 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. Yeah, shawlamainthegod, Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant. Idiot's podcast and the day show is bought to you by Squarespace from websites and online stores. The marketing tools and analytics. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business. There are no hidden fees or price hikes in all websites to optimize for mobile. And it's so simple. Start with a design template and use drag and drop tools to make it your own. Head to squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Let's start this show. First Brilliant Idiots of the New Year. We back. 2022. We back. As they say in Baltimore. Why did you say two like that? Because you learned to talk it to the microphone. Well, it's just, I got it. That's Nila. Why did you say two like that? 2022. Big Wax is here. Yo. Doodoo Herm. I don't know nothing. Happy New Year's. Happy married man, Andrew Shote. We out here, baby. We out here. Happy married man. Last time we saw Andrew was at his wedding. Yes. Then spent the next two weeks dealing with COVID. Super spreader of death, baby. We had two. We went to two super spreader of events back to back. The God's On This True Holiday Party was a super spreader of it. Oh, right? That's what I got hit. Really? I got hit right before that, yeah. So that was right before my wedding. Damn. So you probably brought COVID to my wedding. No, no, no, no. I was done. I was done. My friends and family. I was actually done. Huh? I was done. What do you mean? He caught COVID before this. Oh, you caught COVID before all of this shit. Yeah. I'm five weeks in. Oh, okay. Now you're good then. I don't know when I caught it. I caught it between Thursday and Saturday though. I caught it between the God's On This True Christmas party and Andrew's Showtime's wedding. Yeah, I remember messaging you. Well, Carla wasn't at the God's On This True thing. And she caught it. She got it too? Oh, man. Oh, so she was at the wedding. I had to do daddy duty. That's not cool with a fucking table model. God forbid you be a father. God forbid you be a father. This is fucking true. This is fucking true. What do you mean? I was by myself. This girl got COVID. I had to take care of my son. I'm in her babysit mode. I'm in her babysit mode. Shit. 2022 sucks. It started off like that. It started off like that. Y'all had to wake him up. I had to change his pamphlet. I had to give him a bottle. Wow. I had to play with him. Wow. Wow, dad. What else? Dad's at home. You supposed to. At that age, too. No, no. I'm not supposed to do at that age. I'll take care of my kids. Maybe like two years old, then I could start really coming in. Man, why? What's starting out? Right now, it's hard. It is. That's why you gotta appreciate women. I do. I told her so much. I appreciate it. You did? Yep. Yeah. So you know what I did? I didn't get her a Christmas present. That's what's up? Yeah, you gave her COVID. No. Some rest and relaxation. She don't know that I know that it's like the three kings thing that, you know, Alice gotta go through is like three kings. I got a manger and I got a bunch of hay I'm about to put inside of the house for the horses and stuff. OK. And then I have the three presents for her. Oh. For the three kings. Explain this to me, because I thought it was the Latin kings that deployed. Yeah, me, too. I'm more of that ray. It's Puerto Rican Christmas. It's Puerto Rican Christmas. I'll tell you it help us explain what the three kings is, because he said he gotta do it, too. So y'all celebrate the birth of Jesus? It's just another day to give. They celebrate the birth of Jesus. It's just a carpentry. Boy, I gotta do it. Thank you, God, for giving up this womb and giving up these nails to make so many things for people. Thank you, God. So are you going to feed the horses, too, or the camel? No, I don't do none of that shit. No? No, it's just another day to give more gifts, three more gifts. That's it. Oh, you said horses and camels. Puerto Rican's don't got horses, bro. She told me you got to put the hay and a little manger so the horses come by and eat. They have three gifts and they help me out. It's not like y'all celebrate the birth of Jesus. Look, I don't know all that. So what do you know about it? Why are you celebrating? We just give three gifts. That's it. Three more gifts. Bro, I've never heard of three kings. So you do Christmas as well? Yeah. Wow. And then when is three kings? That's today. Tomorrow. You said it's 8th to 6th. That's the 6th. That's one of my favorite days, January 6th. Not today. Oh, Lord. Well, by the time the podcast come out, today's the 5th. Oh, Jesus Christ. Coming out January 6th. I'd never heard this. I fucked up again. I heard Wax saying this shit the day. I was like, Wax is really Puerto Rican, bro. Yeah, man. I mean, I'm doing a lot of Puerto Rican stuff. You're adopting your wife's culture, man. You're supposed to do that. Thanksgiving was like a bunch of rice and empanadas and tacos. You're Thanksgiving? Yeah, it wasn't like the stuffing and all that. But there's no balance? No. Puerto Rican's not the tacos, bro. I had the eggs with the yellow stuff in it. Yoke? No, no. No, no eggs. Yo, I had those stuff. That's like a Thanksgiving thing to do. Deviled eggs on Jesus's birthday. Wow. Come on, yo. Wow. Your culture. I ain't got nothing to do with that part. Ain't Carla after Latino, though? What does that mean? Black and Puerto Rican. Yeah, where's the black part? So what is Puerto Rican's? He's talking about Mongo. Oh, yeah. Mongo? I don't even like saying that word. That sound racist as fuck. He's talking about Devil Eggs. I thought Mongo was a bike. Yeah. Oh, Mongo's. Yeah, the Mongo's is a bike. That's not Spanish, dude. What you mean it's not Spanish? Devil Eggs. Everybody has Devil Eggs. That's some white shit. But it's also not the kids over here. It's not white, bro. Hold on. I'm going to fix the mics for everybody here. Keep going. I didn't know what was going on. I thought that was the way it was supposed to be. Yeah, me too. I kind of fixed my model a little bit. His neck does like this. Nah, I'm sorry. That's the reason why that was on the ground because I need to fix it, yeah. I did not know. I'm going to just pick it up. So there is no tradition to the Three Kings shit. Alex, there is bullshit. No, no, no. What he's saying, there's a lot of extra shit you're supposed to do during that holiday. But it's really just another. Who are the Three Kings? Because I thought it was Dr. Dre and Jay-Z. They had a ring called Three Kings. Who are the Three Kings? I mean, I'm not too familiar with that. What are you guys getting mad at you right now? I know, yeah. Why? Because you're playing around. They should be mad at y'all for not explaining it right. He's real Puerto Rican. I'm like. I'm mad, I'm mad. I just got to know the gift part. That's all I got to know. Who are the Three Kings? Who are the Three Kings? I thought when Jesus was born, Three Kings came over and gave him some gifts or something like that. I thought it was three wise men. I think they call him Three Kings. Oh, so y'all celebrated Three Kings and not Jesus. I mean, them coming over to bring him gifts. Yeah. So everybody is celebrated. Yeah. Jesus is celebrated as well as the people who saw Jesus. Yeah. Got you, got you, got you. I don't know anything about it. No, I was asking. I don't know. Puerto Rican's like to party, bro. I'm like. Word. They like to party. That's just what it is. They loud. They have more holidays than us. Say what? They loud. They loud. It's loud Christmas. So basically you started making coquito around Thanksgiving. You make a lot of it. It's not all gone by Christmas. So you extend the holiday season into the Three Kings thing. Yeah. And they're excited. They're fucking all into it. Bro, they were the ones who stormed the capital. It's on January 6th. No, no, no. And they were the ones who inspired those fucking Puerto Ricans, bro. They was. We going to tear our country back. We going to take it back, bro. Who? Let's go. Who? We taking it back, bro. Yo, who are the Three Kings? No, you and your daddy is a pastor. God bless the dead. Why your girl got more kings than you, yo? You're the king. Listen, listen, I just, listen. How you a VK and don't know who the Three Kings are? I played the music at a church. I played my part. OK. You know what I'm saying? Just like in a business, you got people who do the paperwork. You got people who do the hard work. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? In a church, I wasn't really, I know the word and I know how to receive the blessings from the word. But I don't know how to cook the food. I'm not going to eat it. And I know how to get the filling off of it. Yeah. Oh, wow. I know how to get the filling off to eat the food and stuff. But I don't know how to actually cook it that well. You know how to receive the blessing. That's what you just say. Oh, man, all day. I get that music and play all day. Even if I got to clean the church after, I know how to receive my blessings. Ah, OK. I got you. Well, salute to all the Puerto Ricans out there. We don't mean to disrespect your holiday. We just. Happy Three Kings Day. That's all. Happy Three Kings Day. I've never heard of it, you know. So let me talk. Thank you, guys. Thank you. You don't have no real Puerto Ricans in the room. Yeah. We got semi Puerto Ricans. We got semi Puerto Ricans in the room. Wax doing his damn best. I'm doing better than him. I know more. I know more. Wax doing better than Alex. Well, Alex never asks a single question about his culture to his mom. Three Kings. All right. All I know, all I need to know is his presence. That's it. That's it. Three presence. That's it. So you fucking know. Is it something like you give to a Puerto Rican woman in these days? Like, it's like a scarf or one of them things that they. I had no idea what you're talking about, sir. What the fuck are you getting all these years? Puerto Rican uses carf wax. I don't know. I see a lot of scars. Yeah, like hair. Like, like it's like Frankies and a lot of Frankies wear like scarves. What is Frankies? Like, that's their name. There's a lot of Frankies. What? You know, like Italians, a lot of Marias. Italians, a lot of Marias and Italians, right? Yeah. It's always a Maria. And a lot of Frankies. There's a lot of Frankies. I never even heard of fucking Alex in fucking this guy talking about it. I have no idea, man. What Puerto Rican mom is naming that guy? By the way, Frank. One of the most famous Puerto Ricans. I think he's Puerto Rican. His name, Alex, by the way. Alex Sensation. Ain't Alex Sensation Puerto Rican? Who's Alex Sensation? I never even heard of this guy. He's the one, the guy that got the most customers. He was on the Mega. Oh, yeah. La Mega. He's a big radio personality. It's huge. Oh, yeah. They were running New York. They were running New York back in the day. He still does. They were. He still does. It was like the number one radio show at a point was the Spanish-speaking radio show. This is back in the day when I was in like high school. No, it's that was, man, don't get me to lie. And I just know his name. He's Alex Sensation. Fair enough. Well, let's talk about something I do know about marriage. Bro, thank you so much for doing that speech at the wedding, man. No, that was great. That was a great surprise. My girl liked that. I was going, you know, it's so crazy. I told my wife, I saw you in Akash talking about wedding gifts. Yeah. And I was like, I said, did you get something off Shoji's registry? And she was like, I'm not sure. And I was like, let's wait a while. And the reason I said, let's wait a while. I saw Joe Rogan give you the goddamn rose. Son, Joe went for it, bro. Joe went for the pink rose. They told me. They told me. They told me. I'll let you see it, yeah, man. You got it, bro. I was like, hold up, man. Bro, he handed me the box. And I knew what it was, but I didn't want to be presumptuous because it was wrapped. So I was like, all right, thank you so much. Very nice. He just said, he said, he goes, I don't know your wife like that. This is for you. I respect it. I saw when you posted that I respect it. Akash would tell me before the wedding, he's like, I think I'm going to get you and your wife some knives. And I was like, if you get my wife a present, and not me, bro, if you get us a good present, like I haven't known you my whole goddamn life. But Akash would slick with it. Akash, back in the day, invested some money in a cryptocurrency. And he just put it aside for me. And he was like, I did this a while ago and it was a risk, but if it came out, it was good of it. So he... Is it really, you believe in cryptocurrency? When that should make money? But I don't, everybody I know, I've seen people show me that they got tens of millions of dollars but can't get to it. No they can't, they just sell it. You can transfer it within a second. I got a bunch of that fucking money. It's called something I got. There's a bunch of it. I got hundreds of thousands of dollars. You get that money faster than you can get money out the bank. Like you got to call them back and be like, hey, I'd like to take millions out and then they got to be like, are you sure? It was an Afghan money. What's an Afghanistan money? Afghanistan money? Why do you have Afghanistan money? Because they say it was so much fucking money. I don't know. I got bored of a bunch of that shit. I like the fact that you're delving in the other coaches but I don't know what the fuck you talking about. Oh, you got Taliban's. No. I got Afghan money. Can you say that? Yeah. They want to get you? It's a rap. Somebody said that in a rap. I got Afghan money. No, I got A-Rab money. And they bleep that shit off the radio. You got A-Rab money, yeah. A-Rab and Afghan are different. Well, I think they are Arab-Afghanis. I think there are Arab-Afghanis. There's actually there's also white Afghanis. Afghanis say it's just a country, bro. It's like Puerto Rico. There's black ones and there's white ones. No way. But isn't it considered a terrorist country? I think there's terror within it and then we, a group that we labeled as a terrorist group is now running it. No, Taliban, they're now in charge of it. Yeah. OK. I don't know. So you telling me a black person being a Mexican gang? Yeah, they got black people in Mexico, bro. I mean, the great mestizo period, man. That's where a lot of black Africans came to Mexico. The moral of the story is I got your gift being made. Ooh. Woo. Woo, woo, woo. Puerto Rico's hard to work. And I got to see a boy of mine. I got to ask my shorty. You see him what? I got to see. I'm sure she did. That was good. I mean, listen, everybody acting their ways. I was like, OK, if you Joe Rogan, that's what you're supposed to do. Yeah, I know. It's Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan's supposed to do that. Come on, man. Yeah. I guess, bro. This is different, bro. I don't know. But I like that shit. I like it. And I told my girl, I was like, yo, get some more fucking successful friends. You got to get it. I didn't tell you I was going to step it up. What did she say when she saw it? She was like, she was low key. She was like, just for you. And I was like, no, I'm going to get a size for the both of us. You weren't on Tuesday and Thursdays. No, it was a beautiful ceremony, though, man. Yeah, that was fun. It was worth catching COVID. