 Wednesday, John Boy and Jake Radio. We're gonna talk about some sports. Really only one sport event happened yesterday. Gonna talk about some weird news about our lives. Jake, how are you doing? Damn, shots fired at all our Wimbledon fans. I'm doing all right, man. Getting into it, doing my thing. Dancing here, walking on sunshine. It's a good song. It's classic, it's a classic. For those that forget, the theme of the music, there's themes every week. Jordan picks out the music. The theme this week was sun slash sunshine. This one was great. Sun, sunshine. Your boy just donated to the cause. Oh, thanks, dog. It's your boy, Canada. Our guy. What's going on over there? How you doing? I'm doing good, man. I woke up. I went to sleep earlier than usual last night. Usually it's like 1 a.m. to 2 a.m. So I think I went to sleep at 12.30, which is great. And I feel good. I feel alive. Yesterday I was out of sunshades. Check this out, Jake. I was out of sunshades. They were all dirty. We had a bunch of laundry to do from the July 4th festivities. So I would put on a regular old cotton shirt. It was like a talking yanks one. And I didn't, also I didn't have coffees. That probably looms larger. And I was just like, man, I'm hot. I get a shipment of my new I Love Baseball shirts, which are cracking me up, but kind of have to know the story. If anyone else probably just thinks this is lame. But it's a sunshirt. I immediately put it on. I feel so much better. I've been wearing it forever now. I'm like all wicker. I just ordered wicker boxers. I might get some wicker pants. I might just be moisture wicker clothes. That's all I wear. It's, it's sunshirt season. It's, you, I got brought up yesterday how you've been attacking my daily grades. Again, pre-sunshirt, Jimmy was a different guy. And like the numbers are there for it. I'm happy. I'm happy you got sunshirt. It sounded like you got Tuesday a little bit. You were no coffee. You were not wearing the shirt you've been wearing every day for a month. You don't know, but you look at the day of the week and it's like, holy smokes, it happened. But you got saved and I'm happy for you. I like that shirt on you. Guess how many- The originals were hilarious cause it was three lines, which was so ridiculous. What do you mean three lines? Like it was I love baseball. Oh, and they were just so homemade. Like they, like their mom or they- Not even homemade. They were car made. They don't get the homemade stamp. They were, you're in a car. It was probably like a hot car and they just tried to melt the letters on the shirt. Yeah, it was during the London series. Some people had shirts on that just said, I love baseball. They're clearly made. Like last second, I was like, what a funny shirt. And then I said, someone make me this. And yeah, he's called us. Jake responded, you're my t-shirt guy. So I said, fuck it, I will make it. So I made it, put it up in sun shirt, bought them for myself. I bought two by accident, had Luke try one on. He was like, this does feel good. Guess how many sun shirts I own now? Ooh, eight. Nine. I should never have to, now with the addition of these two yesterday, I should never have to wear cotton again. Oh, I forgot about, yeah, you've got a bonus sun shirt. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen it happen, Jim. I've seen it happen. Your average day has gone up, I think more than half a point since you started doing sun shirt lifestyle. For anyone that sweats, I'm such a huge sweater, disgusting. And I lived my whole life wearing cotton, cotton boxers, cotton shirts. And what a fucking dumb idea that is. Yeah, you've piqued my interest, but again, I normally go just less close. This feels, this feels, all right, someone asked what a sun shirt is. I really don't know how to explain it. It's like a, it's like under armor, but not tight. It's like, it fits loose. It's, this is lighter than a t-shirt. So I don't know how to explain them. And they prevent you from getting burnt. Jonas in the chat said something about us being fat, Jake. He said, hey, you guys are fat. Good morning to you as well, Jonas. Thanks, Jonas. Appreciate that. Did Jake go to Vandy or is it just his fave college university? Go doors, Vandy house. No, my, my SIG O went there. That's the name of your frat? Yeah, Sigma, Sigma O. Oh, my, my lady friend who her dad's, her dad's still in town. How's that going? It's going all right. So I, I don't know. I was wondering if it was just me, but essentially I didn't know he was coming until Sunday. Didn't know he was coming or forgot he was coming even though you were told, because that sounds like something I'd do. Well, so that's the kind of the catch point too, because I was clearly told, but like a while ago. So, and then that's not like something you write down on your calendar, because A, I've never written anything down on my calendar, but B, yeah. And then I forgot the secret kind of reason behind it was because Jim, you're a music gal. Have