How To Bake Bread - A Song - The Bread Song

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LYRICS!

For this you'll need:
500 grams of strong white flour
Teaspoon o' salt
Teaspoon o' yeast

350 ml of warm water
Just tip it in
Mix it all about

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And you're making bread
Get's you fed
Here's what you should do
With that yeasty goo

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You need to push it
You need to stretch it
You need to roll it
And never forget it

You need to knead it
Knead it with a "K" though
For at least 10 minutes
Unless you're a pro

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Now you're making bread
That's what I said
Gets you fed
But you know what bread is

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Cover and put it in the airing cupboard
But don't forget it, in an hour you've gotta go back and get it

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You're nearly done
Just Knock it back
knock the air right out
Roll it up real tight
Make it a ball

Now cover it again
Back in the cupboard
And like Lord Jesus
Let it Rise Again

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Now dust it
With Flour
And bake for half
An hour

You just made bread
Yeah Bread
It's Bread!
Yeah Bread

It's bread etc...

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