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That's par k a y Park a margarine made by craft Well, it's Saturday night in the great Gilder sleeve has been double-dating with his niece Marjorie and her betrothed Bronco Thompson The water commissioner is happiest when he's with his nearest and dearest And he's in the back nearest his dearest It's been a nice evening Catherine Yes, I hate to see it and look up in front Marjorie and Bronco forgotten were here When I was a boy, I never set that close to a girl in a car. You didn't know the gear shift was always in the way I envy Marjorie and Bronco They're so in love with a honeymoon just around the corner. Yeah, and a new Hudson to turn the corner in Ask them to get some music on the radio throughout Martin good idea Bronco Oh Bronco There are a million miles away. They are Bronco. Oh, did you call me mr. Gilder sleeve? Oh my goodness What do you want? How about turning on the radio? We'll all sing I'll turn on the radio, but I can't sing mr. Gilder sleeve. Yes, he can on key Bronco has a nice voice. Oh Marge. Oh There's no tomorrow. I love that. Yeah me too Now is forever When love is true finish it Bronco. Well So kiss me and Hold me tight There's no tomorrow. He finished it. Gosh, wasn't that terrible? Maybe I'd better take it Bronco never send a boy to do a man's work There's no of his new love is true. Beautiful So kiss me. There's no tomorrow. There's just tonight Nightclub nightclub sure like Tony Martin. No Bronco Here's your house miss Milford. Shall I let you out first? Please Bronco nice having you with us miss Milford. Yeah, nice Thank you, Marjorie. I had a wonderful evening Bronco. Good night miss Milford. Good night. I'll be back in a minute children So kiss me Catherine yes Oh Martin not here at the door they'd see us. Well, he wouldn't see us. We got on the other side of the door Besides I can't invite you in mother has a bow. Oh, that's a bow your mother Mm-hmm a mr. Oberdorf from Idaho. Oh She met him at a square dance. They're too cute for words. Yeah, I'll bet Well, you mind if I shake your hand Not at all. Hmm. What a way to say good night Hi George nice to have been out with you and Marjorie tonight Bronco. We were glad to have you mr. Giller sleeve. Oh still a little chilly out. I didn't notice it. No, I guess you didn't you didn't notice anything but me Did you Bronco baby? What a baby six foot two and eyes of blue Take Bronco into the parlor while I go make some hot chocolate. I'll be right with you. That tastes good Come along, baby. Yeah, I mean Bronco. Oh Marjorie's a great little girl mr. Gildersleeve a great little girl. Well, she thinks you're pretty nice too Bronco I'm glad to see you too so much in love. Yes, sir. Love is great really great I can hardly wait until May 10th. Yeah, you know Bronco. I'm very proud of you and Marjorie You're the happiest two people I know Mr. Gildersleeve You're not happy. Are you what have you ever thought about getting married and being happy me? Think what a different man. You'd be if you were married to a woman Miss Milford for example now. Wait a minute Bronco mr. Gildersleeve marriage is a wonderful institution. How do you know you haven't been committed yet? No, sir, but I'm sold on the idea. Yeah, I can see that There's more to life than just living a very profound statement living alone I mean mr. Gildersleeve it was not intended for man to live alone Man is not a solitary creature. Oh Sit down mr. Gildersleeve. I want to talk to you. Yes. There are some things I think you ought to know about life now Bronco if this has anything to do with the birds and bees I know all about them Talk about you ready in a few minutes. Have you two found anything interesting to talk about? No I've been trying to talk your uncle into getting married. Oh, I think it's a wonderful idea, unki Marjorie You've been single too long. Yes, mr. Gildersleeve. It's later than you think you said it 1230 and I'm going to bed. Good night Why is it when two people are about to get married they always try to hook somebody else No, I don't think I'll get to sleep for quite a while. Oh, may I come in? Yes, my dear come in. I'm just reading Oh, what you're eating, unki live alone and like it Bronco and I didn't mean to chase you out of the living room. That's all right But really uncle mort I've worried a lot about how you'll get along when I leave Well, that's nice of you marjorie But I'd feel a lot better if you had a good wife to take care of you marjorie. Let's not get carried away You don't decide to take a wife the way you go down and buy a cigar Besides there are other people around here to consider Little leroy would never accept another woman in this house And birdie wouldn't like anybody puttering