 All right, so even the spark was a mistake. Oh, how's it going, everybody? Dottodoy here back with another round of Dragon Ball fighters, ranked matches, and this time we were playing a very randomly selected team with Bardock up front, Jiren in the middle slot and Piccolo rounding the team off in the back. When I was picking my team, I was kind of just looking at the character list. Like, who don't I play a lot? Obviously, I play a decent bit of Bardock, but Jiren and Piccolo, I really don't touch too often. We're getting GT Goku right now. I actually haven't played him in a while either. Overhead, I saw it coming. It was a lot. Obviously, it's a six out of a little slow. Didn't see that. I'm guard cancel. I've had enough. I've had enough. I'm going to throw up these orbs. All right, nice angle beam. See, the one time I'm not rocking the... No, wrong one. You weren't close to the corner. I'm down heavy there, yep. OK, this should be a nice sliding. Maybe I've been... Oh, that's not how you do it. You got to do the... Got to do Hellzone. Get that off of me. All right, I'm switching them out. Actually, no, let's take sliding. Hold on. Let's take slide and see if we can set up something. Oh, there it is. The guard cancel. All right, watch the beam. Jumping lights, if you got them. Gorgeouses. No, the 2M. I didn't get the 2L out. Uh-oh, big damage alert. Thankfully, he doesn't have enough Bard. Did really do anything tech that. Oh, my goodness. I'm switching. OK, I'm going to try to see if I can work something out here. I almost had it working. No beam. Dude, this guy is holding out on the beams. OK, probably could have done a lot more. Maybe even should have gone for the level three. Actually, I could have killed. Let's be honest. At five ages, awkward. No, the dragon rush. I guess it's a good thing I didn't counter like I wanted to. But still, we didn't tech. Level three doesn't use it. No. Oh, let's go. OK, not the best. And I click the button. That's the end of Jiren. Really rough with him, dude. A couple bad mistakes and decisions. And we could have gotten a kill there as well. Two bars, Goku's back. Goku's back out. Nah, that's too much blue health to let slide. We're going to play kind of wild here until we can get it back. Where's the Barak assist? All right, we got it back pretty quick. Talk to me, Goku GT. You got a level three in the air, so you know I'm blocking. OK, didn't use it. He's trying that a lot. And I'm going to have to punish him for it. I'm getting sick of not killing these guys. I'm getting sick of not killing these guys. What is my mind going through right now? No. Drop it, please. Think of all the times I spared you. Was it this serious? I know you didn't have to spend the three bars. You could have done it with one, right? That was wild. He heard me pleading. He said enough. He said enough cry. Damn, the guard can't do that. The Yantra assist never sleeps. This is going to have to be a comeback and a half. I've made one too many bad mistakes. All right, watch as I turn it all around with a six. All right, so even the spark was a mistake. Oh, the bar. We have seven bars since five Dragon Balls. I'm going to use the bar. I'm not that stupid. I'm not going to throw away the whole game. But yo, that was sick. Let's go. Six bars. I'm getting Shenron, baby. And you know I'm going to do it the old Bardock way too. Super Dash at me. Super Dash at me. Super Dash, I'll do it then. Wait, I have a sparking. No wonder he's not Super Dash. He doesn't have to. Seen it. I didn't see it. OK. One. Seen it. Seen it. Sickest. I am the sickest Dragon Ball player that has ever graced this earth. And that is, watch this. Let's go. This should kill. This should absolutely kill. That's good. I'm glad I took an accidental screenshot. Oh, bro. Why did I not extend it? Because I panicked. That was the biggest failure on this channel. I don't even know what else to say, dude. I apologize if there was kids in the room watching that. I'm sorry I taught them about failure at such a young age. I'm not even going to go for the optimal combo, because clearly I'm not capable of handling it, dude. Oh my god. She ranked me. Strip me of my rank, because I clearly don't deserve it, dude. Take me out, dude. Switch Mardock out. Just get him out. He doesn't deserve to be here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've been shaken up. I don't deserve it, dude. I mean, I do deserve this beating. I don't deserve happiness. Every time I played Jiren, some heartbreaking shit happened. It wasn't even Jiren's fault. I know that, but it's just every time I played Jiren, some heartbreaking shit happened. Guys, I'm sorry the commentary is holding on this, but what else am I going to say, dude? I'm going to have to put that on my job applications from now on. At least the background music's pretty good. God, Jiren sucks. Oh, kidding. I'm mostly kidding. I mean, he's not a great character, but roll. This is the saddest I've ever been in a commentary session. How does things just not add up to me? Where's the 6M, dude? I've seen it so many times. There it is. I'm just going to. I'm just going to, you might have felt wowed out. Yep. Oh, let's go. Oh, get out of there. You know what? I'm just going to kill. You remember how many times I spared him before, dude? No more. I'm literally sparking to kill people now, because life is cruel out here. I learned that not too long ago. God, do you remember that? It's mostly how confident I was. Joking, confident or not, I dedicated myself to the bit, and the bit, bot, bot, back. I can't even speak. What is he doing? Oh, I didn't even get a down heavy off. OK, OK, let's bring it back. Let's bring it back. We are somehow only one game into this, by the way. That one loss, something like 1,000 losses. I felt like I was in the Tsukiyomi for three years. In this world, he truly controls all. I've never seen a six-hound in my life. Clearly, because I can't block him. We are actually kind of close to losing. No way! My down heavy was correct, but just all wrong. Oh, we're going to lose again. Focus, focus, focus, dude. I don't want to lose again. Please. I can't lose again. Remember that spark? Made it out like that was a good decision. I think it was a bad one. OK, we should win. Did we win? No, this doesn't kill. Level 3s don't kill. