 Item Number, SCP-095-J Object Class, Euclid Special Containment Procedures All Foundation material found to be corrupted with SCP-095-J is to be delivered by blindfolded agents of Mobile Task Force Rho-15, Codename, Accidents Grotesque, to LAM-44 for automatic OCR transcription and incineration. A sample of the complete character set of SCP-095-J is to be kept on file on a solid-state hard drive in a ferrid-ac-cage shielded bunker located 50 meters beneath site located in Washington. No access is to be allowed to SCP-095-J without permission of two Level 3 Foundation graphic designers. Description, SCP-095-J is a typeface initially developed by the B-Corporation. SCP-095-J has a memetic effect on most viewers, causing irritation, increased blood pressure and, in severe cases, depression, anxiety, and massive data expunged, leading to f***ing civilian deaths. Between f***ing and f***ing percent of SCP-095-J viewers, however, will become carriers of SCP-095-J, known as SCP-095-J-1, using the typeface in all digital and printed communications, no matter the intended tone. See Archive 095-J-4 for instances of wills, suicide notes, and two declarations of war set in SCP-095-J. Evidence of an SCP-095-J containment breach event starts with innocuous usages of the typeface in appropriate locations for its handwritten style, such as party invitations, children's advertising, and illustration lettering. Instances of SCP-095-J-1, in severe cases, have been known to grow unable to perceive text not set in SCP-095-J. Potential for a CK class restructuring scenario in the event of a containment breach is currently being considered by research staff. Upgrade to Keter pending. Addendum. I don't get it, you guys, it's just a font. Dr. P. Requesting authorization for immediate termination of Dr. P. Director P. Granted, 05.