 This is going to suffocate her goddamn shit out. Black love be different, though. It ain't like the Titanic wasn't gonna freeze to death for a bit. No, black men not doing all that shit. Black men are let your ass freeze and float down. But he going to tell every bitch he ever fucked with about how a bitch loved him enough to freeze. I had a bitch freezing. You out here talking all in your nigga face. Bitches out here freezing me. Bitch, I'm the frozen one, bitch. And you all out here kicking in with this nigga. You know how many bitches I left in the Himalayas. Bitch, you fucking with the coldest nigga in Atlanta. You out here with these old lame-ass niggas, man. I got bitches freezing for me. Bitch, they call me the abominable snowman. All in a nigga face, cackling this shit. Bitch, I'm the yeti. I'll tell you what, bitch, you frozen. Black love be different than hell, bro. I don't want to talk about love anymore. Whatever, you always, you be, you see, you think, I don't even figure your bullshit out. You trying to act like. No, babe, it's okay. Understand, understand. Understand you ain't got it. It's cool. No, I get it. Babe, it's cool. It's cool. I'm gonna figure it out. I promise I'm gonna figure it out. All right. I got PTSD. Oh, shit. What happened? Oh, shit. I've been pulled over by the police. Come on, babe. All right, bro. You might be on this, though. I'm gonna start with you. You wake up in the middle of the night, you see flashing lights, you see, like, you know how your TV go off? Do that little blue flash and go off and you think some shit be happening. Well, you said that it reminded me of how I walk around my own house with my ID in my pocket. Man, I keep my ID so close. My ID be right there. I'm in the shower. That shit be right there. My ID in my chest like Iron Man. You don't know how hard I've been having to defend our friendship through the comments. Bro, you been going so long, people swear you don't fuck with us no more. I don't. But it's not, it's just that I'm not here. I know. This is assassination. I didn't get naked though. Good. Good. I left before it got, I was like, this doesn't feel right and God was there with me. So I left. I was like, okay, sir, I'm gonna go. God was there the whole time. You just wasn't listening. Come on now. If you say later out of the milky way, you get the fuck out of here. Man, I have a Ramzer in my hand. Bring the chain, bro. Go, bossa. What did you have to do to begin this show? What's up? It's so good. I'm scared a little bit. It's just spaghetti. Dude, I'm scared that guy could make me an issue. I should have put some loaves in there. Come here, come here. No, stand up. You been getting food for a little bit. They hit you like, I'm so long. They could be getting food. Do you want to try it? This isn't that. This is regular food. They buy people stuff. That ain't this. This ain't that. I'm black. Ginger beer. No, I don't know. I just wanted to be healthy. It's alkaline beer. Let me take a picture. You're asshole. Why am I an asshole? That's so wrong that you can have a whole one. Or a piece of one. Have a beer. Hello, have a beer. Man, we coming up so hard. Joe, we coming up so hard, I got two ears, bro. Oh, shit. I don't even need two. The luxury of having two, Joe. Oh, shit. Hold on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is the good ear. Fuck that. Snooping around. Snooping. What were you looking for? Bro, the last episode was retarded. What's the number you took? Man. And the next episode is retarded. What piece of moan going? You got to... Okay. What's the point? I won't leave. Where you going? Where you got to be? Study. There is no such thing as studying for a show on Sunday. I'm so nervous. Where are you? Where you got to be at? What? You were going... I'm so nervous. You was having somebody... I'm not saying anybody. You was having somebody tutor you. What is it? I'm not saying... Nobody knows. You have somebody tutoring you? Are you telling people that you're doing it? Are you telling people that you're doing it? You're going to leave from the funniest niggas you know to go talk to a niggas who are kind of clever. You're going to go talk to a witty motherfucker. Somebody who don't even have no shows. You're going to take a class. You're going to stop listening. Stop listening. First lesson. Stop listening to niggas who ain't funny. No, these guys are funny. To you. You just being nice. We don't know them niggas in the comedy game. Where you going? First of all... You're relevant. No, that's the... Yes, because we don't respect your teachers. First of... That's like when we find out... We're going to show up at the karate school and beat up everybody in that bitch like, what the fuck are you doing over here? Get your ass out of here. This is the B.M. Master Shane class. We're going to go on for 30 minutes about this. You getting advice from niggas who ain't... No wonder you're nervous. Oh my God, that's even worse. They got you doing some shit in the park. Let's go do like them photo shoots where they sit you in a bowl of cereal. We just talked about that. I know. I missed it. What happened when you were 16? Oh, you got kidnapped? I didn't get kidnapped. I did it willingly. You were in the sex traffic game. He had you sitting there with a bunch of milky women. No, it wasn't milk. You were sitting there with a bunch of milky women. Why are you still walking in the street? Be Simone, I did not know you had this in spirit. Put them out there. Yeah, we need to get these. We outing all these motherfuckers this year. Everybody outing them. It's the thing, I been kicked out of shit for smelling like weed. I wasn't fucking boys. Fuck out my face. Hey, this is actually... Oh, this is mine? Okay. We're gonna do it for the merchandise. She ain't definitely need to put yours on. Nope. You look like you stopped caring, man. You don't have to do it in the new movie. That's just a weird-ass question to ask somebody. I'm too s-squared. Bro, you didn't hear what she just said. She's gonna look, hey, do I have some again on my face? Man, get the fuck out of here. I'm too happy this shit. You don't. What? Put that shit on there, fuck it. It's cords everywhere, you might as well. Throw some shit over these goddamn cords. Zoom in, my nigga. I'm so sick of seeing cords on the goddamn table. Cords. Nah, put that shit right there. Put it right there, bro. Nah, because we were... No, then what did I say? Did I say 8? I said the infinity stuff. They ain't making nothing easy on these hoes. They ain't playing with these hoes. Push your foot in the gas tank and don't let up. This is terrible for us, nigga. Who worked at the gap? Nobody worked at the gap? Nobody worked in retail, huh? Joe, you really worked at the gap? Yeah, I could do better. Word. Just do it over here like y'all tried to hide. Nah, I'm mad as hell. Beesome, who are you taking comedy classes with? You gonna tell us about this shit. We wanna know. You orchestrate the group of people as the group. You're not a group, it's a friend. Oh, you just gonna do it in front of one person? Oh, my God. Unless you're volunteering to help me with stand-up, don't... What do you think we're doing now? Condemn the people that are... What do you think we're doing now? You're just not paying attention. You're missing all the education. You owe somebody to sell it to you. So we gonna do some jokes in the dark room, right? And you lay down in a bunch of Milky Way. No, for sure. You're the result in laying down in a bunch of Milky Way. Shut up, you guys. He's saying creep-ass shit. She ain't kidding. So you gonna do the joke with that shirt on? I don't know. Let me see how I look off. I don't know. You ain't got nothing with a little more cleavage. That's seriously what that guy did to me. I tell you what, go change clothes and I'm gonna bring you back out. No, seriously, y'all are bringing up horrible memories. Stop believing everything. I was 12. How the fuck was you independent enough to make your own decisions at 12? Mom, I got a photo shoot. First of all, I was 16 and the fucking creep was like, I'm gonna have you in this magazine. I was like, cool, like I'm gonna give it to you. No! He was like, I went to his house. I don't even know how I fucking got there. But I went to his house and it was like just fucking weird. And he was like, okay. He would just like move around. Yeah. Soon as you're right, love. He was like, you want to relax? You want something to drink or something? Wine? I call it Jesus juice. Jesus juice. Bro, this shit is weird. I really hope he doesn't still have that footage. He probably got it. No, because I'm thinking back then there wasn't even iPhones. Yeah, but he got some VCR tests. Of course, it was worse. It was films. He probably got it on reel to reel. Yeah. He got eight millimeters and shit. Shit look like a murder film. The shit you got to go in the attic and watch with the little projector. What is this? This assassination film. I didn't get naked though. Good. I was like, this doesn't feel right. God was there with me. I was like, okay, sir. God was there the whole time. You just wasn't listening. They laid out a Milky Way. Yeah, for sure. That's the first sign of trouble. You get there, it's too much of one thing. Where the fuck all these Milky Ways come from? That's so sad. Bam to a full of jelly beans. You know what's crazy is they haven't made no Milky Way since 88. They just made a whole bunch of them and it's enough to last forever. You know, Milky Ways are just lesbian snickers. They snickers with no nuts. Milky Way are nasty snickers? No, I said Milky Way is just like a lesbian snickers. It's a snickers with no nuts. It's the same shit. Just took the nuts out of it. Fuck it. Fuck it then. So, let's talk about this. What? Talking to the mic. You got that bitch in your eye. Welcome back. What is this shit? Five Heart Beats. Fuck out of here. Our powers combined. When? What? Y'all didn't let me. Who didn't let you? I didn't do shit. Go ahead. You can not stop women from doing shit. You're the alkaloids. The alkaloids. Oh my God, Clayton. Welcome back, bro. What are you being, my nigga? In L.A.? No, we gotta say this shit. You don't know how hard I've been having it. How hard I've been having to defend our friendship through the comments. Bro, you been going so long, people swear you don't fuck with us no more. No, for sure. I don't. But it's just because I'm not here. I don't. I mean, I would if I was here, but I'm not here. But the shit went from funny to then the nigga was like, I lost for real. You and that nigga fell out, bro, what happened? They don't fuck with you all the period. He was doing some other shit. They were like, nah, bro. We know what the fuck going on. They wanted to know what you got? They just for show. No, they tried to go. I mean, shut up. You're not gonna be able to hear. No, I can't. It's fine. I can hear you. I don't think but one of them shit is working anyway. If you stay right there, he's gonna be all right. We're welcome back anyway. I don't fuck with him. No, I do but I don't because I can't. You know what I'm saying? I'm not here. Yeah, that's right. It makes sense. If I was here, I'd be here. I know, but I'm not here. But they don't know that. This is all a mirage. This is a hologram. Every episode that he do, he do it from the future. Four holograms is like, you can get a bundle pack. Four holograms, $3,600. Just let motherfuckers know we are getting money over here. This is a Salvador Domingo hologram. Yeah, man. The tangible, too, because we put a little poltergeist in there, too. So I'm able to touch it in the room. Actually, it's just green screening. This