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The Diary of Anne Frank 2: The Revenge!

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Published on Aug 5, 2017

"The Greatest Memoir of All Time deserves a Sequel! The Final Solution? NO! It’s time for Retribution! One Nazi Punch at a time!

I CAME TO THIS COUNTRY TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND PUNCH SOME NAZIS... AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM.

Saved by Victor Frankenstein from the horrors of the Holocaust, and teamed up with a Golem made of spare parts, Anne Frank has formed a team of the most Ass-Kicking-est Jews since Samson and the Argonauts! Not since Moses came down the mountain and smashed the 10 Commandments when he found that the Hebrews had eaten the last of the bagels, has there been such an unleashing of JEWISH-FURY!"

Thus begins the pitch for a film sequel to a memoir who's heroine died tragically at the end. But what if she didn't? Did they ever find her body? All that was ever found was a diary that ends on a cliffhanger. Who's to say Anne Frank wasn't rescued? Who's to say she didn't team up with Dr. Frankenstein and his Golem monster? Who's to say Anne Frank didn't travel through time to fight the Nazi's? Who's to say Anne Frank didn't fight off a Space Alien horde using the magical spear of Longinus to defeat the Alien-Hitler hybrid babies and prevent them from resurrecting Walt Disney's frozen brain encased in Spider Mech Armor beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Euro Disney? It is all plausible.

The important thing to remember is… Hollywood is not out of ideas when there is plenty of history that can be rewritten and exploited.

And I promise you will NAZI this ending coming.

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