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My whole honeymoon is thrown away, but right? That was something about weddings, man. It's something about weddings that really make me sentimental, man. Like that shit is like, it's such a joyful, blissful event when you see somebody walk down the aisle and express their love for somebody. It's just something so pure about it, man. I wish I did it first, because yours is too good. Nah, you're going to have yours, man. No way I could do a speech like that. The speech is too good. You got to do it in your way. Oh, no, you ripped. You ripped. Oh, they should have recorded that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They also recorded that and put it on Flavor and the Brute and stuff like that was good, bro. It was too good. It was the right amount of humor, plus like, the heartfelt emotion. I said, how can I top that? Nah, I should have gotten married first. I was talking to her like, you've never seen her before. Like, you hung in there, you're in a state. You're talking to her like, you don't got her or what? You still got to lie, bro? Like, what the fuck? That shit is hard. It's hard to distill all your feelings to the person you love the most on the planet into one speed. Like, I was stressing over that. I was like, real stressed over that shit. I think you got to look at it as it's not your last time expressing these emotions. Yeah, that's true. Because it's going to always change. Like, y'all going to be together longer. Y'all going to have kids. Like, there's going to be so many different times that you watch her evolve and y'all evolve that it's going to make you keep appreciating her even more. But it's going to always change. Yeah, man, it is a really cool day. And I feel like such a narcissist saying this, but like, we have spoken about it at the wedding, but like, I get weddings now and like, I can't wait for my friends to get married because you get to kind of like live vicariously through it. I always felt like bad having people come to the wedding because I was like, man, you guys are so busy. You got so many things to do. Like, this is such an inconvenience. And I didn't realize why people were excited. I truly didn't realize that. Really? And then like, seeing the day and feeling the day and seeing like older people there, like old, older people being excited and like, then like looking at each other like feeling like, oh, I remember those days. Larry, legend, Larry, legend was looking at different people and he was looking and he was like, ah, I didn't remember when he was five. I remember when she was seven. I was just like, oh, this person's so big now. Like, I'm like, man, I can't wait to be that age. Yeah, I can't wait. That's what you want. You see, your daughter's friends get married. Your daughter get married, like. That's what you want. Yo, it's beautiful, man. That's life. Like, that is a full life. Like, that's what life is about to me. There's reasons these like, these, I guess, rituals keep getting passed on. Like, shit, that's really bad and boring. We kind of throw away. After a few thousand years, you're like, we don't got to do this, no more. Yeah, and having been a war in years. All right. Oh, shit. You just said you got Afghanistan money, but you don't have it in a war. What do you mean? I said anything. I'm just saying, like, it's a reason we keep these traditions around. Like Christmas is dope. Like, seeing your kids open up presents is probably an amazing feeling. 100%. And the same thing with like a wedding, it was just, I was so happy you were there. You gave a great speech. My girl loved your speech, boy, when you did the thing about the, the Beyonce, as you were talking about. And it was a surprise. I didn't know that Charlemagne was gonna speak. I had my boy, Dove, you guys know Dove. And Dove, he was being, he was being rabbied Dove. And like a true Jewish guy found a black man in hip hop to do the work for him. I understand the correlation, Dove was like, look. Charlemagne, the God gives to prayer. I'm like, all right, Dove, I'll be on it too, bro, all right. You walked up, I gotta show you some pics, man. We got some great fucking pics of you with the fucking ocean back. It was a great ceremony, man. I went to two green weddings this year, man. Yours and Bobby Bones. And Bobby's is good too. Oh, Bobby was, weddings are amazing. If the people are right, that's what I realized. If the people are right. It's like, if you believe in a couple, the way my boy Ben and Iay to put it this way, he's like weddings are like comedy specials. Not everybody needs to have them. No, that's real. That's real, that's real. But when it's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you're like, I guess happy to be part of it. Everybody get to celebrate it. Everybody don't think we're celebrating. Yeah, I'm glad. I've been to weddings people were upset about though, like way back in the day when I was a kid. Oh, you know, one of my family members got married to a white guy. You know what I mean? I remember people being upset, but it's like years later, they're still together. Yeah. So that was the stand-up special you didn't want it, but that was when it ended up being classy. Y'all stood to test the time. There's plenty of them that was mad, got divorced after the losing. I always say the crackheads stay together the longest. Exactly, because they need each other, that addiction. They got to go through some type of trauma. If y'all too nice and too good with each other, they going to separate. Yeah. If they got money, they got money, then they going to separate. Do you look forward to getting married, Wex? Yes, especially after that seeing y'all, like how do you feel about the ring? Like, does the ring make you feel different? Did it fall off? Did you almost lose it yet? Like, yeah, he's just asking questions of how to get the ring off. Ha ha ha. He greets you physically. Do you have to take it off? It comes easy? It doesn't come off? I'm like, nah. Do you notice it's like your hand, my hand will like swell and contract and like sometimes it's mad loose and sometimes it's kind of snug. You feel that? But besides that, I don't know what's cool. I just like having it. And low key, like, when I see other dudes with a wedding ring on, I like have a different. Bons. Yeah. It's like, okay. You did some. That's some real shit. Like, I don't know, like when you see another man like taking his daughter to work or something, or not his daughter to work, taking a daughter to school or like, just doing something like something early in the morning if I'm walking into, yeah, like you like, oh, you got responsibility, you commit to something and that's some real shit. When I roll motorcycles, like every time I see somebody on the bike it's always be safer, we put our hand out to the next guy, so. Not to be too dark, that's a great point. Not to be too dark, but it's like, when Kobe passed away that Sunday, God bless the dead, him and his daughter, I was with my daughter at her cheerleading practice. So in your mind, you're like, regular Sunday, you get up to go do something, so even though I've never met Kobe, didn't know him, it was just that, I'm like, oh shoot, like you just understood what he was doing that day. You can understand what his mindset was that day. You're just out doing extracurricular activities with your daughter or something like that happens, it's like, ugh. Yikes. Do you look forward to getting married now? Definitely. Really? Yeah. Are you dating anybody? Mm-mm. No? You dream about your wedding? No. No? I did, I dreamed about it. Yeah. What I liked about Sholta's wedding, and I think everybody's wedding should be like this, make your ceremony the way you want your ceremony. Yes. You don't have to be in a church, you know what I mean? It don't gotta, just make it how you wanna make it. How do you want your day to be? Well, you want to be there, you know what I'm saying? Exactly, like, I didn't wanna be political or anything like with the people that I invited. Like, I just wanted the people that, and there's another decision I made, like, just cause I was friends with you when you were 14 doesn't mean that you need to be at the wedding. Like, the wedding for me were all the people that were still in my life and will be in my life going forward. Right? Like, the people who have made an investment in my life and people who I've made investments in theirs, and it was small, we had like 100 people there, but like, everybody that I had there, I wanted there. And you know, and everybody I had there, I wanna continue to build with. Really cool people, man. Really cool people, man. Duvall told me a story, I don't know if it's true, but being that I know you, I think it is true. I was crying. What, what, what, what? He said y'all was somewhere- Y'all wanted Duvall there badly, bro. He had a show, but he said y'all was somewhere and y'all was talking about the wedding and somebody was like, why wasn't I invited and you was like, was it only for my real friends or something? I'm like, holy shit, no, you didn't say that. I might have said that, I ain't gonna lie, I might have said- He was like, he did right in front of the person. I was like, what? I might have said that, I might have did say that. But I didn't mean it in a bad way, but I was bummed Duvall couldn't come, man. I know he had shows that weekend, but- He missed mine, too. Yeah. He came to the- He came to the- The ceremony or something like that. The dinner before, but then he had a show the next day. Yeah, he came down to Jacksonville and popped in on the tour and I thought that was great. Well, marriage is a great thing, man. I love it. I wanna see all my people's getting married. I need y'all dudes to start making honest women out of my homegirls. Yeah. All the dudes is, we out? Yeah. Wax next? Yeah. When do you think you're gonna do it, man? It's not, ain't got nothing to do with me. She's, I go home, she wanna get married today, I gotta do it. Yeah. I did my part. But the wedding, the wedding. It's hers. That's her and her friend's thing. Yeah. Like my sister's her friends and y'all get together and do that shit. I just gotta show up. Why you don't wear a ring, bro? You a fiance? Because they said when you wear a ring, more women try to get after you. So, she tried to stay away. I like that. That was good. Let me tell you something from experience. Not the case. Like who buying that bullshit you're selling? What are you talking about? I bought the Who's Wax there, the gummies. How did that do? Bro, it was so funny. Wax had a fucking Costco sized bag of his Who's Wax gummies. And he tried to hand them out before we did the vows. I was like, I do not need to look into the crowd. My dad is high out of his fucking mind off these fucking gummies. I said, just wait a little bit. Can you wait till we're dancing at least? This motherfucker was tossing them to everybody. It was unbelievable. Your daddy is a liar. Everybody, yo. He leaned into us. He leaned into me and he goes, shall I meet him, Jason? I'm thinking I'm about to get some deep, deep wisdom. He goes, your generation has to pay the highest fucking rent I've ever seen in my life. He was like, he was like, it's unfucking believable. Bro. My dad is a wild baby. He's losing his memory. He got like three conversations left that he could go to the ranch. I can't tell, yo. No, but his humor hasn't gone. You got it. I can't tell. We was talking about the nicks. We was talking about the plate. We'll go for it. He was like, they suck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I don't know what y'all talking about. You sound sharp to me. He's still sharp. He's still got a sense of humor. I mean, like I finished my vows and there was like this moment where we're all like taking it in. And right before my wife starts her vows, he just goes, I think you're getting lucky tonight. I love that man. That's what you want. I wanted to get their speech. I couldn't wait to hear him just say like, what is he going to do? I was waiting. I was like, give Larry the mic. I wanted it. I wanted it. He said one thing and we laughed off the one thing. Yeah. What did he say? He said, no, he was correct. Your mom said something he corrected her. I forgot what it was. He said, it is. She said, we always thought that he was going to be her wife. His husband. He said, it is. It is. It is. The night before I went to dinner, that was the first time my parents met her parents. Okay. It's obviously been tricky with COVID and everything like that. Like, you know, to like meet there on the West Coast. And I'm thinking, you know, you can't protect nothing with my dad. My dad just goes for it. Like sex jokes all the fucking time, whatever. Everybody was kind of like nervous and we sit down and we came a little bit late and like we sit down and I was like, yeah, I saw her were late. And then my dad is just like, I got an idea why you guys are late. Yeah. We know what the fuck this is, man. I enjoyed it. I thought the whole ceremony was fantastic. Congratulations. Thank you, man. Thank you guys so much for being there. No, I don't know. I don't feel different. Why are you doing it? You just took the COVID shot and just the COVID. COVID. Did you see what I'm saying? Like he got married and then get a different feeling. You got the COVID shot and don't feel no different. I don't know. I just don't feel different about it. He's already been committed. Yeah. That's the thing. When your wife is faithful starts when you're in a relationship. No, that's true. I always say that. I was like, yo, I was like, show. One thing about shows, he's always been faithful to his, his women. What's your son? Scorpio. Yeah. Not all Scorpio is going to be like this. I don't know. Yeah. I'm on the cusp. Scorpio on what? And gay. It's beautiful, man. Come on. Let's pay some bills and then come back and do some trending top walks. 