you heard of Nikki Lane? Nikki Lane? Yeah, she kind of does some like, I wouldn't say it's country. It's like full country. Like you'd be kind of interested. She's pretty intense. No, I've heard Nikki Bloom in the gamblers. Nikki Bloom in the gamblers, but, but um. She's got a song that sounds the title of it. So that's who they're going to see. Bloom or Lane. Lane, they're going to see Lane. Lane, so no, that's what we did after the All Star game last night. She was playing at some small venue in Denver. So we, we like went and checked that out. It was, it was all right, but yeah, it's kind of. She looks like a teenage girl. She looks older than that in person, which now makes me sound rude. So thanks for that setup. L-A-N-G? No, Lane. Oh. Driving down to Lane, brother. That's confusing, because there's a Nikki Lang with a G. Sorry. What was your favorite song by Nikki Lane? Don't do either of their PR. I don't know. It was really hot. It was like a black box theater room, almost. She was ripping it, though. I'm going to play some Nikki Lane for the people. This is what she spent last night doing. See if I recognize it. She's driving a motorcycle looking badass. She got a June Carter sound to her, real twangy. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of twang, repping the cowboy hat a little bit. So we did that, and that was kind of cool. I was... Back was locking up a little bit. I was doing the old lineman, because there was one drunk guy that was swaying. So I was kind of in like a pass offense, kind of captain America stance for most of it. So that part wasn't as fun. But I don't know, interesting. Hadn't been to a show like that before. That's cool. That's my kind of show. Yeah. Someone in the chat said, I think I could help with this whole pan-pan thing. I was with Lang Lang. Yeah. And then my co-host on Six Pack Cinema, John Sheehan said that they don't has FPF in it, and they fucking do. So why don't you eat shit, John? John's one of the more pale people I think I've seen. Well, he's got one of the paleest last names you'll ever see. Maybe it's not an SPF, it's something else, but it has something that blocks the sun. Is that where I'm getting it wrong, John? That feels like the mix up there. Sun protective bowling, 100 plus SPF sun protection. That's what I'm wearing. Wow. Boom roasted. Eat a bug. So yeah, I've got to bring him to the train station like right after that. So we're cutting it tight, but we should be good. You know what I'm doing right after this? Luke and I are going to play disc golf. I prefer that. Then we're going to come back and grind out some work, but we're going to go play some disc golf since there's no baseball today, taking advantage of it. Yeah, you should. Dude, did you see, I mean, again, this is a you and me thing, but big baby David posted it. The Yankees have their final like 76 games or over 80 days. There's like four off days or something like that. In the next 60 days? I'll bring it up. And you know what, Jim? Actually, if we have people that are listening that aren't baseball people, because my sego, like I mentioned, she was kind of blown away by this the other day. Baseball is such a grind. 74 games and 80 days. So there's six off days the rest of the way. Crazy. It's nuts. So yeah, don't rush back from disc golf. We were saying this the other day, but like when Katie, I'm not sensitive, I know John, so I can be mean to him. Someone said I was sensitive in the chat. That can be mean to John. Some what Katie, we were saying this the other day and Katie, like when I first started dating Katie and I was just starting, I'm going to cover the Yankees and stuff like that. And she was like, okay, where do you want to hang out this weekend? And I was like, I can't, the Yankees are playing and like I do a lot now. She was like, okay, well, when's the next weekend they have a game off? And I said, oh, six months from now. Yeah. That doesn't exist. Good news, bad news. No. Yeah, it is kind of a funny hurdle for a lot of people. I know even like Jess's mom sent something like, oh, we might be eyeing like a Euro trip in May next year. And I was like, well, you have to understand I can't go on that for probably the next 20 years or so. Yeah. That's, thanks for the invite. My parents wanted to go somewhere and I was like, I can't do that. But Katie and I are trying to plan a vacation in November but get this, I'm trying to plan a vacation in November with Katie because that's when we're going to be off and I'm like, yeah, I'm taking two weeks off. I'm going to get away and go do something with Katie because we may have like enough money to do that maybe but her aunt just called her and was like, hey, I just bought your tickets to go to Disneyland with me and her nieces in October. And now Katie can't take off four weeks of work in two months. Like I got snacked. Yeah, you got beat to the punch, man. I got snagged so hard. I'm like, what the fuck? And we were talking about this vacation, what, a couple of weeks ago? I've been, I've been planning with Katie forever. I was going to say, well, you got to, you were going to see what the serial killer museum, you could have seen Nikki Lane. I think she lives in Nashville. I go see Nikki Lane. Yeah, still could. Still good. All right, Jake, what was your day yesterday? Yesterday, Tuesday, all-star game, a little fun. Oh my God, I was in purgatory for a little bit. It was a pretty Tuesday, Tuesday. I know I get day shamed. Anyways, I'm going 5-2. 