 Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to cook an obnoxiously large steak on top of a fossil? Me neither. Let's do it anyway common puffballs Beautiful white flesh really earthy With like a Almost like a pungently sweet smell at the end there Eddable might take a few of these to have a mistake, but I'll probably just Take them home Beauty a bumper crop. You see they all have these little holes in top where the spores are released trusty opanel out and You can see that these are still good So they are good for eating Which there is enough I might take a few of these actually Maybe not for now, but I certainly I'll take these on for tea Should really have a paper bag or whatever or ideally a little fancy wicker basket, but don't have it so Make do make do with camouflage bag This one's just started to go a bit a bit powdery. I Only want a few though. Just for maybe an omelet or something for me to eat tonight He's a fly agaric fly agaric or whatever you want to say Not advised to eat these You can you can cook them and process them And get a bit buck wild off it, but not good for eating right that'll do I've got a nice little clearing here under these Why they beach trees so I'm just going to create a little area and get a fire going It's too dark in the In all of its is too dense, so There's not really enough light and I'm on a bit of a hill. It's not ideal, but we'll make it work I've dug down there to The compacted soil so nothing's gonna set on fire. Just wanting to remove the top surface of leaf later Just to check that it wasn't Deep with mulch pine needles and whatnot Just to be on safe side. So that's good to go. You can have a fire on there See all them loads of fossils there that Not like broke. It's broken my bag, which is Pretty upsetting really We'll manage it off that I got this With me and my mate Joey D. Did a little bit of a hike in wild camp along the coast and if you can see It's a slab Quite a thick slab of slates just riddled With ammonite fossils imprints and actual fossils that I've carried for miles But it's a present just in case I do lose it. This one's for you Alice Many years ago now and I found this and carried it Carried it all the way. It's a labor of love. You've got little bits of Fools gold in there Iron pyrite it's in there, but It's stunning. Let's see if we can get this. Let's see. Let's see. Anyway Trials and tribulations. Let's give it a go. There's the bit that came off there Made like a tiny mini Reflective wall type of an affair there that which would probably set on fire and then the whole thing will collapse. That's chance we're taking though money Se three today Custom by my boy Luca at York Knife York Knife Just been look at the because after me tragic demise of me over one the early demise Back on this but look at that It's the thing of look at the natural. Come on focusing. I'm not in mood for this It was there you go look at that. Look at that patina beautiful Stunner. I've just had it over the Japanese wet stones Cleaned it up a little bit oiled it all with handle Just feeling bad about the loss of me the ones I thought I'd I'd pour some love and attention into this Winds are coming not very conventional this Is what it is Some cramp balls could have done that CBA getting a tinder bundle together though. Let's do it Get it on Is it sturdy not really? That's life though Life isn't sturdy Right Little bit of a little bit of coconut oil. I guess we'll know when it's hot enough When that's melted we're having a sweepstake for how long it's gonna take for it just to for this to burn away and for it All just falling to fire. I'm having about eight minutes Just covering my ammonite in coconut oil Which is the first time I've ever said that I've put this unit at the side so that if these give way at least I can just Use this up suns coming out glorious Big ribeye with the burning. There it is a Whopper see how she's getting on there The flames are licking around the outside and just cooking the edges and charring up nicely She's gonna bang a little bit of salt and pepper on top Let's get it off. I Didn't bring a lot of things didn't bring a plate didn't bring a fork. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter We're on it anyway. Look she is Turn it over Yes Seizing on this side. There you go Looks good. I'm just gonna let that rest Let that rest now Let the juices fall back into it And let the Let all the meat relax and go a little bit tender Keep this fire going. It's quite cold There's a lot of residual heat still in that stone. It's it's a It's slate You can see the layers of it. There's a lot of residual heat in that So that'll just be keeping it ticking over I'm hungry as well Feel a long day. Oh, is it only me that gets blasted by smoke? All right without further ado should we get stuck in Straight through the main section. How is she cooked? Good enough for me rouge nicely done on ends That's done to perfection my eyes For my taste anyway, let's go. Oh my god. That is juicy You can taste the prehistoricness Tomahawk steak Saved on fossils cooked on fossils You pay a lot for that in a restaurant. That's cooked. Well Cut that end bit get me face out at road. Oh Pink they're charred on the outside ridiculous Totally ridiculous sorry to all my Vegetarian and vegan man them and lady them but I don't often eat meat when I do Actually killed this cow myself with that It's got it in a headlock and squeezed it There's results. How did you get on with cow? Did you win? I'll let you a bit judge. I Hope everyone's doing well out there in these Weird times not as mad as when it first started, but the weird times indeed There's a lot of anxiety out there and a lot of people a lot of frustration with people not knowing not knowing the score And one of them would be in high risk. You just don't know what crack is I got a lot of people reaching out to me saying that they're struggling at this time, but at the moment and so my heart goes out to you and I say we're in this together as much as we can be let it bring out the best in you and don't suffer alone If you're struggling with anything if you're struggling really noggin or Physically or you can't get to shot anything. Just talk to someone makes the world a difference And used to see you could talk to me But that's backfired on me a few times and people I've actually messaged me and I get too many messages and can't reply and then it fit It feels bad, sir And it can't be me can't be me can't take it on Moment But yeah, just talk to your friends talk to the Samaritans Talk to anyone. I'm only saying this because it's a I'm having a steak and it's just like a show as your steak sort of vibe not officially but just It's important just to check in Hope everyone's doing well Right, I'm gonna send this off Beautiful and me fossil it cooked on my fossil. I fear that my fossil will never be the same again. Oh well I have to find another one Or try and scrub it up. It's a good place a fitting end for it though out in Out in wilderness back to whence she came Right, but let me get stuck into this and then I'm gonna clear away the fire and get gone Thanks to everyone for for watching thanks for everyone to everyone who it's the like button that means a lot It helps and it's It's good to see it's good to see that it's that people enjoy enjoy the videos Thanks for hitting the like button That's it man, I'll be back for some more camping videos soon I'm off out with Matt Morgan soon. 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