 Hello everybody, welcome back to another Illumilani video. So today we're gonna be playing a game Apparently that's about like working in retail or working at Starbucks I think it was even the little logo kind of looks like Starbucks Can I say that but it's like a horror game Which I've never worked as like a fast food worker before but I have worked retail and I have worked food service And it is a horrifying experience. So I'm wondering what could this game possibly pull that's worse than working I've actually seen a little bit of it very little of it But what really got me is when I was looking at steam it looked really pretty It looked really cool and really fun, and it's got a nice little vibe despite being a horror anyways Yeah, I guess I'll stop talking and let's just get started. I'm so glad I turned the volume down on this Is it supposed to be loading like this? No way. No way. We inflicted the oh, I thought we inflicted the Alice Madness Returns curse on this game Wasp for movement interact inventory inventory run Meteor. Oh, this is gonna be so fun. Wait, my little thing is okay. Well, it took it away from me I don't get to know I'll be late for work. I should be on my car by now. Oh, it wants me to get to my car Okay, whatever, whatever. Where's my keys? Where's my keys? Um, can I go up here? This is a cute little apartment pause What do you think she pays for this? 1500 right or is that too low? Um, oh, I guess we just walk out. Where's my keys? Do I need them? Okay, we just go I Guess we just go leave apartment No, how pretty it's frightening, but oh how pretty I love the vibes of this game, dude It's so oh, oh This game better not make me puke. I'm gonna I'm gonna get motion sickness so fast Wait, can I change the settings on this options mouse sensitivity graphics that better? No, it's not better. Hold on I think it's oh, you know what? It's mouse sensitivity mouse sensitivity turn that bitch down. There we go What the hell mouse sensitivity actually does not help this might be a little hard of a game for me to play girlies I'm not gonna lie me in motion sickness. Do you not mix wall? Who is playing music? Oh my car. It's the only car here. So I would hope so. Oh We're not British. Okay. Oh Maybe we are how do I get in how do I get in let me in I Needed my keys didn't I God we're already off to such a great start. Wait. Is it this one? No, it's not that one Wait, is anybody in here? That would have been really freaky if there was though. All right, everybody here We go back looking for my fucking keys. Oh Someone's phone. Oh, that's what was making the noise. Um, I don't know what to do with this I'm gonna take it inside though. I'm gonna be so late for work. What floor was my apartment even on? No Where the fuck? Oh my god. Wait, can we start over? I don't know what I'm doing editing me roll it back Hello, everybody, welcome back to another Lumilani video. I'm just kidding. I'm not doing that I'm so sorry. Your favorite youtuber is a little bit dumb Okay, okay, okay, give me my keys Ah where the shit are my keys? What are the doors? Can I open? This is a cute little place? Oh my god It's adorable. Oh my but us. Oh my gosh. You got the dogs out. Can I open these cabinets? No, I cannot. Oh my god Hello, everybody, my name is Mark Blair and welcome to the closing shift. I am so upset I am not smart. How many times must I say it before you guys give me a break? Sorry Nobody's actually being mean to me. It's actually just my delusions. No, I didn't have to look up a markiplier video to do this It's all in my head and I'm so good at this game. I'm gonna vomit. Oh my god. This fucking camera Give me that shit. Okay. Uh, let me turn down the thing again. We will not be vomiting today Oh, I should have taken some motion sickness pills before I started doing this. Where are you bitch? You fucking bastard. Why is he crouching like that? Stop looking at me Excuse me. Excuse me. Ah, hey, uh, are you looking for something? Give me give me me it Okay, um, well, there you go friend. I hope you enjoy your phone. Now will you let me in? Yes. Thank you. Thank you Okay. Oh, how pretty. Oh, how pretty. Oh, it's so nice. Is this where I work? What a nice little lovely little place to the back. Do we go in through the back? Is it a garage? Oh, this is the drive-thru. Let me get in through the drive-thru window. No. No. Okay. That's fine. That's okay This is so cute. I just want to I want to be here