 I haven't slept in 48 hours. I'm jet lagged, I'm back in Michigan momentarily, and I desperately, desperately, desperately, to do so! Look at that, last part has nothing to do with what we're doing here today, but, oh yeah, no. Don't be doing that. Don't be joking, I'm not your sister. Don't be doing that. The set's gonna change like eight times in the next two months, so just don't even, don't even ask. What you can ask about is the wheel of my playoffs, baby, today is the wild card playoffs of Detroit Lions season. Head coach Dan Campbell, the 1990s classic Detroit Lions uniforms, and we ended the regular season with a record of five and one. Our very first game in the season was a tough loss, close game, and we've clawed back and built an awesome team. One of the best-sew Lions we've got to see, Trent Williams, Quentin Nelson, Jason Kelsey, Chris Lindstrom, Andrew Whitworth, Sam LaPorta, and 98 overall, Grunkowski, Jamar Chase, Amari Cooper, Justin Jefferson, the backfield's got gold 99, Tiki Barber, and our budget quarterback, Warren Moon. It's been a legendary season for our budget quarterback. Warren Moon came out six months ago. He's got gift-wrapped, gunslinger and hot-roll master, and the guy can't ask for much more. He actually is really good. He's shockingly a very good quarterback. Defensively, we have another gold 99, just so happens to be gold 99. Aaron Donald, who has been wreaking absolute havoc, got Jalen Carter-Miles, Garrett Nick Vosa to round out that D-line, Bo Jackson, PS2, and Peanut Tillman at corners. Minka and Derwin as our safeties. Greg Greenlaw, Ray Lewis, Grunkowski, and Ro Kwan-Smith as our linebackers. It's really, really rare to have this good of a team going into a playoff game. It's officially winner-go-home. We're either going all the way to the Super Bowl or we get knocked out somewhere along the way. Remember, this is the playoffs. So I only get two wheel spins, but the wheel is slightly juiced, so hopefully we can get some heat right now. There's absolute heat, potentially. There is a brand new Randy Moss. He would be an amazing addition to this team. I'm hoping we can get him. We sort, program, ultimate legends, and then we go time remaining. We can choose one player out of the 12 we see here. Ozzy Newsome, Sean Taylor, Rodney. Ooh, Rodney hit, no, but I don't need a safety. There's a 95, Dan Deirdorff. Oh, oh, this is exactly what I wanted. Okay, wait, I thought Randy Moss was a gold 99. I guess he's not, but this is exactly what I wanted, or we still could go with gold 99 to Marcus Ware. Now I'm not gonna lie, I do like to Marcus Ware, and obviously he's a gold 99, but this is an edge threat. We don't need an edge threat linebacker. My edge, edge is our Nick Bosa and Aaron Donald. So I don't need another edge threat. I think Randy Moss is definitely the play here. That was super lucky. In fairness, I would have taken any of the Ultimate Legends wide receivers. There's a good amount of them, but the best one was Randy Moss, and that's who we happened to get. So 410,000 coins gets us 98 overall Ultimate Legend Randy Moss, who is six foot four with 99 speed and 99 jump. That is the exact wide receiver I'm looking for. And now Randy Moss is alongside another Minnesota Viking great wide receiver, Justin Jefferson. He gets deep elite for one AP. We're gonna start there. You get jukebox for zero, and that's gonna be it. Moss Ultimate Legend, two 20 plus yard catches. You get 10 plays in the zone. You win 55 plus yard aggressive. 55 plus, what? How have I never seen this X factor? I'm gonna make Randy Moss our wide receiver one. Wide receiver three slash slot wide receiver. I'm actually gonna make Justin Jefferson. And then Amari Cooper will come in for Jamar Chase. So Jamar Chase prestige is officially a little bit outdated. It's been an amazing season for prestigious, but I gotta say this might be the only one that's really tough here because I highly doubt Jamar Chase is getting another car. Unless somebody chooses them for a golden ticket, like they already kind of gifted him this limited. I'd be shocked if he got another car. All right, our first wheel spin is an insane offensive threat. I low key kind of wanna go defense here on this next one if I get a choice. Ah, I love getting pack a punch, but I don't know if I, oh I do. I literally added Brian Bosworth for this exact reason. I put this Brian Bosworth on the team for this exact reason. In case we got a pack of punch, this is a really good option right now because the Bos has a 98 overall middle linebacker. But let's