is FaceTime, ending on FaceTime. This is Pixar Clayton. Fucking... Straight CGI. Chartered. No, it's good, man. I've been out there. I stay in Koreatown. I don't even know which Koreatown. That was you? The fuck out of you, man. Bro, you ain't rubbed off on this. You ain't got two cards. Man, that's what that shit do. That's what that shit do. It gets your indigestion straight, clear up your skin. Red Bull's still sponsoring the hell, you got money? This yellow shit. Somebody asked me, he said, What's up, man? I don't see Red Bull no more than I said. I don't see Red Bull no more either. It's good. Red Bull will give you wings. They're great. It's delicious. All commercial. Trust them. They're magically delicious. We ain't got no beef with the... the energy. The wing company. They sell wings or energy? I don't know where Red Bull doesn't start selling wings yet. The owner is vegan. How you know? I'm vegan. Y'all got a group chat, doesn't you? I just mean that is not a fact. You think that's vegan? I don't believe there's no animal products in this. There ain't no way that this shit is vegan. This is the worst shit you can do. What are you talking about? You know what the base of this shit is? Bull's sperm. You know, beaver ass goes in to make a vanilla taste more like vanilla? First of all, there's nothing in here that comes from animal. You crazy as fuck. It's a whole bunch of shit that comes from animal. Well, that's not in this. What you think glycerol is? You don't even know. It's not an animal fact. Shit, it sounds like some dangerous shit. Glycerol. You tell me this. Why do you think it's a bull? Man, come on. They put a bull on there and called it Red Bull. Exactly. When is a Red Bull ever represented in it? Come on, bro. They telling you the kind of bulls they use? They won't tell you what's in this. I'm gonna tell you where Red Bull comes from. You know colors come from animals? All the colors come from animals? Shit. You better get on your YouTube shit. You're eating animals. He just be making shit up. We love Red Bull. It's a beef drink. That ain't vegan lipstick. No, that lipstick ain't vegan. How does this come from animal? Shit, they make lipstick out of fish scales. Oh, hey, I don't eat my lipstick. But they tested on it. That's fine. It's a monkey somewhere walking around there saying it's a monkey running around and himself. All the other monkeys when she walk by they get to jump out. Pretty bitch. She got Rihanna makeup on. Fenty beauty. Get the fuck out of here. That bitch is snatched. She eat all her bananas the long way. I'm gonna make this episode about my veganism because you guys don't support anything. No, no, no, no. I do support veganism. No, you try to jump down on us. We wrong for, well, I'm a vegan. I just... I'm better than y'all because I'm hungry. Y'all said that. I never said that. I'm better than you because I'm hungry on time. Fuck you, beastie mo. You gonna slip up and eat a ham sandwich? Ew, oh my God, I would barf. Oh my God, I would barf. What white girls you been hanging out with? Never in your black ass life have you ever barfed. Shut the fuck up. Oh my God, I would barf in your mother with this on you. I don't know what's wrong with brailing. This bitch at the house barfing. No, she ain't vomit, she ain't throw up. This bitch is barfing. Came in and said... I don't know where she get that shit from. She came in and said, gag me with a spoon. Jeez. Black people not allowed to do some shit. You can't be bulimic and black. Ain't nothing wrong with you. Your ass just nasty. No, seriously. Nasty fucker, get out of here. He about to try to make yourself throw up, y'all. No, seriously. You can't do it. It's fucking gross. You can't make yourself throw up? Unless I'm wasted. But not like to be skinny in my sober mind. You saying just to go in there and just like the pro like the school special stick the finger in you and then come out and stand in the mirror and see your ribs. Stand in the mirror and see your ribs. Y'all trying to make this the health episode, huh? We're going to talk about black people and eating disorders. Yo, black people, if you got problems out there, go see something. There's nothing wrong with it. We got all types of problems. I got PTSD. What happened? I've been pulled over by the police. You might be on this. You wake up in the middle of the night, you see flashing lights, and your TV go off. Do that little blue flash. When you said that, it reminded me of how I walk around my own house with my ID in my pocket. Man, I keep my ID so close. I'm in the shower, that should be right there. My ID in my chest is like Iron Man. Stop hyping them up. Stop hating. He's the most spaghetti money. I'm full. You don't need any more spaghetti. Do you guys want to taste it? You can't boo-boo for three days. Actually, you boo-boo at quite frequently. I bet the noodles are vegetables. It's really strings of carrots. Strings of fucking zucchini. You know your food, boys. We got to trick people into eating it. I don't want that shit. Do you know what I put in there? Welcome back to the 85m Sound Show. This is the podcast for black people who ain't fucking with their other shit, bruh. We ain't fucking with their other shit. I'm not fucking retarded, man. Y'all have some shit. How was 17 for you, my man? Oh, man, 17 was the moment. You know, 17 paved the way for 18, because most of the stuff I did in 17... It was right after 16. Don't come out and chill 18. Oh, shit. So when the shit come out, I'm gonna be like, oh, yeah, I forgot I did that. And 17. You do a lot of fly shit that you forget about. I mean, I forget more than most motherfuckers remember, you know what I'm saying? I just built more liquor than most niggas didn't drink all year. Come on, bruh. You feel me? And they ask me all the time why y'all partners. It's shit like that, bruh. It's your knowledge. You know what I'm saying? It's the knowledge that you bestow amongst us. I'm just trying to keep people up. What you gotta see is going down. I know that you... That's the shit they don't know about. That's the shit that they don't know. You gotta vibrate higher. You don't know much about the community. Oh, I don't. I definitely don't, man. I can't care. These motherfuckers will eat your ass up. You start caring. Show some compassion. See what happens. She still cared about the community and got hope in humanity and shit. Ain't that right, Braylon? My fuck has been watching this shit for a whole year, wondering what the beast stand for. No. You can't just drop the rest of your name. It stands for Braylon. Yep. Braylon sounds like he's the son. Like, he's... First of all, she... His dad is the coach. Braylon, get in there. We need a touchdown, son. I'm right there. And Braylon's not really that good, but he pushing them out there. Come on, big guy. Can we get another girl on this show with me? Please. Clayton, your eyelashes are so long. I'm about to... You see what I did? I moved back. You get out the way of the nigga compliment. They're so nice. I'm just learning how to accept compliments. I feel like I did a good job. You know what? Because black women don't give us compliments. We get a little half compliment. They're so nice. That's crazy. They look like a strip. A strip? What's that? It's like when you put on a strip of lashes. What I have on. I've been doing this nigga for 14 years. I know we had eyelashes. I ain't never look the nigga in the eyes. I ain't never look the nigga in the eyes. Check this out. Some niggas I know only know what they look like. I don't even look the nigga in the face. Check this out. If you and your homeboy together, y'all batting your eyelashes at each other. Y'all so... It's like a homeboy. If your nigga ever tell you you got something on your ass, watch that nigga, bro. What nigga looking in your ass even though... Hey, bro, you got something on your ass. How do you know that? I thought that crust was a part of your face, man. Man, I guess his eye got cataracted. Come on, man. Niggas out here gazing in each other's eyes and shit. I was just trying to give somebody a compliment. No, I tried to... I took it. I felt like I took it well. They're so nice. Thank you. You've had those for your whole life? Yeah, and they get in my eye all the goddamn time. And then they roll back so I got hair on my brain. I have to because where does it go? When she get in your eye and roll back and it never come out, what happens? Girls buy eyelash serum so their eyelash grow longer to look like that. Shout out to all the pretty bitches with no eyelashes. That's probably why they don't have none because they're doing too much to them. Leave them motherfuckers alone. Don't acknowledge them. I didn't even know they was a problem to them because they got in my eyes. Niggas don't even know eyelashes have an impact on the face till you see it with them often then. She looked the same, but you're like... I don't know. Your face is clean as fuck today. What is going on? She looked like a fish in an owl. For sure. Without lashes? That's fucked up. You know one thing I like about you though, some days you'll get on Instagram, you don't give a fuck. You'll just get out the bed and be like, y'all, can you believe this shit? I'll be like, man, I know you. Because I can't be made up all the time. You look sleepy. Thank you for doing that in the 85 south shirt. When you got up, you and Pharaoh, you was like, bitch, what are we going to eat? And you was doing the twerking and the titty shaking. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great promo. If you would have been in any other t-shirt, it wouldn't have meant shit. Yeah, I was in the 85 south shirt. You see what I'm saying? It's cross promo. It's a great combo. Great combination, guys. Get one. The t-shirt, too. The No Mo Dick is out of the door. We're actually sold out. Y'all actually running a negative campaign. I mean, I have like four more. You were actually running a negative campaign. No Mo Dick. We're trying to give away Mo Dick in 18. Actually, No Mo Dick gets your bitch in check so she knows how to act or else she won't get No Mo Dick. I'm going to let you know now. You can tell that this is false propaganda because every nigga knows that you holding out the dick and niggas can't hold out dick anyway. Bro, you hold out the dick. Hold out the dick if you want to. She got another dick on backup. No, that's not true. Shit. We know what it is. We grown men, bro. I'll be 35 this year. You think I'm walking around here thinking... This year or 2018? This year. You think I'm walking around here believing I'm the only one getting all the pussy? If it's not your girlfriend, then of course you're not. It don't matter if that's your... We'll just call it your pussy provider. If you think you're the only one getting serviced over there, you're fucking retarded, bro. Why would anybody think that if they're not in a committed relationship? What is being in a committed relationship? Committed to that person? Niggas get cheated on every day, bitch. No. They always talk about all the cheating that niggas do. And why do niggas cheat? Because they like dick. That's why they cheat. No, not niggas. Niggas can be doing everything. But if you missing that one thing, she gonna find somebody else. But look, check this out. So you mean to tell me niggas can be doing 9 out of 10 things? Is the nigga who can show up and do 1 out of 10 to get the same pussy? Somebody getting cheated. I don't want to be the 9 nigga and then the 1 nigga show up and he getting all the pussy? I ain't getting all the pussy. Wait a minute, wait a minute. No, no, no. It's cool. No, I get it. Babe, it's cool. It's