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm panicking. If it wasn't obvious, I've been panicking for a little while now. And I think I may be the crack for this. These are the tests, dude. These are the games that test you. My hands are sweating too bad to take dragon rushes out here. Please, the stamps. They're like daggers in my chest, bro. At this point, if he doesn't let me win once, that is actually a crime. Is this going to go down as the saddest ranked match? Dude, I started this all. I was like, welcome to do this team. I picked some random characters that I really like. How are you going to get taken out like that, bro? He never blocks the overhead portion of that. Extreme sadness alert. I didn't know what to do that. I actually don't know what to do with Piccolo in class. Can I do anything to be, go, could you T, why was I trying to vanish this? No, I can't afford to lose. I actually can't afford to lose. I understand that Piccolo is going to be leaving us, but everybody else needs to pick up the pace now. My Jiren needs to be flames right now. I need my Jiren to, come on. OK, that is actually exactly what I'm referring to. That is exactly what I'm referring to when I say you guys need to step it up. Let's go. I hope Bardock was listening, because clearly Jiren was at the meeting. OK, Jiren. Thank you, Jiren. You've turned this frown upside down, bro. I'm ready. I'm ready for whatever the world can throw at me now. OK, except for a hit confirm off of a low 2M and a guard cancel. So there's a couple of things the world can throw that I'm actively not ready for. Oh, that was nice. Oh, that was so quick. He made that decision so fast. Level three as well. He won't get anything too crazy off of it, because if we're not in the corner, it's going to blow me a little too far back. I just really do anything. No, OK, he didn't get Jiren. I understood that that Super Dash was a bad choice the second I clicked it. But at least the Jiren Assist, which was also a bad choice, didn't get wrapped up in my previous decision. Why I'm spamming heavies. No time for optimal, I guess. Level three, or the mix, the mix that never truly ends up going my way. He likes to reflect here. I think I'm just going to kind of sit down. I'm really glad I didn't. I'm so scared. It's this stupid Yamcha. He gets me every time. He gets me every single time. Come here, Yamcha. I'm not messing around this time, dude. I'm not messing about. It connected. And I landed a level three, which in this world is basically a curse. He's going to try to wake up level three. I have predicted it, and thus it will be so. Where's the level three, dude? I've seen you. I've seen you tell this tale. OK, we got him. We got a win, boys. Add in the claps, sound effects. Oh my god, confetti. There's confetti on the screen. It's a JPEG of confetti floating across the screen. I'm just trying to spice up the video. Are you ready? I'm just trying to spice up the video. I'm dead. OK, he didn't punish me. I caught a Yamcha. I barely blocked it, but it stopped me from jumping, which really sucked. I was trying to jump back, get the fear in his eyes. 6M, are we really dead? Yeah, we are really dead. We are actually so dead. Damn. 6M? I can't block it. I can't block a 6M to save my life. Everybody else needs to step it up. This pep talk worked so well last time. Please work again. Dragon Rush from the Goku GTS is. I never see that coming. Oh, no. That's fine. OK, that's not fine, but the rest is fine. A little bit of damage here and there. I'm not afraid of it, dude. Honestly, come on. It's a little bit of damage. OK, that was pretty bad. I'm actually trying to switch out now. We got him. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Side switch. Not the best, actually. I want to go home. Switch. Switch with me. Thank you. Piccolo, I actually can't put into words how thankful I am. Get this. You know what? He had one bar. And the Yachter player succeeded. I tried a Super Dash. Don't ask me why. OK, clearly I've been frazzled. I'm going to try to spark here. He's going to switch me out, yeah. I get nothing off of that. I wish you got a little bit more from landing a command grab. That's love. Enough. OK, end of the corner. Switch out. Didn't get the switch. Emissist. Oh, welcome. Oh, no, the normal. I was strong. I'm mad. I'm mad. Piccolo. Piccolo, please. Oh, no, dude. The Super Dash got me. I was expecting to land at least get low enough for that jab to hit the level. Oh, and I didn't block. No, dude. No, it's over. It's over. I've been. This is like beyond any Super Dash again. It's beyond me at this point. No, it's not. Let's calm it down. Focus and win. Oh, no. Don't kill me here, please. It's too late. Please. I'm fighting for my life. Let's go. We dropped it. And that is the last mistake you will ever make against me. That is the last mistake you will ever make. You will not hit me again a single time for the rest of the match. You dropping that was this deciding factor, the single stranded time. There was one opportunity for me to beat you, and this is that time. I forgot about the Ounceus. I forgot he had a Ounceus. And I forgot about the Ounceus, actually. And I made Ounceus. I have this many games on Ounceus. I forgot about the Ounceus.