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So loan amounts will be determined based on your credit income and certain other information provided in your loan application. Go to Upstart.com slash idiots. Let's get back to the show. Let's get to this show. What did y'all see over the holidays or even this week that made you say this is positively brilliant or what a fucking idiot? Positively brilliant was black people never trust in the vaccine. Y'all were right. Nice. That's crazy. Y'all were right. Y'all were right. Expound. I mean, you were right. It was never a vaccine. It was like a shield that kind of worked. Only for 30 days. I think maybe they're saying six months or something like that. I'm not a fucking scientist. I don't know exactly. But like the hesitation and y'all got so much shit for not willing to take this thing that we didn't even know what it was going to be. And it wasn't just you guys. It was also a mag of folks. You guys were on the same page. Finally. But it was like, we don't know what the fuck this is. We're not necessarily going to take it and don't criticize us for not wanting to take it when you don't even know what the science is just yet. And then it turns out it is a good defense system. For especially old or people that are fat or people that are vulnerable. But the reality is younger, healthy people probably didn't need to take it and it would have been just as effective or more effective for them to just get the virus, beat it because they were young and healthy and then build up herd immunity. And now we're in this situation where they're like, get this, get a booster. People at the wedding vaccinated and booster. Still get the shit. Yeah. And it's just like worse. It's one of those things. This is the thing. It's like they lied or didn't know and then told us based on what they thought. That's what I think. And that's fair. I think they didn't know. And it's like one of those things. If you don't know, just shut the fuck up and stop trying to give me updates every day. Yeah. And stop shaming me for being skeptical of something that you don't even know. That's right. That's the thing that bothers me. Like when you see these like people, these like actual like journalists, like people who for a living, they're supposed to say the truth, right? They're shaming motherfuckers who are just skeptical and like really shaming them, ripping them apart. Like motherfuckers going at Rogan, this guy's taking horse medicine and this is like, your shit don't work neither. You're basically giving us horse medicine. You know what I think the difference between somebody like Rogan and let's say Rachel Maddow. When I hear Rogan, and listen, I'm not saying this saying like I heard every single POV he had about the vaccine. Right. But when I hear it, it always comes from a place of I don't know. Yeah. Let's try to figure this out. Yeah. Like if there's a treatment I can do, I'm going to go try the treatment. Yeah. If it's a vaccine, hey, I'm not opposed to the vaccine. I'll try this. I want to know what works. Yeah. I think a lot of times, you know, they're running that clip. I saw the clip with Rachel Maddow where she was like, if you take the vaccine, it stops the virus. Yeah. If you take the vaccine, it won't, you won't be able to transmit the virus, like definitive about it. Yeah. You know what I mean? She'll like that, come back to bite you in the ass. Exactly. And you can be wrong. You can be wrong. You can admit that you were wrong. And when you're wrong, take your licking. Take your licking. Burn it up. Because you were out there acting like you knew everything and you didn't. Yeah. So you lied to people. No, they really mad because they took it and they didn't, and we didn't take it or whoever didn't take it. Yeah. And it was like, fuck that, I'm going to try to get you to take it because I took it. I was a fucking dumbass. Yeah. Listen, I know me. Like all you got to do is tell me I can't go out to dinner and then I'll put anything. That's all the people I know. Real talk. Because I value that much. Like literally, and except for Dick, I'll literally take almost anything you want to act with me. I don't. Except anything. You're such a dick. You're my guy regardless. I love you. If I just got to hold it like this so that I can go to restaurants, I would probably do that. Okay, okay. That's how much I value just going out to eat. That's what I do to social. I don't care about eating. I don't care about eating. I don't care about eating. I want to be able to go in stores and that kind of shit. So that's just me. I understand it. But if you don't value that's kind of stuff like for example, you, you're not partying. You're not going out. You're going from your home to work back to home. No, for me, it was more so for the kids than anything. You know what I mean? Because I got young kids in the house. I would, I would rather just be, I'd rather be safe than sorry. And I even, I told everybody, I was like, you know what I think about these vaccines? I don't think it matters. It might work, but I don't think it's going to kill you. You know what I mean? I don't, it's not, to me it's not, it might work and it's going to kill you. I think it might work, it might not, but it's not going to kill you. Yeah, I don't think it's going to kill you. No. I don't think it's going to, I think it's going to kill you. They gave it to white people. And that's not it. If you give it to white people, that's it. It's not going to kill you. That's right. Go to the white people. If you don't trust it, go to where the white people are getting it. And go get it, go get it with them. If the old rich white people are getting the vaccine, you're going to be okay. It's not going to kill you. It's not going to kill you. It's not going to take them out too though. They are they. They are they. They are they are they always want to know who they want. That's they The whole rich white people Yo, we said they early. I said They are they and I'm not talking about those other days The days that are in power and control they are there. Yes The other days and one you got the hair is Cali talk about the days Demi Lovato talking A lot of days man days got it rough Yo, they Will always have it rough because you'll never know who they They over there you know what I think the worst thing about the vaccine was we really pissed everybody off We made everybody skeptical the force mandates. Yeah, I really believe that's all it was The funny shit like now when you go out to a restaurant and they're like, can we see your vaccine card? And you just want to look at them like for what? Yeah Like you could get it they tell you now you could get it even though you're vaccinated You don't know what you want to slow me up. The thing that slowed me up is that fucking commercial It's all these people they talking about sick and fucked up. They got this fucking fake commercial on there It was like, oh tell my friends. I should have did the vaccine shot that commercial fake No, that's not fake. There's people that really was like that. There's people that was on a I'm saying why you gotta have this fucking fake person on here talking. How do we know that wasn't a person that actually Not too good. The audio was too good It was like a video of somebody on a bed one of family members is something like that do put them shits out Oh, yeah, that was too. It was too good And by the way, I don't I don't know if the vaccine work or not. I just know that people can still catch COVID Prevents people from dying. Here's the thing. Maybe I don't know. Here's the thing They the powers to be need the country to keep moving because if we don't move you can't just keep printing money Everything's gonna fall apart. We're gonna go crazy and it's gonna be bad, right? So they need to find a way where we could go out and we could shop we could go eat We could travel we could go to work We could do all these things because if not, it's really bad like that That's one of those things where like the solution is worse than the actual virus. Yes, whatever, right? So so they go, okay, let's call this thing a vaccine and People will take it because if they said hey, this is some shit That probably will work for six months and you may kind of get it You may not none of us are taking that That's how vaccines work to isn't it like every year and we got the one vaccine where we're young for like smallpox Another one right they put all three in there. I never got measles once I never got smallpox once. So like we were thinking boom. I get this. I'm good to go I think a lot of us would just been how do I not kill my parents like I didn't want to be the one responsible for my parents Getting it and then them dying. So we were doing it just to get a little guilt off our back That's all and better safe than sorry and I'm with it. I got vexed. I did it but I Don't think any of us like feeling like we're misled or lied to especially by the institutions that we're supposed to trust I'm supposed to go to for information. I'm sorry then safe. Boom. I got it when I wanted to get it I got it. You know after my wife had the baby and you know, she wanted to get it. All right I'm cool. Yeah prior to that I went four times and walked out every single time But once my wife was like, yo, let's go I'm like, cool. And when I did it felt good about it I didn't feel like I didn't feel anything. Yeah. Yeah. It was just I knew what I was supposed to do I didn't feel good. I didn't feel bad. I just do what I was supposed to do Yeah, I felt and I feel me neither when I got it You got it. I ain't feel shit. Why'd I walk out? Yeah Instagram So let's be the first time I went was literally the day they said that you're gonna have to get a Booster if you get vaccinated. Oh, yeah, that was the day the CDC announced it And I'm looking down like another one. Oh, no, fuck that They forget it out yet. You know what I mean? Yeah, then the second third and fourth time It's like the second time I went they had the paperwork. This was after I said it was I went to get FDA approved So we went after they got FDA approved, but the paperwork still said it's not FDA approved. Hmm. And I'm like, I'm not doing I'm not signing. Oh, that's right. I might be telling me that. Yeah. That's how it was the next two times Yeah Whatever once right after my wife had the baby. I'm like, whatever man Yeah, I mean go with you the first four times. No, just me and When she went with you my dog I was cool. I was with it. I for some reason It was easy then the first four times I went it didn't feel easy Like I was I felt like I was forcing myself and I was being forced. Yeah, I didn't huh. Hmm. No, I'm just saying if you Did you say you can't get a heart like that? Yeah, like if your girl like force you want to have a sex You can't get hard like you have an issue I'm just saying I'm just saying if you force in somebody you want to have sex with you like you can't get hard. Yeah Yeah, you prefer them them not wanting to not not want to just like You know, I mean, let me tell you sexy. So maybe feeling but she all over you's like, uh, I don't know. I like that I like it for girls into it. You know what? No to his point not into it, but like she given to me too much I don't know to his point. That's the same thing with the vaccine Don't force things on people, you know, you make people come to their own make people feel like they're making a choice Can I can I be honest with you? Yes If they wanted people to get the vaccine they really just should have acted like there wasn't enough of it There was it was too much. They were like paying us. They were like get some donuts if you get a vaccine It's like At least our sensors go up like I don't know. Maybe it's cause But like yeah, and if you're gonna pay me for some shit, it's worthless Right, like yeah, but it's trash. There's a line outside of fucking Footlocker or Nike every single day because they ain't enough of them sneakers Exactly. So it's like if if if there was 10 10 shots a day People would have been losing their mind to get these shots. They'd be bragging about posts on instagram. I got mine That's it. Boom And then we're like, uh, you want this inside me, bro. There's something wrong here. What's up, man? I don't think it was enough fear and still I think it was fear mongering, but they didn't go all the way You mean fear about the virus. Yeah. Yeah. It was fear mongering But they should have just been like you're going to die if you don't get this No, they were saying that for real And when everybody wouldn't stay in the house, you're going to die if you go outside. Yeah They should have like made it like a thing like this is a flesh-eating virus that eats you from the inside out And all the white people I talked to who had the vaccines talked to me just like that, bro They call you a murderer on the street. Yeah, like I don't want you to be on your deaf man wax Your kids next to you. Please get the vaccine I'm walking down the street and with walking my dog with my wife Who's my girl at the time? Peace stepped it up And and she and this lady saw us and she goes murderers because we weren't wearing a mask You gotta be harsh with people Shit like that'll make you put a fucking mask on it made me want to do the opposite I made me want to take her mask off So you see like when the lady is going crazy the guy in the airport and me on the um on the plane Yeah, she was too much, bro. We have we have to admit I don't fuck around with that plane shit Don't be wild on the plane. Remember when they yanked that Asian dude out the plane and he wasn't willing to get out Oh, that was wild. That was wild. Why you want to be on his flight so bad? I don't play with the plane too much here. I don't play with the plane, bro I don't play with the plane, bro. Me neither. That's it in my lifetime The disease. Yes that had And I might not be saying this right but the best marketing Yes, right the disease that made you feel like You better start taking care of yourself. You better start wearing motherfucking condoms You better stop sleeping with random women that goddamn HIV and AIDS, bro That's true. They came out to gauge like don't play with this one. Yeah, no, that's true Back in back in the 90s. Yo, when you saw big magic up there Yeah, it didn't easy. He died in a matter of days. Yeah They was Remember the cough and I had the cough at that time in the movie theater and they thought it was easy. No We was watching straight out of Compton. Yeah In LA it was actually fly by it was in we was watching the in LA. It was it was advanced screening And it was the scene where easy he finds out he has AIDS whacked him and coughed for like two months Too much When I say the whole movie theater was completely silent When easy he was going through this scene because I think that is a that is that fear that was instilled in us in the 90s And that fear that was instilled in you when you had to go take that HIV AIDS test and wait two weeks If you ever felt that you know what that feels like so when he got that news It was like you could hear a pin drop in the theater and all wax you just hear wax go Shit And everybody was like It was crazy Listen, I ain't trust my stuff. I know the people next to me like you don't get the fuck away from me They didn't do that with COVID. Yeah, they didn't make COVID feel like life But even with the ticker on CNN where you had all of these deaths every day It didn't have that sense of The big person who died Yeah Everybody who had it was still normal no, I can't say that Nah, it started to hit home I don't know if I wore condoms more because of HIV or not, bro We thought about always in your head though. I'm not really like I sport it. I remember looking at girls like Making sure she healthy That's where I got the teeth to the toes from if her teeth to these and toes is okay She eye exactly one of the first things that go when you like sick is your ass in your titties They start sagging and going down. Yeah, that's how you know it's AIDS Yo, what's so crazy about that though? We did the same thing with COVID now like we all had these uh, these these self-prescribed Yeah, I was gonna say stereotype these stereotypes that in our mind about what something looks like Yeah, you know what I mean call the call off the lock the lack of taste buds But then we saw people die when people like When people like Fred the guy something and stuff thought that I'm like, oh, shit. COVID is real But even with that we still didn't want to believe it because we're like, we're not we're not overweight If you're overweight now if you're overweight, COVID is AIDS, bro It is it is but if you're in shape, that's right If you're in shape and especially once you get it once NBA players and football players start passing If the athletes are going then it's a problem. It's a problem. Every time somebody died of COVID The first thing I said was what they look like. Oh, where was did they have underlying conditions? As soon as you saw I say underlying conditions, you're like, oh, yeah, you know what I mean? But