 Dear, look. Look at me. Do you know what time it is? Yes, you did it right. Time to sleep. You have two o'clock. So tomorrow we can play a game together. We'll battle that. Thanks. I sure hope I don't get poisoned with gas. And sleep. No! How could I have known? I never liked that laugh. That's not a good sounding laugh. That's not a friendly laugh. That's a mean laugh. I don't like mean laughs. Once upon a time, not far from here, the two brave and young... It's Jeff Bezos. ...and Vanessa decided to prove to themselves that the sky is not the limit. Godspeed you two. Everything is ready in the control cabinet, and they are ready to finally solve... ...one of humanity's greatest mysteries. Is the moon really made of cheese? Yes, of course. I've been saying this. I've been trying to say this. Probably aliens. Is there life on the moon? Yeah, that's on the dark side of the moon. All these questions were interrupted by an emergency alarm. Red lights flashing throughout the spacecraft. You to an unknown malfunction. No! The ship fell down and crashed on a stifling smat. Uh-oh. Their problem is due to the fact that they're not... I love this opening. Oh, security breach in space! Hello, people of the internet. My name is Johnny, and welcome to Phaserblast Unexpected Visitors. I was gonna say welcome back to it, but I never did post my original video, because I have played through this game already. Um, but I didn't upload that video because the day I was gonna post it, the devs took the game down, said they were gonna re-walk it a bit, and then re-upload it. And well, it's not that I didn't want to upload that last video because I wasn't having fun with the game, but I found the game not really the most enjoyable experiences. But I thought it was kind of unfair to the devs, especially since they were re-doing the game, you know, like fixing stuff, bug fixes, making the minigames easier, stuff like that. So I decided I would just wait and I'd re-record this video. So welcome to Phaserblast Unexpected Visitors. The only problem is that I have to... well, I have to do everything again. But hopefully I should know what to do. So we're gonna press New Game. And I believe I erased all my past data, so we should be good here. I did go Vanessa last time, and I'm gonna do it this time again. I gotta rep my girl. I mean, I don't know what you guys want from me. Probably my favorite thing about the game is the art. And hopefully this new build of the game can change that, and I'll actually enjoy the game this time. Here we go. I need to find a way out of here. Oh. I'm just gonna get moving while Heath talks. Shut up, Montgomery. I'm trying to listen to him. Okay. Wait, when did I get one already? There's two. Okay. Are they in the same place? I see someone. I think they're in the same place. I think they're a little bit spread around. Okay, so basically we crashed our ship. There's Ferdy. I see Ferdy. And we now have to collect all of the pieces on the ship. And then we have to go to these things in the corners and play minigames. So we've already gotten half of the pieces, and... Yeah, we just need three more. Oh, there's Ferdy. I don't really want to shoot them because I feel like that'll get their attention. Oh, I see one. I see one. There we go, that's four. Whoa, how did you see me? Wow, there's a lot of you. All right, I'm just gonna go. Oh, there's a piece there. Now we just need one more. Oh, it was behind Ferdy. Yeah, so I think what I... There it is. Yay! So now we have the Monty key, and now we can go play Monty's minigame. Wow. Go, go, go, go, go. Let's go. All right, first minigame. I was good at this one, but I do think they changed it. Cool. This next challenge is going to be Simon Says. Pog you. I bet you played that before. Yes. Just in case you belong to a completely different planet. I'm pretty good at it, as long as there's not a second mechanic that adds extreme difficulty to it. And then click on the buttons following the right order. If you lose, these huge speakers on your left and right are going to play a really loud noise. And it may wake our dear friend Montgomery. Also, make sure to use your numpad to press the numbers that are going to appear on the center of the pad as fast as you can. Good luck, and press the main Freddy button to start the game whenever you want. Wait, why is it so numpad? Wait, what? I thought they said they made it more accessible to other users. That's weird. I do have the new build, right? Hold on. Yeah, I've got the updated build. I don't know why they kept it numpad. That's kind of a stupid idea. All right, here we go. So zero, Freddy. Freddy, Montgomery, five. Freddy, Monty, Chica. One, eight. Boom, boom, boom. I forgot what it was. Boom, boom, six. All right, just a bunch of Chicas. Eight. Chica, Chica, Chica. Freddy, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, six. And you can see the completion. Oh, zero. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, six. Eight. Okay, finally Roxanne. Two, three, boom, boom, boom. One more, I think. Seven. Roxanne, Freddy. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, six. Boom, boom, boom, boom. One. One more, you're kidding. Two. Back to Roxanne. Two, do, do, do, do, do. Three, boom, boom, boom. I told you, I'm good at Simon Says. All right, so we got Monty's trophy and Chica's key. So now we can go play Chica's minigame. Which if you remember, I wasn't the biggest fan of. All right, Chica is out this way and Chica, I'm sure you guys have seen already, I'm sure people have been clickbaiting the heck out of it, is Red Light Green Light, there she is. Hello again, welcome to the next adventure. Oh boy. Did you ever play Red Light Green Light on your planet? Actually, I don't think so. I played a game called Dinosaur, which I think is kind of like Red Light Green Light. It's not to you in two words. Green Light, you walk. Red Light, you stop. Maybe it wasn't Dinosaur, I can't remember. Once you're ready, press the space bar to start the game. All right, so this minigame was the make or break for this entire game for me, because I hated it. It was so unbalanced, Chica was a pain in the butt, so I'm very curious, how did they fix it? All right, let's go. They kept the pattern the same for the spikes. Ooh, this is going to be a lot of cutting, because this is a very boring minigame. I will say that. Oh, that's kind of forgiving, unless I was just very lucky. Okay, I think they made the Green Light last a lot longer, which is good. Yeah, they totally did. Oh, I was greedy. Also, I still don't get the point of the lives. I had this problem last time. The lives don't do anything. There really should be checkpoints, and maybe there are, and I didn't get far enough in the minigame, but there should be checkpoints, because once you run out of lives, it kicks you back, and then you just go right back into it. Wait, that's the end already? Oh, they shortened the minigame. Interesting. Well, maybe they didn't. I don't know, because last time it took me 40 minutes, because I was just so annoyed at the game. All right, there she is. I'd say Red Light Green Light one more time, and we should be good. There we go. You probably did. I'll be honest. You probably saw me a few times, and we got Roxanne's key, and I believe Roxanne has like a spaceship racing game, I think. All right, here we go, Roxanne's minigame. Look at us. Both. Yes, both. Here's our star on her amazing spaceship right next to you. Roxanne is really competitive, you know. I think you got it with a mouse. And an intergalactic race. We have no speed limit here, so feel free to go faster than light. Once you're ready, harass the space bar to start the game. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Yeah, I don't think I fully played through this game. Are you kidding me? That counts? Oh. What do the coins do? Okay. What does Vanessa look so pissed? She looks so upset. You mad, bro? Come on. Come on. All right, we're almost halfway there doing good. Haven't hit anything yet. I say yet because I know I most definitely will hit something. And again, I don't know what the coins do, but I've got like 22, 3, 24 now. Oh god, that was a tight squeeze. What the hell? All right, I got 25 coins, and I think it gave me another life, even though I already have three, but it didn't give me a fourth one, so I guess three is the maximum, which is kind of silly. You'd think it would give you another one, but whatever, man. Hey, we're almost done. Come on. Bro! That's dumb. Come on, man. Don't do that to me. I don't get another life. I got 25. I've been scammed. What a scam. Come on. Can I be done? Please. I think that's it. I think we did it. You scammed me in that race. I was supposed to get another life. All right, we got Freddy's key. Let's move on to his minigame, which I can't remember what it is. I think it's a shooter. All right, here's Freddy. Let's go. I think this is the final one before the big boss fight. Oh, beautiful. Hey, you're here. Well, welcome to Glamrock Freddy's Tower. You have a really fun challenge right now. And here's exactly what it looks like. Colored lights are going to appear on this panel right in front of you. Awesome. And you have to use 100% of your skill to shoot them all as fast as you can. A friendly tip. Do not waste your ammo with unnecessary shots and try to save power until the end of the challenge. Once you're ready, press the space bar to start the game. All right, I don't think I got to this minigame, actually. So I think this is my first time. Let's go. Three minutes, dog. Come on. How do I reload? Oh, what? That's so tricky. It's like, I'm waiting for the light to come on. Oh, what? That missed? Come on. How do I reload? Oh, charge. Okay. I don't know. All right, I have one more shot. Let's hit something. Change. Boom. Wait. Oh, I hold it. Boom, boom. I have to do this three minutes? Oh, my God. When does my power go out? And how does my power go out? Wait, they're going out. Is it because I'm hitting them? I can't. Wait. It's throwing me