5-2, wow. Someone said in the chat, why don't you go on vacation and watch on your phone? We cover the games. I don't, I think it's always funny when people are like, why don't you just do it from a bar? It's like, you know, I have four screens going. Yeah. Game time for me is grind work time. Anyway, yesterday was a light day, got some breakdowns up, got the YouTube numbers back because it was a July 4th weekend, slow down, which was fun. And then we played this game called Ticket to Ride, which I was actually at a terrible headache, it was a little grouchy, but the gameplay, I actually enjoyed it a good amount. I wanted to play right away again, but everyone was like, no, that was a two-hour game. I'm not playing again, so. So you lost. Yeah, well, yeah, it was my first time ever playing. So there were some things I would have done differently had I know the full rules, but that's on me because I don't like being explained the rules before playing. I just like, let's just. You want to learn as you go. You ought to learn as I go, guy. And so there were some rules that bit me in the end that I didn't realize. Yeah. But yeah, Ticket to Ride, that was a fun game, I liked it. Yeah, I played once and I was with my first time playing and this is an interesting board game thing. I guess people don't talk about it a lot, but I mean, the first time you play a board game, your environment is very important. I was playing with like three Ticket to Ride, like Hardo's, like out for blood. If they didn't win, they were gonna be in a tight spot. And I was just trying to ride my ticket out and I don't know. So Ticket to Ride, when that comes out on the next ski trip or whatever it is, Poppy Gordo's not jumping at it. This is fun. I gave it myself a Flut 6 yesterday. Oh, Luke, can you get my coffee outside of the microwave? I forgot it. Been waiting for him to get up and get that coffee cup. Come on, Luke. Wait. You got anything else where we go to the sports? I don't think so. All right, here is your one minute update with Jake Storieller. Can you find it on the where I put it? Jimmy, the mid-summer classic, the American League beats the National League. Again, it's been a whooping for about two and a half decades now. Four to three is your final in Believeland. Hometown player Shane Justin Bieber wins the MVP award. He struck out the side in his inning of work. Not a lot of pitchers get the MVP trophy in this game. Bieber does. Tanaka gets the win. Kershaw with the loss. Chapman with the save, a couple of bookend skanks. Juice baseballs and players not being promoted become a topic because baseball, although the mic'd up stuff went over really well, so that's good news. And then Jim Wimbledon's kind of going on. I think Joker just won this morning. Warriors, NBA, Wave, Sean Livingston, and Marcus Morris is a fun story in the NBA because it sounds like he's trying to reneg his contract with the Spurs and come to the Knicks. What? Yeah, I don't know. I saw Big Baby David's treaty. He was like, why would the Knicks want Marcus Morris and why would Marcus Morris want to come to the Knicks? Maybe you'll laugh. Yeah, so there's a lot of fun dynamics here. So this is how the news came out if you were a Knicks fan. They signed a guy named Reggie Bullock, who's a solid wing player, like a shooting guard or a small forward, although positionless, NBA, blah, blah, blah, no one cares. It came out, one of the weirder reports you'll ever read was they were like, the Knicks aren't sure his body will, his body can handle the next season. And it's like, okay, this feels like something that should have been addressed. Has he hurt? Has he just tired? What's going on? And then the next report was that Marcus Morris might be reneging the Spurs and coming to the Knicks. And it's like, okay, he's a solid player, but we already signed like three power forwards. And Kevin Knox, our first round pick from last year, his best position should be power forward. So kind of like, what's happening again? Now there were some rumors that they're trying to sign both, because if they sign Morris with certain money, the NBA's got weird pockets of money, they have exceptions and rookie deals and blah, blah, blah. And they were saying that maybe they could shuffle around money and sign both. We still don't have an answer on it. What's kind of wild, man? And the NBA, it went from being cool to like, oh shit, it might have to be addressed. Like free agency started July 1st. Or