around her kitchen uncle mort you're just making excuses. All right, but look me in the eye Now tell me honestly Wouldn't you like to have a pretty girl like miss milford? Welcome your home from the office and get your slippers and kiss your cares away Hmm wouldn't be bad Good morning birdie I didn't sleep very well somebody put a bug in my ear come again You'd kept buzzing all night. What'd you say? Never mind birdie. Yes, sir I'll get you breakfast, miss. Yes Hi, uncle leroy quiet you wake up marjorie. Isn't she up yet? No, and she needs her beauty sleep my boy Oh for corn sake She's lovely. She's engaged. She needs her beauty sleep. No, leroy. Why does she need beauty sleep? She's already got them hooked Leroy, let's be a bit considerate. We won't have marjorie very much longer, you know Yeah Guy's gonna seem funnier out here without marge. Yeah, we're gonna miss her my boy That'll be just you and me and birdie Hey, uncle. Why don't you get a rumor a rumor? Well marjorie and i were talking about that last night after a fashion That'll be keen Leroy You wouldn't want miss milford. I mean the rumor living here. Would you why not? What's this about miss milford? Well, my boy, you wouldn't want her to come to live with us. Would you oh boy, would I She's a nurse. She could sign all my six lips and get me out of school This sounds much too good there must be something wrong with this arrangement Yeah, I thought I might as well finish up the eggs in the pancakes and the bacon. Yes, sir Fine breakfast birdie. Thank you, sir. Um miss gillsley. Yes, birdie. What's this rumor? I hear about a rumor Well Really nothing too at birdie marjorie just seemed to think after she leaves We should invite somebody to join our little family. Yes, sir Leroy says that somebody live be miss milford. He did a That's the strangest way I ever heard of to get a rumor mariam Birdie, I haven't said anything about getting married You wouldn't want somebody else puttering around your kitchen. Who said I would but birdie's pretty big But there's room in her kitchen for a nice girl like miss milford I'd put the welcome mat right at the kitchen door. Well birdie. Yes, birdie likes that kind of helping She put the welcome mat right at the kitchen door. All right miss gillsley, you know what birdie do if you married miss milford Yes, birdie. That's right birdie put the welcome mat right at the kitchen door I think I'll take to my couch I don't know why but I've got the feeling people are trying to push me into something Feels good. Hmm cobwebs on the ceiling All this talk about marital bliss those vine-covered cottages have a lot of thorns too Didn't get nearly enough sleep last night ate too much breakfast too wonder if catherine would get my slippers Hope the little wife has dinner ready catherine. I'm home Morton, baby, baby Go right into the living room and take off your shoes. I have your slippers ready. You have you must be awfully tired Sit down, baby Now sit here on the arm of your chair and run my fingers through your hair Feels good You don't mind waiting a while for dinner, do you? Nah, just had a lot of bacon and eggs This is a lie Did my water commissioner have a busy day at the office? Yeah turning it on and cutting it off all day Oh my poor boy, you have a big worry wrinkle across your forehead Let catherine kiss your cares away Glad I came home early Catherine yes, baby. There's another wrinkle under my nose. I'll kiss that away too What's that what you for mr. Gillsley birdie. What happened you fell off the couch. I did you was dreaming Yeah, I guess I was you believe in dreams, mr. Gillsley Well, not ordinarily birdie, but by George. I believe in that one back to the great gilder sleeve and his plans in just a minute Now here's the news about gildy's blade park a margarine's record-smashing bargain offer You've never had a chance to buy a kitchen implement like this before it's new Really new invented by the great gilder sleeve himself It's more than a knife more than a spatula. It's two fine kitchen knives and a spatula all in one That's right. Basically this knife spatula of gildy's is a big flat flexible blade of mirror finish stainless spring steel An inch and a quarter wide seven inches long it's set in a polished imported rosewood handle Almost five inches long overall length is just under a foot about the length of your favorite bread knife Now one edge of gildy's blade is a lifetime serrated edge that never needs sharpening That makes this knife spatula a superb knife for slicing bread cake fruits vegetables Anything you want to slice without crushing and the other edge of the blade is hand honed razor keen straight edged A big all-purpose knife for any kind of cutting and slicing Yes, two edges for the