Maybe not once the creeps start happening, but I want to be here right now. Where's my apron? I need to start my little shift. Oh, I need a moment. No, I don't no I don't I'm better than that put away my stuff and talk to senpai. Oh, oh, hi senpai Wait, uh, hold on. I gotta put away my stuff. No, that's the cleaning equipment Okay, here we go. What is that my phone? Okay recipes cold hot vanilla Chilla Pacino, I'm gonna have to say that to my customers and it's gonna be so embarrassing. All right. Here you go Sorry, I'm late. Funohashi senpai. Be careful next time. I'm going to tell the manager. Fuck you. I am very sorry I'll be careful. No, I won't. Funohashi senpai. Be careful is not enough. Kill yourself Tell me you won't be late. Do you understand? Oh my god. Yes. Yes, I will not be late again You also mess up some orders, don't you? This is gonna hit a chord I'm not a good worker and if any potential employers are seeing this. No, you didn't I'm a great worker If you have any trouble with the order, there are some tutorial videos for you. So look through it This actually feels like I'm going to work. I don't like this. Okay, I'll take a look Oh and one more thing make sure to leave your phone in the locker. I done it You better not be texting anyone during work. Whatever. Whatever. I do what I want. Yes, sir What a shill for capitalism. Just get fired like a real man. Okay. Let's let's do this Watch a little tutorial Wow, that is oh Okay, so we just put that there. What if it's like um, what's she doing? What if it's just like the scary lo-fi version of overcooked that would be really fun and also really stressful hot drink tutorial Can I crouch? No, you know what? Fuck it. Um, no, I'm too good actually and I'm also just built different. Do I need to do this? I think I'll be fine. Let's start my shift. Ah, hello. Who are you? I've never been to one of these fancy places before I feel uneasy There's something strange about this place. Yeah, I work here My daughter seems to be a fan of this place and now I'm here. However, or I'll just leave the drinks to you Oh, that's so real. Oh, and I'd like to get two of them. Would you want a latte and a coffee? Oh, that'll be just fine It's really uncomfortable here. Oh my god. Sorry my vibes are off. However, can you charge such a price for something like this? Oh my god, it's not me. I don't make those prices What am I doing? Oh my god. Oh, I'm already oh, I'm so scared. This is my first day. Oh my god Oh my god What am I doing? Oh, I need to go to the back. Do I have a time limit on this or can I just do it whenever? Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. What did he want? He wanted an iced coffee Okay, and then we put it in here and then we Um, I don't know if I added coffee to that. Oh my god. That's a hot cup. I don't need that I'm already so stressed out. Okay. We got a cold cup that did we put something in it? Then we need a hot coffee. Oh, that's the coffee dispenser Okay, and then we do have hot cup lids we do Ready to serve cup. Okay. Yeah, this is probably your order. Oh My god, what happened to my wait? Where the fuck did I get the ice machine? Why do I have an I what a lot? Why do I have ice in my hand? I don't want to play this anymore. Stop it. Stop it get away from me Oh my god, and they have all the sauces to put the ice put the ice put the ice, okay? I don't remember what he ordered. Can I check to see what he ordered? Why can't I click on this? Oh Motherfucker, what did you order? Literally? What did you order? I'm leaving. Goodbye. Oh My god, I need to serve the customers quit bitch Okay, I did I'm sorry. I had I had to do it. Where's the trash can? I need to throw all of this shit away. Um, give me that Disgusting get out of here. Okay, so we need to make a hot coffee, right? Okay, hot coffee hot coffee hot coffee hot coffee hot coffee coffee. They're both coffee dispensers. I think I believe okay, okay? Okay, I guess we don't have a lid. That's that's fine. Here is your hot coffee And then now we have a latte that we have to do so The lattes are in here coffee and steamed milk. Oh, what is our hot? Latte's are hot lattes are hot. I don't know why I assumed that a latte was not hot Okay, so then now we need this this this this no, I put it in the cold cup Damn it. We need another milk and then we'll pour it right here And then we just got to let that steam Steamed milk um What just happened do I need to tab steamed