actually it was the day before, it was June 30th. That's when like all the news started leaking out. The Spurs did trades around them signing Marcus Morris. Like they have two other trades and money moving that they did because they were getting Marcus Morris. So it'll be really interesting to see how it sorts out. Being a Knicks fan, I'm just assuming the worst. The good news about, well, I guess where it could end up being good news is that if they do sign Marcus Morris, like there's a chance he's their second best player this year, so that's kind of good. But also it's like, what are we doing? What, what, what, what's going on? Yeah, that sounds fun. Sounds like a whole thing. It'd be interesting to see how it sorts out. Yeah. All-star or all-star game change. Yes. Did you play the national game? I got a haircut recently, and it's like the best haircut I've gotten in 10 years. Just let everyone. I told you when it happened, it looked great. It's right now I've got a little pixelation over it. Yeah, everyone did. Katie was like, wow, that was a good one. And my hair's doing your hair favors today, if we're being honest. Always. You don't really bring a lot to the hair game on this show. Whoa. You usually just woke up and it's wild. I think it looks pretty good today. I think your hair looks better than it has before. Sometimes you look straight up like that cartoon character. Yeah, I guess since I've gotten my haircut, hey, it's been summer and there's been a lot of hat action. But you're right. When I've got my winter hair going, yes. Yeah. All right. I watched bits and pieces of the All-Star because I was playing Ticket to Ride. Right. So I was in an alley. I watched Chapman Save, I watched Chanaka's inning, I tried to watch every Yankee at bat, and then I saw Highlights of the Rest. I think the biggest storylines, well, on my, all the places I get news, the biggest storyline is Joe Buck saying that thing about Gary, where people are losing their minds over and beefing. That whole thing was missing. And I think people have been walking that back pretty hard. It was crazy. Someone was like, do you hate Joe Buck? And I'm like, no. I'm like, if he said that about Gary, then that's a dumb thing to say that I, that he shouldn't have said, but I don't think he has any malice behind it. Like he didn't want to be mean. Then he was talking about Smolts. Like Smolts didn't understand what Freeman was saying. Yeah. He wasn't talking to Gary Smolts or the umpire. And the thing that got me, Jim, was like, if the catcher was, well, I was going to say AJ Piersinski, but we rip on him enough. But if it was just a white catcher, and he said the same sentence, we wouldn't be saying it's offensive. We'd be saying a guy is playing baseball with a mic in a fricking earpiece in, and he walked up to the catcher and said, yeah, they're going to tell me the pitches. And he's like, okay, I don't know what the hell that means. Yeah, yeah. If he meant it in the way that he, like Gary doesn't speak English, then that's fucking stupid because Gary speaks English every, we said this, I'm talking, yeah. It's like, I can't believe people think Gary doesn't speak any English or Tanaka doesn't speak any English. Like they're surrounded by people. They have conversations that I got nonstop, but I really don't think Joe Bach meant it that way. And if he did mean it that way, it's more of like, hey, Joe, like come on, that came out a little bad. That's, don't say that. Not like, Joe, you're being a racist asshole, which is what the Twitter tried to do. I'm full getting in front of it. It's exactly, I'm going to compare this. And there were some nice tributes to Tyler Skaggs. The angel players, Trout and Lestello were wearing 45 for him, and they did a moment of silence before the game. No, you mentioned it. Like how the internet reacts to something like that and people on Twitter are like, RIP, oh my God. And it's just like, it's too much. That's exactly what this was. People thought that, oh, if this is controversial and I could get my tweet out there, I'm going to get so many retweets and so many likes and wow, Joe Bach's a bad guy. And they didn't even think about it. And I saw all those people five minutes later trying to walk it back. And it was, like that made me pretty mad at the internet to be completely honest. Yeah, I think I'm the biggest Gary apologist and Gary backer in the world too. So even I was like, you guys are just trying to be mad. Walking around Twitter trying to be mad. Trying to get interactions from a bad thing that didn't even happen. And then the other thing I saw people upset about is that Shane Bieber won the MVP. Do you care? It's a dubious honor. I don't give a fuck. Give it to the hometown kid. Awesome. Yeah, the problem was there wasn't a standout. I mean, if anyone's got the biggest complaint, because every fan base gets behind their guys. The Astros wanted Brantley to win it. The one who, I mean, probably should have got