 Charles, sure you don't have COVID, you got a dry cough, you got a fever, you look so tired. Yeah, but I haven't lost my taste. The taste is the main thing. I haven't lost my, I mean, this water. Is that water? It tastes great. I would highly recommend this mountain-aged aquatic palate pleaser brought to you from the Swiss Alps by Mountain Dogs. I'll just have water. That's what I just said. Business! Would you like some silk blankets, maybe a pillow? Also, your seat can be angled all the way down like a bed. Economy. I'm very cold. So? Get in. Thanks. Not you. Why? You don't look douchey enough. Ta-da. Just, I keep telling you, keep telling you. Color up. Okay, this hair down, down, down, down, down, down. Can you just give me back the money that you didn't borrow? Sure, here it is not. There. Simple, elegant, girls like that. Whose funeral are you going to? We have one movie, Jaws. Oh, classic. Jaws part four. Ow. In Chinese. Of course. But subtitled, in Cantonese. Why? Hey, I saw your profile picture and I gotta say, you're cute. Thanks to the filter you used. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. What? This was your captain speaking? He spoke, didn't he? What else do you want? This was your captain speaking? He spoke. Can you explain that sneeze? I'm allergic to sneezing. Huh? Yeah, every time I sneeze, it makes me sneeze. It's the most powerful iPhone yet. Again. About to win. What did you pause? Huh? What? I did not. I'll tell you what, let's restart the game. We start, start over. Okay. Are you ready for this? Don't you stop, huh? I think we should return this. It's defective. It's only making you win. Unlike it. Welcome aboard. Are you a pilot? No. Are you a pilot? No. Are you a pilot? No. Hey, you're looking really nice. Hey, sorry I'm late, which means I have to leave late. I have to make sure I leave late. Too loud, way too loud. Hey! Too perverted. Hey! Too intimidating. Hey! Too soon. That is bad customer service. Bad, bad, bad. Bad customer service. Bad customer service. That is bad. That's it of good. Bad. I can speak English. Worst. Twat. This is mommy and this is daddy. When they met, they knew they were meant for each other and they fell in love. And after that, they got married. They fused together and they got you. You came to the world. Yeah. And then your parents got a divorce. Okay. They got a divorce. All right. Stay cheeky. Hey, this is my girlfriend calling me. This is my girlfriend calling me. Hello, honey. Babe, but a bit. Girlfriend, how are you? She took you about three seconds to answer this question. You are doing great. She says she's doing great. I didn't ask. So when can we see each other in a believable location? Today? Oh, well, that's great. Amazing. Bye. You didn't even ask when or where you're going to meet her. This is private information. Life is dramatically better when the phone is turned off. The battery lasts forever. So we'll have these smoked salmon with champagne. Did you get the order? Yeah. Is everything okay? My ex is on a date over there. I'm trying to eavesdrop. But go ahead, order. But don't use any words, please. Okay. I hope you got the order. Cool. Cool. Okay. Champagne, medium rare. Okay. Calculate trajectory of the spaceship from Earth to Moon. It's too far. Oh, it's her. Whoa. If only you could see what she sent me. Wow. If only you could see what she sent me. No, no. Give it back. Give it back. Your package has been successfully delivered from someone called Amazon. Are you sure it's your girlfriend? Amazon. That's her name. Okay. That's her name. She's a delivery person. She delivers stuff. This is a great alibi. You have nothing against me now. Amazon. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I take things very far. Wow. What is needed to fly a plane 20,000 feet in the air? A pilot's license. See, that's somebody I would divorce. Oh, if I may. Oh, did I tell you? My girlfriend, the one I live with, she has COVID. What? Yeah. Why didn't you tell me? I would have said no to us hanging out. Exactly. If she was a test, I would fail. When was Hitler born when the teacher gave birth to him? Would it be possible to upgrade? Sure. Let me ask. Hey, everybody, there's a passenger here who paid the same price as you did and he would like a taste of richness. What do you think? No. Sorry. In economy, there's democracy. You're looking at my screen. Stop looking at my screen. Stop looking at my screen. No. Stop looking at my screen. I need to look at my screen. Look up here. Now, don't you tell me that I can see your screen. Man, I seldom trust you, though. Here. Now, each of us will have his hat. The TV's about to go black. What? How did you? You're cheating. I saw. See, this is the perfect woman. I don't like that. There's no fight otherwise. Talk to her like she's your girlfriend. It'll make her comfortable. So I pretend like we've known each other for many years and that we're madly in love. Okay, okay. Wait, wait. She's my girlfriend. Hey, you said you would do the dishes. I am fed up with doing everything here. You better say something right now. All this is over. Oh, and the toilet seat. Don't even get me started on the toilet seat. Explain the concept of time zones. I answered that yesterday. I'm not feeling well. Are you all right? Oh, it's a stroke for sure. Oh, jeez. Speaking of which, do you have money for the hospital? Yeah, sure. Because I need a VIP hospital room. I need, you know, limo ambulance, champagne anesthesia, smoked salmon blankets, which is comfortable. And I need something for my heart. A new one. Yeah. The point is, get off my back. Literally, get off my back. And would you mind using this controller? Because this one's mine. But this one is old and broken. Also, it's supposed to have like long wires, but you clearly cut them off. Also, this is a TV remote, isn't it? No. Business! Thank you very much for fighting with us, sir. I will see you tonight when my rich person business meeting is done. I'm so rich. Economy! Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, come on, bye.