then I didn't want chance at either. Yeah, like condition though Because that would be the stupidest shit, right? Like you die and all you had to do is go get a shot Yeah, no, that's why they should get vaccinated It also is fucked up that they closed all the gyms knowing damn well Motherfuckers need to be in there to avoid dying of COVID That's something that Roland talks about a lot that is very true. Nobody and Miko said talks about that a lot too. Miko Granth Nobody's talking about Through all of this, we haven't had no conversations about just health son. It's Paramount word like you better, you know work out like go get some sun Like we're not having no conversations about just health Throughout all of this. Yeah, that's that's the weirdest part People are living life, bro. Yeah Florida is this shit, but you know what's mad funny is like everybody shits on Florida and then they still go there for vacation Like It's like it's open So it's like oh, so you want to go to the open spot You want to go spot where people still having fun? You want to go spot where you get crazy vitamin d where motherfuckers and bikinis all the time So they in shape it's like you go to Miami everybody down there had COVID They literally let it wash through the whole fucking city and now they're not even tripping about it No, no nothing like it's a good time They were right bro, like they were right and Atlanta Atlanta was like that too. Yeah, why don't like that Atlanta was like that Yeah, they didn't do a good enough job. And and now it was just like I had COVID. I don't know which one I had That's the other thing. So now I'm not going back inside. Once you got COVID. We're not going back inside Listen, New York, New York City Mayor Eric Adams put it quite plain. What do you say? He said look We got to get back to work. It was like we got to learn to live with this He was like, yeah, we spent 11 trillion dollars on COVID. We don't have another 11 trillion dollars I love that. I was like damn that but when you say it's so simple and plain is real That's it. Boom. We don't got another choice. We tried Hey, I had it You know, and I I don't know if it was because of the vaccine because I'm healthy I had body aches. I had fatigue Uh runny nose A bad sore throat for like four hours until I started coughing up the phlegm Wife same thing. Oldest daughter had a little runny nose Huh, I didn't have a fever. My two youngest had a fever, but it's like We it was it lasted five days. Yeah, I 16, you know, you cancel it I was supposed to go out of the country cancel a trip. That's about it. It's like, all right You know the scariest part about it was we took two tests and then shits came back negative. I bet that's right, bro Those tests don't work, dude. No, no, I did two. I did two the same day We did the rapid negative and then we did a PCR rapid negative came back negative PCR came back positive the next day. Yeah, PCR works. That rapid shit is for the birds, bro They had they had a PCR for me my PCR came back negative in my the other one the pregnancy test came back positive And that's why they came back and got me No, it came back inclusive Oh, yeah, ain't conclusive. That's negative. I think that's why that your pregnancy test came back inclusive. No, it looked like it It does look like it. I understand what he's doing. I was rolling with the wax logic right there, but I think that uh, I don't know. I'm not getting tested no more. That's what I know I'm just gonna keep it a buck. All right, unless I got to to travel another country. I'm not getting tested I got a cold from that one. That's what I got if I got a cold I got a cold don't ask me what the fuck I got now that shit don't kill people anymore I don't have to be worried when it was killing people. I feel bad. Yes. Now. This is strictly brilliantly. They had logic I'm paraphrasing here, but yes, I heard that when it gets to this point where at it's called an endemic So when it gets to the point where the virus is mutating But it's mutating, but it's not getting any stronger But it's really contagious and then everybody gets it. It helps us in the future For other variants, right because we've built up some antibodies about antibodies and everything Yeah, and when you think about like a virus wants to continue to live And if it kills the host It can't live. Yeah. So the ideal virus is something super contagious But doesn't kill you like chicken pox. Remember when we were younger. Yeah, you just touch somebody with chicken pox You got everybody got like don't kill you. Yeah And that's the purry virus so like low-key when they found out this shit wasn't killing people the new Shit the omicron they should have been hoarding us together Coughing all over each other They do have a new variant though, this shit is called uh, I eat you. Yeah, I hate you. Yeah It's two it sounds like an hbcu Like an emoji one of these kids who use and then you know today somebody called seven Well yesterday somebody called seven different hbcu's and put in a bomb threat. No, I really think they was trying to call I hate you yo I really do I think they would look for I hate you man. They put in a bomb threat seven different hbcu's Man get out of here. Look it up. I just don't believe it. How do you pronounce it? I hate you I hate you like you just the letters Look bomb threats at hbcu's prompt evacuations and lockdown seven hbcu's receive bomb threats today. Look first one. I hate you Howard university Howard That should happen I hate you. Yo, that's not a coincidence, bro It's not a coincidence. Soon as you hear about ih you I said on the air to smile like that should sound like an hbcu Look the university of augustaw prime beloved florida memorial university. I never even heard of those for us too Howard university north folk state university north canline ascension university Prayer review a and m in texas and ih you and zavier university louisiana all got bomb threats today I hate you. I think not. I think not too. It sounds like like an asian name. I hate you I hate you. We was doing so well. I know we tried. No, no, no not. I just don't say it with accent No, don't do it Don't do it. We get in the cab, right? Yeah, it's my asian name. Yeah, and your name is ih you That's it. All right, and it was a black person. I'm like, come on. It's not playing so asian person. I'm like, I get it Yeah Anyway, um, did you see don't look up? Yes. I did. Yes. What did you think? I thought it was a good metaphor for global warming Like and I and if you look at it like that, I think it's kind of uh I I don't like the movies. They're like, um, there's a phrase i'm not gonna remember right now But they're like too on the button like you're talking about the issue that you have and you want to change it And it comes too preachy But if you look at an asteroid as a metaphor for global warming like the scientists are like, yo Is getting hot not just global warming though. Oh, what? Uh, climate of course climate change global warming covid Ah, you know what I mean? Just just it could be this imminent threat. Ah, yeah, and then not taking it seriously Not listening to the scientists not listening to the experts just like fuck it. Let's go on about our life I loved it. I saw it getting killed by you know critics and oh really social media. Oh the critics destroyed it Oh, they didn't like it. Nila hated it. Yeah interesting What if you look at it as a metaphor for global warming or climate change and you and the asteroid? Represents the climate change and like the scientists are like, yo, it's right. It's gonna hit us and we're fucking doing I understood the message. It just wasn't like it wasn't good for you. Yeah I don't know what you're talking about, but I did I did think the fucking chip part was funny The which one the pentagon the guy from the pentagon who charges for the chips. Oh, yeah That was that was great. Yeah, because that's really how all of us being our own heads about you like this Motherfucker get me the chips. Why would he do he's a four-star channel But just anybody who does something that they don't have to do like why would you do that to me? Not in the part where the guy she was dating wrote an article about her like, uh, that was so 2020 21 21 that crazy girl. I fucked her. It's like damn like that. Yeah That made me say here's the only thing I didn't like about the movie That it was labeled satire There was nothing satirical about that. Ah That shit was so literal now. Yeah And I say this all the time satire sketch spoof It's impossible to do nowadays because life is already so fucking absurd. Yeah, we live in absurdity We live in absurdity. Yeah the shit that used to be an idiocracy the shit that's in don't look up You're like, oh, that would never happen. Yeah, that is who we are Yeah, so it's almost got to be like It's it's almost like you watching Seinfeld. It's like relatable. Yes You're not watching something absurd. You're watching something relatable. Absolutely. That's this is life You good what happened your hair got stuck My earring. Oh, no, I was gonna say it's relatable Come on. Yeah, that moves. I thought you like Seinfeld That was a good point shows me but I didn't feel like it ripped like that Oh, I had to look over that. What the hell happened to you? I thought it was a finger. I was like, what happened? No, I'm gonna say it's relatable, but you don't ever really see like the White House in that type of light What are we talking about? We saw it like that when Kamala got when they tried to interrupt the interview with me Yeah You see on a movie even spoken about that Oh my god That was like we live in the you know, the world is so absurd We live in a world where Joe Biden's talking to The woman I can't even remember from another country and she's like he farted in front of me Yo, Joe Biden the ghost I imagine just throwing farts during interviews, bro He farted in front of Kamila Parker bowels, bro. He farted in front of the duchess of cornwall I don't give a fuck about the duchess of cornwall Step your shit up. What's cornwall? Kamila Parker bowels can't stop talking about Joe Biden's long fart. This was back in november by But this is the type of country that we live in the world. We live and we see shit like that and it's like Okay, this girl got to watch her mouth. Yo Talking about my president president, you know what I mean? Like the guy's 80 years old. He can't fart Yeah, what a fucking asshole this girl is to talk about an 80 year old man His butt lips can't hold in a fart no more. Yo, the guy's got 80 year old canal He's still the president. Yo, you fart on the campaign trail. I'm not You can't control your fucking He shouldn't be president, we know that like he don't even know he's president, but This guy got no clue where he is, but if he's just talking to a girl, he wants to let one rip I'm supposed to judge him for that? Yes, when he's president, yes I know he's still a man He's the president of the united states of america. If you can't control your farts, how you gonna control the country? Everybody got a white eye, bro And tell her uncle to stop hanging out with jeffrey eppstein. Why don't you control that dumbass? They don't want you to talk about that Hey, don't just the cornwall control your family Why don't you control your family and make them stop having sexual teenagers? They'll point the body to say control yours. You want to pull out the ledger? Oh, yeah We got laptops full of data over here. Let's go hunter. Do you hunter? Let's go wild out my boy wild out. Why am I waiting for him to throw you a clip was on that ledger too Hey, it is what it is We don't know what he did even though kamala got like hot and bodily with you. She's still uh Uh answered your questions in a very political way where she didn't answer the question. No, no, no charlamagne. No Joe body is the president of united let's find out the basement Joe body is the president of the united states of america charlamagne Yeah, to me. It wasn't even that it was the The interrupting in the middle of the interview is that's the movie. But what we didn't see that What do you mean the the casual viewer didn't see them literally stepping in a room and taking her out Tell us what happened. Oh, no, no, no, no Yeah, that was on it. I didn't edit none of that. But that happens to you all the time and a lot of the interviews you do Yeah, that is true people try to stop but hold on tell us what so what happened give us give us If you know the whole is whole interviews like 21 minutes It's on c to show a youtube page but Like I was asking a line of joe mansion questions prior to That but it was like, you know, I just kept getting the political bullshit answer rhetoric answer So it's just like, you know, who's the real president? You know joe mansion to joe body and then she got that's when they that's when they tried to interrupt that I mean, uh, the interview the interview almost got interrupted a couple times prior to that But it was just because of time like they can't hear me. Yeah But it's the truth though. It's like what am I supposed to do just sit there? No, you got to ask those questions. That's right But they think you're gonna give them some softballs. I You know what? I don't know to be honest to me. That wasn't a hard ball question. I mean There's nothing hard about that question. Yeah, that is a obvious question that anybody that's a democrat Especially a high-ranking democratic official who's the vice president of the united states of america and the president of the senate You should be asked. You should be expected to be asked stuff like that. Yeah And guess what happened that sunday everybody gave me shit everybody gave me shit at this after this acting like I was being disrespectful to madam vice president, which I wasn't I was just asking the question that I care about Yeah, and then what happened on that sunday? What happened big joe mansion goes on fox news and blocks bill back better Blocks it right then and there So here's the real president kamala That's all up. We want to know we want to know who got the power. Let's see her while out. Let's go So who's the real president of this country? Is it joe mansion or joe biden? Madam vice president? Come on charlomane I really don't it's joe. I can't tell. No. No. No. No. No It's joe biden and don't start talking like a republican about asking whether or not he's president Do you think joe mansion is a problem? And it's joe, but and it's joe biden and i'm vice president My name is kamala harris. I love the reality is because we are in office We do The things like the child tax credit, which is going to reduce black child poverty by 50 On track to do that We do things that are about saying that our department of justice is going to do these investigations And look at the eyes that we love that That's the mad. That's the that's the vice president We're going to get that's the kamala harris. I like when she was in the senate because our babies are suffering because of that It is the work of saying people who ride public transit deserve the same kind of dignity that anybody else does You think them flowers back there, real that system It is the work of saying and it's joe biden got to bring down prescription drug costs Because fast forward to the end diabetes should not be dying because they don't have Mortality is a real issue That must be treated by everybody including the white house As a serious issue I hear the frustration But let's not deny the impact that we've