it was Joey Gallo. He hits a home run and the team one by one run. So I mean, that's some simple math. Joey Gallo got screwed this whole weekend. He probably should have been in the home run Derby. This was like an anti Joey Gallo weekend. But yeah, no, I don't care. I mean, he struck out the side and there wasn't a clear MVP. They got to give it to someone. So Bieber gets it and his story is pretty cool. He walked on to UC Santa Barbara, which I think they're a pretty good baseball school too. So it's probably like, hey, you're good. We can't give you a scholarship right now. Walk on. But hey, young kid and he in his hometown and that turns out my favorite part of the All-Star game is how rowdy the hometown just gets for their own guys. Like just blindly go nuts for their own players. It turns into like a high school All-Star game or something. It is cool. Did you like the CC stuff? We wanted to do a little like walking on to college teams as impressive as a feat as it likes to sound because like UCLA can only give out seven scholarships for baseball, I think. And they have 25 guys. So if they're like, yo, we can't give you the scholarship but if you want to play here and like do really good you're definitely on the team. Yeah. And that's considered a walk on. So like every college team has 23 walk-ons or something like that. 17. Yeah, I'd want to double check the numbers on that because that seems low for baseball. Can't get a whole starting lineup of scholarship. That doesn't seem right. Maybe it is though. But yeah. It's about 11 scholarships. So there's 14 walk-ons for every baseball. So yeah, you definitely get a couple bump elbows and like, hey, you can play at a premier school and we'll hook you up halfway through or whatever it is or if your family comes from means. Anyways. Good for Beaver. Yeah, good for Beaver. He struck out the side and it was, I mean, it ended up being kind of a toss up. So he gets it and yeah, I mean, just when they were doing the introductions and anyone who's a Cleveland player just got blown up with just the biggest applause you'll see like on a baseball field. So I enjoyed that. And yeah, it looked like from what I was seeing the people outside of baseball world that were tuning in because it was the only sporting event they really liked the mic'd up stuff which do you think? Like, yes. That's why people like when I can make out the lip reading and say what they said. People want to know what people are saying. Even if it's boring, even when it's boring, they're like, what did you say? Yeah. Try to figure it out. Involved in the game. Yeah. Yeah, anything else about this game? AL1, good for that. Our Yanks had a good performance. Charlie Blackman hit a homer and he was 0 for 8 in all-star games leading up to that point. So that's kind of cool. You don't want to... When Charlie Blackman's an old man, he'll be very happy he hit that homer. Gary had a nice double. Yeah, hardest hit ball of the game, 1-10. I thought Gallo beat it. Mm-mm. Oh, OK. And Chapman at the end was... I'm going to do a breakdown on Chapman's last... Chapman. Street strikeouts. Sweaty Chapman. It was pretty cool. And Chapman won an all-star game MVP with a strikeout inning, I think, 2015 or something like that? Yeah. Sheen wants us to comment on Devers being snubbed. Third base is a third base. It's tough to make the team as a DH. Woo! Actually, I think he's been vastly improved at third. Oh, yeah, he's been solid at third, but... Yeah, I like the Zing. No, I think third base in the AL was actually... It's like a really good position this year. Yeah. Let me pull it up real quick, because we did this somewhere. See better than Matt Chapman, Sheen. No. Like, you got Bragman, Devers, Dozier, Chapman, Moncada's having a real good season. Devers probably should have made it. Who is the backup? Bragman and Chapman? Yeah, Devers is having a better season than Chapman. So... You got one pick out of Devers and Bogarts. So if you want to put Devers on, you could take Bogarts off. Was Chapman's the A's only all-star? No, they had our favorite reliever. Liam? Yeah. OK, yeah. Devers got... He's having a better season than Chapman, so that sucks. Not defensively. No, Chapman's a better all-around player. The best of... Got the platinum glove. Was the best defensive player in the game, so... Yeah, offensively better. But, yeah, third base is a pretty good... He made a Dan Vogelbach, still. Vogelbach, that son of a bitch. We good on sports? Yeah, the only other thing that was kind of news in the sports world was the Warriors waving Sean Livingston, who, I mean, he got three titles with them, and he was kind of a big part of those teams. Low-key, Jim. I got caught in the college basketball recruiting classes the other day, because that's just kind of part of my life. And 2003, Dwight Howard I, Sean Livingston II. So there's your fun fact of the day. I love a G5. All right. I don't have. I feel like there's light sports, but, yeah, because