 Well, don't start sentence this and not finish them Well, let's roll it back. I don't think welcome back to jenice regis salon It's really not ratchet. This is the professional salon ratchet. I got I can't believe I got an appointment I thought this place was closed down. It looks closed down. The windows are boarded up. Why don't you let him go? No, he's my prisoner now. There's no escape. Did you just say escape? Escape tonight. It's escape. Julie say the word escape No, now you have it in my head. I know we're breaking up. I can't date an escape It's escape. I know is this a picture or a picture picture Here's what you're doing. What you're saying here are my buttons push them and I'm sitting here like I like buttons Julien used to get Brazilian blocks You've gotten what like three of them and then when he bleached it to be really dry and the texture was like kind of unmanageable Especially when you sweat like so he actually was gonna go into his hairdresser and get a Brazilian blowout tomorrow And I was like wait. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I'm pretty sure We can offer that and Jenna's ratchet salon if you'd like to do it today I would like to do it today. Obviously your hair is not like the courliest in the world This isn't gonna be like an astonishing before and after but I'm excited because I've never I've permed my hair But I've never gone back when and like to rate into hair. This is the one we're using This is technologically advanced it's for virgins. No no virgin hair Wait did they have separate boxes for virgins? I don't know maybe we need to go back. I might need to get the one for virgins You're gonna have to shampoo your hair. Are you okay with that? I mean, I didn't know that was part of this but yeah, I'll get wet somewhere with you. I'm not gonna wash your hair It's not in my services. This is the worst salon I have to go shower myself at the salon and wash my hair Yeah, you tell the client to go into the back and wash their hair and I'm just like literally bottoms off Just kneeling over the sink If you do that in the other room, I will film it. You will shit. Are you allergic to perm? I don't know I've asked my doctor What do you go to your doctor? I have a very serious question. Am I allergic to perm? How do you find that out? He would look like a skin test. Go wash your hair. I'm popping off the bottoms No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So I'm gonna finish reading these directions while Julien bottomlessly washes his hair And then we'll get this started. Are you excited? Yeah, my hair's a virgin Julien! Julien! What? I went upstairs to go get my brush and he was standing there with absolutely no bottoms on It said you gotta be bottomless to get to the top. Is that not what you said? Some will say it's a success story. Some will say it's a lifestyle. Peach, you want some? It's poison. No, you don't need gloves. I need them just in case. Stop! Like, can you ever just sit still and doing your hair? I'm not gonna tell you to stop again I'm pretty sure this is like the straightening stuff. It's a two-step process. What's the second step? I don't know. I don't feel like I'm in good hands. Is this okay if you get on my scalp? Um, it's at a quarter inch from the scalp, but like I don't like that talented. I feel it on my scalp. Stop, stop, stop! Stop it! Stop doing that. What time were you born? I don't remember. What did the lion say when he was about to have his photography equipment stolen? Okay, I don't know where this is going. He said, hey, that's my camera. I care about you so much, but I don't know how to help you. Comb all the hair smoothly to one side, and then you comb it towards the other side, and then you comb it back, and I do that for 20 minutes. You just comb my hair for 20 minutes? Yeah. You know, one time I put a whole goop of mayonnaise in my pocket. Whatever the story is you're telling, I know it's a lie. Can I eat cereal out of it later? Oh, it's not a bowl. It's for my hair dyeing stuff. I don't think you know what shapes are, because that's definitely a bowl. If there's cereal in it, then it is immediately for cereal. It's amazing how much straighter it is already. Boy, with that mustache, yeah, you look in like a snap. So wait, what happens right after this? I just go, I go drop the bottoms and shampoo it up. Keep your bottoms on. There's nothing you can do that's going to let me keep my bottoms on. If you're a big camp counselor and without fail, there's always one kid that would like say, I have to go to the bathroom and they pull their pants down and their shirt all the way up, and you're just like, oh shit. Oh yeah. Rinse hair thoroughly for 7 to 10 minutes using moderate water pressure and making sure Stage 1 is completely out of the hair. It looks really straight and beautiful. Put your pants on and go wash your hair for 7 minutes. This looks like a lot straighter already. It does feel like a little dry, but that's because you didn't shampoo it and condition it, right? But you're going to condition it later, so it's like, it doesn't feel like residue, though. Burning my scalp when you have a heat on one spot for too long. I can see you mocking me in a viewfinder. Good. Like a new woman? I feel like a new woman. It doesn't feel chemical-y at all. Yeah, it feels nice. So now we are going to, as meticulously as we can, let iron this beautiful hair on 450 so it melts. Oh my God, please don't pull my hair out of my head. He said do short ones and then do long ones. That's what I'm fucking doing. You little hair police? Wee-wee-wee pull over. Like your hair didn't fall out. It doesn't feel chemically. Are you not like impressed right now? I'm actually high-key impressed with myself. I thought this was going to sort of end badly. Just be careful. I don't want any hair to fall out. Why? Oh yeah? Yeah. What hair commercials? It's called knees and shoulders. It's going to compete with head and shoulders. Yeah, it's not shampoo at all. It's a front for a drug cartel. Hey, when you're done with that, can you leave it on? I want to pop my panini in there. It's so straight in the front. It looks so funny. Like, is