take a look at everybody else's first. Now honestly, that's like our only good option right now. I think 98 Bos is gonna be a little bit better than Ray Lewis, but he's not gonna be as good as Gronkh middle linebacker because Gronkh middle linebacker has the height. So if we prestige Brian Bosworth to get 98 overall Bosworth with 95 speed, 97 Excel, 6 foot 2255, let's compare that to Ray Lewis and Gronkh. So compared to Ray Lewis, he's faster, he's an inch taller, definitely better than Ray Lewis. We also could play him an outside linebacker though. We don't have to necessarily get rid of Ray. That Gronkh is just that good, man. That Gronkh is four overall lower, but it's still that good. He's six foot six, he's still got 94 speed. Gronkh is just ridiculous, honestly. Brian Bosworth is definitely the choice here. Take a look at his abilities before we make a decision on what position we're putting him at. So free lurk artist, no shocker there. And we could get one AP mid zone KO. I feel like that is probably worth running for that. My new MLB one is gonna be Bosworth. I'm moving Ray Lewis to right outside linebacker. I'm benching Dre Greenlaw. Gronkh's the backup middle linebacker and left outside linebacker is Roquan Smith. This Bosworth is boosting to a 99 though with our play rec. This is actually a sick card. All right, well, the game is glitching and it shows that Brian Bosworth has most ultimate legend X factor. I'm really hoping that that's true somehow. I don't wanna know how it works. I don't care. I just wanna see Bosworth do a one-handed snag interception today's playoff game. It's the playoff so we only get two wheel spins but as you saw they were juice cause we got two technical 99 overalls but they're really 98, it's boosted to 99. Randy Moss on offense, Brian Bosworth on defense. And this might be one of the biggest challenge wheel spins in a long time. And as soon as I get this spin in, I'll tell you why our challenge is. I swear I get this challenge a lot but I rarely get a full opportunity to actually close it out. 30 fantasy points with our halfback. Tiki Barber's gonna have a big game. It's just PPR scoring. Now the reason I say it's such a big challenge wheel. If I complete the challenge wheel I get one pack from the store of my choosing. If it's in the playoffs, it's any pack. It could even cost training. Now importantly there's a new promo in Madden called Ring of Honor. Ring of Honor is loaded with absolutely insane players. There's a gold 99 JJ Watt, Troy Palamalu, Michael, they're insane. Actually I'll open one right now just to show you what I'm talking about. Here's a re-roll. You get a 91 plus Ring of Honor player. Let's see who we get. All right, Doug Smith, I'm not gonna lie. You're not a very good example, Doug. These are the Ring of Honor gold 99s. Eric Dickerson, Lawrence Taylor, Palamalu, Tony G. Right now we are a excellent Super Bowl contender but if we could pick up a gold 99 Ring of Honor we are dynasty potential. So I wanna be able to give myself a shot. I gotta complete the challenge wheel to do that. Now it's time we take a look at the most beautiful thing a man can see. And one of the scariest things a man can see, the all Madden playoffs survive the playoffs. Spaz worth Randy Mudd, this is almost a brand new top three. Armstead Cam Jordan and Randall Cunningham. I have not seen a team like this. It's a Packers versus Lions matchup in my whole high stadium. Okay. Okay, I'm really hoping I've got, I'm really hoping I don't suck right now. Oh my goodness, what are you doing? Dude, Dermot, look at James. He really gets an interception. Every game of his life, what are you doing? Just don't quit. Just getting started, buddy. Now I'm not gonna lie, I did try to run that in with Dermot but now that I think about it I need 30 fantasy points with buddy Tiki, right? So let's get him. Holy shit, you did not just blow up two blocks. Who are you? Holy shit, can we see that a kid just blew up two blocks? You know what? If we throw it to Tiki, we get the PPR. Throw to Tiki, it's a PPR point. I need to get in the end zone. I need to stop worrying about who gets it and where. Okay, he's flown to the right side, which I like. We might be able to get Tiki right in the middle. I got extra PPR points. Call it calculated. That's two receptions, one touchdown. Put some at eight. And if I get this two-point conversion it's slightly more than eight because he has like 0.7 receiving yards. Shit. Hey, a six zero star in the wild guard? Oh, I got those, I got those white men. Linebackers, Bosworth. Yeah, you