cool. I'm gonna figure it out. I promise I'm gonna figure it out. Alright. Because if the 1 is dick slanging, duh. No, but if he don't have that, she definitely gonna seek that out. So look, check this out. You're a great nigga. You pay the bills. You listen to shit. You do all that pussy ass shit that they like. That's what I'm saying. Man, what? That's subjective as fuck. That's subjective as fuck. That's being a good man. No, I'm just saying. I ain't taking it back. I've said so much shit on this show that I ain't never taking back. I'm gonna fuck about how these people feel. The niggas that I'm talking to know that this shit, bro. Try to hold the dick out. You can't hold the dick out. Anything, you better try to up the dick ante. Put so much dick in it, she don't want no more. That's the only thing you can do. Listen to this advice, guys. Listen to me, bro. Listen to me. No. Shit. Ain't no such thing as love. You better get you some money. Stop. I did not agree with that. Bro, the white man created love so he can share you business cards on Valentine's Day, bro. Ain't no goddamn love out here. Only motherfucker love you is your mama. And your daddy left. If your own daddy would leave you and you look just like this nigga, I'm gonna love you, nigga. One person on Earth will love you. That's your mama, because you was Aunt Hun. She believed in you and shit. Even serial killers get visits from their mama, bring them cookies and shit. I know you ain't mean it, baby. They deserved it, but you high school. You trying to get your GED? That's good. I love you, baby. Just pray, read your Bible, eat your cookies. Ain't no love in this bitch. Look at Eli Manning. He's sad as fucker. He thought the jazz loved him. Joe, we got a nigga who worse than you. You ain't want nothing, but you been fucking up so bad. Bye. Get the fuck out. Go get your big head ass out of here. Matter of fact, we gonna need that number because that ain't even your number no more. Who broke your heart? Life broke my heart. They been telling me my whole life. Carlos, study. You can be whatever fuck you want to. Then I graduated high school. Then the world was like, nigga, you black. It ain't been like 11 things you can be. A barber, an athlete, a rapper. You can sell some dope. All the shit end up in jail anyway. Ain't no love out here. I'm a black man. America broke my heart. All the shit I can't be. Not many flights I take. I ain't never looked in there and say in a black pilot like, man, I flew the fuck out of here. I ain't never seen a black food critic. I ain't never seen a nigga in a Subaru Outback. It's so much shit. I ain't never seen a nigga do that. I seen that though. So y'all gonna listen to negative Nancy. Ain't no negative, bro. This shit is weird. People love you till they don't. Breaking news. Shit is fucked up. People love you till they don't. They don't fuck with you no more. Listen to this. They love you till they don't. Motherfuckin' love. Then Cardi B came out. They act like they can't stand this bitch. Ain't no love out here. They love you till they don't. Come on, bro. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Until you don't. How many of you still love? I still love them. I'm not in love with them. So check this out. You do know when you do get a nigga that you love, again, you can't love them other two niggas no more. Because you cheat that nigga out of his love. You don't get the love of one nigga at a time. Let me find out my bitch out here loving a nigga that ain't related to her. We cutting all that off. Fuck how many memories y'all had in college. Man, fuck this. Matter of fact, if you get this nigga while I meet him, I don't like him anyway. Oh, great person-ass nigga. Shut up. How many times have you been in love, Clayton? Me? Have you never been in love? Shit ain't real. I'm loved when it comes to love. When it comes to love, nigga, the earth is flat. I can't ask answer. I'm loved. I'm loved by many. Talk to them, bro. I see how she makes this sound. She's trying to make it sound like love is a club. You been in love? Nah, I ain't never walked in that bitch before. Nah, the line was too long. The line was crazy. The ladies get in free. Hell no. I heard the VIP little as hell. Only with you and one other person. It cost you what you could in that bitch. Niggas don't be normal. I love love. Bro, if you ever apologized for some shit she did, you ain't even been in love. Nah, I'll be in love. I love, I love, I love what? Like what? You know what? Everything she do with the pussy good, you apologize. I'm sorry. Bro, if her pussy good, you ain't even have to say it like that. I'm just saying, don't fuck. I'm always doing that shit. But the pussy good, and she be like, stop. Okay, but just stop. Man, good pussy, baby. How many times have you been in love, Carlos? I don't know, I don't know. Shit. Like two? I don't even know if it was one. Can it be a half? Two hands make a hole. Man, I was right there. I was about to be in love. Check this out. I was about to be in love. I was like, hey bro, ain't no hats. I was like fuck. Man, you gotta have two bitches with you. The bitches I thought I love treated me the worst. Shout out to all the bitches I like who just moved on. The bitches I love, they had to fuck everything up before they left. Do they love you too? No, the fuck they didn't. Like is way better. Like is way better. Hell yeah. You love somebody, now you gotta do extraordinary shit that you don't even want to do. Come on, man. Drive while you cry. That shit is so hard to do. Seriously, it's so hard. Your eyes get so blurry and you start speeding and you're like I'm about to come. So let me just pull over. I never get to like that. Motherfuckers be out here jumping on top of cars. Jumping out of windows. Shooting everybody in the house. Shoot yourself first. If you think you're going to kill yourself. Do that first. Just to make sure it's going to work. You know who I feel bad for right now? My mom or her grandma house outside. I just want to talk. I feel bad for them. I just want to talk ass niggas. Like they talk to the parents and say can I talk to your daughter? Nah, they just pull up. She's don't fucking talk to me no more. 10 minutes later, I come out sad. I love that. That's the niggas. That's the niggas that put hands on you. That niggas beat women up. That's not true. No. Let's see what the comments say. That niggas what bitches ass. The niggas pull up on you unannounced. And then he parked fucked up. Like if the niggas But I'm saying if the niggas just pull up and they like add a slant and just get out and leave the door open. I just want to talk. He parked the car in the crosswalk. Come on, bro. His car in traffic. Come on, man. The niggas pull up at a family function. If you don't handle him right, he will in front of your whole family. Well, tell him how you on Instagram liking these niggas picture them. Show me ass. Yeah, exactly. Pray for that nigga, man. Black love be different, though. It ain't like the Titanic where niggas gonna freeze the death for a bit. No. Black man not doing all that shit. Black man let your ass freeze and float down, but he gonna tell every bitch he ever fucked with about how a bitch freezing. You out here talking all in your nigga fave. Bitches out here freezing. Bitch, I'm the frozen one. You all out here kicking in with this nigga. You know how many bitches I left in the Himalayas. Bitch, you fucking with the coldest nigga in Atlanta. You out here with these old lame ass niggas, man. I got bitches freezing for me. Bitch, they call me the abominable snowman. He all in a nigga fave cackling this shit. Bitch, I'm the yeti. I tell you what, bitch. You frozen. Black love be different in hell, bro. I don't want to talk about love anymore. Whatever. You always, you be, you see, you think, I don't even think it's your bullshit out. You trying to act like all these niggas did you so wrong. I never said that. Shut the fuck up. I am a hopeless romantic. I believe in love. I can't wait to be in love again. You think a nigga going to show up before you go on the train and shit in the rain? Wait! First of all, I'm going to tell you this right now. Get that stupid shit out of your head. Because we live in a new... Ain't no running to catch a bitch. First of all, a nigga ran to me before. No. Down the street. Ain't nobody running through the airport. How the fuck you going to get through the airport? You go. The bitches go. As soon as your bitch into the airport, you don't get out right in before that goddamn opening door close. The bitch is gone. You going to be living in the airport. Sir. Sir. Sir, you can't be over here, sir. You don't have a tip. Sir, I'm going to ask you one more time. Sir. Sir, I'm going to ask you one more time. I hear what you say because you step over here, sir. She's about to get out of the airport. She's living my life. I understand all that, sir. I understand all that, sir. But can you step over here to the left? Oh, he going to jail. Hell yeah, you going to jail. Just start yelling out any bitch's name. Anywhere where they got heavy security. You going to jail. You going to jail, man. We got to detain you. You can't even be in love, bro. What the fuck is going on, man? What's wrong with him? He's in love. He's in love. You can kill everybody in the airport jail. Man, what you do? Man, the motherfuckers found a pocket knife in my luggage. I didn't know the bitch was in there. Damn, that fucked up. What you do, bro? Man, I had my gun in my bag. It was loaded. I forgot. That's fucked up, my nigga. What you did? Oh, nigga, I had some wheels. Man, I was looking for Rebecca. Hey, all the niggas who done did work shit, then you be like, oh, shit. Don't sit by this nigga, bro. He did it for love. Bro, we going home. This nigga ain't getting out, bro. He did it for love. That nigga didn't came out here with no airport. Guys do not believe them. Whatever, bro. Man, don't you run to the bus station. Shout out to all the niggas out there who think they girl love them like you love her. Bro, it's over with. You stupid. You ain't the nigga she like, bro. It's not our fault. Like, you know what? What's the next topic? She got me looking at shit totally different. What happened with that? Jennifer Hudson got the nigga at home being a good father teaching the baby how to read. She cheated on him with the nigga who pushed the buttons. What's the button? The producer nigga. This nigga produced gospel rap and done fucked all up in this man, wife. He produces gospel rap? Well, that's what happens, man. That's what happens. That's what happens. How did they find out? How did they find out they fucking your woman? He knew. He knew. Ain't he a wrestler? Did they get a divorce? Bro, if your woman fucking somebody else, she won't even look at you that much. If you ask her a question and she won't even turn around. No, they were engaged for a minute, right? No, they were engaged for 10 years. And she kicked him out for the producer. Bro, he was the baby mom in that situation. That's so sad. She was like, baby, let's get married. Well, how did he address her? After that? Like, was he at the top of the stairs? Well. Well, well, well, well. Look who decided to come home. Look who finally decided to come home. Oh. Where were you, Jen? Where were you? So, let me guess. At the studio. Let me guess. And so you fucking... When she came home, he was trying to be a good husband. She said, babe, what's up? You hungry? Wow. How's the album? When am I going to hear something? Oh, you know, it's finished. She's playing the nigga off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to get ready to go. I'll probably