 I just need help with the belt on, I don't know how. Personal space. That doesn't exist. In Jiu-Jitsu. Ah, Jiu-Jitsu. No. Hey, Zubi guys. Hey, Zubi guys. We made one of these in the past. My boyfriend Julian does Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all the time, so I had him teach me some Jiu-Jitsu for a video. And it's not the sport for me, I don't really like it, but I'm still willing to learn. It's sweaty and hot and like too much contact for me. Contact is good. We wanted to make another one of these because we had so much fun doing the first one. And the people that like it really like it. So, and I want to learn more. I'm ready, my hair's already up already. I didn't put on any lashes because you like almost ruined my face last time. So, I mean I've learned a little bit. I still have three acrylic nails left, so I'm like very dead and I'm scared. That is gonna be a big problem. Can I not do Jiu-Jitsu? Coach, I can't come into back to say I can't do Jiu-Jitsu. I have three nails. All right, I'm ready. Please move. Move where? Over there. You sit like this, and then I say I'm ready now. Sensei. I'm not sensei. What are you? I'm Julian. No, no, what do you call your Jiu-Jitsu teacher? Coach. Papa? Not papa. Father. You call him master. You call him nunchuck daddy. Oh my God. It's okay. If my fingernail comes off, I swear to God. It's gonna be careful. One camera, so it'll be okay. Well, I wanna show you something I think you'll like. You know what it's called? What? Spider guard. Can I wear these shoes, season one? Why you wearing shoes? My Jiu-Jitsu shoes. Were you hiding these from me? I don't want my feet to get dirty from the mat. Like I don't want it to go feet shower later. Can you give me the gist of what I'm learning before you just- It's called spider guard. I'm gonna do it to you. Stroll me with your dick. Come here. How am I supposed to get there? Just find your way. I shouldn't eat. I shouldn't eat them before we did that. I'm hungry. Like ever or just today? I'm tired. You can't be a rag doll. So I'm gonna grab both of your cuffs right here. Feet on the hip, bring one knee in. Push my arm into another dimension. Look out. Hold on, you have to put me in your guard place. You're in? This is not a guard. You're in it. This is a guard. Close it, close it. There you go. It's really hard. You're bigger than me. It feels like an unfair way to do it. Grab my cuffs. I'm all slow and weird like that. Just grab the cuff and put your feet on my hips. Your elbows are in, like, my hip flexors. I can't move them. Your elbows are exceptionally sharp. Do you want to feel it? It's like when I actually do it for weight. Once they're together, you're gonna fish. Do not lick my fingers. Sorry, Sensei. Sensei, forgive me. Nunchuck, Master Daddy, I'm so sorry. So now you're gonna put this and extend your leg. It's hurting my nail. Extend your leg. There you go. And now you gotta do something with this. Grab that. I gotta let go of my nose and a little break. What's this? No, no, no, no, no. I was asking a question. No, please don't make me pay for my mistakes. Doing a thing. Sit up. Is it like snow pants or a snow jacket? Spider guard, done. Nailed it. What else did I do? You did not nail it. I nailed it. No, you didn't. I got the gist of it. Not even the gist. The gist? I find you want to make a train. Yeah, I know that. You're gonna start on your butt, make a train. Oh, you're making a train for me? Yes, you go in front, sit on your butt. You're the real thing. It's just sitting on your butt. I want to show you something called the bow and arrow choke. Oh my God. Okay. It's not fun. This is, like, you with this straight leg business, that's not even athlete. That's literally just sitting on the ground. How dare you call me a non-athlete. I said, yeah. I can bully you under the table. You can bully me under the table. When we're doing the train, I want to keep my hooks in here. Okay, those are my hooks. I'm gonna keep my hooks in here. Don't touch my feet. This hand is gonna grab this collar. Nice and deep. No, you're not. It hasn't even begun yet. So then I'm gonna grab that and don't need it. I'm gonna caress it. Don't caress it. You're big. Please be gentle and don't kill me by accident. Oh wait, we're going somewhere. Oh my God, I am in a pinch. Time, baby. Do not. Grip your hands together. Showing up my nails. Do not do that with the thumb. Yep, perfect, perfect. Tap until you die, ho. You'd like this, shark. It's called the baseball bat chair. Do you want to pull off a slack in it? I am wet-blashed and I need to go to the doctor. Take me to the ER. Good grip. Every time I'm late, someone said help. I want to keep holding her neck straight. It's a real address, by the way. Someone's probably eating stools. Yeah, in China. I'm gonna swim this night. Don't swim. I'm swimming. I don't want it. I got the goggles on. And I'm swimming. Here I come. I'm freestyling. I'm getting better. Shit. My plan has been spoiled. Look at my grip. My grip is like this. How am I supposed to look at your grip? Just showing you right here. My grip is like a baseball bat. So I'm gripping. Why isn't it called a golf choke? Because there's nothing threatening about golf. True. Ow, you're on my hair. Tap here on my hair. You're on my hair, though. Tap. Then I go... Ah! Tap! Holy shit! I've been to the afterlife. I know what it looks like. I saw the light. Then I came back for vengeance. Don't kiss me. I hate that. It's the weirdest thing. Dojo anything. Now this grip is palm up. Do that again. Kiss your hand again. Oh! Except keep your hips down. Keep going. Die. Die. Date line on... Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! It poked me. I'm good because I choked you. I want my dojo shoes. No dojo shoes. Can we listen to Casey and Jojo while we're in the dojo? All right. Can I show you this new position? Yeah. Ooh, okay. Yes, Daddy. I'm ready. You know what this is called? It's called turtle. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is Shane's docker. Tommy, yep. Do you care about my neck at all? Take me on a ride on my belt. Get on your back. On my back. Why do you move like a saw? Because I have so many clothes on. I feel like I'm gonna go sledding. No. This is Shane's docker. Stop saying this is Shane's docker. So I'm gonna try to be passing this around. You're gonna be... There you go. Up kick. No up kicks. Uppercut ground. Has anyone ever thrown an uppercut from the ground? I don't know. It's Shane's docker. Oh my God. Is this it? No. That didn't work. Because you're just laying there. I don't know what you're doing. This is too advanced for me. I haven't learned this yet. I've seen you do a lot of sit-ups like this. Oh yeah, you wanna learn jiu-jitsu sit-ups? Uh, jiu-jitsu. Get off. Julian, I need my arm. Please get it back. I got, I have the perfect teeth, but, I have the perfect teeth, but let me do it, let me do it. What's your defense? This is a crunch, except we're pretending we're doing a cross collar choke. Do you remember the cross collar choke? It's like, if I'm in my guard, I remember it. I go like that. I remember it. Don't fall asleep. I did it. You didn't even come close. Move your feet. What's wrong with you? Good job. You're a good dog. We're gonna do something fun now. This is called butterfly part. Badger wings, you prepare to fly. Winner, seriously, prepared to fly. So I'm gonna grip back. I'm gonna be like, Jack, my eyebrows are off. No, no, no. Those are so pretty good. High five. Oh, good. You have to learn how to fix it yourself. I can't. You didn't teach me. You wanna learn how to tie the belt? Take off the belt. Are you taking it off like pants? I don't wanna do that and not. Oh my God, it's not even in my life yet. Yeah, tie me up. This is Shane's doggo. Whoa. Oh, that is Shane's doggo. Ah. What is that? Kick your feet. This is the pommel drill. The goal is to not shaking your hand. There you go. Let's roll. I am rolling. You're literally doing that. Can you stop singing, don't take a video so we can play? Don't take a video. Okay. This literally just came off. Her nail just came off. Did it hurt? Yeah. Cause you made me do my own belt. You know I can't use my hands for things. No, no, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Come on, come on. How was your day? I'm looking for it all the way. I don't trust you. No, this is just an airplane. This is stupid. How is this jiu-jitsu? This is your food. Fetal defense. Tire yourself out, baby. Fetal defense is gonna prevail. No. No, he's separated. No. Knock knock. Who's that? Me. Me. It's actually like really dangerous. This is called the spaghetti. Oh my God, what's wrong with you? And then I go. Oh my God. Reach around. No reach around. Oh, Tim. No reach around. It's called the seesaw. This is called not my legs challenge. How'd you get up there? I submitted you. No, no. And then I tell your hand all of my secrets. I'm tired, but I had fun learning. I feel just prepared and adequately. Like I can really defend myself out there. Definitely. You know, thank you dojo master for teaching me so many wonderful things. You're welcome. That's not my name, but yeah. Can I have your phone number? How have you guys liked this? I feel like you learned so much dojitsu because I don't remember anything to be honest, but like I could probably joke somebody if I had like an hour. And if they were asleep. Stop wiping your makeup on my gi. Well then you shouldn't have let me wear it. We should do no gi. Butt ass naked, no gi. If you were to show up to class just butt ass naked and you're like, hey guys, I was thinking no gi today. Thank you so much for all of your knowledge. It was so wonderful. I'll have to teach you something sometime. Maybe I can teach you how to pitch a softball. I'd love to learn how to throw a ball slower than I already know how to throw it. Make sure you subscribe to my channel and put on a views every Wednesday, slash Thursday. Thank you Julian. For absolutely nothing honestly, so I'm gonna leave. I love you. I love you too. Get off me. That is karate and you know it.