try to juke on me. You're playing checkers. I'm playing 3D chess. I'm playing 3D topless strip chess. With your mom, throw the corner route. I'll suck you off, foul scaring. Ray Lewis off the edge. Bosworth in the middle, Gronk in the middle, third and 16, he's in trouble. Is he gonna double me over there? Oh, I didn't see that X factor. No, Bueno doesn't matter, Aridano fourth and 24. Did he in like serious trouble already? Let's just send a blitz. No, no, no, no, don't give him the time. Don't give him the time. No, you did not. Yeah, you wanna play ball, let's play ball. All them audibles for that run play. Second and eight. I got the dig. Oh my goodness, you're just gonna give it to Bos. I'm gonna give it to Derwin then. This is the playoffs, guys. This is the playoffs, like you're in the divisional playoffs. So now I'm 7-0. Come on, somebody in my champions, you better give me the smoke for my playoff game, buddy. I'm Madden, Randy Moss in the sundown, taking on Psycho Coomer. Oh, with a game retag like that, I know you're not gonna flake on me, bro. I'm gonna earn my playoff win. No, that's Gold 99 Dickerson. Fuck me, why would I say such a thing before looking at his team? Ooh, second and four. I think he runs the ball again. There it is. There it is, Derwin. There it is, Derwin! Bring it down, the Bos! Come on! That is the only way to stop that Dickerson. You have to throw two players at it every time. If that ability is lit up, he's breaking your first one. It's a fact. Here we go. He's gonna pass. He's checking down. Derwins! Is Derwin James the MVP this season? Or wait, was that not? Was that a Fayetteau-Mellifon? Who did that? No, that was Derwin. There was an X factor lit up. That was Derwin who did that. If that was Derwin, I would like to right now say that Derwin James is probably the MVP of the season. If it's not War and Moon. I don't know, man. All right, first and 10, Tiki Barber. Fucking no outsiders. It's just so crazy. Carl Weathers is making me look like a- Ah! That Dickerson can blow me, actually. He can actually, actually suck me off. This is how the last game started, but then I threw a really hot laser beam right after that, didn't I? All right, Tiki. Beauty, beauty, Tiki! Oh no, fourth and inches. He knows what I wanna do. I feel like I could just throw the Serenium Moss. I can. Oh, Randy! Dude, that's Ted Hendricks with Mid Zone KO. I'm pretty lucky, honestly. I'm pretty lucky, that didn't get fumbled. They're not fumbled, but knocked out, right? Does he have Mid Zone KO? Wait, let me check. Ted Hendricks with Lurk Artists medium route KO. That was a drag, which I think it should qualify as a short route, so that's why we survived that. Gonna hit him with the RPO. That's the pirouette. It's two inside stuffs, right? Inside stuff, inside stuff. Mid Zone KO, no outs, jeez. Yeah, it's gonna be a little scary. Oh, he's gonna leave Tiki. Oh no, he flew over there with John Madden. I'm glad I didn't throw anything. We're in the end game now, boys. You're playing Madden Ultimate Team in April. This is what you signed up for, so there better be no bitching. I'll take my three points. We gotta stop, we got three points. It's gonna be easy to score on offense, but if defense plays like this, it doesn't matter. No. What's the game plan, bro? What's the game plan? Gold 99, Dickerson just wins the game, otherwise you don't play it? Ah, that's gonna be such a good game. Does he forget that he bagged me on defense? I had to settle for a fugal. Really what? And Bosworth's short debut, he's been nasty. Jefferson Fred Warner, Luke Musgrave, interesting. I gotta say, I definitely like his jerseys. Josh Allen under helm, Derek Henry behind. Miles Garrett. The Miles Garrett pickup ended up being really nice because we doubled up with Aaron Donald. Like we didn't really need to take Aaron Donald, but Garrett, Miles Garrett's pretty good to tackle. Oh, and Ray Lewis just got ran over by Bosworth, but it didn't matter. Burden 10, this is looking like another excellent start on defense. Play it, oh! He's gonna quit, he's gonna quit. Is he not gonna quit? That was just so lucky, like what's going on? That's touchdown, Tiki Barber. Just quit, man, just quit! Yeah, just get the fuck out of here so I can go play my fourth wild card. I'm gonna do all this till I lose, huh? All right guys, thanks for watching. That's the wheel of my bye. The Bull Top three right there. I get to see mine, at the very least. Home field advantage too, here we go. He's got the Peyton Manning. He's got the gold 99 Carmichael. He's