leave tomorrow. We're going to go to Atlanta and work on some shit. Oh, okay, okay. Is there anything you need me to do? She's saying shit like, you know, just do what you do. Do what you feel. Have fun. I love you a little money. You know, go do it. He's sounding like a real bitch. I got my own money. I'm good. I got the wrestling shit. You know, I'm good. He's a wrestler? That's what she be saying. You're a wrestler? Wow. When you start this. I got the money until your little wrestling shit take off. Hey, he, um... No, that's bad, bitch. You don't want that. But you know what? It's fucked up. I don't feel sorry for nothing you get cheated on. That's just part of being a man to fuck up, bro. Getting cheated on just like when it's your homeboy birthday and you already drunk and they want to do some more shots. Just take your shit, bro. Everybody get a turn. Everybody get a turn. Everybody plays the fool. You know what? But you know what? What I'm so proud of is... Yeah, of course. What I'm most proud of is all the times that I didn't find out. Thank you. Thank you for being a good cheat guy. Hell, yeah. You don't know how much of my life you might have saved by being discreet. Yeah. Because when you're a nigga, you... Hey, sometimes you out here getting some pussy. You think like, what am I bitch doing? See, I quiet shit guy. Listen to that old Johnny Taylor. Who's making love to your old lady? Why are you out making love? I just assumed the worst. I take it all the way that I assumed the worst. No, you're so negative. I assumed the worst. I assumed my girl run cocaine in her pussy. Can y'all please just read the secret? This is a trafficking mule. Can y'all please read the secret? Bro, that shit fake too. We are black. That shit does not apply to us. Yes, it does. The secret changed my life. You just got to actually do it. Tell him Clayton. He doesn't even know what the secret is. See Clayton, you're on my side. Tell her who the nigga you know that had the first version of the secret bootleg on HD. Come on, bro. I was watching the secret when did nobody but the niggas who sell oils and incense had it. Fuck you talking about. Them niggas sold me that. I had the secret. I had a whole bunch of Michael Jackson concerts from Bucharest. I had the real meaning of Christmas. I had some holy tabs. Bagging the gap. Yeah, some of that shit worked. No, but it worked, but you ain't got to get it packaged to you. You just got to do it. It's not about it working. It's about you just being positive. I'll be positive as fuck. But that's what the 85 self show is for. We made the president. We made the president in the past. Talk to him. For sure. We made the president in the past. I thought about this episode eight months ago. So if we making the president why we in the past why when we get to the president when we get to the president in the future, right? That's why I fucks with this nigga. You hear me? It's a deal. Come on, bro. Okay, explain. Teach. I thought about being to the level where I'm at. I thought about doing the things that I've done. I thought about that, right? Then you get there and you actually achieve some of them things that you thought that you put out there that you put on your list that you wanted to do. Now that you achieve those that you want to do for the next that you worried about the president what's next what I got to do. That's the future. No, no. You got to look at it the same way. You're not looking at it the same way. No. That's why you think people get to the level and then they fucking die out. They fucking fizzle out. You feel me? It's because they're not looking at it the same fucking way. The nice little narrator a nice little white lady's voice that sues you and you needed to be a flashy project with CGI on it. Yeah, I believe that too. I'm just telling you. Racism got me so fucked up. I don't need to be thinking nothing to apply to Niggas, bro. In the present you're thinking about the future. In the present you're thinking about the future. I don't know why y'all be getting caught up in this shit. This shit does not apply to black people. We ain't supposed to be here. We visitors. Niggas don't need to know nothing about those secrets. We couldn't even read. You think they're going to let us have secrets? We just got our reading rights. Okay, you guys. If you want to be a millionaire, Niggas, just wake up every day and visually like, Niggas, you better get out here and work till you die. All of you are just all levity aside. Can you please watch The Secret? It's cool. Watch it and read the book, you guys. And once you do it, please DM me and if you have any questions. So you really just promoting your DMs? Put it on the page. Just leave it in the comments. Fuck The Secret. I said it. If you have any questions about, you know, anything. Shout out to all my Niggas who locked up who ain't going to see this till later on when they get out. You was locked up five years ago, but by the time you discover this shit, the shit you thought about in jail, now you doing it and you will see that you don't need no goddamn secret to be who the fuck you want to be. They were unconsciously using the secret. We just told you The Secret. We telling you The Secret. We telling Niggas if they listen. Niggas listen what their nigga is. They know what me and Clayton are saying. First of all, why Carlos is saying all of this? Equivocally. That's a real word. Unsubconsciously. He unsubconsciously uses The Secret and he just want to act like he doesn't because everything that he does, how amazing this comedian is, he has manifested all of the secrets of his life by setting goals and thinking positively about himself. That's why he is who he is to this day. You gotta look at life like you already moving. Exactly. So check this out. Let me tell them niggas then. So look, nigga, check this out. I don't know who the fuck you are right now. You could be a nigga who working on the grill right now. Your aspirations don't need to be the fucking manager. You need to be like, I'm just doing this shit until I really goddamn play saxophone or whatever the fuck your dreams are, bruh. You gotta look at all the shit that you do in the meantime that you don't want to do. You gotta use that shit to get to what you do want to do. That's the whole secret of doing what the fuck you want to do. You do enough shit you don't want to do and you are earned like some equity into the shit that you do want to do. But get good at the shit that you do want to do. Yeah. Like if you're not good at the saxophone, if you're not working at being good at the saxophone, then the fuck is you doing? Come on, bruh. Lisa Simpson was a dog because she practiced, bruh. Nobody better on the saxophone than Lisa Simpson from the Simpsons. Nobody can fuck with Lisa Simpson. Well, you know Bleed and Gums Murphy. That was her mentor. That was her mentor, you know. That's where she got it from. Bruh, Lisa Simpson one of the coldest saxophone players of this fucking of my generation. Her and Kenny G. Are you googling Lisa Simpson? No. A lot of motherfuckers don't know. Lisa Simpson played the saxophone on the original Simpsons themes. Oh, Lisa. Motherfuckers have no culture. Uncultured swine. Oh, man. Get some culture about yourself, I mean. No, we not attacking you. Do you feel attacked, B? No. I stand by my opinion. I know you should. I'm fine. Nobody has to be on my side. Fuck no. We fuck with you. Even after putting your head in a bag, a plastic bag. What plastic bag? I was doing when you was in your bag. I was like... It wasn't a plastic bag. It wasn't a plastic bag. It wasn't a plastic bag. But I'm saying people took the look in my bag and challenged too far. One naked now. Oh, yeah, for sure. They're like, you don't die, bruh. No, for sure. What? Did you incite it a dumbass? No, it wasn't. I'm sorry. Why you don't go to our media place? I beat them on the only... How are you the only ones you got? I have almost half a million. But look, she'll post a picture and they'll follow what she got like that month before. I'm like, how the fuck does this picture get all these pictures? My analytics are just funny now. I just got a whole bunch of niggas who... They know how to follow me. They're just watching to see if I made it yet. Niggas check in and be like, oh, he still got that. They're challenging the idea. Just don't even know. I'm so scared of being broke. I don't know what to do no more. I ain't spent no money in four months. Niggas ain't dynamic enough for me on that bitch. People be doing the same shit. The same shit? They not dynamic, man. Do some new shit. I seriously had to unfollow so many people for like posted stupid as negative shit. I can't stand negative shit on my timeline. Oh my God, niggas ain't girl, block. I'm blocking you. If you still saying niggas ain't shit, you've been saying niggas ain't shit since 2014. They ain't even getting correct. Niggas have made a drastic change. This is true. Black people as a whole. But I'm saying, I know black people, but I'm talking about niggas. Bro, niggas been doing it. You're about to say something so retarded. No, I'm not. I'm proud of all my niggas. Where you about to say? I went home the other day and I was just riding through my old projects and all the shit that... I was just looking at all the shit that we didn't have. And I think like some parts of your life like there we ain't have shit. Where you from? The projects. Of Atlanta? Mississippi. So I'm from the poor state. And we was poor in the poor state. I'm like, damn, that's double fucked up. So that means we would have to get some money just to be poor, just to start off as poor. So I was born in the negative kind of. Hell yeah. All my brothers and sisters bigger than me because my mama got better insurance. My little sister taller than me. Hell yeah. Good bone structure and shit. It's crazy. Well, look how... Look where he is now. I don't know why people be trying to get... I don't know why people be giving me... When you die you have a funeral. Black people don't have funerals. But we have home going. Celebration. Stand up. Unless it's a thug. Then it's interesting because the pastor don't know what to say. He's just up there making up shit. Saying everything and nothing at the same time. Now Carlos was Carlos. And every time you saw Carlos he was Carlos. That ain't... That ain't shit. That ain't shit. Keep supporting me. Fuck HBO. When you see me post where I'm at, come see me there. Yes. HBO gonna pay me one check. And they gonna play that shit for the next 20 years. Ain't no more HBO check. Watch that shit. And goddamn, come see me. They ain't do no residuals? Bruh, you know how that shit go. You know how that shit go. That's why when you do some shit on TV you just be like, buy jokes. That's gone. Whenever anybody wants to hear it. Because they can buy the album. Please buy the album. Hey, on some real shit. The album funny as a motherfucker. And I like the cover. You know why? And I'm not doing that shit with your girl. I ain't doing shit, man. I like the cover that you selected. It reminded me of the old school album covers. Yeah, that's what I did. I shot it. I get like a real rapper on that bitch. Like out the trunk. That's some real gangsta shit. I knew it. I made the dude get in the trunk to take the picture. I did. I feel like when you're paying it's your vision. You get in the trunk. He was like, but I said. You want me to let the seat down? So I let the seat down. And he crawled in the other way. I keep saying I said. Yeah, and they little terrible burps too. Can y'all hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. No, it is. Yeah, we can hear