 All right, it seems we are ready to start. So welcome everyone to DevConf 15. It has officially started. This is the biggest DevConf so far. Maybe the time will tell it's the biggest DevConf ever. We have more than 550 registrations. So you probably already know about our website, but the wiki has a lot of information. The FAQ has a lot of information. So if you have any question, go to the FAQ. It's very likely that it's going to be there, well, the network information. But one important message is that please wear your badge, particularly on the first days. Please wear your badge in a visible way so that people that interact with you, mine is here, I'm on video. And please do not swap badges with people for fun until people have had the opportunity to meet you. We know it's fun, but at the beginning of the conference there's a lot of new people. So out of respect for these new people, please wear your badge so that they know who you are. Oh, yeah, so welcome everybody that came from very far away. Welcome everyone that came from close by. Welcome everyone that's watching on the streams, our DPL, our former DPLs. The press that is covering the event, the sponsors that are sponsoring, everyone is welcome. So the venue, some of you have been here already and know it very well, but some others are new. So this is a schema of the venue. We are currently in Heidelberg, one, two, three. On the other end of the building is the other talk room, which is called Berlin London. And if you see the schema, there's a lot of small rooms. Some of those rooms like Stockholm, Bean, Syrac, Helsinki, Madrid, Athon. Some of those rooms will be used for buffs or talks or in-person meetings. And some of those rooms will be used for hacking. But basically the whole venue is a big hack lab. There are some hacking spaces like underneath here, this talk room, there's a hacking space with power bars and tables. But whenever you feel like it, if you see a table, consider it part of the whole hack lab. The whole venue is a big hack lab, you feel free to hack wherever you want. So this room is not big enough for 550 people. So when there are plenaries, which means that there's no other talk in parallel, the other talk room, Berlin London, will be streaming the talk. So if you find that you cannot sit here, you can go over there and have a seat there. It's not exactly the same as being in the room, but it's better than not being at all there. Some additional important information. The meal times, there's signs about this, but just in case you need to know it. Yeah, I could fix that, but somehow it's... Sorry, that's what made me want your answer. So apart from the meal times in the bistro, which is by the lobby, you can get food until 2am. So if you run hungry later, you can go and get sandwich or a wrap. And the prices are lower, thanks to an anonymous sponsor. So thank you very much, an anonymous sponsor. Tap water is good. It's yummy. You can go and drink tap water. Many of you have received a water flask with your conference bag if you're registered on time, so you can use that to fill it with tap water. Yeah, so every morning at quarter to ten before the first talk, we will have a morning briefing where we will give you important information, and we will do a raffle. This is the previous version of the PDF. Sorry, something went wrong. We will do a raffle at the morning briefings. Tomorrow we will start with... Whatever, it doesn't matter. Tomorrow we will start raffling a completely free X200 laptop that has like completely free firmware that was donated to us. So even though we have a lot of things tonight, we strongly advise that you are there because if you are not there, you will not get the price. You need to be there to get the price. And that's it for me. So of course this wouldn't have been possible without our sponsors. First and foremost, our platinum sponsor, HP. Thank you very much. Then there's also all the gold sponsors. Creditive, ZipGate, Matanel, who also sponsored... Yeah, no, there was... Sorry. IBM, Google and Valve. I'm not torturing you and reading out all these, but still the silver and the brown sponsors are also rather important. And for the infrastructure sponsors, unfortunately, we forgot four logos. That's Thomas Kren, Bellevue, Uni Heidelberg and Global Ways. So sorry for that. Right, so right now we're at the open weekend part of the conference, which is more geared to the public. We will have a birthday party tonight because this weekend, Debbie interns 22. There will be a band playing. We need some volunteers to set it up. So if you're interested in volunteering, we need just a few come at seven underneath here at the Heidelberg Tief Hack Lab. That's about it for the birthday party. Also today, there's the job fair, which happens just outside of this main talk room, Heidelberg. And the following companies will be present, so feel free to drop by, talk to them about opportunities. They are very happy to talk to you about them. It will be outside this afternoon from two to six. So the general timeline of the conference just briefly is, as I said, right now we are in the open weekend part. Tomorrow there will be the cheese and wine party. Sorry, on Monday. Excuse me. There will be a cheese and wine party in the evening. On Wednesday, we have the day trip. I'll get to that in a second. And in the evening there is a barbecue here and another concert. And on Thursday, the traditional conference dinner, which takes place above Heidelberg, the city, not the room. And finally, on Saturday will be the final day and the cleanup. So for the day trip, you will get additional information, but these are the options we came up with. There is a visit to the Technic Museum, Speyer and the boat tour from Heidelberg to Neckarsteinach and the visit of a castle and a visit to a beer brewery because, you know, that conference in Germany would be complete without that. And the optional four is the hike for the people interested in hiking. There will also be a key signing party, which will be not an event, but it's a rollover key signing party. There's no centralized event. This is the hash. People put it up later on, so you don't have to write it down now. It will be on the last slide, but this is the hash. So you should verify that this is the correct hash and the general procedure is that you just come to people and you sign your key and you verify the key signing and it's there also to meet people. So do that during the conference. So these are the final things. We have the website, which has the schedule and some other important information. The most important thing really is the wiki. So you should bookmark that. That's the landing page, DEBCOM 15, but the FAQ is linked there, which has lots of information. Please also update the wiki if you have some trouble. You need to sign up for the wiki due to spam bot reasons, but it's not a big hassle. We have lots of people doing that. You should be on the announce list. We will try to send out an announcement every other day. We did send one out last night. Just with summarized information of what came up. You should also be on the discuss list if possible. So we try to send out information first to the discuss list and then send a compilation to announce. So if you want to be informed, be there. Also discuss with other people about non-urgent or super important things, but fun things maybe. There's the ISC channel, hashdebconf on iscw.org. There's also ISC channels for all the rooms, which are called hashdebconf slash roomname. It's on the wiki. It should be linked on the wiki. It's also, it was in the last announce list, but that's generally the ones. And we're also on Twitter with atdebconf. And the hashtags are hashdebconf15 and hashdec15 quotes if you find funny quotes. And finally again, this is the Shaf 256 sum of the key signing party. So that's about all the information we have. And we welcome you again, everybody to the debconf. You don't have the list. I have a bad list and we can switch over. This was an Orga internal meeting. And now we're back. So since we have some time very quickly, for us organizers it's very useful to be able to get a hold of you. And a lot of stuff is going on every day, so some people don't even check email. We therefore invite you to come to the morning briefings every morning and in order to make that a little bit more, we'll be fun at 9.45 every day, good jokes and all that kind of stuff, but in order to make it even more enticing for you to come, every morning we're going to pick one person who is present at the conference and that person is going to get a gift if the person is in the room. Marga said all this already. So now we're going to... I'm just bridging the time for you to... Alright, Orga internal meeting. Are we going to do a prize? A roll of gaffer tape. I was just informed we don't have any gaffer tape left. Alright, I think just to show you how this works, some of you have seen that we have beer steins and no Deppkamp in Germany would be complete without a beer stein. And the person that's going to show up here, if present in the room, is going to get one of those. Jan, are you in this room? Yes, you're in the other room. Okay. We invented Jan, he doesn't exist. Alright, now we can start. There are talks starting in 15 minutes here in Heidelberg and in Berlin, London and maybe in the Amsterdam Boff Room, I'm not sure. But check your schedule and check wherever you want to go and if you don't want to be in any of the talks, you can go and hack. Everything is available.