. I know. She's got some good stuff but mom is monitoring them so yeah. Oh such a party over. I know. That's why you have that designated adult. Adult? Yes. Are you gonna stay with me the whole time this time? Yes. Is that like last time? Well when you tell me to go away it's been this time to go. Probably. But we'll see. 48 hours this time baby. Yep and they said everything went well. There was no scar tissue so they did everything exactly as planned. So things are good. Yeah. Life is good. Yeah. So we're moving on to the next thing now. Yes. I gotta make an appointment for a couple weeks. Yeah. Follow up. Make sure everything is going good and I have three incisions. Okay. I already felt them. They're small. Okay. So it's like we. Sure. All right. Okay so things are good at the at the hospital and procedure went well. So everybody's happy about that. Yes. I'm very dry. I feel more dry on the inside because they had to like put a tube down my throat. Yep. They put a tube down your throat. I don't remember any of it. And your throat's gonna feel kind of scratchy for a couple days. All the soup. That's right. All the soup. Yeah. All right. Nice. Okay. Good job. Good job. I am home now and the only thing that hurts is my throat really hurts because they had to like I don't know if it's called intubate or whatever but they had to put a tube down my throat. Anyway but I am not super tired but I feel like I'll be tired after this but I am gonna have some of this. This is an Aldi brand. It's the Extra Noodle with Chicken Broth and yeah. I haven't had this before but it was like a dollar for a two-pack and this is just like I mean it's packaged just like the Lipton Extra Noodle which is like I think at my store they're like $2.89 or like $3 or something. So if you're gonna give it a shot, the worst thing that can happen is I don't like it. I just make something else and then I am replenishing with a Gatorade so that's what's going on but my voice is going to be hoarse for the next couple of days. But I've got my little soup packet here and water is thinking about boiling so yeah and then mom's over there eating a salad or attempting to eat a salad. She's thinking about yeah she's she's got to get get in the zone. So anyway figured I'd check in but I'm probably gonna take a nap and I will check in with you guys later. So it's now dinner time and surgery's over. However unfortunately I did have to make a pit stop to the ER. TMI one of my incisions wasn't completely clotted so they just had to do a couple of things to it but it's fine everything's fine. I actually didn't take very long in the ER at all which was awesome but Doyle is begging for food and there's the favorite mama. She is making grilled cheese sandwich because that sounds kind of good and soft enough and then she's gonna have the tomato soup and I'm gonna have this like it's the same thing I had for lunch. It's like that generic Lipton packet thing from Aldi because it's just easy. So yeah that's that's what it is. So that's what we're having for dinners. We stopped we stopped for ice cream. It was really good because Emily's throat is kind of it hurts kind of scratchy and hurting. It's almost like someone shoved a tube down there and then that's exactly what pushed it back up. Yeah shoved it down and then pulled it out. I'm most sore in my throat than anything else like the incisions aren't that bad it just feels like a really bad cut whatever so yeah we had to stop for a cement mixer at Culver and it felt really good it's it's awesome. It was it was tasty. I might need uh you know I might need some more ice cream tomorrow because I was a love girl today. But yeah we're gonna eat all this deliciousness and don't comment on my grilled cheese pan it's it's gross I know but what do you do it's white I can't I can't do it guys I just can't do it and then just doil oh there he is there he is just waiting for the grilled cheese to be done I'm sure yeah yeah that's what you think too cool all right I'll check in with you guys in a little bit so my mom and I have a heated debate going more not heated more I just think she's gonna be a serial killer one day but so cutting your grilled cheese sandwich if you decide to cut your grilled cheese sandwich how do you cut it I just cut it down the center or I'll do like corner to corner or if you have like a little kid you know in quarters or triangles or whatever would you gonna see how my mom cut sandwiches I feel like I have failed her as a daughter so this is the way I cut my sandwiches all the time I know but just all sandwiches just show how you're gonna do it and then people can like voice their opinions in the comments to see like how horrible this is well I like to have my sandwiches cut who does that like this not corner to corner and not straight that's like you're so I don't like it this way I don't like it that