you. Where we can smell. Burp. Shout out to these good ass microphones, bro. We came up on these bitches. We went and bought some media mics. They used to host, like, Geraldo had these bitches. Can y'all hear this plastic on the mic? Yes, yeah. I'll try. Is that what you were chewing? Yeah, the plastic off his water bottle. You stopped trying to quit smoking or something? I like chewing plastic. Like the little things on the price tags. I like to chew those little things. Yeah, you're a real hood bitch. Or like bottle caps. Hey man, welcome back to the 85 South Shore. Y'all know where you've been. But let me catch you up on what's going on right now. Love is fake. No! Ain't no secret. Drop out of school and pursue your dreams. What? No, don't listen to school. Fuck school. I believe in the last point, but the first two points are very valid. Don't listen to school. Learn what you can from the motherfucker, but don't listen to him. Come on, don't listen to him. Hey, don't let school fuck up your education. No, school or hell you fucked up. They'll try to, you know... If they say you got some shit in school, if they say you got some shit in school, you got it. Tell them your testimony, bro. I'm just saying, if they say you got some shit in school, you got it. Like the indentation of a fucking leaf. No. I just remember that from science. I've never used that ever in my life. And you know what the fucked up part about that? That shit was fucked up because they were serious about that leaf project shit. Oh, it's making a plant grow. Yeah, you had to bring like 20 different variations and some seeds and then like some pine cones and shit. I remember that shit. And they was going hard like, come on, you can't get out of 7th grade until you do this shit. I'm like, nigga. Bro, it was part of, they made it part of like your core curriculum shit. No. They have some classes you gotta take. How about that? How about keep it more real with high school kids? Keep it too real. No, they didn't say shit. And when we had the sex talk at my school, they brought these motherfuckers who put up a big ass film projecting thing and then they just showed us a whole bunch of STDs. One nigga had cauliflower growing out his dick. Nigga just had a hole in his lip. And they was like, this is... I went to a white school, they didn't do that. Nah, they did that. These motherfuckers showed up on a regular day. That was in high school, like 9th grade. And they used to do it every year, like the first week of school, they would do like the STD orientation shit, trying to scare you out of having sex. I was like, who's the nigga with the cauliflower growing off his dick? And why he let them get a picture of this shit? You going there to get your medicine for this cauliflower growing off your dick? And they like, bro, can we get a picture for this motherfucker? Come a little closer to the left. Nah, bro, just let me get the cauliflower medicine and get the fuck on out of here. Bro, we'll get you 30% off your cauliflower medicine for him now. Fucking gross. They showed a lot of those. It was a lot of slide, slide after slide. And all of them weren't dicks or pussies. Some of them might be nigga mouth. And his whole shit... Bro, they got some STDs where you just have an open soul on your foot. No, seriously, I've seen that on Google. When you get scared in Google shit. You can get herpes all in your ass. You're like, okay, I have cancer. You know what, this episode has been real informative. Yeah, it has. All right, we'll fuck it then. He's more negative than me. Every time I try to inform the people... What did we inform the people? These negroes, nigglets, want to be negative. Go ahead, inform them. I already told them everything. Tell them. Don't be facetious. You out of information. It was a nigga watching this, like, facetious. I don't even like fish. That's fucking retarded, man. Much love to everybody who's been supporting the 85 South Show. Get you one of these dope ass jerseys. Hit the website. Grab a cap. Shit. Get you one of these. You can't get one of these. This is exclusive. But yeah, grab some shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? What song is that? I don't know. Did anybody know that song? Some shit from the 50s? What is it? That's what that was? He said the whole first verse. We always highlighted Black History on here. See, that was the moment in Black History. Black people just take the part of it. If we don't know the name of it, just the part. We remember that's the name of that shit. I'm about to put you out on my Insta. Okay. We're about to be popping, man. You ever go on Insta? Stop. Do you get followers on Insta? Oh, yeah. I've been on Insta. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hi. Hey. The fuck? Say something else. That's it. That's all I'm saying. Clayton, is there anything you want to say? Back your eyes. We out here with it, though. Tell them people to follow us and shit like that. Welcome back to another... Let me look at some comments, man. What that shit say? Carlos got that Big Boy flow. Don't say that. Don't say that. That ain't no compliment. What did they say? Big Boy was snapping. Carlos got that Big Boy flow. No, I know. He'd be snapping on the albums. I seen him rap one time. Some shit. I was like, no. Shut up. Be Simone. Sorry. Man, fuck them comments, bro. Clayton, what's your Instagram? C-L-A-Y-T-O-N. English? Oh, English. Yeah. That's my nigga, bro. What did they say? We're celebrating a big year out here. What did they say? Read these. Naturally, Nicole Breed. We about to start crying. Oh, yeah. Rezapis, DC, Big Mama, Seneca, Dolanches from the 85 South. Fam. Yeah. See? They've been missing you, bro. Rezapis. That's your stalker, Nicole Breed. Oh, Oscar Butler, somebody pay the ransom to we'll have a kidnap Clayton English. Where the fuck he been at? I been with the money. Franklin's kidnapped me. Tim Sum, Clayton's nerd impression is funny as fuck. I rock with the 85 South show. Y'all hilarious. Can't wait to see this get picked up by Network. Woo, woo, woo. We are Network. We are. Tell them what we are, bro. This is Network. We feel that. Hey, you can make the shit a live channel. I'm asking, man. I don't fucking just go stop in the middle. You can make the shit a live channel where you just show old episodes on constant repeat. You know what I'm talking about? They got live channels. Well, you can loop that shit. You know what I'm talking about? No. You don't know what I'm talking about. All the shit on YouTube. You know, they got live YouTube. Is everybody in the room following me? Do I need a laser pointer? What do I need? Give me a sharp. Give me one of the dry race markers. No, the live shit and run that bitch. So if it's live, how are you running it? I'm sorry. No, it's a live feed of stuff that we've already taped. Like they've got like right now. Like right now YouTube, they got like live family guy episodes running all day. So it's not live. The feed is live. Be Simone. I don't understand that. Don't worry about it. Because it's like as high as I am right now. See, this is why I don't come here as much as I used to. This right here. I did not know. Exactly what I'm talking about. I did not know. I don't come here. I did not know that she was holding us responsible for the shit that we did not know. If I would have known that she was over there. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not that. Okay. It's not that. I'm telling y'all. All right. I don't know what. You don't know the live shit? Nobody know what YouTube live is? That's fine. You can watch the game on that shit now? I believe you. Shut your ass out. We hear that shit from you. That's fine. Amen. But look, we are a network. That's what I'm trying to get at. I'm trying to push the needle forward. Y'all over here. Y'all want to stay in quicksand? Go here. I'm not throwing no vans. Not throwing no vans nor no sticks. Do you understand what I'm saying? Get right or get left. So imagine the shit always on. Imagine 85 size shows. So the episodes you ain't never saw. It's always on. So is that bitch going to keep playing? It's going to go from one to all the motherfuckers then when that shit run out. I feel what you're saying. Yes. And you turn it on when you want to turn it on. Oh, it took that for y'all to figure it out? Fuck y'all. It's not y'all, bro. I was following y'all. Y'all slow today. Fuck it, bro. How the high person? I'm high, too. The most enlightened? Because. I'm just playing. But for real? What the fuck? Oh, shit. This was when I saw that a lot of people think we just be looking at the wall. It's a screen over there, bro. We be pulling. Chad be over there pulling up shit. I'm tired of this shit, bro. Don't show the world. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of motherfuckers trying to leak these pictures and shit, snapchats of Malia Obama. She can't live. Leave her alone. How old is she? She grown, goddamnit. She go to college. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's so irrelevant. She old enough to smoke with cigarettes. If she want to smoke with cigarettes, goddamnit, let her smoke with cigarettes. Think she was in the bathroom getting high up. She was in the bathroom getting high the other day. And she knew it. She was on there getting fucked up. No, that was a cigarette. She was on Snapchat. That was a cigarette. That wasn't a weed. That was the weed. That wasn't a weed. It wasn't picking up to be weed. Well, she was smoking out of vape pen or some shit. She was definitely not high. But she posted it herself. No, somebody else did. Yeah, somebody else keep posting. Who was in the bathroom? Her whole ass, I don't know. That bitch needs to get wet. It ain't even that. That's the thing about it. It ain't even the shit that's just like, she posting. It's like these motherfuckers sneaking and sending that shit. That's so fucked up. Cut the shit, bro. Leave her alone. Yeah. I mean, she just don't know that Barack Obama, the type of daddy where it's like, if he see you on the video smoking, he going to get an ass smoked with you. Right. You grown? Do what you want to do. There's way worse shit you could be doing. Exactly. Shout out to the black parents who love their kids. Let them smoke in the house so you don't have to go outside. And smoke with strangers. And risk going to jail and shit. We all had that one cool ass auntie, let all the high school kids come over there and smoke. It was a lot of kids made over that. You know that auntie that worked late night at the hospital? She went, all right, I'm going to work. Don't y'all be up there booing no bullshit. Keep my damn dough lock. All right, auntie. She done left y'all in there with four holes. You ought to some peace and shit. Don't be sitting here smoking. Y'all go in the back. Y'all smoking. You know that loose auntie? Yeah. That's how everybody in high school got pregnant, bro. Me and Chico had a show the other night. All these kids said they was born in 1999. I was like, damn. So I was in fourth period with some of y'all. Your mama was pregnant with you. These the babies, their mamas was pregnant with them while we was in high school. So I'm like, damn. No, if they was born in 99, they'd back that ass up baby. But I'm saying I was in high school in 99. And some of the girls I was in high school with was pregnant and had babies in 99. And they in college now. That's what I'm saying. They back that ass up baby. Exactly. That's what they going to call them. Back that ass up generation. But in 99 and 2000, that's a back that ass up baby. They going to call them the cash money kids. Come on, man. Nah, I don't know. I don't, I mean. What the fuck? You don't want to be cash money kids. Derek Rose, he's going to take some time off and think about it if he want to play ball some more. Yeah. I don't know why the fuck he did that. His knee did the press cap. Nah, fuck that, bro. His knee did the talking. His knee set up there and said, hey, we don't sit down. But the shit is, Derek Rose was on the Cleveland Cavaliers. He working with LeBron James, bro. He don't have to do that much. Show up. Be Derek Rose. No. Come in for it. I was like, bro, I don't know if I'm going to quit, but I'm thinking about some shit. Y'all got enough niggas. I'd be on the bench if y'all. Ain't no way I'm just going to leave all that money on the table though. I think they own like 72 million or something from the deed of shit. Ain't no way I'm leaving. How long you got to play together? I'm playing until I get every dollar. