Ask if we can have six in If not we'll have to have two You're coming up at our end aren't you So I'll get one with you Won't he let us have six in Especially not with the food He could have just told us no though He didn't have to be rude
You see her with the green dress She talked to me at the bar Well how come it's already two pound fifty We've only gone about a yard Didn't you see she were gorgeous She were beyond belief But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice Came and paid for her Tropical Reef
And I'm sitting going backwards And I didn't want to leave I said Shire Green mate Via Hillsborough please
Well how funny were that sketch earlier Up near that taxi rank Oh no you would have missed it, Think it were when you went to the bank These two lads squaring up proper shouting About who was next in the queue The kind of thing that would seem so silly But not when they've both had a few
Well calm down, temper, temper You shouldn't get so annoyed You're acting like a silly little boy And they wanted to be men And do some fighting in the street Said: no surrender, No chance of retreat!
And so why are we in the taxi? Cause I didn't want to leave I said Shire Green mate Via Hillsborough please
Drunken plots hatched to jump it, Ask around are you sure? Went for it but the red light is showing And red light indicates doors are secured