milk? Did we do it? I think we did it. Okay now we take this over here We put that right there. We put that right there. We put that right there ready to serve cup Here you go. Wait, can I not can I not put it down if it's not already there? Oh my god I can't look good another walk through. I need some water Okay Okay, what am I doing wrong such as the question is it? Is it is it this is it this? No, it's not Order sticker Order fucking sticker order sticker. Is this the coffee and steamed milk? What is this? I don't know what I put down. Oh Okay, and then we need so that is the latte that I just What a lovely little grabbing motion, I'm not gonna lie this game almost brought me to tears Just like actual service would that's very immersive, but I do feel like I should be getting paid for this I feel like I'm on the clock and here you go. Okay. He's happy. He's happy. I think I'm getting the hang of this Let's just hope we don't hit a busy day. Okay. Who's our next motherfucker? I do are we on break yet? Did he just leave was that his car? Oh Oh, here we go. Hello. Who are you? Hi? Hi. Hello. How's it going? Did you hear on the news? I hear stalker cases are on the rise. Oh my god It's scary a woman like me you see I have to be careful all the guys are always staring at me So all girly you be careful too all girly. Well, you don't have to worry as much as I do But you should watch out either way. Ah, fuck you. Fuck you. We were having a girl moment. Okay We were having a girl moment. You don't have to do me like that dark mocha chip Chilapachito, please dark mocha chip chilapachito, please give me that give me that order sticker We are gonna be good people today and we're gonna be so good at our jobs dark Chilapachino chocolate chilapachino. Okay blended ice coffee milk chocolate sauce. Oh my god Okay, well cold cups cold cups cold cups put that right there And then we'll put that right there and then we will get a blender and we will put it right here And then we will get some ice Yes, and then we will put it right here and then we will put it right there and then it will blend chocolate sauce Did it did it go I didn't ruin that right now, right? I think I might have clicked the wrong one and then cocoa powder. I think we're good here milk coffee I put milk in there twice. That's fine Okay, you know what we're gonna scrap this and we're gonna start over and then we get our order sticker Yes Perfect. She liked it. She's sitting in here. Go away. I'll be so thrilled. I need a minute the motion sickness is going crazy Give me one second Okay, the good news is we're getting much better at our jobs. However, I'm gonna Okay, I think I'm good. I think I'm I think I'm okay to go stand in place. Okay. Come on in Oh my god, there's four of these people. What do you want? Matcha cake, please Stop pushing me Matcha cake salted caramel mocha Matcha chelapacito One pumpkin cake. Oh God, oh, they better they better give me an order ticket for this White mocha What noise? Oh I'm sorry. I wasn't reading this whole time. I just I was just looking at it. I didn't hear it either It's probably nothing it must be your imagination. It happens from time to time. Ha ha ha Sis, I've made up my mind an apple pie. Will that be all? Yes, that's all Okay They wanted me to remember it. No, no, I Wasn't paying attention that one. Wow Okay, good. We'll be waiting. Okay, give you that order sticker. Oh my god, seven is seven We need a matcha chelapacino. There's so many Let's do that. Let's do the food first. So matcha chiffon cake pumpkin cake and American waffle. Okay, so Let's do the matcha chiffon cake. Maybe on this side matcha chiffon cake. Okay Okay, and then we do tab Matcha chiffon cake. Oh, do we need to put it over here? Yes, perfect. Okay, and then I think it was the pumpkin cake now There we go and then American waffle and American apple pie Okay, now let's get started on those drinks matcha chelapacino matcha chelapacino. Yeah We're so good at this we're so good at this we're so good at this I need to get them out of here so fast Okay, uh, next we have white mocha. Okay ready to serve cup There we go, that's it just the salted caramel mocha. Oh my god, this is a big one Okay, um coffee steamed milk all of them coffee steamed milk. We need caramel sauce. Oh No, I did caramel fuck. I fucked it up. Okay, throw this shit out. We got to start again Caramel syrup hazelnut syrup chocolate sauce. I think that's it Nice