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be 66 on the bench. Why are you still playing? They owe me 300,000. I'm quitting late October. 72 million? I'm just a different kind of nigga, bro. I'm the type of nigga who's going to get all the paper, bro, for real, for real. My loyalty is unmatched. They give me 72 million. I don't own nothing else but Adidas. All of them. I'm going to start wearing old Adidas before they was the shit. Fuck that, bro. I'd be saying niggas lose contract because they have a sponsorship of some shit with Budweiser. Get caught, you know what I mean? Fucking up, drink a Kool-Aid or something. We don't fuck with Kool-Aid. Didn't nobody tell me this. Nah, you got to know. You got to ask. Well, nah, it's just got to be that direct competition. Yep. Yeah, you can't fuck with the other team. Mm-hmm. That's why we'd be drinking Red Bulls and the same motherfuckers who would make that. I don't even know no other energy drinks. I don't either. I don't know, no. They got other energy drinks? It's nothing I know of. Shit. I heard a rumor that they had some new shit, but... Yeah, it's like a speakease. You got to go. But one thing I do know. And it's bad for you. Red Bull give you wings, my nigga. Chad called me sooner this shit dropped the other day because this nigga is the only real Mace fan I ever met in my life. The nigga who actually bought his album and liked it. I ain't never met two niggas who did that. Chad wear his head like Mace. Bruh. It's backwards and you can't see his eyebrows. Hey, Chad hit me way too excited. Bruh! Mace back, my nigga. The rap game is in shambles after this. I don't like... He called you... Calm down. He called you with Welcome Back playing in the background. Welcome back. Welcome back. Oh! All the world! Baby stays on deck. Blinky, blink, blink! Blink! Blinkity, blink! Yeah, Chad called me way too excited about it. You heard the Mace diss though? From camera? Come on, bruh. What are we doing now? What are we doing? What are we doing? What we had with this shit? We just going with diss songs from... From ten years ago. Yeah, man. You been getting dissed. And what I want to know is why nobody brought up in the words of the late great Pimp C. Come on. You know who got caught in the boy with the Range Rover. Come on, man. You know who got caught in the boy. Because then the Range Rover with the boy. Come on. Now, wasn't that Mace? Come on, man. Didn't Mace get caught in the Range Rover with the boy? With the what? With the what? With the boy. See, Chad don't want to hit his shit. Mace got caught in the Range Rover with the boy. I wasn't going to say that. Clayton brought it up. What does it with the boy? They have some hood. You know what type of boy I'm talking about. You know the type of boy I'm talking about. You know. With a boy? You know the type of boy. With one of them girl boys. No, one of them boys. Let's hear it for the boy. One of them boys. Mace? Yeah. He got caught in a Range Rover with the boy. That's some old shit. Look, bring up. You pull up the PMC interview if you need the reference points. Come on, man. PMC interview, man. Come on, man. Where you going? But I don't know, man. They can't been disemmace. Can't been disemmace since, what, 2004? Come on, man. But then they made up like six seconds later. But see that's the thing. They were all just playing. No, they ain't no man. Yeah, because you play. I mean, I think they put it together. Who saw Gore albums? I think they put it together. You know, man. This is the real lesson is, though, is when you and your partners fall out and people get mad at you. Listen to what they're saying. That's how they feel about you. I was thinking that. Have y'all watched Mace and Sermon? I'm going to get mad and tell y'all the truth. I don't give a fucking. That's why you don't care about people's feelings. Because your motherfucking uncle got killed. Oh, okay. You been wanting to say that shit. That's true. Yep. Watch them. Y'all seen Mace and Sermon? No. How are they? Bro, I live in Atlanta and don't know where his church is. He has a church here? Come on, Sermon. Come on, man. He's still a pastor? Come on, now. Come on. No way. Come on. I could not believe he has a congregation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Seriously? Watch him. He out there. He on Instagram? Yeah, yeah. He got some videos. Cameron posted them. When they was beefing. Mace is still a preacher. But they saying Cam lost, but I mean, hey, man. Hey, bro. Whatever, man. You still getting money? Niggas lose every day, B. I don't run the type of nigga where it's like, I don't feel like if he ain't put the fur coat on yet, shit ain't official. Right. Like all the beefs that Cameron ever been in, when he dropped the diss, the nigga be in the fur coat. The nigga has not put the fur coat on yet. So y'all can, y'all can say what y'all want to say. America, the general public. But until you see killer Cam with the fur coat in the flip phone, shut the fuck up. In the pink. Killer Cam. I mean, niggas who really in the rap gang still got the flip phone with the antenna, with the look, you pull the little antenna out. When I see killer Cam with the, with motherfucking fur coat, the flip, because, you know, the nigga ain't even gonna, when he do the real drop diss song, he ain't gonna never get off the flip phone the whole time, the whole video he on the phone. And you gonna be like, who the fuck is on the phone with this nigga just letting him rap his verse? Hold on, hold on, my nigga. So you were goofy, goofy, and you was, yeah, you know that's coming. He ain't need to start double rhyming shit. So I know the beef ain't efficient. He was a mace, mace. I just had a mace face. You just a space case, put the space in mace face. Double case. Double case. Double case. Tell your sister I miss her face. Blow a kiss. Kiss her lips. I kiss her face. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Give me that flow, but you know it's got to start off with, see the problem is I'm not going nowhere. You can stab at me, shoot at me. But see, Kamma come on the fucking, on the beef record and start talking about shit ain't got nothing to do with it. Yo, Juel's just got the 600. Jimmy, he good. Whatever me and Jimmy got going though, we good. I mean, we taking flights to Vegas. Come on. Freaky. Freaky Ziggy just put up 1.4 million in my kitchen cabinet. I'm kind of full right now. That's the kind of shit that we're doing. Yo, I'm gonna go ahead and get on these niggas neck. Yo, we drinking $600 water over here. Niggas be asking me why I don't wrap no more. I'm drinking $600 water here. No water is that much. Come on, man. Really, nigga? $600? You niggas really hyping this nigga? Yo, first of all, I just want to say how you to pass this, son? How you a pep? This shit going to go crazy. Don't never think Mace won shit. You think Jim John going to get involved? Bro, Jim Jones want to be camera and friend so bad right now. Anything that niggas say, Jim, going to do it. Are they beefing? It's not even that they beefing, but you know how when you fall out with your partner and you don't know if y'all cool, cool yet? Like they fell out and they good. They just waiting on somebody to say, somebody to be like, so you going to come out of the house? Oh, nigga! I meant by you, bro! Don't wait six years for this shit. I think the problem with dips that is, them niggas don't realize they better together. Come on. Than apart. For sure. Nobody want to hear y'all. Like we rather just be y'all. See how Mace didn't win? You see how Mace did not win? There's too many elements to this shit. Cameron had us cheering for a nigga named Freaky Zeke when we didn't know who the fuck Freaky Zeke was. You remember they dropped three albums and they was like, come on Freaky, we almost home. I was like, I can't wait for this nigga to get home. I don't even know what he do to it. And then when Cameron threw him in the other song, fuck you R&B nigga, Zeke sing all the hooks. And then it made me go back and be like, which hooks did Zeke sing? And was he showing his ass? No, man. Enough for Cameron to say, fuck you R&B nigga, Zeke sing all the hooks. It was some cold niggas out at that point, too. Come on, man. Jaheem was still poppin'. Oh, man. Mace, I just, where were your fans at? Like everybody that's on Mace. There's not official beef. Where was the other Mace fans at all these years? Who produced the track? I cannot believe you're still a pastor. That was what you got. Is that disrespectful knowing that your father's a pastor? Your father ever had a beef with another pastor? Oh, he ever made a diss track? No. You think he ever be sneaked this in the sermon? And to the other Christians? And that other church? But we ain't pointing no fingers at nobody because that ain't what God do. To these so-called prophets. So-called. Amen. Amen. That's when the pastor be on his bullshit. That's why he be wanting to crowd to go with it. Amen. Amen. Amen. Oh, my gosh. Oh, you stupid. Because you can't follow everybody. He be over there to sneak this in the hell out your mother. Amen. Ain't it something? Amen. When you get baptized and you still not a Christian? Amen. Amen. Wow. I wonder what God gonna say when he see that. Amen. Turn to your Bible so genesis. Right there is something to do with what I just said because that's how pastors operate. You know I'm doing that later on. I'm gonna get famous doing comedy then. I'm just gonna have me a church. Oh, it's gonna be lit. All I have to do is not cuss. And even now I can cuss the first two years. No, you can cuss. The first two years I can cuss and just, excuse me, Lord. And the people gonna be believing in me so much. They gonna take your time. He ain't finished with you yet. This your wall. Excuse me, Lord. My mom used to do that shit all the time. Boy, sit your mother fuck. Excuse me, Lord. Cuss in church. And just say, excuse me, Lord. You cuss in church now. Apparently you cuss in church now. Cuss is in church. Man, I seen them playing all type of songs in church. Unedited. The story of OJ. These is red bottoms. Bold and yellow, yes. They was playing that. The blood of Jesus. They don't play the clean version? Was on her shoes. Right, bloody shoes. I might sound like a hater when I say this, but they could go on here and just eliminate the whole praise dance team. I used to be on the praise dance team. Yeah, that shit corny as hell, bro. Just let that shit go. It doesn't move your spirit? It does not move my spirit. It make me be like, man, let's get the fuck out of here. The mimes is what gets me. I was fucking with the sermon, but this whole goddamn dancing to take me to the king in slow motion. Man, get that bullshit out of here, bro. I'm hungry as a motherfucker sitting back here