 Let's get this out of the way a few things back in Michigan. It was so good. It's a beautiful day outside This will be like one video here in Michigan though. Okay, actually I'll do this first. I know my lip looks like shit I'm trying to get it to heal as fast as I can because I have to go be on camera in Vegas for the next like four days But when I was on that road trip with Bailey, I'm sure you guys saw that we had sex we had sex Something happened along the way, I don't even know what happened Honestly, we had sex and I like I just bruised my lips so bad. It looks like shit sex. So I have medicine on it I'm sorry. I don't look like an idiot, but whatever don't worry about that. We're here for a little 2k Got my golden stay a little bandwagon jersey on my prediction has always been Celtics in six So we'll see Sana Detroit on Instagram. He makes some insane shit and he made this and sent it to me It says pool party. That's not why we're here today today We are six and three Technically I can still go nine and three I could give away five sign jerseys I could give away three sign jerseys at eight before I could play 2k high 75 That wouldn't be the end of the world and then Hanna tattoo. I actually am very much trying to avoid Hanna tattoo I do not want to do that. So I have three games left if I go own three I will get a tattoo so we're hoping that doesn't happen Although if any of our new games are similar to last game, holy shit. I am I am dog water I am torch dude as far as today's episode I think my best starting lineup would actually be Kevin Durant at the three and a legitimate Power forward at the four. Also. I'd like a dark matter point guard I think jaw as our as our captain was kind of stupid, but whatever. I didn't realize how good people's teams were I thought if I started with a dark matter that would be OP, but it's not at all Everybody has dark matters at every position. So I should have done that. I'm gonna try a new lineup today We'll have Tatum come in at the three LeBron at the four. Yeah, I don't really know this is gonna work So for today's we'll spend if I can pick up a dark matter point guard or a backup center I'd be really happy back up center dark matter point guard. I want to at least play 2k high I want to at least smoke some weed. All right, that's it three packs. Oh I love this man. I love this man. Let's fucking go. Here's how it works You guys don't pack a punch. It's been so long since the good call duty zombies have been out I don't know if everyone gets that reference, but it called in these zombies when you pack a punch a gun It gets like crazy good. I probably sound like an asshole saying that since everybody probably knows that but here's how it's gonna work I'm gonna open three packs out of those three packs. I can pack a punch one player to their best Let's just say I pull a shitty 85 overall Luca down chitch I don't even know if that exists, but you get my point I would be entitled to the 99 dark matter Luca if I choose, okay So I get three packs and there is this limit three switch three equal chance back. I'm gonna be honest I don't even know what the fuck that means pretty sure it means. I have a really good weight. What's the odds there? 60% chance at a dark matter. Okay, I'm no mathematician, but if I find three 60% odds, I'm gonna pull some shit If that's all I don't got to do shit It kind of looks like dr. Strange there low-key does he not alternate reality dr. Strange somewhere in the multiverse I am having sex with your mom right now take that into account. You know, what's actually gonna be a oh my god I got him in the same slot. I assume it's probably saw again. Oh shit That's actually so bad. I have to decide now. I still have a third bag. Oh, no, not the same spot Not the same spot. So I have two power cells and one Andre Guadala amazing back luck. I love to see it We really do need Iggy because John Marin just doesn't cut it anymore But I literally don't have a center to come off the bench So I don't even need a pack of punch obviously since I just got such crazy odds just to say that we're gonna keep Joc cause Joc is our boy. I'm gonna put in Joc from Marbury. I'm sure Marbury's probably better Whatever our starting lineup is just gonna be kind of cracked then and then when our bench players come in We just got to figure it out. Andre Iguadala though. Look at this Iggy. He's such okay I've always loved Andre Iguadala I actually really started to like Andre Iguadala when he was on the Sixers This is a big lockdown defending point guard, which I actually like a lot better than Josh I was a bit of a liability up there 94 three pointer. He's driving thunk is probably nasty 98. Yeah All right boys. This is one of the best our teams has ever looked clearly packs are stupid juiced right now Oh my god. I realize I just made a huge mistake. Okay. My challenge is each starter needs 10 points You know what I could have done. I could have saved that final pack I should not have opened that really good pack I should have saved it for if I get my challenge wheel that I could have opened it and got pow Oh, that was dumb. That was dumb. Oh, okay So our challenge will each starter needs 10 points if I complete it I get one pack So I guess if I do complete this challenge, I'm just gonna have to hope I pull pow one more time opponents lineup Kairi Matt Calvin Lebron James and Bede Durant my starting lineup so dark matters now So I have no excuses anyone. I'm just gonna torch Lebron up here and pull one. Oh That's actually such a sick shot. I should have set my feet good D. No way KD on KD turn around nothing All right, let's run it. Let's get it. Oh Iggy splash one. Wait. How was that rent? I won't offball. He's not offballing me I won't offball him. Oh shit. Maybe I should Wow, we're just chucking up bricks. All right wimmy butler to the rack. Yes, sir All right, so I just set my defense to no help side. Yes, sir get it down to wilt and wilt on Lebron Whimmy butler pull up. Yes All the way to the rack. Let's go Andre. Oh Yikes Okay, good D. Good D. Good D. Oh Hey, he's got a timeout nine to four. This is