Know Your: Ages of Consent! (Full Version)





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Uploaded on Aug 28, 2010

*Because he is speaking to a room full of high school students, Uncle Merv's handy song is based on each state's lowest possible age of consent, many of which are based on legal loopholes called "close-in-age exemptions." Be sure to brush up on your local statues before trying this at home. Thanks Uncle Merv!

Jablonski/Uncle Merv - Ryan Hunter
Teacher - Quin Gordon
Students - Dane DeHaan, Anna Wood, Caitlin Hill, Sarah Austin, Nick Kowalczyk
Cop - Jesse Patch
State Senators - Aaron Gaines, Ethan Van Duzer, Dominik Rothbard

Pastor Bob - Ryan Hunter
Scoutmaster Steve - Jonny Gillette
Senator Stan - Taige Jensen
Trucker Ted - Dave Powell
Herman the German - Will Connell
Dandy Donald - Neal Bledsoe
Sex-Change Sam - Maggie Ross
Professor Chester - Ryan Hall

Writing, Directing, Music, Post-Production - Ryan Hunter
Camera, Additional Compositing - Taige Jensen
Wardrobe - Ryan Hall
Special Thanks - Jesse Patch, Taige Jensen, Dallas Jensen, Todd Schaeffer, Dylan Steinberg, Jenn Lyon, Yahea Abdulla

Inspired by the song "Wakko's America" from the show Animaniacs.

POYKPAC FUN FACT #1: This video represents a full reunion of the cast of GristleMania '87!

POYKPAC FUN FACT #2: It also features the return of characters from "Pastor Bob & Billy," "POYKPAC Asks," and "'Llectuals."

Business inquiries: emails@POYKPAC.com

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