 Cole Calhoun had some fun on the base paths yesterday. This one's brought to you by DraftKings. He's got a 1-1 count. There's a runner on first. Flips that over to Daniel Murphy. He bobbles it a little bit. They can't turn two, so it's a fielder's choice. Cole's not that happy. Johnny Galecki's not that happy. Come on, thinking about that. If he didn't bobble it there, would have been out. A double play. Hopefully he gets a chance to redeem himself. Nope. Fly ball for out number two from Marte. Flies out to left, and here's where it gets fun. They throw back to first to check on him. Daniel Murphy botches it, and it goes into right field. Oh, wait. Tony Walters is right there, perfectly backing up the throw from left field to first base. It's just professional catcher. He pumps fakes, drops it himself, little bouncy ball, gets it back up. Now he's got to throw it to second. They got him dead to right, and bam, head shot. Right there. Did Calhoun poke his head out? You betcha. He slows his feet, he sizes it up, and bam, right to the head. Gets his happy Gilmore on. Oh god, I hurt a little bit. I'm all right. Just a great play. No, he gets called out because the umpires were like, illegal. Can't do that. It was so obvious you stepped into that you timed it up. His manager, he walked off so casually. Like, yeah, okay, you got me. My bad. His manager can't believe that they called him out on that. He's like, what? Are you kidding me? There's no way he could have seen that coming. He didn't do that. You fuck that up, and you know it. You fuck that up, and you know it. And then his mask is given one fix of the mask. It's just given him all, well, two fixes of the mask, given him all, three fixes of the mask, given him all sorts of, four fixes of the mask, given him all sorts of problems. Can't stay up. Oh, another fix. Another fix. The master's isn't working out, Tori. You got to get a new mask. Finally, he's like, you're right. He rips out. God fucking damn it. He's upset. So that's a whole wild one minute of baseball. This one was brought to you by DraftKings. Download the app. Go pick up Cole Calhoun. He's got eight home runs on the year. All the other numbers aren't fantastic, but he hit a homer in this game. So just grab him. Use promo code Johnboy on DraftKings. Grab Cole Calhoun, because he's kind of like Twitter from varsity blues. And we like that. Oh, God, I felt good. Yeah.