got Justin Jefferson as well as I do. That Carmichael is a magnet. I'm gonna be honest, that dude's a magnet. We gotta have eyes on him at all times during this game. All right boys, fourth time's the charm, Bosworth! God, he's so good. Shot that gap, third and five. Big pass play coming up, let's guess pass. Oh no. Why did I say big pass play coming up? Like that was law, like it was guaranteed to happen. First and 10, he'll check it down over here. Peanut, hey! I love getting a big peanut tilting in, no such luck. Okay, stretch, potentially a stretch. Stretch, Minka, hey, hey, Ray Lewis as the outside linebacker. Makes a big play there, segment 14. I'm not letting him run all over me with bow. That is gonna be a nightmare if we let him start cooking like that so let's stop it early. Now I will guess pass, you gotta be passing here. Up he is. Over the middle with bow, not gonna happen. Somebody step up! This is a run now, this is inside zone and Derwent James is having none of that bullshit. You know you're gonna, yeah, you know you're gonna, come on! Ooh, a little five wide action, I'm cool with that. Ooh no, you did not just hit that. Chill, ow, how did you get two feet down? I just gotta get on Minka and play it hard. It's a play action. Oh! If this game is decided by one possession, I will cry my little heart out. Oh, I played that so well. Oh, fake jet sweep or real jet sweep? Fake jet sweep. So it's technically still inside zone. Nick Bost is all over it though, great work, Nick. Gotta be a pass. Checks it low, Tillman! Oh my God, he caught that through the knockout which I'm impressed, but Tillman is such a good tackler. Him and Derwent are just like units out there fourth and goal, oh my goodness, you're doing this? I'm on Derwent. There's nothing, there's nothing, boss, boss with a huge knockout. We're taking over at the four yard line, I want him to press, I want him to press cover because he's close, that way Randy can go take one. I can't, I'll just take Tiki and get me out of the danger zone. Woo hoo hoo! I still gotta get 30 PPR points with my boy Tiki. Let's not forget, I'm sending a play action nuke. Oh, Amari, oh that's a bad ball. At least it's out of reach for everybody. It wasn't there guys, it wasn't there, I'm full of shit, straight up. I like this, give it to Tiki for it. Oh 10, slippery, you fucking, ah, you greasy little. Yo, he's got the lube, who's got the lube? I wish I could lube up Tiki Barber for every game. Oh Randy, Randy, dirty, dirty devil, Matt Moran, oh my God, that was a, hey, four times the charm, right boys? Oh, he's on the mic. I hope he's giving you guys good content over there. I hope he's pissed off on how juicy that dot was. Ain't gonna work bud, ain't gonna work buddy. He's dropping back in coverage with J.J. Oh, oh, he saw it. I don't know what you're doing bud. He played the play. What are you doing bud? With J.J. Y. Here's the thing though, he's playing on J.J. Y. I can inside zone at him. No I can't, because now he's switching off everybody. Oh can you Warren, no, Warren. What are you doing bud? Your feet were set, you had that. Once you get out of the pocket like that, you always throw bad passes though. So that is, I mean, I'm hoping this is main coverage again. Sam LaPorte is gonna kill it. Sam LaPorte, what a route. Hey you're fucking terrible kid. That was so good. Randy Moss press coverage, just kidding. I'm so tempted to just throw the ball at him. I can't. I'm fine. What are you doing bud? Looks like it might be a seam deeter for Randy. No? Good for you man. Ooh, I like that. I like that little sit down Amari in a great catch. Yeah, fuck no bud. It's just been a tough drive though. I feel like I'm really battling for these yards. I was telling this kid it's not happening, he's terrible. I think Randy underneath. Oh, just wait patiently. Oh no, he's shit on. Nice. What are you doing bud? Don't fix. What a good display. I didn't think you'd have patience to sit on that. What a dumbass. What a terrible football player. What a terrible football player. All right, first and 10. Now we really got a ball game. Slip screen, don't throw it, buddy. Lock me up for not intercepting it somehow. How did that happen? Your whip route is not open, but that is a ball game, ladies and gentlemen. That much I can tell you for certain you gotta earn it, Wheel-O-Mot. This is a run. This is a run because you're, oh, they say you're easy to tell, Grunth. That's cool. Oh my God, take an angle. Pursuit angles, gentlemen. We practiced that junior varsity football. I expect an