looking good boys. Good chambers, bro. No, good D. Kuzma No, wait, is that all Iverson? Okay. Let's get it into will Kuzma on curry What are you doing there curry get the double team don't let chambers have it. Yes, sir No, let's go. Well, let's get you a bucky. Just run all the way to the rim, baby No, no, this is not good because we're not scoring enough I'm just gonna keep my starters in and score with whoever's right in front of me What a rip and he's gonna take a wide open one that jump shot was sick. Come on, Durant No way you're scoring here Yep, Iggy wide open E Let's go get in there. Oh, that was enough Ask it D. We got seven with Iggy. So I probably don't have to force feed him too hard. Although if it's now I have to win this game dude. No, don't quit. Oh, I want to play like it. Oh shit I did not realize I switched on shooting file kind of bug, but hey ball. Don't lie. Come on. I'm baby Okay, I've never seen the ball lie before but it literally just lied right to my face. That's crazy. I'm gonna do a fader Yes What? Oh whammy whammy butler doesn't have a lot of buckets right now. Oh, that's a foul sir for Shit, let's get a few more for you out two more right there. Let's get it Chambers is literally just gonna We bricked it two on the shot clock That's a I legitimately get a three-point Every single game so bold. I'm gonna throw it in the LeBron and y'all's gonna cut to the rim and I'm gonna give it to y'all for a bucket Get out of here cat your poverty. Let's go. Give me a screen Ron. I won't even take it I don't need that shit. I'll just hit you with the meanest drop stuff. He's in his duffy No, get it. Yes. Yeah, I'm a little midget No doubt. He's a rattle. I'll just get another one of y'all. Okay. Okay. Okay. He'll get a bucket Shit, I was stupid. So Iggy's got nine Jimmy's got five. All right. Let's get Jimmy a bucket here Oh, we'll totally got two All right, so we'll totally got two and Durant has zero. I do like that Durant is on will Chamberlain though I just feel like that's a really good. That's a really good match up for well. Oh Durant for three. Oh, it's a little late little late. Not gonna be easy But we'll be able to make it work. Oh goody goody goody Iguodala. That's a bucket. Oh good defense. Look at this This is a defensive fucking clamp. Oh Let's go Durant Bench in this motherfucker. Oh, I see that the clock was running out. Let's still I'm just pulling one with Durant, dude. I don't even know what to do with him anymore. Oh Shit, I thought I got a steal there. It's the game's tied up now. Maybe I just stopped thinking about it Oh, we're in the bonus. That's huge. I haven't scored in so long Yeah, it's not fun to get off ball. Is it Steph Curry has found himself on will Chamberlain once again, but John Morant Oh, the defense Yeah, all balls not fun. Is it? It's not fun. I Was a horrible shot, dude. I can't I can't get shit right now I think I scored like four points in the third quarter. I just gotta run full court All right, I'm putting Durant at the power forward Hopefully he'll run some some pick and rolls and get some points. I don't know. We're gonna have to go off with them though Look at Tatum Holy shit, I want to buck it. I might have to concede my challenge, dude I'm at a point where I don't think I can get it and that's a beautiful block That's why ducks are stupid in this game right there. Okay Durant. Okay Durant That's what I need three for Durant And that's a back card Oh my god will you're an animal and that's two more for will shit Okay, I need seven more with Durant four more. This is gonna be hard Oh, I can just do the same thing I do with Kira lingo and make you a bunch of lucky ass free throws basically Perfect runner. Who's at the front? Oh, you're gonna let me pull that nobody talked to me Nobody talked to me. That's so embarrassing. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna walk to the middle of will I'm gonna pass it to him and I'm gonna shoot I like that. That's a high percentage look. Oh yikes. Iggy needs two more. Jimmy needs Stomach mount more. Oh, yes, sir. I'll take a two. I'll take a two. Yeah, he still needs two I think jimmy has six now. Oh, he's so open jimmy. You've got to hit that I think that's 10 jimmy bore more with wilts Uh, the durant is the part I don't like if I could get every free throw to durant absolute clamps right now Two one nothing Yes, sir easy. It's easy for literally everybody except for durant Okay, sure. Well, I don't give a shit. No, don't quit. Seven and three a beautiful beautiful thing But I can't completely darn it. I was trying so hard, dude. Well the range quit wheel We do get this so if this is something absolutely gorgeous, then I don't really give a shit What do you got? What do you got? What do you got? What do you got? Was that pd? It's a pd jackpot. Pink diamond. Anybody I want. Is that great? No, but guess what? I can get a center off the bench Uh, I feel like kareem would be one of them probably not this kareem because that kareem kind of sacks balls That's all isn't really hibbert like huge seven foot two. I feel like this really hibbert's actually probably crack this Hell he's gonna be a defensive beast. He's gonna do nothing on offense. I remember really hibbert on the paces He's gonna dunk on offense and that's it. Is there a good shack? Here's a guy who's ranking the best centers in nba 2k 22 my team I'm sure this shack is probably not very good at all I really want a shack on my team. So I'm taking him. All right. So now I can pull kuzma All right, beautiful. Now my starting lineup is all dark matters kevin durant kind of gives me the I don't know dude. I don't know how to describe this kevin durant. Maybe I'm just ass I'm sure he's probably really good I just don't know how to play with him, but I really struggle with this kevin durant Iggy what all I love y'all make I love we'll chamber let I love and now shack can come in off the bench Beautiful. All right boys seven and three. It's just dumb season right now. All right boys. I love you Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you in the next wheel of 2k. Peace out