same blade two fine kitchen knives in one and then in addition The wide flat springy blade is spatula shaped turns pancakes fried eggs fried potatoes scrapes mixes and that makes three implements in one two fine kitchen knives and a spatula all in one handle Of course, you'll want one if you could buy one in the store it would have to cost at least two dollars But you can have this wonderful knife spatula called gildy's blade manufactured especially for gildish leave by klan famous makers of fine cutlery You can have it for only 50 cents plus the red end flap of a package of parquet margarine and the label or wrapper from any loaf of Bread your grosser cells in some states you may have to use the side panel of the parquet carton That shows the four yellow quarters now remember just send your half dollar the red end flap or side panel from a parquet package and your bread label or wrapper to craft foods company box 5939 chicago 77 illinois That's the full address craft foods company box 5939 chicago 77 illinois be sure to include your own name and address for return mailing And get your order in promptly this offer is for a limited time only Let's get back to the great gildish sleeve on sunday He decided that if marriage is good enough for margarine bronco, it's good enough for him He's of the same opinion on monday morning Well children, I guess I'll be off to the office. Don't you want the morning mail, uncle? Oh, yes. Where is it? I put it in your hat Oh, glad you told me it might have worn the mail to work Let's see what we have here Well our easter seals to help the crippled children. Oh, let's see what they're like this year I've seen them there's a picture of a little kid getting well and throwing his crutches away Well, that's what happens when everybody buys easter seals lee roy That's where the money comes from to help handicapped children I think I'll get some more to put on all my water bills. Gee. That's a wonderful idea, uncle Yeah, here's another letter for mr. Throckmorton p. Gilles leave I wonder how it would be to get letters addressed to mr. And mrs. Throckmorton p. Gilles leave What's this uncle mark? Well, my dear, you gave me a lot to think about the other night. Oh, anki. You're getting married is just an idle dream Nothing very idle about the one I had What's this about getting married out? I thought we were just getting on rumor. Well, my boy. There's nothing like killing two birds Yeah, but getting married that makes you the pigeon And I'll see you tonight round eight katherine Just thought I'd give you a buzz from the office. Well, bessie is out for a malt Been thinking about you quite a bit over the weekend I got something important to talk to you about now. I'll tell you tonight and make it 7 30, huh? Goodbye Is the water commissioner in? Oh, hello judge. Who'd you have on the phone gilding? Oh for I was just talking to one of our better customers judge Uh-huh. That's the way you talk to all your customers Goodbye Nosey old goat judge someday you're going to get your chin whiskers caught in a keyhole Now I know that how are lee ryan margaret fine fine. How are the plans for the wedding? Well, I haven't proposed yet. I mean You mean margaret's wedding What's this my friend? Nothing judge is the custodian of the reservoir going to jump off the deep end Deep end judges nothing wrong with getting married. Why of course not I think you and miss milford would make a handsome couple my blessings on you both now. Wait a minute Let's not play the wedding march yet. I haven't made up my mind What is your mind have to do with it gilding? What what's the woman who decides to get married? Then all she has to do is make the man think that it's his idea Oh, is that so? I don't blame her for wanting to exchange her nurses cap for a big fat meal ticket Watch it hooker and don't speak so disparagingly of marriage. Well, I don't mean it that way gilding In fact, I'd like to perform your ceremony free of charge. You will yes, sir. You need the money more than I will Nice evening I think I'll stop at peeveys and pick up a box of candy I'm not going to let what the judge said influence me a bit He's just sour because he doesn't have a wife to support Hello peevee What can I do for you this evening? I'd like a little candy peevee Well, we just opened a carton of assorted gum drops gum drops This is for a lady peevee. Well, missus peevee is a lady and she eats gum drops all the time Delighted to hear it peevee. Yeah, gummi are the better. Yeah Peevee, let's drop the gum drops on a nice box of chocolates. Oh, courting candy Well, that's the idea by the way, how is miss milford fine peevee. In fact, I think she's very fine. Well, that's fine Peevee, you're an old friend of mine. What would you