inside zone out of this beta ass Bo Jackson. Oh, oh, oh, oh, somebody please. Thank you, I did all the dirty work. Ooh, a little deuce close stretch. Is that what the feds cooked up here? Why can't I move Minka? Oh! I can't be mad, that's Nick Bosa. If that's someone a lurker, I just did y'all. I can't be mad about that. And I have the right personnel group. Yep, that is. Now this I do like. Shoulda known. It's not gonna work. Now this I do like. Minka. Oh my God, I ran into a blocker. You're terrible. Now I don't like it. I hope he's giving you horrible content on that one. He's gonna lock you up on defense like I've been doing. Until you quit, don't know why your team's name is MMV, so he's good at med, you're fucking. I don't really know what the med is. Yeah, he's good, but he's really all right. Well, I could've. Okay, so I just gotta do this correctly this time. Holy shit. What? Don't know what kind of throw that was. What? Appreciate it, but let him quit. I'll see you later. That was so fucking open. Yeah, this dude's thrown two intercepts into matter. Oh, now we gotta lock in. Embarrassing. Now we gotta lock in, buddy. You just got gifted the fucking ball by the hands of God. By the hands of God. What is that? Can't even defend the rug. Can't even stop me. 98. How did he pick that one? Like my animation? Trust me, buddy. I didn't like yours. Yeah, I'm sure your mic's popping off now, but I can't believe that just happened. That's so crazy. Given your chance, that was just being nice to you. I got La Porta. Oh, no, I don't. Oh, I guess I do. Look, I don't make the fucking game. I think La Porta on the whip route gets him again. There was actually like a total rub. That was like a, that was like a pick play. What'd you think? No, you're just gonna give me it again? Did the same fucking route again? First down. I just got to play this like ultra smart. I don't know what's open, bud. I thought that was a dot. That's insane. Fucking terrible, kid. I think Randy Moss can get this first down, though. Unless that's now man coverage. This formation might not be it. Got it. Got it, got it, got it. The physics in this game right now, like this specific game are so bad. Like what is going, what is happening? It's okay, bud. He went for two and got it. I guess we got to match it, right? Oh, pirouette animation didn't matter. I waited to throw that though. I'm not supposed to get the pirouette there if you wait, but whatever, maybe I gotta wait even longer. But we tied the game up. I have to go lurk a corner round. He's gonna try and throw a corner round. He's gonna play over the top. Carmichael Nuke. Wait, he's open. Oh, you're lucky. Joe Tillman, I love you so much. I literally played over the top. The deep zone knockout just saved my life. Peta Tillman is, Peta Tillman might be the best player on this team. I'm having trouble determining who's the best player on this team. Throws one in the middle. Oh, gotta get him down a lot earlier than that. It's a 66 yard field goal. He would've came out field goal already if he could hit it so he can't hit it. I really don't want to get nuked. He's such a bummer. Okay, sweet. I really know what he was going for there. So that works great for me. It's okay, kid. Hey, day to half. This is an insane game. What are his d-line abilities? Have I even looked? He's got inside stuff. He's got reach elite. Oh, wait a minute. I can run. I can run stretch. I cannot believe this is how nervous I am. I'm not even looking. He can't stop like generic stretches. He doesn't have no outsider. Maybe he has it on Hendrickson? Yeah, he does. He has it on Hendrickson. He doesn't have it on the right side. That is so huge. Now he keeps on his toes. Let me hit him with a pass. You're fucking me. You're actually fucking kidding me. There's five of you blocking. Nobody. Oh, Trey Hendrickson is screaming at me. Tiki fucking Barber. Good lord. Good lord, Tiki. That was such a tight throw. You play like a lucky nigger. Watch, he's gonna commit his whole line to the right side now. We can bring it back to the left. Ah, I know he sees that. Can we still? Yeah, we got the double team. That's fine. Patrick Wills can push me forward five. Second to five is a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful drive. All right, I'm gonna keep it standard. He thinks it's left. It's not. That one was a little ugly. Third and five, Randy. Put a fucking route. Ooh, I need him to turn up field there. You can't get these yards. You don't deserve to win the game. We're going for this. Fourth and three. I form. Get