had and agree. Oh, yeah, that's satisfying. Let's say that's satisfying And it is not easy to do We mean with interruption. I think the interruption for that. No, I don't want to interrupt you I just want you to know that that that madam vice president that that kamala harris. That's the one I like that's the one that was putting the pressure on people in senate hearings That's the one I'd like to see more often. This is what I don't understand, right? Thank you for joining us. If um, I'm glad to be where where's the show the people stepping in Okay, but this this is what I don't understand if I'm The vice president of the united states of america. I'm kamala harris Nobody's blind. We all see what's going on. We see joe manchin christen cinema You know probably some other moderate democrats who never have to come to the floor to vote So we don't know what they're really thinking, you know me because they're not speaking out loud If we know that these people are blocking things When you hear when you say things like I hear the frustration Why can't you own that? Like if I'm if I'm the vice president, this is what I mean when I say, you know, I want to see Her speak out more about things. Yo, hey, how about say I'm frustrated because With a 5050 senate if everybody on our team Voted like a team. Yeah, I would have to tie brick and vote and we can get more things done in this country We could pass to george floyd, you know policing acts we could pass the bill back, you know better We could pass fucking voting rights legislation Think about that the cornerstone of democracy is not being protected. Yeah, right and it's because I don't I don't like when they say the thing about all republicans. There's just 50 republicans who voted against it They're supposed to They're doing that team over there It's moving like a mother fucking team. They're doing what they're supposed to do they're together unity group operations Y'all ain't fucking with it. We ain't fucking with it. That's how the dem should be moving. That's who I voted for So if you told me vote To get the senate right Vote to get to white house and we got y'all that and it's a 5050 vote and the tie brick and vote goes to The vice president. Why can't the vice president express frustration to the people in her party who are blocking The president she's witch agenda Why is it so hard to tell the truth? Yeah Why do you think? Because politicians like they lie. Yeah Those days are done. Yeah, we're talking about how satire and spoofing all last year is done. Yeah, that political rhetoric The talking points It's done. Yeah, you know why because we got eyes. Yeah, and we got ears Yeah, and we we live in the age of transparency where we all can see through bullshit Yeah, they can't control the information as much as they used to be able to yeah like before they could just tell Fox news or CNN. Hey Print this shit talk about this shit. Here's your talking point and that's what it is But now you got motherfuckers on podcasts. They're gonna do all this research and they're gonna go out there And if you're gonna be a scientist, they're gonna spread they're gonna post on instagram post on twitter And you have so many different access points for information so much made different access points for truth Some might even say too many because you could kind of create your own truth But there is too many and you don't know what's what it's like. It's like, yeah I don't like it's like literally if I took those things right there and I put every single one of them under a cup There's something under every cup It's just which word is the one that's actually the one you want And we're just gonna choose the things to satisfy our feelings what I what I tell you all the time I tell her all we do Is go for the truth that makes us feel comfortable meaning so it's it don't have to be true It's just what's true to us that makes us feel good. Yeah, that's it. Everybody wants to feel good, man What was I what the fuck was we reading? Was it I don't know if I was watching the movie don't look up it was something I was thinking Maybe I wrote this the other day, but I was thinking about how We live in a world where like People say it's not what you say It's how you say it, right? Because everybody wants to take in Information in like this this nice way. I can't come to you and tell you the truth I'd be like Schultz Motherfucker, you about the goddamn die. Yeah, you don't do x1. I gotta come to you and be like Hey, man. I really think you should do that because Such such possibility. You don't care about me. You do it that way. No. Tell me to duck. Yes, motherfucker Yeah, yeah, I'm with you on that one But then a lot of people it's like if it doesn't affect them, they don't care about it Like that's that's the shit with global warming, for example It's like the the cities that have the most power in the world Are based in places with shitty climates New York London like you can keep on and why is that is because you had to bust your ass to make life livable back in a day when the weather sucked Right, if you want Puerto Rico, you got just fucking mangos growing everywhere beautiful weather like what what what urgency Do you have same thing with Spain same thing with Greece? Like what urgency do you have to develop this insane society? You good you happy in york and london is the best example New york london fucking norway. They got everything on the ground like you go to you go to canada You could do everything on the ground because you got to be covered in snow. So so all these places that run the world Can't wait for some global warming. You're like 50 degrees in december bet We're not worried about the eskimos. We're not worried about these other but it is advantageous to us New york should be worried though I get what you say. You know what I mean because it's like if i'm in new york or if i'm in london I'm like what y'all talking about weather When it turns out in the summer it's out. Yeah, and it snows in the winter Guess what though ain't no snow no more snow no more Yeah So something ain't right something ain't right, but for us we're like I could take less snow That's good. You're gonna give me some more sun. Cool. Even the day, right? It's like in in new york It's clearly ice on the road. Yeah, but it's not cold. Yeah, you know what I'm saying I may be at night what happens and we'll probably freeze. No, it's freezing at night Yeah, because it will get cold another night at night. I wanted to go give me a motherfucking dutch You know the truck and I left and I said god lia. Yeah, it's cold. It was a motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, but I guess that's that's the thing It's like it's got it. It's got it. You got to care about it like even with the cova shit You might not care about it, but you're like, yo your mom Could get it and you don't want to be the person who gave it to your mom My mom was with us all for two weeks. She the only person in the house didn't catch cold hilarious She was back. So yeah and booster. No. Oh, well She the only person didn't catch cold. That's the crazy like in my oldest Yeah, they ended up they ended up having to stay another week because my my knees got it But it's like she the only person they didn't get it. Yeah But you know what I'm saying like you gotta make it you gotta tap into people's feelings And that's what they do. They do that shit all the time and they're good at it man. They're fucking good at it That's crazy. 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Go to green chef comm slash idiots 130 and use cold idiots 130 to get $1 and get $130 off Plus free shipping. Okay. That's green chef comm slash idiots 130 and use cold idiots 130 to get $130 off plus free shipping green chef the number one meal kit for eating well Did you see betty white say that she doesn't um The key to a long life was not eating. She never see stayed away from greens Really right before she passed away like three days. She was like the key to a long life She did the article in people magazine And she was like the key to life and i'm sure she was making a joke But she was like the key to life as she stayed away from greens. Oh, you don't eat nothing green Really, I don't believe her. But yeah, I think that's cap, you know, but that's well if she wanted to live to 100 99 is cool. Yeah, I actually think that was the illest thing people got mad at duval For what duval said, but it's only because duval tweets like how he talks so So so he don't give no kind like duval is the funniest person on twitter Yes, he is because he just jumps out the window, right? So he jumps out the window the day betty white dies and he goes God showed betty white something that made her say effort for 2022 The reason I understood what he was saying is because those are the type of things We have conversations about like we've had conversations about like when my grandma passed away in 2006 my grandma Whenever she would go somewhere she would put her wig on So she went in her room She put her wig on she sat in her favorite chair and she passed away And then duval was telling me a story and I'm probably getting a story wrong. I can't remember who it was in this family But uh when that person's husband died they wanted They they used to always go to Atlanta to like hang out whatever it was clearly That's what she wanted the pathway. So she drove to Atlanta from I think Florida or somewhere and she passed away In Atlanta, right? But she wanted she wanted to pass away because her husband was Had already passed like six months six months prior. So when he said that about betty white I'm like, yo, we don't know what happens before death so if you're a person who's 99 years old and you've lived a long prosperous life and You know, you just did an interview with people magazine and people magazine already put you on the cover And they're like, yo betty white turns a hundred very premature. You know what I mean, right? Yeah, we don't know what God might have showed her we don't know how how do we know that god doesn't come to you when you're asleep? Yeah, it's a reaper come to you You know what I mean, how do we know we don't get a choice 48 hours. So you better have fun How do we know so even though He worded it crazy because he's duval. Yeah, I understood what he was Saying, yeah, there was a spiritual nature to what he was there was a spiritual nature Like god and this old person they're having conversation like you really want to go through this 2022 Do you really like you want to deal with the new Coronavirus you want to deal with the more lockdowns you want to do with all this nonsense Or you want to just tap out gracefully right now and fuck over the people of people magazine Betty that's a great way. That's a Betty. That's Betty Come on, man. Yes, y'all imprinted all these magazines. Y'all got them out saying I'm on here suckers Yeah I mean, it's a great joke. It's a great Come on, man. What if people magazine knew she was dead for a while and they still did it. No, no Did she did the interview? Did she Wow Did she they got they got they got uh with some things called Liars like you there Hologram It's a magazine. No, you don't need her there. Okay. Yeah I'm just saying that she died after a call like you don't know we don't know what happens in those moments Yeah, we don't know what she wasn't sick. You know what I mean? She wasn't in an accident. How long you want to live? Um, I take a buck. Let me get a hundred. At least a buck. Right. I need to get a buck. We need a buck Let me get on it when I thought, you know, John Madden 85 That's cool. And that's football 85 too. Like that's cool. That's a good that's good That's a good 85 That's a good 85, bro. John Madden is a legend, bro Like John Madden is a I take that 85 But then when I see people like minister frack on who's like 88 89 when I see he'll get to a buck for sure Clarence Avaughn 90 I just look at my the people that influence me, right? Like, you know, my my entertainment idols are Clarence Avaughn, Arsenio Hall Jay-Z P. D. Green. God bless the dead P. D. Arsenio 65 Looking great. Jay's 50 plus. Yeah, Clarence Avaughn's 90. Yeah, Betty White died at 99. Ooh, actually, let me get the eight I want it. I think we want a hundred, but this is a good good discussion I wanted to ask you about because there was a lot of conversation about Jay-Z in a versus And a lot of people coming for Jay's neck, right? I suppose so and people in the south Believe that future could take Jay in a versus. Yeah, I spoke to young kids. I got a kid who works with me Shifty, he's 18 years old 19 now, I think and He don't even I don't look like I trust that guy. Well, but here's the thing. I'm Shifty. Yeah, Shifty Jazz, this is a real name. Jesus, but but but Shifty and he said that like Jay-Z He doesn't even like he knows who Jay is he knows music But to him Jay's like the guy who wraps it by like financial planning and shit. He's not like the one I was saying that on the way here Okay, go so so what do you think about Jay in a versus like obviously Jay believes that he could be anybody versus but But can he I think it's depending on the audience I think it's so strange Go ahead for us to have seen so many years of hip-hop. Yeah And expect hip-hop artists rappers to be like, yeah, he could beat my ass He could fuck me up in the back. He's gonna have some arrogance. Yeah How Jay-Z feels the way he's supposed to feel One because he's Jay-Z, but also Jay-Z's always felt that way Jay-Z came in the game like I'm better than all of y'all LL what you want. Yeah, he wasn't respecting his elders and his peers. He would pay, you know, you're paying homage But we get on this microphone. I'm a bushy up. I can add. Yeah, how's this called that black poster feel How's his future poster feel? Okay, so we understand he feels that way, but realistically speaking Depending on where the versus Is done in age and the age of the crowd Jay might either dominate or get dominated like if that versus takes place in Atlanta future might be washing them I it depends on the age demographic But words is words though like how you like no it's not no words is better than other versus based on songs Yeah, and sometimes songs hit different especially within different communities like you could put on a fucking mariachi song That mexicans are gonna go crazy for but we might be sitting here like What's the guy you was paying homage to that lady said that Fernandez man the goat Kodak black washes him to me Uh-huh depending on where you do that shit You do that shit downtown l.a. It might be a different story. No, I just don't know any of his music to you Kids ain't listening Kodak black NBA young boy audience don't know jay-z's music. Yeah reasonable doubt. When would you born nila? 95 reasonable doubt came out in 96. Wow Jay-z's first album who some debate was it's his best time came out in 1990s When blueprint was what? 2001 and you was five Wow Think about that These are the classic jay-z albums that we're talking about. Yeah, and nila's a dj Yeah, if it wasn't for your pops and your mom you probably wouldn't even listen to that shit for sure or lauren hill. Yep So how can you be okay? So here's a different question How can you be the goat and recognize as the goat if you can't beat other rappers and the verses and do Those people that don't think that jay-z would win a versus Still recognize him as the goat Probably not. I don't know like what do you think if you can't lose he