 Hey there friends how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing such art Gen- Gen- gen- gen- genius painter simulator Allow me to show off my artistic side. I've done it a bit in the past But I have so much more to offer the artistic world I want to be like some of the famous renaissance painters like Leonardo DiCaprio Van Gogh and that Mona Lisa dude. All right instead of putting on my gamer headphones I'm gonna put on my artist headphones. They're the exact same. I don't really have much of a budget to get different ones There we go name my artist after my two favorite artists Leo de Mona Lisa dude confirm. All right. This is my studio Lack of bathrooms by the looks of it, but that's okay. I'll just piss on the floor and call it out Oh, I can paint on the walls. Oh that does help now. I can just paint on a bathroom. I bear with me tutorial I'll be I'll be right with you. I gotta do something. Yeah, give me give me this paint Wait, how am I supposed to? I'll just dab it off the floor. I guess. Okay. There we go. I painted on a bathroom Oh, God, I painted on a woman's bathroom. All right. You know what? It doesn't matter. I don't need the bathroom Can I paint on the floor? Oh, I can have painted everywhere except for my canvas I just want a good escape route for like fires and stuff. It's good to have a line a very squiggly line I'm an artist. Okay. I can't just draw straight line. There we go That's the escape route although it looks like it just escapes into the vastness of space So it's not really an escape from fire. It's an escape from life. What do we got here in box? Okay, what a commission grace please paint this for me an ocean in a very abstract style I want it on a big canvas. Oh, no, I can paint the computer. I don't know why I tested it on that part Oh, that's so in the way as well like if I started to get emails. It's like, oh, sorry I missed your email. I painted all over that specific point on my screen. So I didn't see it Wait, what the hell is this thing? And how did I not notice it before? Is this a paint gun? Oh, I'm so happy. All right. I need to paint an ocean That's amazing. I found my new way of painting and it's actually kind of nice like you got a lot of texture going on here And this is what she wanted abstract I don't know what I'm talking about in case you haven't realized Okay, that already is act like you could see that hanging in a museum and people like oh my god It's so inspired like it says so little but yet so much, you know That's the kind of thing they'd be saying but I'm not finished yet because I'm above that literally Like I'm I'm going up above it a sea monster. Look at that. That's kind of nice I didn't give him legs. Hold on. There we go. He doesn't even swim. He walks along the ocean floor There we go. Now. This is a productive day. I did a commission. I made a bathroom Oh, yeah, I just had to go on the wall by the way as I said, I made a woman's bathroom So there's nothing I could do. Oh, you can get spray paint. This probably isn't even my office I'm like renting this place. Can I just spray paint in the windows? Oh Artists, huh? So quirky. Okay. There we go. Send painting to Laura. There you go. There's your ocean. I hope you like it Yes, your talent overflows from your art. Seriously, it's dripping everywhere. Yummy. It's now a good time to mention I use lead paint. You probably shouldn't be eating that. It's not yummy My name is diet diet Dainy the hell that is made up. This is a scam. So I want a painting from you I want you to paint the momentum. What the hell is the momentum? You got to be more specific. I'm an artist not creative. Okay canvas momentum. What the hell is momentum? What if I just Google momentum and then I copy that? Okay? This is what comes up when you Google momentum So I'll just do a picture perfect copy of this Okay, so that line's like coming down and then it goes up The canvas is too big, but that's not my problem They can chop off the rest of it when they then they get the painting Oh God, that was a mistake that line was a mistake, but it's okay Just a happy accident much like myself. Yeah, that's off to a good start right there I'd buy it as it is, but let's improve on it. Oh, I know a good way of doing this Wait, they're kind of like they're kind of gray, right? Look at that. Wow. It's really something even if I had a kid and they brought her home from school I wouldn't put this on the fridge. Oh great Timmy. Are they are they birds or it's in that painting Oh, I got paint on the screen again. They asked for another kind of canvas. What it's done This is what you asked for a small one. It is small, isn't it? Well, it doesn't look very small now I think about it. Oh wait. Oh All right. Yeah, this is smaller. It just I thought it was it was just far away I thought it was the same size, but you know just just far away. It's a depth perception issue All right. Well, you're getting that instead now I think they just shredded it. I understand. Oh, what's this? Let's get to know each other. Hello, Leo Demona Lisa dude My name is Zach's and I'm not a part of this art simulation. This is a hack Well, at least you're up front with it. I'm just replying with hello I'm not really good at conversation paint a bored elephant for me big canvas small canvas whatever well I'll do it and you know what this is close enough to an elephant if you ask me send that one It's already done. There