that shit out of here. There's a free corner on an iPhone? Who are you going to block? Who are you going to block if not him? Yep, I think when we booted up this game, we just fried the physics engine. I think the physics engine just took a shit when we booted this game up. He has nobody to throw to. Get home. He shouldn't be getting that up. Good pass, Rush. That looks so free to me. He had three down line against iPhone. I thought I was like, all right. Let's see if he has a route for bow. Ooh, nice catch. Feeling he hands us off, no? Do the whip route. Ooh, this is bad. Oh, good catch. What are you doing? You know you want to make a mistake. Fucking play. Snatch that shit. Stay with me now. I'm doubling Hendrick's sin. I'm going weak side on this run. How does this look? Oh, I like it. Just kidding. I'm spamming the run too much. Honestly, I was killing him with this weird whip route combo. I really was. He's just playing press man coverage. Let's stop. So these whips are just, oh. Oh, it's hard though. It's hard to be this patient. It's hard to actually throw the same thing over and over and over. I know it sounds stupid, but like it actually, like it is. Like you get fatigued. You're like, no way. I can't do it again, right? I can't do it again, right? Dot. That's what I fucked to me, Sammy boy. That's a surefire pass right there. Still in the pocket. Sam Laporta. This has been a roller coaster. They're going for two. I said I want her. I hope we can earn her right now. We got to stop it one more time. We're on a hot streak on defense right now though. Playing really good defense right now. We're making him make mistakes. Two straight user lurks. One with Baz, one with Gronk. We do it one more time. This game's over. Huge shit. One more time, boys. What does Wheel of Mott mean to you, Gronk? Oh, he's chewing clock. Oh, you want a chew clock score in no time left. I like that idea. The only problem is you run slip screen because you're a boss. I need to fucking throw that shit. Jackson! Woo! Hey, listen. I'm going to go fast in real competition. Tiki, help me out here, buddy. Let's put this away, Tiki. We got Jason Kelsi. I know he's got inside stuff. I didn't ask. Go right at him. Hell yeah, Kelsi. All right, hey, two yards right there. It's actually shocking. I don't know, let me get two yards. I'm going to hand this off. He's going to bail to the RPO and I'm going to hand this off. And I'm going to run right where he was. Now he's scared to pass. Coach adjustments, ball carrier conservative. We do that. Three more times, we kick a field goal. I cannot believe that just works. Right back to Tiki. Nice cut. Nice cut. 11 rushes, 53 yards. I've committed to the ground game in the second half. I don't think Tiki had a carry in the first half. I can still throw the RPO. I just don't know if it's worth it. I'm going to try and go right at the teeth, go right at the middle of this, third and two. Game over if we get this. Oh my god, Tiki. Hey, look, I'm going to give it to you, bud. That was gross. No, let me see the stats, bro. Honestly, if I need to go take some training lessons, I give it to you for free. No, but have a good one. You'll get better someday. Let me see the stats. Warren Moon outplays 99 overall, Peyton Manning. Two touchdowns, two interceptions, and one of those you just cannot put on Warren, bro. You cannot put that on Warren Moon. We earned that one. The only thing I wanted to see so badly, I thought that I delivered the most beautiful pass to Grant and then he had the ball. And I was already down 8-0 at that time. I thought we might be cooked. Like the wild card might be over. Luckily, we came up so big. And next game is the NFC. NFC championship, because we're the Lions. Yes, sir. Honestly guys, I would spin the rage quit wheel, but I'm going to make an exception. This team is so good that I want to let the wheel spins do the rest of the work for this season. I will open a pack for the challenge wheel, though, which technically is the opposite of what we should be doing, because I don't think I completed my challenge wheel. He also quit, right? I'm going to open one ring of honor pack. Most of the times, these are just 91s. But if I could finesse out gold 99, we already know this is not a gold 99. The animation's very specific. We get the boy Doug Smith again. Get Carter Warren and our third and final player is DJ Reader. Can't use any of them. Welcome to the team. This is a scary wild card. But we advance to the NFC championship. I hope you guys enjoyed. And I'll see you in the next one. Peace.