 Listen up. This is a public service announcement. Welcome to Sim-Nation. Friends sitting in a tree. Yep. They might kiss. No. They might. No they won't. Why'd you have to say that? Simp. Alright. It's getting late. I'm getting off. F***ing serious. I really couldn't have called it a worse time. Oh my god. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I mean like two f***ing seconds. I'll f***ing be there. Hi. How are you? I'm good. Why did you video call me? You kind of displaced me. You wanted to see my face. Oh, you're so sweet. Well actually, I have a question. Can you buy me Cold War? You will? Yay. Okay. Well, I'm gonna go to sleep. It's getting really late. But I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay? Alright. Bye. Now that we're done with that. You wanna see my rena... You're still here? Okay. F*** this. Goodbye. Ladies, tell me you have a sim boyfriend without telling me you have a sim boyfriend. I'll go first. I didn't pick the movie, babe. You wanna cuddle? Come cuddle. What's that? What? What, this? It's a snack. What? You gonna come cuddle with me? You don't realize how bad you've been treated by guys and what you have been okay with and what your standards are until you're treated really well by a guy. Like, a guy's treating me so nice and I'm like, why? Tell me you're dating a single mom without telling me you're dating a single mom. I'll go first. There's a premium polyester cotton. How dozy. How dozy. We're gonna see each other soon, okay? Okay. I love you. I love you too. You better love me. I'm not allowed to stop. I gotta keep my composure so that way I'm not getting judgmental looks. People ask me if I'm okay instead. I can't do that. They were giving me those concerned worried looks. Like, I'm fine. Damn, I'm just as long as it's what I said. Damn. I gotta go into the airport, baby. No, I got canceled. They didn't shoot here. I love you. No, they were just doing an asterisk. Stop this shit. That's not a picture she might be angry at. Is it? Yeah. She said she would come to you. Okay. How did that look at your style? Buddy dirty, he's my friend. What could you do, people? What could you do, people? He could have proposed with a great cop, but... Alright guys, the key to a happy marriage is respect your husband, alright? Allow him to be the man he can be. Don't cheat. Alright, make sure... Shut up! Allow him to talk, okay? My wife telling me to come do the dishes. Ha ha, bitch, you come to... Wash the f***, you f***! My wife would be like, baby, did you fill up my car with gas? First of all, why don't you fill up your car with gas? What do I look like, a 7-11? First of all, you're the one that wants to go out with your friends. And second... See me five minutes. Tom. Yes. If you had one warning label before dating and marrying me, what would it have been? It would be a big warning. It says, requires endless attention. And... Or... Or if angry, give attention. Or a bunch of food. Or both. Or just, like, personally feed her. So you're giving her attention and food at the same time. Wow. You noticed that our children are white. You have eyeballs. Congratulations. Let me tell you a little story. I was married to their father for six years. We had both of them during that marriage. And then at the end of that six years, we got a divorce. While we were waiting on those divorce papers to come back, he got engaged to somebody else. This left me as a single mom with two toddlers. They were one, two, three, four, five, six, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten. They were one and three. My ex-husband moved across the country. I had to get three jobs to support my children and myself. When I did decide to start dating, I dated the man that is now my husband. And we've been together for 21 years. And yes, he is black. He has two black parents. And our children are white. But this man of mine has raised these two boys as his own for the past 21 years. He is the only dad that they know. And they changed their last name to his when they got old enough. And it takes a real man.