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My Balls - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

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Published on Jan 26, 2011

DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/SeeMyBalls

Lyrics by Ray Johnson

Beat by Mixscape

***LYRICS***Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.

Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.

I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
They're so big. They're run over your feet.
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.

And how can I be subtle,
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.

I got what you need.
And you'd said you'd never call,
But girl you ain't seen these balls.

I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

I told you you'd be back.
You must've forgot.
You must've had Ballzheimer's.

Comments • 51,917

Davon85J
Ahh, high school memories
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LowEdwin1
This describes me in so many ways.
Jose Serrano
How TF do I remember these lyrics still after 4 years? 0_0
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Zach Gilbert
Holy crap, I cant believe I haven't come to the YFM channel in so long. ...I must've forgot, ...I must have ballzheimers.
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KristiannaStephani
Throwfuckingback
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Monkey D. Luffy
When YouTube was good
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Six's シ
I sung this to my ex girlfriend....the face was priceless Of laughing at. I still feel bad but man that was the funnest day of my life 
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blasphemykid
Oh. This brings back memories
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David Felter
Wow, this came out nearly four years ago. I remember the day it came out.....
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Swollen
When youtube used to be my escape...
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