and y'all doing all this bullshit. When they being them tights. Man, fuck that shit. It's always one extra thing for me. Yeah, that's the shit that make me uncomfortable. She all in there with that big ass camel toe. That ass booted, thighs and hips. Feet pretty. She ain't got no shoes on. Chilling the church nipple hard. For sure. Hell yeah. Got a nigga in there, thank you. Ooh, Lord. Take me to the king. Take me. I like to go to heaven for the fuck right now. Oh, man. You ever look at the pastor wife, she be looking like she wants some dick so bad from anybody. Oh my gosh, change the subject, guys. No, no. Shout out to them fine ass pastor wife. Tired of wearing them church dresser. Can't hide all them titties. All them hips and yams. Them hats. The hats. You know who else deserve a shout out right now. Them women with the ass that's so fat that the jeans won't fit in the back. It just be that little dent. Oh shit. She on the what size waist she is. That ass so fat. She got a dumb ass waist. It'd be like a 27. Dumb ass waist. Whatever. Don't worry about it, beastie mom. The nigga who love you already love you. That's what's wrong with people. I had trying to impress everybody. I would be trying to impress nobody. Be the shit to who you the shit to. I don't be out here trying to be the shit to everybody. I just go around the holes I know like me already. Keep myself a steam high. You think I'm about to go in a circle where I'm already rejected? Fuck no. I don't need approval again. Hey, I'm through convincing bitches. I'm the nigga. If you don't already like me, it's over. I'm not pit, fuck that. I know the bitches. I'm going to be fucking for the next three years. I already met them some time ago. They just ain't cranked back across yet. Ain't going to be no new pussy. That shit don't happen like that. That shit happen about two, three times a year. But all the other pussy be like some return investment type shit. That's a lie. What you mean? New pussy, three new bitches a year? That is so low. That is so low. You know how many days it is in a year? 165. You don't need a new girl every day. Who the fuck said that? Who the fuck said that? You just talked about cauliflower dick. I'm just saying. If you can't look at a person and see if they sick or not. You can't. I guess I'm just lying. For 35 years then. I'm just a goddamn lie. Healthy as a horse. Healthy. Nigga don't even need eight hours of sleep. Three, four hours sometime and go and jump up out there bitch. I'm healthy as hell. Blood pressure good, my sugar low. All that shit. Whatever be Simone. There's a lot of motherfuckers out here who thought we weren't going to make it this far. And you know what we call those people? Haters. I'll never call them that. I call them motivation. Yeah. Some people just go on these videos when they see us and just click dislike. They don't even watch it. They just don't want to see us do better. Go back and look at the episodes. It's the motherfuckers who put the thumbs down. You hated this shit that much? What did we say to make a nigga be like uh-uh. Uh-uh. Fuck this. I can't wait for YouTube to see my one dislike and take the shit down. This is inappropriate. So we want to shout out to, we see y'all much love to see this shit going to be so far in the video. They ain't going to see it. They just be clicking on that shit. So much love to the people who've been disliking our shit for the last year. If we ever see you and figure out who you are, we're going to beat your ass. Not because we're in our feelings about it. It's just that we know- You need to learn a lesson. There's better things to do. That it wasn't people who were still like that who would still beat your ass. You thought we were going to be the bigger people and just ignore it. We petty. Old school style. Chad is a great person. But guess what? When we get you on the ground, he going to be kicking you too. I'll probably be the one to be like, stop, guys, that's enough. But once you find out that they was the ones on your page disliking shit too, you're going to at least spit on them. Clayton English is the most nonviolent nigga I know. But when we find out who the haters are, he going to be with the shit. And he a tall nigga. He got long reach. Like Clayton? Yeah. Yes. That's why I talk so much shit because I'm so confident in my fighting skill. When was your last fight? A couple years ago when I was in Memphis. It was just a random late night nigga. I was trying to piss and a Mexican dude was on some shit. Man, I hadn't told that shit so many times. That was my last official life. Yeah, I had to. But it was in self-defense. Wait a minute, wait a minute. No, he didn't hit me first. He grabbed my shirt and ripped it. No, I never got to piss. So the whole time I was fighting, I was trying to not piss on myself too. Because in the gist of it, I still had to piss. But it was just some random shit. I was trying to pee. He was in the bathroom with his white lady. They was like snort some shit or something. And he came out and just kept fucking with me. Like, bro, get him. You get too detailed because I just left. I don't know if they were reviewing the tape or what. Trying to figure out who the fuck I was. Still reviewing the tape years later. It's the open case. Case still open. Hell no. But see, that's the thing about it. Fuck fighting. Fighting don't solve shit, but it make you feel better. Violence is the answer sometimes. Yes, it is. Violence is never the answer. Murder is not the answer. No, it's not even death. Violence definitely is the answer sometimes. If you think about it in the grand scheme of things, violence is the only answer. Yeah. Look at all these wars that have been going on. And what is it solving? Shit, everything. That's why they keep going to war. They be like, bitch, you don't want to listen. We gonna come over there and shoot you in your fucking ass. Then you gonna listen. Because after we put this pressure on your ass that you won't, because you don't want to listen. You don't know how much ass-whooping you gonna get. That's why your mama used to be like, All right. Okay. Wait till we get home. So that means show your ass all the way until we get home. So when I get you home and I give you way too much ass-whooping, just know that you didn't know that you was already at half ass-whooping. Then you just kept not listening. You just kept putting quarters on it. You didn't build up a whole another ass-whooping by the time you got home. Why she do me like that? Why she do me like that? All I did, no. You been hard-headed, cussing, playing. You all in the back seat standing up with your seat belt. You ain't even here the time she told you to sit down in them two times. Sit your ass down. Sit down. I don't know what the fuck wrong with you, but you gonna learn tonight when I get your ass home. I bet you that. And you just building up, adding on to the ass-whooping. Because you're hard-headed. All right. Fuck you, man. Don't ask me like that. Snigger here. Don't ask me. What you got coming up, bro? What can we subscribe to your movement? Same shit. Just been out there. I feel like you got a whole another operation that we don't know shit about. You be vague as hell. But I'm just saying. I feel like you got some exclusive shit that we posted your first looks at and that's how I got them directors. They don't give me first looks, nothing. I just hope I'm still in it when it come out. Yeah. I was so mad. I saw one of the Wild'n Out promos. The motherfucker put me in the promo for 0.8 seconds. I was like, what the fuck? I'm posting this shit anyway, because I saw it. I don't give a fuck. That's the thing. Don't put your dreams in another motherfucker's hands. You got to do that shit yourself. I don't give a fuck if it's 0.3. I'm this kind of nigga. I'm going to find that 0.3 seconds and I'm going to pause that shit and I'm going to screenshot that bitch and then I'm going to post that bitch with four filters and then when I think people tired of seeing it, guess what I'm going to hit them with? The black and white version. I give less than a fuck. It's all about self promo. I got this great, beautiful, high definition HBO promo that they running right now. I love it. They promo so good. Let me tell you how good the HBO promo is. The HBO promo so lit that the fucking LOL took the HBO promo shit and put it in the LOL promo. So that's cross promo. Hell yeah. I got a lot of shit coming out next year, boy. They working together, huh? LOL bought all the Def Jam shit. Motherfucking right they did. So we got the new season of Wild'n Out coming out. By the time you see this, it'll be out. That's coming. Season 10 is out. Then the All Def Comedy Jam is coming out. We got the 85 South Show on two episodes of The Little Women of Atlanta. What else, man? I got some more shit on the new game show hosted by Tony Rock called Black Heart Revoke. That's coming out. Man, it's some more shit, but I forget. I know, I always can get three out of five or whatever, but I got some shit coming. And some shit I can't even tell you about. What? I can say that. They already sent me the email. And they put us in the trailer for the promo. Yeah, they had like a little, um, they had a little promo, like, hottest moments type shit, and they was like, sneak peek of the new season. They had Ben Chico over there, bitch, so yeah. We taking the brand and we going nationwide with it, bitch. That's awesome. Yeah. Anything else? Coming up? How do you know? Because I know the nigga who be doing the mixing. No, you don't. What's his name? I ain't gonna see. Liar. Me and the nigga cousin cool, actually. Yeah, so tell them about the shit. I have a new song dropping Friday. It's a remix to Cardi B song and then I'm dropping a single in a week. What Cardi B song? Uh, I guess the Money. Oh, wait a minute. G-Easy and Cardi B. Is that ASAP Rocky on that bitch? That's ASAP Rocky on the hook. Um, yes, ASAP Rocky and G-Easy and Cardi B. Oh, because I was like, what does that nigga sound? Just like ASAP Rocky. That's him. Y'all gonna hear a funny ass ASAP Rocky story? The niggas on the new season are wilding out, right? And he came on like, he came on the first season that we came back. That nigga came on wilding out and did season 10 and then we was doing the show and he realized that he had on the exact same shirt that he wore fucking four or five years ago on that shirt. He was like, nigga, this is crazy cause I was showing them in the picture. So that was... You know how your shit be when it's new. What shirt was it though? It was just a flannel shirt. The exact same shirt? The exact same one. ASAP Rocky, and he's supposed to be the fashion nigga. He's supposed to have a closet full of shit. But see, he the type of nigga who is like, he ain't gonna get fresh everywhere. He'll be fresh over here. Then he'll be on the skateboard or shit. Nah, but his fresh shit be shit that we ain't... We don't... The nigga wear like a life vest. I wonder how much money I'm gonna wear before all my clothes is made by gay dudes. You say you under what? When you get money, all your clothes be made by gay dudes. I don't want that. I don't want that. I'm wearing all women designers. I want bitches dressing my shit cause I want to wear what bitches... There you go. Cause I want you to be a woman. I don't want to wear no bitch shit cause bitches wear that cheap shit from them boutiques on Instagram. Rainbows. Hey, I wear boutiques though. Shout out to the... You know who we should shout out? The boutiques that send you exactly what you fucking ordered. The shit. Or boutiques that send you free shit. This shirt. That's what's up. If you want