we go. And it's something to do it like I am an elephant never forgets and there's Just meant It's an artist thing you wouldn't get it. I don't know. You know what I'm sick of trying to please clients I'm I'm gonna make my own painting for me one of these please I'm gonna be super meta and I'm gonna recreate the painting that I created a Another painting that I was selling it's gonna be wild I've already made a mistake. I had blue on my paint brush and I was just like yep. Here we go Let's put some blue on all right. That's fine blue and red mixed to make Blue not bad. Now. Give me some black close enough No, you can't just to roll the roller on the paint tin. You need to actually squirt that out Hold on. Okay, and his skin is a nice a simpson yellow. So let's get that It kind of goes it was up like that if this isn't really the right shade of yellow But that might be a good thing it fits in with the rest of the painting because nothing is really right about this Like the subject is not right. So how could this be right? Why does this dimension shift so much every time I paint this? He's we squished it to the bottom right corner now. All right. It doesn't matter This this is good and if you're saying otherwise, you're wrong. Let's add some lines for some dimension Detail. I don't know. I don't know what I'm talking about more black. The floor is my paint board I don't know what you call it. Oh God his eyes twice his eye in the middle of his face That's all right. We'll just pull this out a bit more and then another Another eye there. Okay, great. Yeah, this is this is great God damn it. I painted over his glass. All right, you know what? Maybe I should have done the glasses afterwards I can add that back in then once swift way around here to make his beard draw on the mouth Which is looking pretty good if I do say so myself add in some eyes. Oh, no, I've ruined it. Hold on All right, that's that's fine. I don't Yeah, that's that's fine. That's really nice actually. That's not bad I think that would go for a nice price. I can put it up on eBay or something Where's the camera? Can I pick this up? Can I actually use this? Oh good? I can great. There we go preserved forever I've got no commissions. No one wants to buy this please. This could be considered art too Actually, I'm gonna take a picture of that as well memories, you know Just realize there's a bouncy ball over here on it makes little music I don't think I'm actually an artist. I think I might just be a child on mop Give me some paint though. I can actually fix some of the problems. I've done, you know, I think I've just put gray paint on the floor It's not water. I don't think oh All right, you know what it didn't make it worse anyway. I didn't make it better either. It looks oh my god It's like a ghost. It's like a ghost hand is picking this is like grabbing him on the shoulder That is so deep. Oh I was empty. All right. Now. It's like a ghost grab them on the shoulder to say a gym You got piss all over you for some reason How do I get this thing off before I ruin it? Hold on? I'll dry the thing so they can't be interfered with anymore. Oh my god I can even burn bits. That is so cool. I had so many tools at my disposal that I didn't even use God now it looks like there's a merger here. Oh, why didn't I use these things on there's like a lacquer here? That's great. Oh my god. I mean it's so much more creepy. It looks like he's watching it from the shadows Don't rotate it. That's not gonna help it. All right I think it's time to actually do a very serious recreation of the Mona Lisa grab my brush I think I can actually do a good job if I really put some effort into it My second name is Mona Lisa dude for a reason after all, okay, we definitely need some tints of this So let's get my brush ready and I am ready to go Voila My a piece de resistance It is done. I told you I could do it. I told you I was artistic, you know I put on a show but really when it comes down to it I can actually do art but how long did that take me? Jesus six hours fucking hell. No, I I can't lie to you like that. That's Let's just edit it in I did paint it a green screen though like that was me So that's kind of impressive you can see really the different shades of green there That's minimalist art is what we call it All right now that my artist crew is over and I've realized that the doors are just painted on and I can't escape I've crudely drawn help on the window and even though it'll be in reverse I'm not artistic to do it in a mirror image, but I'm hoping that someone with a telescope down there on earth Might look up to see the sign and they might come get me when they have a spare minute or two But we're gonna leave it there. I'm gonna abandon my art career for now I didn't get any money, but I got some decent exposure from the clients. I'm sure they'll recommend me and whatnot I mean my inbox is completely empty. Oh, it doesn't look like it's working, but we'll see but I hope you enjoyed watching me paint I'm sure you learned a thing or two about art. I appreciate you watching as always folks I really do it means a lot to me that you guys are supporting my content I post every day if you want to watch more of me I also stream over on twitch about four times a week the link for that's in the description But that's about it. That's my outro ramble. So hope you enjoyed that and I hope to see you next time Thanks again. Bye for now