there's no sports. Because there's no games of any sport. Summer League, R.J. Barrett, 17, 10, and 6, Nick's lost all three of their games. Yeah, well, R.J. Barrett sucks. Yeah. That's my new thing, R.J. Barrett. It's so... I'm not gonna do a Summer League thing. Summer League is some of the worst basketball you'll find in any place on the planet. Well, it's a bunch of people trying to get individual love while playing a team game, so. They've never played basketball together before. And they want to get theirs. For some of it, it's their only chance they will ever get. It's the worst basketball you'll ever find. What about me playing by myself at the elementary school in Lavalette? Full jeans. Lower rims? Lower rims, full jeans. Oh, that's kind of fun. No shirt on. Shirts on my head as a makeshift bandana from noon to two o'clock on an August day. Is that worse or better than Summer League? It's about time you give something to our female listeners, man. I'm getting more bothered. I'm not shooting. I'm only bounce passing to another version of myself. I'm bouncing over and catching. I need a sunshare right now. I'm sweating a little bit. Who? Yeah, yeah. That's a movie scene. I'm just running the three-man weave by myself up and down the elementary. Been there. Let's go into the news. Okay. The news was rather sad. Well, I just had to have time for the news. A loud fart gives away a suspect's hiding spot and leads to his arrest. The cops were searching. He was doing his best not to fart it, got, got. A fire exploded in a white supremacist's face while as he was trying to burn down a synagogue, yikes. An increasing number of Japanese people are renting cars for everything, but driving, so interested. A Saudi princess allegedly made a French repairman kiss her feet allegedly. A man wants to set the world record by sitting on a toilet seat for 150 hours if you think that's the record you're so dumb. A Virginia dad fires 39 shots at a naked devil who broke into his family's home on their first night living there. And this Texas Walmart has an armed guard watching over the blue bell freezer because all those assholes keep licking people's food. I'm not the meals to drink, oh boy. Bam. Bam. Big news. Let's do the ice cream thing quick because luckily the world wins. Not only has the internet bounced back, doing silly things, obviously calling those people licking ice cream idiots, but I think one of the original people that did it is getting sentenced for 20 years in jail or something like that, or tried for 20 years in jail. Yeah, I would guess it gets dropped significantly, but they're trying to bring the hammer down. Yeah, it's just terrible. Because we're a society. Dude, that's what's so scary. How easily is, like, what's tethered everyone to say we don't do this? This is that existential anxiety I have. Like, people can do whatever they want, but for some reason from birth, people are born with this moral code and like don't be assholes or the people. The vast majority, like, in the end, everyone can do whatever they want and you can have these assholes ruined by whatever. One guy got arrested because he just straight up spit in an iced tea thing and put it back on the shelf. Yeah. It's stupid. Good times. I liked when they were eating time pods themselves. Like, yeah, danger yourself. That's me one. Do you think Bluebell's secretly happy about this? Because I had no idea what Bluebell Ice Cream was and they're definitely secretly happy about this. They're big in the South, man. They're huge. So, yeah, it's probably a little bit of a catch-22. Getting a lot of PR, but also people scared to buy their products. So, not all PR is necessarily good PR. Yeah, people are like, I might try Bluebell in two months when the date dies down, but I actually won't. But if I was going to, I'd just wait it out. Now, it's kind of in your head now. So maybe it's good in the long run. Yeah, I never knew their name before. Because now two months from now, like a year from now, I'm like, Yeah, it's two months from now. You're and you're like, damn, I am crazy little ice cream. When you see that wall of ice cream, you see a Bluebell. You're going to be like, well, shit. Is it real ice cream? Yeah. It's not creamy. Because that halo ice cream stuff is straight garbage. Oh, I love healthy ice cream. Oh, that stuff sucks. Oh, it's not good, but it's not supposed to be good. It tastes terrible. Like it doesn't it doesn't fix my hand for ice cream. Oh, see, that's that's the difference. I mean, it it it does for myself and a lot of the population. Yeah, no, it's terrible. I add ice cream into the music, man, a singing music shop. Nice, a barbershop quartet. You get ice cream and they do this whole play. Pretty cool. Seems like a lot pretty, pretty corny. Yeah, it's for like little kids. OK. Guy got me with a good joke, though. A guy genuinely laughed. Go on. It's like a musical. So the main guy has been doing this for 20 years now. He's just