nice. Happy people. Happy people get out of my coffee shop Okay, who's next? Oh, she left. Yeah, I did take a long time to make those drinks. I'm sorry. Okay, nausea break Is our shift over yet? We don't have people coming through the drive-thru, right? Hi, here's my order. Oh, okay Thank you very simple and clean. I really appreciate that. I do we just need a latte. Okay, see when you have the time to do this This is so much more relaxing job But actual food service and coffee making people want that bitch fast. Oh, so simple. Thank you for your simple Little order. I appreciate that. I think that's the last day. Hey I'm a private investigator. Oh you spot anything suspicious around the area Yes, the motherfucker. I gave the phone to why did you just look at me like that? There have been numerous reports of people getting harassed. I was wondering if you've seen anything in the store No, not in the store actually call me if something ever happens. Okay. Thank you. Hasaku has Hasaku try closing the store early if if don't want to get in trouble. No, I read that, right? Okay, um Tab, how do I put these things away? There's too much shit in my inventory right now throw that away tab Oops. Oh, oh sweep the floor. Okay, wait, I need to throw all the things out in my inventory Oh, okay, but everything in my inventory is gone. Okay time to sweep the floor Ah, da da da da da. Broom. I don't like how the noises are louder. I don't like that Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Oh, we gotta hold it. Oh, we do Where did my lovely music go? Also, why is there just an insurmountable amount of dirt on this floor? Oh, oh It's the world. Okay. I'm not gonna lie that it scared me I was having a peaceful little day at work and then it just had to cut off my music Can't we have- you know what in a real restaurant? This is the time we put on the jams, okay? It would not be quiet like this. Especially if I'm the only one in here. Why am I the only one in here? Where are my co-workers? My heart dropped. Where are we? My heart dropped. My heart is dropping. What are we? How do I turn the lights back on? Put that back. I think we're done sweeping, right? Um, give me my phone. No. Oh Oh my god, I cannot see. Is there a brightness setting? Right this setting. We're turning that bitch up. Resume. Okay. Where is the light switch? What is that? Is that the monitor? I'm really frightened right now. I feel like the power would be over here, wouldn't it? Click-click. Oh Breaker breaker breaker breaker. Are you back here? Ooh, ooh, too silent for me in my opinion. Oh Oh, oh, hello. Would you- yes. Oh, thank God. So now what? Do we have like a little checklist or to-go list that I can- that I can get? Ooh, I should probably turn my brightness down now actually. Let's do zero. Apply. Back. Resume. That's good. That's- it's a bit bright, but that's okay. Um Okay, let me take my phone. Let me take my phone. Or my key. My car key. No. Ah, why is that loud? Oh, hello. Built milk. Why is there so much spilled milk on here? What the hell? Okay, and if I remember correctly, we put it back. Patah. Patah. Okay. Okay. Thank- thank- thank you, I suppose? Oh wait, what the hell? I can't move. What are we looking at? Nothing better fucking pop out at me right now. I'm gonna fucking watah its ass. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. All right. Um, I am terribly sorry about this. Terribly terribly sorry about this. We're gonna do a part two of this game. I just- I'm super nauseous right now, and I'm gonna need to take a break in order to finish this. Big my apologies. But I hope you guys enjoyed this episode of the closing shift. Ugh. You know what? Before the next playthrough, I'm gonna get some motion sickness pills. I think I'm gonna really need that. Maybe then I can play the rest of the game and it'll be totally fine. I actually really do like this. I've always liked the idea of like, you know, mixing and matching things. I- I've never been a barista, but the idea of it seems nice when you know how to do it, when you have the time to do it and you don't have a fucking long ass line coming up to your drive-thru. I think that's fine, and I feel like it's gonna up the ante in the next one. So I'll see you guys in the next episode. Next episode is actually gonna be another video essay, but then the one after that should be this game. So anyways, I will see you guys later, and I hope you guys have a lovely day. Bye!