that shirt, go to B Simone's website, put in Beetlejuice and click for... Half Beetlejuice. What are these gift cards you'd be giving away? It's for... It's just a boutique. They give away gift cards and it's like a $10 gift card if they order something from the boutique. So they pay me to post it. I'm about to stop doing that though cause I've posted a lot. Do it. Man, don't let nobody... I hate putting promo on my page. But listen though, don't never walk away from no money unless it's some easy money. Get that shit forever. Keep getting away from gift cards. I don't give a fuck if there's shit. Just keep doing that shit. Let them all fuck with me. What? The people who fuck with you they know that you getting your money. Get your ass out of here. I ain't gonna miss your one like one comment leaving the ass. 400,000 motherfuckers out there like go Carlos, go Carlos. Your one ass... Oh, 60 in this shit. Well, fuck it. You want him for free. You think you don't see no advertising money? You them the niggas who need to see the promo. The niggas who want them for free not posting shit behind a private page every time you post some shit you ugly hell. No, seriously. No, seriously. Man, go on with that bullshit. Let me get some shit to promo. I'm gonna be on that bitch selling them sneaky auntie bra. Yeah, they paying like a motherfucker. I know the check's about to come out because all the bitches I follow have that little shit on. One bitch done cross promo. She had the sneaky auntie bra drinking the stomach tea. That bitch a gangster right there. She drinking flat tummy tea with a waste trainer on with the sneaky auntie bra. Selling the flat tummy. This bitch got five different asses in this bitch. And she done tagged the nigga who take all the pictures of the naked hoes. I don't like this bitch gonna be a billionaire. What is in that tea? Ain't never seen nobody actually drink the shit. Everybody been sitting there. Herbs. Herbs. That's the answer. It makes you shit. It's a colon cleanse. Motherfucker, you see anything to tell you it's herbs. Yeah. That's crazy. They got an herb for Eric Goddamn thing. Why they ain't no fat bitches drinking the tea? That's what I want to see. Why they ain't no fat bitches getting skinny? Show me the bitch who drunk a lot of them and got skinny. All the bitches drinking the tea already skinny. They had surgery too. That's what I'm saying. That tea ain't helping. Blood in your bikini line, that whole leaking. Fuck this shit. I'm tired of this shit. You ugly. You fucking ugly. Even the motherfuckers who fine got some shit wrong with them. You saw delicious, this bitch at the water park. Stomach looked like a whole booty hole. Oh no. Yeah. That shit was sick. You know what, some bitches ugly. Goddamn navel looked like a doughnut. That little doughnut. That little dung and doughnut. That shit was nasty. How the fuck you got an Audi in it? That's an Audi. She did? I thought you said she unfollowed you. That's the thing. I can't fuck it. So what? Some of them Instagram bitches only look good in clothes. And some of them only look good out of clothes. Sometimes strippers look terrible with their clothes on. But then they out the clothes and you're like, oh, okay. And then some bitches look good with their clothes on. I'm unfollowing everybody who don't have no nipples. How do you know? Colombian bitches want to look good with clothes on. Brazilian bitches want to look good with their clothes on. I don't know. That's why it's the difference in their surgeries. As long as my Instagram girlfriend Colombian surgery be having the Frankenstein tip as long as my Instagram girlfriend is happy, I'm happy. Who's your Instagram girlfriend? Bernice and cocaine Lorraine. All the rest of them bitches can go to work. Cocaine Lorraine cocaine Lorraine make me happy. In the kitchen cooking nothing. Just standing at the stove. She's so fucking fine. I'd just be thinking of all the shit I could put in that skillet. She can cook enough. She has light eyes and freckles. She's beautiful. We know what she looks like. They might not. They know what she looks like. Y'all looking at all the wrong shit, bro. She used to be popping. She got this one freckle that's on this side. It's just demands attention. I'm about to leave. Me too. I got a life outside of this. People don't believe it, but I do. Thank you guys for having me. We didn't have you. You had us. Metaphorically speaking you got to stay sharp. Are you mad that you had to miss your comedy class? First of all, it's not a comedy class. It's a writing session. So you do stand up now? Did we talk about that on there? No, she won't talk about it. How are you going to secretly do stand up comedy? I'm going to secretly do it until I'm good. Shit don't work like that, sweetheart. I hate to do it. Nobody's going to care if you bomb. Nobody's going to care. As long as you have a great personality I'll give you another chance. We great. We don't bomb. We've been killing this shit since the first night. I'm pushing it the first time I did comedy. Have you ever bombed, Clayton? Really? Don't let them lie to you. About the rules of the comedy club. About the gods. I'm asking y'all know what I mean. Have y'all ever had... No, you're going to have one that ain't all the way there. But just try to have it. Sometimes you have shows that just was not meant to happen. When you just be out there chasing money and they can hit you and be like, got this show for you, didn't you show up? And the nigga got you with this much cord. I'm going up after the fight. Like can I have a cord that's mine? You trying to do the show and this nigga got... This the microphone stand. Yeah, shit happened. I done did all that shit. I done did show that the podium, nigga got just a podium. With the little... Yeah, that. I done did... Yeah, all that. No, the fuck asked this nigga. Oh my God. What's the thing where you can push your heart? I did a show at a mega church. The church was huge. They had no members. Bigger head church. Like you think we fucking with you. We asking you where are you doing your show. I'm not telling you. You so worried about a motherfucker coming. We trying to tell you how shit goes. I had a comedy room that was so goddamn far from the city. You got combined 24 years worth of comedy in front of you. But you want... It doesn't matter if I'm doing my show in a corner downtown. Where does it matter when I'm doing my show? It does matter. What are you talking about? Are you doing it in a comedy club? Are you doing it in a bar? Are you doing it in a pool hall? Are you doing it in a strip club? You doing it at a comedy club. So you going to open mic night. So you booking a whole thing and that's where you're going to start your comedy. I'm opening up for some other people. You opening up for all that context. Context is key for everything. So now that I told you, give me some advice. No, I want to help you now. Your attitude been so fucked up the whole time. I no longer have a desire. You're so standoffish. Alright guys, we're signing off. 85 Style Show. Thank you guys so much for watching. You don't get to tell them when we leave. You can leave. You think we need to discuss your life without you? We will keep this shit going. You just said you were about to go. Yeah, we changed our mind. We leave when we get ready though. You know, the segment. We're trying to make sure you don't be out here doing the wrong shit. Y'all really aren't. Yeah, we are. You don't say anything for me to listen. You sneaking and meeting with niggas. Who are these motherfuckers? What does that matter? It does matter. Because we're the only ones in this city that does do us some shit. All labs got to go through us. They do. Let me catch a nigga tonight. Let me catch somebody giggling and I ain't got shit to do with it. I'ma throw a tag on this shit. Man, that motherfucker ugly as hell. Hell yeah, that nigga ugly as hell. I'm just putting my snap on everything. Fuck that. Let me catch a motherfucker. I hear laughing. Two of them giggles belong to me. I had something to do with it. So you wrote jokes? No, it ain't. I inspired motherfuckers. So they wasn't funny until they started fucking with me. All that is the product of me doing what the fuck I did. Tired of this shit. Everybody can take credit for shit they ain't do. I want some credit too. Fuck it. You know I was the first motherfucker to do a joke in front of a dartboard. I heard a motherfucker tell somebody, I discovered Carlos. I slapped the shit at you. Niggas will tell you, they discovered Carlos. Nobody discovered me. I ain't discovered, bitch. Niggas wasn't laughing in the 70s. They really fucking up. I already know who you talking about though. I'm going to get a couple more dollars and I'm just going to quit fucking with everybody. I'm just going to quit. Carlos, I don't do comedy no more, bro. I'm straight. Got all my money in cash. I moved back to Mississippi. Buy me a double wide trailer with a big front porch. Fuck these niggas. They don't know. I got enough to survive the rest of my life in Mississippi. Fuck these niggas, bro. I'm only doing comedy to see what happened at this point. I didn't achieve all my dreams. I'm good. When you special curving that bitch, I don't need no special. I'm straight. If you were to say what they paid me for them 30 minutes, you're good. I'm straight. Fuck the special. I didn't get in the game to beat everybody. Everybody ain't going to make it. Welcome back to 85's no show. Just bullshit. I really appreciate all the opportunities that have been presented. That have been bestowed upon you. That have been bestowed upon me. Just trying to make it in the game. Real humble and shit. Fuck that. No, this is the 85's after I'm Carlos Miller. I was and I still am. Who are you, bro? Clayton English, you know what it is, man. The mayor of Koreatown. I'm out there. You know what I'm saying? Drink it smoothies. I got a fetish for white women that look like they from Whoville now. Who's are ugly? Yeah, that's what I'm on. Don't do that. They are off the Grinch. I'll be in Kanye's house in Calabas. So you're going to act like little Cindy Lou. Cindy Lou who looks crazy. You crazy as hell. You don't have a heart. Hey man, I like what I like. Come on, man. No, this is it. Clayton English, all that shit. I heard the old Kanye about to come back. No, he's not. He's frozen. And you are? How you sleeping and burping? What is wrong with you? I just had one yawn. That was like 10. And you do 11 burps. Because Red Bull gets you high and then crashes you. Yeah. So, thank you all for making this shit amazing. It don't do that. Clayton English. Don't do that. Be Simone, the 85 South Shore Staff Corporation. Glad to have all of us together again. Global Soul. For all your footwear needs. Come to 85 South Shore. If you don't want people all in the video. Yeah. Hell yeah. You know what I mean? For all your foot needs, how about Global Soul? We got a black owned sock company that we're about to launch. Early 2018. Me and my nigga Sabado Domingo. We got a little program coming out to teach black kids Spanish. Oh. Shout out to be Simone's little sister. Got some big titties. I seen her on Instagram the other day. Your sister's titties are so big. No, I'm just saying. The angle that you had, you was right here. She was behind you. When she came tittie first, I was like, what? Hey man, let's get the fuck out of here. We out of here. All he does is talk about titties. That is not all I do. Cause I talk about ass and pussy and shit too. How old is your little sister? Was she old enough to talk about titties? She don't like boys. She does like boys. She on boys now?