say if I told you I'm thinking of getting married? No, I wouldn't know what to say Marriage is in the air peevee. I hadn't noticed Marjorie and bronco are getting married in May. I thought kath and I might make it a double wedding What do you think of my idea? Was it yours? Why certainly well, I never give advice about marriage But my father used to say when a man thinks you're getting married. He should stop look and listen Peevee getting married isn't like crossing a railroad track. No, I don't know If more men had stopped and looked they wouldn't be listening so much today Oh My goodness peevee, you talk like judge hooker. No, what did the judge have to say on the subject? Well, he seemed to think I was falling into trap Well, I don't feel that way You didn't feel that way. Did you peevee? No, I didn't suspect a thing What I went into the parlor one night with a box of candy I noticed the lamp was low and smelled some incense burning go on peevee That's all I remember Well, peevee, I don't have to worry. There's nobody out to trap me. Well, no, I wouldn't say that Hooker and peevee are all wrong about this That sweet little Catherine wouldn't set a trap for me She's a registered nurse. That would be unethical Oh Beautiful Katie. That's pretty Wonder why she doesn't answer the door Where are you? Oh, hello Catherine. Yeah, it's me. I mean I Just walk in. All right. I'll be dressed in a minute. I'll be waiting on the love seat Yeah Beautiful What's that Incense Look at the lamps they're turned down low with pink bulbs Catherine never turned the lights down before she likes it light like an operating room What's this a book of portuguese love sonnets Mm-hmm a man trap if I ever saw one Imagine Catherine setting a snare for me. I'm getting out of here. I'll just sneak right out drop more Where are you going going? Oh, I'm going out to get a drink of water outside. Well, I'm the water commissioner You know always carry a canteen in the car Don't be silly. I'll get you a cool drink from the kitchen. No, thanks. No favors Throckmorton, why are you behaving so strangely tonight? Me? Come here. I want to talk to you. Yeah, I can see that Let's sit here on the love seat. Uh-uh What I'll sit over here by the window Little stuffy in here with that incense burning Oh, oh, well, that's what I want to talk to you about. Yeah, well, I'm listening I'm stopping and looking too Throckmorton, I don't know how to ask you this but Well After a woman reaches a certain age Do you think she's justified in taking the initiative initiative? You mean toward marriage. That's what I thought you meant Mother seems to think it entirely proper, but I'm not so sure How do you feel? I feel sick Oh, I'm sorry. Well, let's get out of here and go to a movie. I can't stand that horrible incense either You can't But didn't you set the trap? I mean like the incense Of course not Mother did she did. Well, that's what I was trying to tell you She simply adores this mr. Oberdorf. Oh, yes, mr. Oberdorf A friend from Idaho whom did you think I was talking about? Frankly, I didn't have the biggest idea Come on Catherine. Let's stoke up the incense burner and leave I'll blow on it Look at it smoke now. What a sneaky thing to do to mr. Oberdorf Yeah We'll hear from the great gilders leave again very shortly Don't forget parquet margarine is all ready to mail you the handiest kitchen implement you ever used Gildes blade that wonderful double-edged knife spatula that you can have for only 50 cents and the red Enflap of a package of parquet margarine Plus the label or wrapper of any loaf of bread you buy at your grocers In some states remember instead of the red enflap You may have to use the side panel from the new parquet carton that shows the four yellow quarters Send your half dollar your parquet red enflap or side panel and your bread label or wrapper to craft foods company box 5939 chicago 77 illinois. That's craft foods company box 5939 chicago 77 illinois Include your own name and address send for your gildes blade tomorrow This is your old friend the water commissioner again You know folks this week marks the 38th anniversary of the girls scouts and the 40th anniversary of the campfire girls Two fine worthy organizations. Here's wishing them both many happy returns of the day. Hello girls. Good night everybody The great gilders leave is played by harold perry the show was written by paul west john elliott and andy white with music by jack neacon Included in the cast are walter tedly mary lee rob lillian randolph kathy lewis dick crena earl ross And dick leg ram This is john heaston saying good night for the craft foods company Makers of the famous line of craft quality food products. 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