way I don't like it that way I like it like this I think she's just having a midlife it's the best it's the best way no it is not it's the worst way I especially like it this way why it just adds I don't know it just adds to the flavor I don't know I always eat my sandwiches like this I think she's a little nuts yeah probably I don't know you're weird well weird is that weird it tell me tell me in the comments if it's weird guys okay all right is it any weirder than separating your food so it doesn't touch no because that's the only way to eat it oh duh right they know that yeah yeah you have to have a separate plate and yeah yeah yeah duh I know oh all right well she's gonna eat her cereal killer sandwich and I have my normal sandwich yeah well hello I am officially team no kids now and uh I am in bed I have my heating pad I just turned it on I got from target so yeah um kind of sucks I had to go back to the ER for my incision issue but thankfully it's not infected or anything and the um the ER doctor that I saw is also a surgeon so he said that um really wouldn't tell if anything is infected for the next like 72 hours so he's like just keep an eye on it and um he got it he got it fixed back up so that's good I'm like out of breath but he's like walking upstairs oh my gosh um I my throat still hurts more than anything um but uh I just took three Advil so hopefully that will help and uh more TMI I stopped or my mom and I I didn't drive don't worry um stopped at Walgreens I got some stool softeners because they um were telling me that like all the meds and stuff I was taking like all the anesthesia and all of that and then the prescription medication that I have um sometimes like back you up so I got some stool softeners so I put that in my pill regime for the next couple of days so hopefully that'll help and um yeah I think I'm just gonna sit here with the heating pad on and go on the internets maybe watch a little youtube or something I'm not in the mood to edit so I'm not gonna do that and then um my plan is I have a big project at work um tomorrow or anytime really it doesn't require a lot of brain power so I'm gonna do that but I know today's the last day of vlogtober um but I'm gonna keep you guys posted on like social and all that and hopefully this weekend if I'm feeling better I will probably have a plethora of the rest of the vlogtober is up for you guys but yeah I am glad that this happened I am so happy and um I think I said this before in the vlog but I've been like waiting for almost a decade for doctors and surgeons to take me seriously when I said I don't want kids and I'd like to completely prevent it 100% and have surgery you know being turned away at 31 years old because I was actually engaged at the time but I wasn't married and I had had no other kids or any previous pregnancies you just felt like for me I felt just like really defeated like I couldn't make decisions about my own body which made me really upset clearly um and don't get me wrong like I love kids I just don't want any for me and the funny thing is like I always felt that way there was a time I think I've said this before but there was a time in my like mid 20s where I was dating somebody that really wanted kids and we had mutual friends that were getting married and having kids and all of that and I thought well maybe it was like 26 or something 27 and I said well maybe it has said to myself well maybe I just haven't like felt that urge yet you know and um as soon as our like mutual friends started having kids and getting married and everything I was like oh no I don't want this for myself it was like more of a validation that this wasn't the path for me um that's one of the many reasons we broke up but um you know I wanted him to be happy I wanted him to have kids and all that and now he has two um amazing daughters so that's awesome for him um but anyways but yeah I've I've known my whole life I've known since I was a little kid that I didn't want any but um the other benefit to it is this is gonna hopefully help with my migraines which will be great my migraines are hormonal so um I'll have a better treatment plan with my general doctor about my migraine problems so but that will be later on down the road once I heal and once all my stomach issues get taken care of so it's probably gonna be like next year unfortunately but you know you gotta take care of the bigger problems first so anyway I think I've rambled on a little too much Doyle is down there somewhere I don't think you can see him I don't know got my little setup over there and um anyway I'm gonna go and thanks for hanging out with me in vlogtober I really appreciate it I'll be back with more regular content videos very very soon and um I'll just I'll just see you soon all right thanks for watching bye guys well folks it's time to kick it old school so you can feel cool