that the look you were going for? That's how you usually do your hair, right? Is this what your hair looks like when your hairdresser does it? No. It looks almost like a vulgar. Like, Julian, look at that mustache. This is very, like, Mitch from Pentatonix. Like, I'm digging it. I need you to not be on your phone and keep your head straight. I don't know how hairdressers have any patience for people like that. Stop moving. Stop. Stop. Stop moving. It's not difficult. Stop. Close your mouth and keep your head still. Can you imagine if you acted like this at your real hairdresser? You look like, like, Anthony Q from Rev Hot Chili Pepper. Can you put your head up straight? Shit. Why are you laughing? Something's not right. You got it. It's not moving. Right, Julian. Are you ready? No. For stage two. No. What is this? This one only stays in for, like, five to seven minutes, okay? One thing I do know as a hairdresser, I don't think that there's anything more annoying than constantly reminding somebody to just, like, sit up. Oh, this is hot. Is this supposed to be hot? Does it feel good? Vine. Am I right? I decided I don't like doing your hair. What am I supposed to do? It's so boring. Oh, I'm so sorry. Getting your hair done for free is so boring. Thank you. I feel like straightening your hair chemically is a lot easier than curling your hair. I agree. Way easier. You just comb it, and it's straight. Whereas the curl, you have to, like, set it in a specific shape and spa? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you excited, Julian? Did you show a bottomless? I actually kept my bottoms on this time because I was cold, and it was a bad idea. Everything got wet. Damn, girl. You got a product in it? You fucking did it. That looks so good. I'm not going to straighten it. Like, you don't usually straighten your hair, right? No, no. This is, like, really good. It's like, okay. I was really, like, nervous. This looks good. It's so smooth, and, like, it feels like a real treatment. Like, my hair, when I permed it, did not fucking feel like this. It feels, like, smooth and nice and not, like, a gross. Damn. You did a really fucking good job. Wait, really? You like it? Yeah, like, um, I never thought that this would be... You thought I was trolling you, and I thought we were going to do this? Yeah, I never thought this would be, like, so doable at home. I don't know. Well, neither did I, because, like, when they started getting popular, it was, like, this really expensive treatment. Seemed like a big, long process that was hard, you know? But that's why I really wanted to try it, because, like, I don't know. I call y'all's fucking bluff. You fucking nailed it, dude. I can't hear you. I call y'all's bluff. I did this for $26. Your hair does not look or feel damaged. It feels better. It really doesn't. It's smooth. That's one of the things that I'm surprised about is how, like, healthy my hair feels after all that. There's probably all the bottomless showers I took. I mean, after, um, you know, a few washes or whatever, it's definitely going to feel like you had a chemical treatment on your hair. But for now, it feels and looks amazing. What do you think? I wanted to, like, nitpick it, but it looks kind of damn fantastic. I feel like if you got, like, a nice little haircut, it wouldn't be so, like, long and fluffy. I have a haircut tomorrow. I have to tell my barber that you did this. Can you give me a score out of 10? 9.2. You got deducted 0.8 for burning me multiple times. Your hair just didn't watch the fuck out of me. You're coming for his brand? I'm coming for his men. I'm really glad that you let me do it because I always felt like after the perm, I was like, well, I know that a Brazilian blowout is sort of a similar process, but I bet it's easier to do it straighter, especially if you have short hair. Like, for me, it might take a lot longer to brush. This would have been, like, twice as long for you. And my hair can't handle it. It will die. Plus, I don't think I need one because my hair is relatively straight. Don't do that. But I'm really excited. To me, this is, like, a big deal. I think bottomless showers are the reason this turned out. Do you like it? It looks great. Seriously, though? It looks almost as good as this. Nothing will look as good as that. It's like that group of hairs in a time capsule that doesn't get washed. It does get washed. That's why it's turning blue because my blue hair is getting on it. This is perfect. A $26 Brazilian blowout, are you fucking me? Where the fuck y'all come up with this $200 price tag? Like, I get it. Y'all's experience and licenses and labor is very valuable. But $26! I'll take it. We'll see how long it holds up. Will you keep us updated? Yeah. Will you ask Rob tomorrow? Yes, I will get his full blown reaction. Oh my god, it's a $5 tip! A $10 tip! Don't spend it all in one place. I can get breakfast! Come on, son. I said don't spend it all in one place. Thank you for having me in your salon. How do you feel that your secret is fully out in the open that you like this? My secret has been out in the open. The moment I did this for the first time, you started telling people online, I love the feeling of tea. It's not tea. It's Gatorade. I drink it in front of everyone. Is this still hot? Ah! It's not hot. It's not hot. See, I can pull my tongue in it. We're so happy together. This is the stress grip. Yeah, that's it. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put out new videos every Wednesday slash Thursday. Subscribe to her channel with those. That's my tip. You gave that to me. Come, come, come. Stop. I hope you guys like this. I don't know. It's just an experiment for me, but I really wanted to see if I could do it. I think it's really helpful information that it costs $26, and it's really not that difficult if you have someone help you at home. That's what I think. Whip. Don't say whip and whip. I will curl your hair. Previously, my hair made my day worse. Okay, it's not an info myself. Today, my hair is fantastic. 1-800. I don't know what I just said in Morse, but I definitely said something. But with your eyes. Yeah.