can't lose. Yes, you can't Uh, it wouldn't be as bad as Nate robison getting knocked out, but it'd be exactly the same The reason I say exactly the same because if your code act black who's what 24 and You do it in florida and it's your demographic Those kids don't care You know what I mean, they don't care Let's I remember man And you might have been there wax. I remember this was a powerhouse. I was maybe it was remember post I used to do his birthday party This was like 10 years ago And the the bill was like walka-flocka mob deep God bless the dead prodigy. I forgot who else. I just remember when walka came out there that crowd went crazy Mind you, we're in new york crowd going crazy to flock up Prodigy comes out. I'm like, oh, oh, shit. You hear that star. My killer's in the hundred dollar billers. Oh my Do you think that you think those kids cared in that crowd? Oh Me and all of us Yeah Them kids was like Man, I want that right. It wasn't disrespect. It was just like they just didn't relate Now when fatty came out it was like whoever that artist is at that time even with uh, the colorful guy six nine Yeah, I ain't no nobody's fucking me but everybody is one crazy whoever's hot at that time Yeah, you could be hot last year. It was all good. Listen just a year ago I think you just had to live through it because when you live through it, you have a connection. That's right Yeah, you can enjoy walka and mob deep, but like if I didn't grow up through mob deep, I'm not gonna be Yeah, I related I was very relatable to whole isn't there some music that's just objectively better than other music like It's not about how good it is. Yo, it's literally about what nila just said It's about the connection you have because we have moments that have happened to these records Like I can I just I can remember things that I was doing when reasonable that was I can remember Going to the hard-knock life tour and seeing jz flash that watch when he was doing one in the middle Are you looking at my row ice bending up my sleeve and that's it blinding the crowd and you're like Oh, I gotta get in this business I gotta be in hip hop, you know what I mean like these kids don't have that connection That's it. I do think that some older songs are are just hits like what like certain songs have a vibration that no matter What age like you could fuck with this shit kind of like boys to men like end of the road comes on people Thing that might be different than rapping though, because I believe that I think singing is different way singing singing can last forever In the club it don't matter what age No, that is an interesting point that he makes though about like Singing compared to rapping like rap has to be relatable. You want to like live vicariously through it There are songs. I truly do not know the lyrics to and I kind of just like hum along to them Like sweet Caroline comes on. Oh, I don't even know what the fuck that's all about You're talking about a slapper though, bro I'm sure you heard that in the garden. Ah, yes. So boxing matches When I'm higher, I like certain songs like what like if I'm high then I like if I heard that song when I'm high I always like that song like if I if you like you hear that song or something like a big event that you like it Yeah, that's why we that's what they're saying is like you're tapping into nostalgia So you have you remember these moments with these iconic songs. So you're feeling the moment when you hear the song Yeah, it takes you back to that that that feel that's like why like exercise like with exercise like the right playlist can make you run faster Longer they said Drake makes you run slower I get that I get that on my workout playlist that make me go really Yeah And can't take a joke. I'll I'll run. I'm gonna be on with you. Never heard Can't sit nonstop, but you know, you know what I've you know what I did I just would uh, yeah, yeah, that's just last I'm back on my sit-ups and I started doing my sit-ups and it was hard and I was like, I went to little john um songs yesterday and I I was Running the Drake makes you slow up according to new study I really love this album growing up as you've never said that ever and you're like, what I'm listening to little bow I used to listen to bow. I don't use a kid No, you didn't because it was on the radio and shit all the time. I remember the video on it We watch on uh, what was it one of six in park and she used to come on But it's not like you went to school. Yeah, you didn't see that was her bow. I was her jay-z Stop He was still jay-z at the time stop it That jay-z. I see what he's saying though. You told me you cried bow out You said when bow I thought it didn't see air you cried never said who told me that You know, so because they had this picture on their wall and everything Yeah, okay, okay Had this connection to bow out How's it go wait, which one is this? Oh, you just don't know Let me sit my old ass down somewhere Let me hear some lyrics. Let me hear the lyrics. Let me hear it But I'm happy parking for the gold Representing so-so And due to I'm the fire scene walking through junior high schools to make sweet caroline You see what I'm saying I say jay-z That's they hope Depends on the record whatever happened to that teacher Depends on the record Yo, yippie. Yay I know that part park with me now Go to jay-z never change. I know nilan don't know that Never change Girls girls girls of course you could do that was a radio record Because I know I know the words And you know jay-z never change here's the thing though That's that's where you'll get in trouble because see the reason it's so easy to dismiss kodak black a nba young boy Off future whoever This is wax every day I never change this is why every day I never change this is me Oh Representa oh some of the winner. Oh, they're alive 24 7365 One cd 365 left this e and kirk welcome home the charge No amount of money ruin this thing of ours We will bricks like Street lights we're colliding with life as we speak like it'll be blueprint though But that my point is Keep an ice Black is younger than you These kids don't care. Yeah, so those mid those matches don't even make no sense. Oh, you know, I could do um This shit'll get washed. I could do yeah Girls girls girls get washed and I love I love girls girls girls Make it washed But by the way when jay-z here's the thing this this review suits my guy rob Jay-z with alkanye beats does he beat anybody in a hundred percent? All right, absolutely flow as we talk He got he got he got four classics before kanye became a lot I don't want to see jay-z versus kanye, but then it's weird because kanye can play the game now. Let's talk about that Who can go against jay-z in the verses kanye? Who can go against kanye in the verses is the little wing because kanye got the production. That's the thing like kanye and drake You don't think let me even know drinking go against kanye in the verses, man Real talk kanye kanye kanye washes drake just because of the production alone Like jay got better bars, but I mean drake got better bars, but like the production on kanye is just so fucking uniquely different Oh, that's interesting, but feral don't got the bars If we're talking about feral's production is crazy if we're talking about if we're talking about a fair Versus right a matchup that universally Even globally. Yeah, everybody would tune into and it would make sense. Yeah, there's only two people No Jay and yay. Yeah, are jay and drake when we Oh, what about jay and Beyonce? Why do we say stuff like that? Why do we say stuff like you don't you don't think you don't think little way? Because to me jay-z washes beyond What Beyonce gonna do when jay plays um allow me to reintroduce myself my name is I know he's gonna say that No, you don't even know the words in his song How is it good if you don't even know the words Upgrade you That's what you're doing. Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is hope now. That's good. You don't know that goes through One million two million three million four What's Beyonce gonna do against you don't know It's only just you can't do rap versus r&b I saw somebody say that on twitter They was like the only person that could be jays in his house. I'm like, what are you talking about? Nah No, he's talking about the sister. No sister don't live with them To me even when jay said that to my guy Rob Markman when he said that when he was like Let's not even have that conversation. Nobody wants him universes. I'm telling y'all right now Jay-z wasn't thinking about the people y'all was thinking about Jay-z never thought in a million years y'all be saying future NBA Kanye make more Kanye make sense. Noz makes sense. Wayne would even make sense, but Wayne would get when would you watch? I would really enjoy it, but I feel like for public perception noz wouldn't win because noz hates beats noz hates music That's the old narrative we got to change that is voice better hit boy. Oh, that's right now. He's working in hit boy It's the same vibe. No, I love it. I love king dreams one. You love it, but disease one two in magic great I think his air. I think it's a little bit of like competition And I again, I don't know noz in his perspective, but like I just know how His pen is so prolific and he knows that and he believes in the pen So maybe there's some part of it. It's like I don't want nothing distracting from the pen We're talking about songs and slappers man. Jay got the slappers. Listen. I love lil wane. Lil wane is a legend We should give lil wane his flowers all the time It ain't not gonna work. I think I think that Drake work the reason I think I think lil wane is better than drake I think lil wane shit's better than drake. Name the 20. Name the 20 songs. That's my point wane wane wanes wanes is legend Is is because of features Mix tapes and all that tape and he had like a run Unbelievable run. By the way the run that we're even talking about he had a run before that Like we're talking about a guy that's been around since 96 With vg when he was in a group of vg with baby gangsters when then he was in the hot boys Then you know cash money got the record deal and then he came out as a solo artist Then he came back as young money lil wane like wane is uh, you can't take nothing from wane I'm just talking about 20 songs versus 20 songs them features And you know those mix tape freestyles. They're not beating hove's catalog, bro. Allow me to reintroduce myself Come on, man. What are you gonna fall that way? Lil wane got jd lyrics tatted on him, but really you Yes, you hold that song. I don't think you can put people together if they're not in like the same like class I agree But that's the fun thing about these discussions And the fun thing about these discussions is like is you're putting together people that would never do this, right? And it's like that's the great thing about goat discussion of top five discussions Is like yep, jordan labran played against completely different competition But it's fun to pontificate on like how they would exist within each other's competition But it's just 20 records. So they got 20 records. That's it. It's a great I love wane. I just don't think wane got a 20 that can fuck with j and I think that it's It'd be really night and day. I'm gonna tell y'all somebody else y'all sleep on in the verses I don't know but that because I've seen the drake and wane when they had their verses type tour And I honestly was just there to see drake, but wane came in like Yeah, but listen to what you said you said drake versus wane and this was at a time when drake was on with his second album Yeah, I'm saying wane versus j I ain't that 28 ain't that 20. You know what I mean? The 20 verse 20 wane got a they ain't gonna be the 20 hold Got so what you think it'd be 812 Um, I wait wait wait might point some round. I mean it depends on the playlist too Like I think j could go 20 and oh against somebody depending on I don't even think that's a good match up The best the best match up for Jay-Z in rap would be Kanye and Drake. What about dr. Dre? Why does no one bring him up like dr. Dre? Because we don't think about him as like a rapper But if you really think about the music that he put out like I bet if it's 10 songs So anybody with 10 Drake can go 20 So then where does he sit in it you talking about draper's did he that would be good For real No, dr. And did he is actually the perfect matchup, but I just don't know who wins it I think dream like got it, bro. It's hard to say. I really don't know Take that take no, but that's they're from the same area. That's a good matchup. Did he get outperform him? I mean if they if they if they're stage presence Yeah, yeah I'm gonna just be like That's the perfect matchup. Why don't they do that? That's the one like that's the one they should try to make happen like forget jay not ever doing it Dray and did he probably never doing it either, but dray and did he is the perfect man And you get people to show up to actually do their verses man who can get more people to show up That's amazing like saddle the beef that's amazing East coast Yeah Dray and did he is perfect for so many different reasons Especially perception because perception plays a role in a lot of that too Right because a lot of times we look at people and we look at their success You know what I mean? And we look at their success and uh like somebody we was we was debating the other day in the group chat And somebody put up a old tweet that ciara posted and ciara I guess her and rihanna had an issue and ciara was like rihanna. You don't want to see me on that stage perform And the group chat was like She's bugging like this this this tweet didn't age. Well, and I was like, yes, it did. Yeah I'm like rihanna's a superstar Rihanna might even have better music, but I'm so Performing forget it, bro. Yeah When I see the my my buggy Yeah, chris brown performs better than probably everybody. Yeah great point. Yeah great point of control Yeah, but he gets washed in the verses versus big usher and y'all got to stop I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I love chris brown for album Usher got so many fucking records Yeah, usher got so many Usher got so many records chris brown does too. Yeah, I don't know Can you sing chris brown song? Yes, well, I can't sing but you know And by the way, I'm not saying chris brown don't and I think that's what we that's what we feel And we have these conversations about verses chris brown is a whole legend Yeah, chris brown guy chris brown guy hits But I'm telling y'all his levels to this legend shit. Yeah, and what usher got Them 20 usher would play Nuclear bomb. So I was jason drool. I'm so upset I didn't know if it was because he got called usher because he got called bitch ass Oh, he's he called him a bitch ass because he said somebody got smacked It was somebody was a curse word after that. So I don't know what set him off All I know is he said, why would you smack him like that? If you never thought jason drool was Haitian before this Yeah, why you smack him? I love it. Watch this Get your hands dirty big jason Jason was like fuck that fuck waiting on my people to do it. I'm gonna show you who you playing with He was clearly having a bad day Can I say can I ask another question? Yes, and this is just me playing devil's advocate because I don't know any of these people's situation You see something like that happen, right? And even though we don't have the full context How come nobody's