off because they go out before the ball hits them. Oh, what the hell? Oh, what? I'm totally hitting that. Is that not something you're supposed to hit? Because that was totally lit up. I'm so confused. I swear I'm hitting all these things. I can't believe my power is running low, but I don't know how to stop that. This whole minigame is throwing me off because they go out before the ball hits them. Like, okay, am I hitting them? What's going on? 40 seconds. All right, my power is getting very low. I still don't really know how to keep it from not going low. 30 seconds. Yeah, if the lights went off when the ball hit, I feel like that would be so much easier to... Oh, what? My power went out so fast. What? Kind of a basic sure that... Wait, what? Do the lights, the longer they stay on, is that using up the power? I guess that makes sense, but I feel like that should be more communicated to the player. I don't know. I'm probably being so judgmental, I guess, because this game was taken down and got a re-release. If that didn't happen, I'd probably still be a bit, you know, like, eh, I don't really know about this one. But especially because that happened. I'm being like that. I enjoy the game, don't get me wrong, but I do think it needs a bit more touch-up on, which I don't know if they're gonna keep updating it. I don't know what that... Oh, that gave me power? What? Alright, oh, then I win. That just, like, put up my power by so much, what? I just win. Okay. I swear I did that last time and nothing happened. I'll take it. That's GGs, I mean. Alright, 10 seconds. I got, like, half power. I've got this. Let's go, boys. W, fat W. 3, 2, 1. Doesn't even matter. Hey. Thanks, Ferdy. I don't know what that means. I know I have a boss fight to go to. I don't really know how I do that. What do I do now? Can I leave? Get on my ship and leave? Yes! Here we go. Let's go! We win! Oh, no! It's the bad guy. Yeah, I mean, I... Of course I knew about this, guys. Alright, and this is... I mean... I think... It's pretty self-explanatory. We are in Vanessa's Grotto here. Um... Which a few people have pointed out is... Oh! Hey. Is, like, the original idea for one night at Flumpty's 38, quite hilarious. Like, spinning around in a room, just scaring them with the flashlight. Hey! Cool. And I honestly think this is all you do for three minutes. Which, I mean, it's kind of anti-climatic, you know, just, like, spinning around in circles. Hey! Creepy, vany things popping out from behind doors. That's neat, I guess. I think I saw her. Uh-oh. Hey! They look a lot like vany on the, uh, on the poster. Which is cool. Yo! Alright, we've survived a minute. Two more to go. For an end boss fight... I don't know, I mean, this is probably the worst minigame in the game, just being honest. Just spinning around three minutes. Eh! Not something I'd really want to do, you know? Again, this is a fun game. It's very well made. The art is great. The voice acting is great. Alright, final minute. But it's just, like, for an end boss fight, not really my cup of tea. Can you go away? Thank you. But overall, a nice little experience. Short game too. I mean, I've only been recording for, like, half an hour. So, I mean, you can get it done pretty quick. I'm glad they went back in, like, we did the minigames, because I had a lot more fun this time around than I did last time. I'll tell you that. Ooh, hey! Go away. 15 seconds, we've got this in the bag, boys! Yo! You need to stop popping out, like, right in front of my face. Because I can see you! Right? Hey, there you go. 3, 2, 1, we did it. I don't... was that us, like, running away? I hope so. Get out of there, dude! Let's go, we beat the game! Big money! And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Phaser blast. Unexpected visitors. I think I gave all my thoughts during that final, like, boss fight against Vanny. It's a nice little experience, you know. It's super short. Minigames, pretty easy. Most of them, just kind of boring, if I'm being honest. And I don't want to say that in, like, a mean way, because I did have fun playing the game. You know, the art is incredible. The voice acting, great. Uh, the minigames, they're short, they're sweet. You know, it's not like a fully-fledged, like, Five Nights at Freddy's game where it's, like, you know, Five Nights at Freddy's. It's just short little minigames. And I think if you go into the game expecting short little minigames, you'll get exactly that. Uh, yeah, and that's it. I think... Is there anything else? Extras? Ooh, making of... Cool. I don't know, is it just, like, a slideshow? I think so. Cool. Yeah, the art is incredible. I think that's probably my favorite aspect of the game, is the art. But yeah, I mean, it's a short little nice game. If you want a few minigames to play, I think this is the perfect game. I think, yeah, we got all the achievements. There you go. I think that's it. So, thank you guys so much for watching Phaser Blast Unexpected Visitors and I'll see you all on the flipside. Goodbye.