saying Maybe jason derulo got cte Maybe jason derulo got mental health issues. Oh his girl I'm just saying Bro He could have serious mental health issues for me in that corner We're so quick. And by the way, I'm not diagnosed with nobody. I don't know But when antonio brown situation happened a midi larry body's like cte He got mental health issues, whatever whatever all I saw was a man making a choice I don't know what led him to do what he did, but it wasn't that crazy Yeah, he said fucking let me people do that Something in that moment crazy bread doing that like there was some numbers you go go I'm glad you said that because that's what we do. We look at people and we'd be like He walked away from a million dollars. Hey, we did the chappelle. Yeah, we don't know what led them to do that Yeah, but I don't just jump the mental illness. Yeah If it is a mental health issue Yo, I want the brother to go get the help you deserve. But all I saw in that moment Was a man making a choice That's what he's saying Did he give out an explanation why he did it or what people say in the right That he was injured and he didn't want to play or he felt like he was injured. He didn't want to play and then That coach was like go in and he was like, no, I'm not going in and then The coach said he never said that the coach said I never that never happened the coach said he never told me He had an ankle issue whatever whatever. Yeah, my only thing is why are we so quick to just dismiss Somebody's feelings. Sometimes it's the it's the pat. It's like the profession they're in right like if a wrestler or fit like MMA You know like someone that you know that could suffer from something because of the hits that they'd taken Then we're like, okay, maybe that's why he would walk away from all that money or walk away from something He loved or dedicate his whole life to I would argue that The football field is the place where Antonio brown probably makes his best decisions Because most of his issues are off the field. We've never seen him act like that on the field. This is the wild part, right? He's done all his stuff off the field. Yes, and you know, I didn't hear that then I didn't hear Oh, he got ventilation at it. But as soon as he does this on the field, which is to me Is this a choice? Yeah, he took his stuff off. He gave a goodbye He looked perfectly saying to me He ain't got not one hair cut on that field. God bless y'all Calling my driver to go pick me up. I'm going to the game the next day. Yeah Where's the I don't see nothing crazy about that. Yeah, I guess not. I mean what was crazy is that The Buccaneers ended up winning the game Well, that's because the last second drive man of all time. They might have the greatest Jesus included we're gonna listen. I'm telling y'all right now. Tell me y'all right now. Relax. No, no, no I'm talking about Jesus That's the versus we need to talk about Tom Brady versus Jesus Guys and gals, yo 20 years bro, not even 20 years. Listen to me 20 years is going to be some different conversations, man. He ain't got 20 rings So he can't even compete against Jesus. Jesus got 20 rings. Jesus got 20 people that you're celebrating three kings today We ain't never doing that with Brady Service The office of linemen we celebrate We don't know who his running back was We know brady You can name idiot old patreons teams. You can name those busty. You know what? I'll take that back There might be one person we celebrate with brady. Okay grunk. Yeah, and that's because grunk is smart enough to roll with the The god Broke came out of retirement. Yeah, I came back from the dead because brady resurrected Listen jesus, I'm with you all. There's your blood the blind man Healing wax. I was out here being a whore like come on. Listen. I'm with you on all of those things But he won six super bowl rings and one ain't enough jesus got so much I'm not putting tom brady over jesus. I'm just telling y'all in the future. No I'm just telling y'all in the future. There's gonna be a conversation Bro, listen, they said what if you just came back as tom brady? nah Because he ain't doing no miracles for me. He ain't go to the cowboys and winning the shit for me Oh Maybe he only does it for his followers I ain't got nothing. Listen jesus do it for all of us. He woke you up this morning. You you us me Maybe we don't have it. Maybe the cowboys don't believe in love. Maybe we do it for his fuck. Maybe we worship the star more than we worship god son That's a good one though. So listen if you come you gotta be a one you gotta get on board, bro He got rules y'all playing but i'm telling you in the future There's gonna be a real debate about tom brady and jesus the man is 44 years old He's falling. He's falling. Listen. Yeah, it all depends on when he dies. He's just doing it at 44. It all depends on when he dies God you can't you listen god you gave this man this sense to you Okay, you know his heart I'm just saying you'll see watch mark my words 20 years from now Yeah, you're gonna be really sitting back watching some kids in the metaverse debate Yo, about who is who is jesus or did jesus come back as brady? Jesus is never going to die down. Would you be a patriots fan if jesus came back as brady? I will have no choice. You have to follow him. Hey, would you know jesus if jesus came back? Um, yes. I mean, I I always think that jesus is like anybody who asks for money You know what i'm saying for some reasons like, you know the guys out there in the streets I don't want to yeah I don't want to because he's not gonna come back as a rich man and all that He's gonna come back as somebody that you probably gonna be like, ah shoot shoot. Yeah I just felt like that tom brady Was a six or seventh round draft. Yeah He wasn't Beloved he didn't come into the league and everybody expected him to be the greatest quarterback of all time He was a scrawny ass kid who got drafted in the sixth or seventh round He was like captain america before captain america got the stupid serum Right and then he became this Deity. Yeah, so I can't see he didn't come from means bro like like like to your point He didn't key was the beggar Yeah, he was the beggar, but he ain't he I mean god loved me so much. He wouldn't go to the Patriot. He went to the cowboys the patriots. Hey the patriots sucked They did oh The only reason brady got in the game because blood so got hurt true blood so got hurt That sound like a miracle to me, bro But that's not like a miracle to me The way you turn around that Patriots franchise six rings, bro And then went to Tampa and got another one. Yeah, dude, but what if he lose but he lost jesus ain't gonna lose He lost against ck He lost against ck Listen jesus listen even his death. Yeah would still make him even better. Yeah Huh It could be taken as a loss. Yep, but it's when if you're rooting for the teams. Yeah, it's a sacrifice What I'm just saying I hear what you're saying. You know what I mean To me it's a loss. I think you gotta follow jesus, bro. I'm with jesus all day long. I'm all day jesus I'm just saying in the future. There's gonna be some discussions. Yeah That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm I think you need to get on the tv 12 method, bro Let's uh, that's his new gospel. 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Uh, let's do some asking idiots tailor And salute but ain't I playing in brooklyn you see this shit 17 alleged gang members charged in sweeping indictment in brooklyn eric adams, baby Investigation show the teens flaunting their guns on social media including one shoving a gun inside a puppy's mouth They're accused of four murders and charged in that 118 count indictment man Boy, this is the crazy world that we live in yo the fact that people really be thinking these crimes are okay Yeah It's like why don't you put a gun in a puppy's mouth? You got the feds on you now the peter You know What happened with don't fuck with cats that uh showing Netflix People were raising hell about somebody was chopping up cats, right? Yeah, it was killing cats Salute to peter man salute to ingrid uh newkirk. She's the president of uh, peter. She sent me a A nice card for the holidays And she sent me a a wu-tang clan wallet I guess she knows i'm a wu-tang clan fan so she sent me a Wow, I guess the riser makes wallets and she sent me one And she asked me to please leave them alone in 2022 She told me to stop fucking with them man, you know, I mean peter's just funny peter is peter's what I mean when I talk about things that just so absurd. It's like Nothing's even it's not even satire like it's not even fun Yeah, I give them donkey today But it's not even funny because it's just like the shit that they be upset about is silly Like don't say dog on Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean those dogs and cats All animals what what I forgot what I didn't matter if I had a chicken farm It's furious. Oh my god furious. Well, what did they do with the last people? Let me see, uh Was it yeah peter urges people to stop using animal names is insults Yeah, yeah, that's what it was Yeah, I call somebody a chicken Yeah, you Are you mad what I said and this I I think this is logical We don't even know if that's what you call animals Yeah, has a chicken ever come to you and said hi. I'm a chicken. Nope Has a has a has a tiger ever come here said hi. I'm a tiger. We labeled These things these creatures these names. Yeah, and then you're gonna get mad at me because I'm calling But they might know their names kind of like how your dog learns their name that you give it to them I didn't get what you're saying. That's why they but nobody never say bird They play harry Yo, how do we know by the way, how do we know? You do realize dogs are the only ones that human rush, right? Yeah, everybody else don't want nothing to do with those Cow cows it damn little fucky talking to Yeah You walk up to a baby like pig my bucket seat right there and that's why they keep eating Now dawg all the time fuck with you Pigs pigs and they want food because you're welcome to him with some food Hungry that's all he wants food so they starve them until they get people with it. Say what dolphins do for sure. Yeah That's what we call girls dolphins But then I don't we still don't know that's their name Dolphin, yeah, we have no idea Yeah, they don't even have english like they have their own language. They're all in way of communication They probably don't even give a flying fuck. They have like echoes and shit. I think What if they call them as racial slurs? What if we hear an oink, but they really say in niggas What if sheep say bad, but they really say in kragas We have no idea what the fuck they're doing all I'm simply saying is we've labeled these animals these names and then we're going to tell Humans don't call other humans these names. You ain't asking animals for permission. Yeah I gotta hear pita These names, huh? Who actually made these names? Who who said bird like do we listen to every Everybody listen to one person only one person made that name up. I don't know. Yeah, who was that motherfucker? I don't know the first person to talk about them chickens. No You think no English he was speaking Aramaic or some shit right like No, yeah, no, what language was he even speaking man. No way he was speaking when we speaking nah Bro, no, it's possible. Yo, the Noah sheet is crazy if you think about it Why because he didn't fuck none of the animals The sheep got the nice pussy I'm Scottish my people been fucking sheep for years. That's why we wear kilts Hmm, they put it right up. You can't chase the sheep with your pants right in your ankle She That's Noah was building the ark people was calling him crazy. Yeah, there was other humans on the ark Why is he splitting the sheep pussy like that? That's crazy. That ain't no sheep pussy, right? That's sheep pussy, bro Oh, it's not He must have shaved the sheep. He's a wild guy Oh By the way, that's how I know That that thing is not called a sheep Because sheepess means What does it say the definition of sheepess is showing embarrassment from shame are a lack of self-confidence You busting it open like them sheep. That's confidence. You confident as fuck. Hell. Yeah. They know. They don't think What are you watching yo Is we eat sheep like we'll eat them. I've never eaten All the time. Oh, shit lamb and sheep Eat sheep. But the fact that he's Hold on lamb and sheep. Yeah I eat lamb once a week. Nah, but lamb and sheep Do Yeah, google that google that google lamb Sheep bro google lamb pussy You had no lamb with sheep That's not the same Nah, that guy's just he plans to sheep the same thing No, they not Lamb is a young sheep. A lamb is a young sheep. No, I didn't know a lamb was a young sheep. Yeah, yeah Lamb Cut them lips off cook them up real quick man ingrid hates this conversation Why But she'd rather us eat the lamb the sheep right because the sheep's older let the lamb live a little longer Sheep almost about to die. Yeah, the crazy. I'm telling you that Noah named all these animals Yeah, because he was on that ark for 40 days and 40 nights You know what Tom Hanks named wilson? Yeah If you're the only human I don't know if Noah was the only human on the ark I'm not sure But if you're the only person on the ark Yeah, this family. Yeah, but they wouldn't listen to him either. Oh, but he just forced them on I mean when the water came everybody had no choice. Oh, yeah more than him But anyway, so he's just naming these fucking animals giraffe Wow The naming system we used was invented by a scientist an explorer called what caroless lanais who the fuck named them His idea was to give each creature a two-part name a species name and a genus. Oh, yeah, it's genus and species Yeah, so we let one person name all the animals. That's probably a woman on the ark with him Yeah, four women on the ark with him. Yeah, because he had his daughters I just googled it. Yeah, and he had his wife No, let's see. Yeah, but there was a family of concubines go for wives Who got time he was chilling if you're gonna take the time to name all the animals good for you I'm not gonna job. I'm not gonna fucking question that I'm gonna argue with you on that shit Your job is named the animal Let's do some asking idiots, man. All right, let's do it. All right, what we got? What do you tell what we do? They said do you do you think your wives are ever cheap? Oh, come on That's my nightmare shit Like right now I got people installing my fucking my bathrooms right now in the house And I don't like that out there in the world Well, you still yo, you gotta be if you gotta stop being afraid of your own karma, yo What do you mean? I got three men in there changing my bathrooms And she's dealing with the baby. What the fuck you think I think is going on in my mind You see, I can't I don't know. I would like to know tell us what I can't think right now I can't wait to get out and go home. She in the house of three men. What the fuck is going on? Why is she in the house? Damn, bro I ain't who says I'm thinking she's on to sleep with him. I just don't want why she in the house though No, why is she in the house? Alone bro, you don't think she should be in the house alone That's what I said Trust your fiance man Ain't about me trusting her about trusting the guys like girls guys They really really have to go trust that girl. You know the company. You know what the company is Yeah, I know the company Nothing you good. You know the company. You know their names. That's what they're gonna do What are you saying? What are you saying about Carla bro? I'm just saying what was I doing? I need to do dumb shit. You're afraid of your own karma. I said that With your kids the same way you are about Carla all the time Did you dick it hard when you saw those sheets? No, not at all I'm just asking Not even when he did that little pro tractor shit. I really just touched you and said we have a lamb That might be cold you got horny and hungry to say Lamb baby. No, cuz I want she said we'll be eating for uh, how did you know that lamb pussy look just like no Can we always talk about lamb? No, no in the country. Yeah, that's not you hear those stories. I got It smashed everything. I heard plenty of stories guys I knew I knew a guy that they used to catch fucking the goddamn. She's What's his name I would never say do I know him if I'm not no, no, you don't know him at all Was he at your wedding? Hell no, no I don't take it We can all rehabilitate and become That's not one of them things you forget. Yeah Can you come in what can you she's trying to think about She's like, can you come in it? Will it make a baby? Yes, she said that I was thinking that too Taylor No, I I was thinking about me the same genus No, yeah, I ain't gonna lie to you or in the country. I see a rabbit cat No Scientifically it needs to be the same genus or species And then within a genus There's a bunch of different for example like multiple dogs can mate with each other because they're all dog and then they're Genus No, it's not the same family. No, I've seen it before I'm telling you It didn't people in the country be seeing shit because you're so fucking bored. Get a video game There's a chupacabra. Oh, that's all bad. I've seen a chupacabra Any Mexicans buy you it's the vampire I grew up next to one man. What one a million or top Way to top Mixed up in me something. I knew the bird in the rat made a bat. No No, it's a flying rat. All you say that's what I can't take off. What happened though a rat in the bat did what? Why you say no, it's not true. You said a rat in the bat made a bat. No Rat and a bird made a But that's not how it happened. So how did it happen? Isn't it lab? No, it just evolved that way. See when two animals made it together and made a different that's how it works They just evolved that way. Your search history is wild. Sheep pussy, rat and bird Two animals fucking Made it Made what animal? I mean, it's sort of all instead of image. Yo, Taylor you're too different Her search is We got enough to lock you up Taylor. Yeah You clearly in the bestiality based off your search history. Look at that dog bird. That's crazy, but that's not real. That's wild But This is thought google google big foot porn. Oh god You're gonna see you're gonna see girls with big feet Yeah No, put it all as one word big foot put big foot it matter of fact put side squash. Let's be genus. Correct. What's the word? I don't know. That's genus or species. Okay s s a c q s a s squats things you don't do s a s q u a t c h s a s q u a s a s q u q u a t c h there you go there you go now put side squash porn I don't want to see what happens and everybody look at holy shit Yo Nothing, look at this side squash dick it down people You did that somebody in a uniform uh I'll tell you one thing If this shit is real that whole big foot theory is out the way when people look at you and be like Oh, you got big feet. You know what that means I don't know the man You were big shoes Wow, let's go back to after years. Come on. Let's do two more after news. Come on tell I thought I was about to see some like wild cocks Wild wild cocks You can just when I'm with you all I see is socks quack Sots quack Sots socks Come on Okay, every homeless man got big dicks. What what are you talking about? That's true though. Yeah, that's wild out of context show That's true You can't do something that doesn't come on yo Homeless dudes got big dicks I thought I was talking about wild cocks bro, but you can't just bring out I've been thinking about that the homeless dude with big dicks thing Is it all homeless dudes got big dicks or just the big dick ones take them out and pee more publicly because it's big Mmm Like so now i'm attributing big dicks to all homeless people But the reality is they're just a few that have huge dicks and then when they pee they don't try to hide it I mean it makes you think about like just like life, right when they say like your life is predetermined You know what I mean? So when you go to la and you see all these You know All these guys pitch intense. Yeah, it's like you got to have a big dick in order to pitch the tent You're saying to pop away you're saying they're using their cocks in order to keep the tent up To keep the tent up. Yeah. Oh my god, but what about the ones in new york? What about them it's cold We can't really have a That's why they're homeless bro. That's why big dicks overrated That's why they homeless women kicking them out like get that big shit out of here. I don't want that. It's too much Yeah, you know me Your dick's too big and I feel too good get out of my house Um What's one memory from 20 that's from bugs nine? I was one memory from 2021 that you won't forget getting married obviously Sure. Blessings My son being born. Yeah Yeah, 2021 was fire, bro. I'm not gonna lie on every level personal professional Financial financial that kids were born like it was bad that 2021 was fire 2020 was a great fucking year It was a great, you know, it really was a great year for more personal reasons than anything Yeah, it's like, um, I think I finally I got to a place where it's like I'm stop. I'm not letting a lot of things from the the past weigh me down Which is one thing therapy does right you start going to therapy And you start peeling back all of these layers and you start dealing with things that you've never dealt with And you start finding things out about yourself that you never even knew and the things that have caused you trauma That you didn't even realize caused you trauma and so now you got to You got to learn to Deal with that shit. Yeah, you know what I mean? So you're going to therapy for one thing. Yeah But then you really open up A pandora's box of a whole bunch of other stuff. So, you know, you know, she uh, the therapist told me to do Look at my back and look at my feet Either by the bottom of my feet something that we never ever did before Look at your back Like looking in the mirror in my back and then look at the bottom of my feet Guys, guys, thank you so much for listening to brilliant idiots. It's great to be back. You know, if If you said something, there's absolutely idiotic I know what I could do more Before we go, I know what happened. What happened that you told her the story about how we about how you had that dude sending ass bitches No Joke on this guy It was a friend of ours And we was we was catfishing to do. Yeah He was talking to us He thought we were the girl That's gay y'all to be honest It was kind of wild But we were just trying to see what he would do It was some black mirror scrapping white shit No, we were trying to see what the fuck he would do. Like, how far would you go? What did you make him sin? What did we make him sin? No truth, don't lie I don't think so. His ass, his feet His feet, so if you tell your therapist that And then your therapist says, you know what you should do? You should look at your feet and you should look at your back in the mirror No, no, I Just look look behind you because we never do Like in the mirror to look behind you because we never do what were you wearing when you do that? I don't know. She just didn't say she's look behind you. We never look behind you did it. What were you wearing? I didn't do it. Yeah, I just looked at the bottom of my feet though I got a mirror and I looked at the bottom of my feet and I was like, oh, I've never seen that She's just getting you back, bro. Next thing she gonna do is tell you You should do from now on before you eat rub the silverware on your penis. No It didn't pray everything that you've told everything that you've done that you've told your therapist I never told her about that story though, but all this time you look at the bottom of your feet One last time you looked at the bottom of your feet all the time all the time Yes, you can see it. Yes So you can see your feet when you watch it You can't sit crisscross applesauce so you can see your foot at the bottom when I'm with you I got the bottom like the lines we got right in our hand. Wow wild cocks No, I take we got enough Um, yeah I mean, there's some good ones, but uh, whatever That is a goal. Let's answer this one before we go I'm not Now he was killing me at your wedding too, but it was like this motherfucker really got on a sweat suit It was like, yo shawlamin feet shawlamin shoes is too big for his feet Yo, yo those comments were so crazy under Taylor paid somebody was like everybody killing it except for the nard I Was trying to get that shit what try to try to give me a sweat suit like suit If I didn't know what I still had on what did I have on I don't know It's one up here. I want to scroll up tail is one. This is a good one because I really don't I don't know if we're even here Scroll up some more. I saw it One more one more one more right there. What the heck the 13? He says what made you step back and realize there is no hope for society. Who said that? That's what I've done lately. I took a step back and realized like Let life play out. Yeah, I want to be an angel because it's gonna play it out Regardless like you can't do nothing about it. So I'm 43 and I can't believe the shit that I'm seeing now So I gotta get the and enjoy it That's the thing like if you start looking all these motherfuckers as entertainment and by motherfuckers I mean everybody everybody literally entertainers politicians all them if you look at him as entertainment You don't get too riled up. It's so much fun Life is so much fun. Who do we take serious? Nobody Nobody literally if you don't take nobody nobody alive Yeah, maybe maybe the older older older generation Jesus, you know the spiritual leaders have spiritual leaders And I'm not saying all pot like there's some politics. They do have good intentions and maybe you ride with them that kind of Shit like I don't believe none of all these legacy motherfuckers that have been around forever Nancy Pelosi been there for a hundred years or something like it's just entertainment It's just entertainment It all depends on what they're talking about though like society would you believe it that no no men would cheat You know I'm saying do y'all think that's done. What about women? Yeah, they would cheat but that's all based on you like your world can literally be your world in my world I don't cheat. Yeah, but therefore I don't care what other guys do. Yeah, like I can only I know what I do I do was best for me. Yeah, that's it. I'm not trying to force nothing on you I'm only gonna tell you what works for me I'm gonna take you to my successes. I'm a name that that might not be the key to your success That other vagina might be your inspiration I saw Joey badass say something this week and he was talking about um, why can't we just be you know Be honest with our women like we can't be faithful. Just say it like Both of us have been in polygamous relationships and didn't even know it. Yeah All you're simply saying is just be honest. Yeah, so whatever works for you and works for the person in your way Do it way to say that though It's a way to say that don't ever feel like if you ever did it before is you have to say it the right way Yeah, you know I'm saying I he's a man. I don't want no man come that none of us and they did it before You know I'm saying that's kind of corny Like I think he was going after tristan tomson when he was saying that type of shit No, after don't come at me like they either Give me the dm or something and talk to me in a certain way. Yeah, I took it out of that because I ain't even it's like, okay I don't I don't know why he Aimed at tristan in that way but dummy tristan is, huh? Fucking dummy He's not married though. That's what I see. He's a 30 year old NBA player. He's not married I'm sure he won kids and why are we asking surprise? He just did this to another girl before but who why are we judging that man? I don't know. I don't I can't have kids. Why not? He's not married. You got a girl pregnant. You don't want to have a kid with you could judge that But he's done it multiple times. Yeah, he's a dummy But if you make one mistake, he's not dummy. We make mistakes But you make the same mistake again, but what if he wanted nothing the girl won't have a baby with the girl And they both happy she's getting money for sure. He's having another kid like what's the problem? He said 75 grand you're not getting nothing else. Listen, I'm gonna tell y'all something a lot of y'all that's listening Y'all may not want to understand this But your daddy was in the same situation as tristan thompson. He didn't want you at first either And he had to go get that paternity test to make sure that you was his But that's a fact. My dad was old as hell. He couldn't wait to have a kid Your mom and dad married It's a lot of y'all out there right now Whose mom and dad never got married. Yeah, and you 20 something years old and if you have a real conversation with your pops Your pops would be like I had to check to make sure you was mine I Well, listen, I know a lot of people who did that a hit bastard child from philly wahala What do you mean? How was he looking at you? Look at around the room Not seeing you saying for sure that you're giving to This generation of none I'm just telling them like a lot of them were in that situation tristan thompson. I'm not making no excuses for the brother I'm just saying he's not married. Yep. He didn't violate any vows. Yeah. He did nothing And by the way, if it wasn't chloe Kardashian, y'all would not care I am really interested in seeing how like the generation of kids who parents are publicly You know Like showing titties and shit. No, didn't that and like I didn't necessarily have this child And then you grow up and you see that. Oh, yeah People know you. Yeah, there's just digital documentation now. This has been going on since the beginning Now it's different because I can see that person like I know your parent How dumb is fucking tristan thompson to text her that just call her call her until the offer but don't have it available Now your kid gets to see that that's true. That's true. You gotta leave her on me that guy. Yeah, yeah You can't take nothing. They could grab anything. What did you say? You gotta leave her on read, bro Red bro, what I say leave her on read. Oh Is Don't it say read Published author, okay You're a new york time selling Leave her on read I never heard that Why red it would call is red because it was already red Oh How you smell red, huh, how you smell red the same way Same way, so it's red and red. Yeah This whole time I thought they were saying leave more read. I gotta pay attention I swear to say really, I've never heard nobody say leave more Well as as you've been saying for the past 10 minutes as always If you listen to this podcast and you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant You're absolutely right. What if you just if you think it was just a couple idiots You don't know shit. Hey man, leave us on read Thank you for listening