interviewing, he's like, hey, welcome to the music man. How did you hear about us? And the lady sitting next to me just goes, you know, just driving by a scene a lot. And immediately he just goes, we're going to drive by and the music dims and the lights dim and they bring out crime tape and like a flashlight and they're like, oh, a lot of bodies here. It was so quick. I was like, oh, that was pretty good. Not their first reveal. Well, like they have different skits for different answers. But it was pretty well done. I laughed. You want to talk about this loud fart that gave away a suspect led to his arrest? I'll link the chat. Yeah, I mean, I think it's for me, it should be a scene in like a get out like the next get out type movie. Like there's a gassy character who's like, I hate eating these. It gives me bad gas and then flash forward. You're in this like depths of a scary movie. They're doing the classic hide. They're covering their mouth so people can't hear them breathe. And then they let out a little fart. Boom. It sucks, man. This is straight out of a scary movie comedy. Yeah, pretty terrible. We've got to give props to the Liberty PD for using their senses to stiffen them out, read a Facebook comment. Wow, that's I'm mad. I read that out loud. It's tough. Yeah, Missouri, though. I mean, that sucks. Trying to hide things that would use a recipe for anything. OK, we do this story. Increasing number of Japanese people are renting cars for everything, but driving. Can we take guesses what they're using these cars for? Hooking up. Oh, I was going to think. Like they're they're living in them or something. They're like parking them to save a spot for something. Oh, I like that. Yeah, living in it's pretty good. Like they someone figured out that renting a car for a month is cheaper and better living than some of the apartments. Like those drawers they sleep in and Japanese hotels. Yeah. All right, let's click the link. See what the what the Japanese are renting cars for and not driving them. Car rental operators in Japan recently is observed a very strange trend. A considerable number of their clients are renting cars but logging an unusual low mileage or not driving their cars at all. Renting a car is very efficient and convenient way of getting from point A to B. And operators prefer the disc. Why would you include this in your article? Everyone knows why people rent cars. Right. The dumb fucking sentence. I'd skip that whole paragraph, which explained why people rent cars. One out of its every eight users rented a car for services other than transportation. The largest number of respondents said they rented cars to sleep or rest in following by those who claim that they use them as a quiet, comfortable place to talk on the phone with friends, family or business partners. Wow, so crowded. You rent a car just to have a quiet place. It's not a bad idea. Usually the only place I can take a nap while visiting my clients is a cyber cafe in front of the station. But renting a car to sleep in is just a few hundred yen, several dollars. More and almost the same as staying in the cyber cafe. Some people reported renting cars to have lunch in, watch TV, put on their Halloween costumes and even do facial stretches, said to reduce the size of their face. What? One guy said that. Don't put it in the article. One guy surveyed said I. The same guy said put the same guy said Halloween costume and facial stretches and they put it both in there. Facial stretches to reduce the size of my face. That's why you rent the car. Don't put that in the article. Yeah, I mean, a good car nap. I used to do that when I worked at the grocery store and I was 15. Hey, Jimmy, you got to go do carts for an hour. OK, go take an hour nap in my car. That's honestly what I did. Yeah, I didn't point. Man, what a dick. Now as an adult, like I'd be so mad if the 15 year old did that. Same. OK, not to mention all the stuff I used to steal. That's you mentioned your existential stuff before. That's a little bit of it's just getting older. I'm I'm sure these people that are licking bluebell stuff in five years are going to look back and say, wow, I was so fucking dumb. Yeah, but a lot of them are older. Like the guy that got arrested is 29 and then the other guy that got arrested. Yeah, and that's what they're getting 20 years because you can't be a part of the society. We're sorry. You're out. You're out. You had three decades of run to try to figure it out. You're done. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Brian says, let's hear more about that naked devil. So let's move to that story. You're right. Virginia dad. Virginia dad fires 39 shots. They're standing at their new house for the first time. Holy shit, the walls just got bullet holes all over. A Virginia dad on Thursday fired 39 warning shots and brawled with a naked woman who called herself the devil after she had allegedly broken into the family's home on their first night living there. The violent conflict, the violent violent confrontation happened in Chesterfield County on the evening of the 4th of July. The story isn't fun. Did she die? Is that why did you read her head? Does she die? The 12 year old kid got involved, shoved a shoved a wrench in the intruder's neck. This is like the worst ever. The first day in your new home. This is a nightmare. This is get out. This is get out. All the dad and the intruder were hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries. Wait, what? What did the intruder? Did you see this quote? Strength of four grown men. What was this woman doing? So I mean, she was either on drugs and very strong. Or, Jim, I'm going to flip the script and not make this sad story to set up. All set. Oh, there's a good. I'm interested in the setup, but there's some quotes here. What's what's the setup? So, Jim, they move into this new house. They don't they hate their they hate their walls and furniture. And they say, how can we get. New furniture and redesign this whole place. We don't have any money. Oh, we'll say on our first night there, there's an intruder. And we'll just shoot up the walls and it'll be this like crazy bad story and we'll start to go fund me. And that's how we'll do it. The only problem is the intruders in the hospital. So they had to get there is some woman out there who did get this out. What a horrible shot. Thirty nine shots and didn't hit her. Was it. Yeah, they they threw her a hundred bucks and some meth and they said, Hey, come by later. I don't understand why the 12 year old got involved. Like, dad had a gun and shot 39 shots, but you still needed the 12 year old son to put a wrench in the lady's neck. There the lives were in danger. I like this quote a lot and sorry to laugh at someone's strife. But first night in our beautiful home, when an intruder decides to enter our home and tries to take our life one at a time. Whoa, what was she doing? And Jake just dropped out of the show. So it is still here. Oh, where'd your video go? This video is still on. The lights went out. I went to turn them on. It looked like you were gone. Oh, there you are. OK. Jake was in the dark. Did the intruder just come for you? I was trying to scare you. It worked. The intruder just came for you. Yes, a little quiver in your voice for a second. How about how about the intruder was trying to take our life one at a time? What does that mean? Now I'm picturing some sort of spell like so I'm thinking of focus, focus, taking souls. Anyway, crazy story. Anything else? Oh, this is bullshit. This man wants to set the world record by sitting on a toilet seat for 150 hours. How many days is 150 hours? Oh, quick math. Not sure. I guarantee you someone sat in on a toilet seat for more than six days, 6.25. Guarantee you someone's done this and it hasn't been hasn't been reported. Also, what an idiot. Who cares, man? Well, you know, there was sometimes someone in Austin who has done it for 100 hours. That was not official. Yeah, there's someone there's someone like a hoarder who got trapped in their bathroom and they just sat on their toilet seat for a week. Guarantee you. A week? It's a while, man. I'm telling you. What about someone who is been kidnapped and held hostage in a bathroom? I think you still move around. I don't think you just stay on the toilet. You probably want to get the cold floor involved. Yeah, the Guinness Book of World Records always has the little stupid outs. Like, I bet he can get off that. He can get off every couple hours and walk around. The Guinness sucks. Yeah, I can pause five minutes every hour to smoke a cigarette or pee. So he can get up five minutes every hour. Oh, my God. I told you, dude, Guinness always has these dumb things. The story should be off. Yeah. It's deleted and it's never talked about again. No one ever talked about the fake toilet seat income. Let's move on to the Saudi princess. Last story of the day. Saudi princess allegedly tried to make a French repairman kiss her feet. Do you think you should have? Let's see. Oh, yeah. Why not? She was in a hotel in France. With a little bit. Repairman came in. First of all, if you're a Saudi princess, it just seems like you shouldn't be just staying in a hotel room in France. That has like just like a repairman come by. Right. Anyway, she was like, kiss my feet repairman. He didn't. So she ordered her bodyguard to kill him. Beat up. Beat up. Beat this man up. He didn't kiss my feet. Oh, the bodyguard allegedly carried out the beat down and he was charged with armed violence. So the princess is in trouble too. Why? For roughing up the workman. Oh, yeah. She beat him up too. This is a bad, bad story all around. Saudi princesses, if you kiss their feet or get beat up. Sounds like this guy did both. Are you picturing an attractive princess? Yeah. I think that really changed the story. If we Google the princess and she's like gross, like then, yeah, you can't, you can't kiss her feet. You know what I mean? I'll speak for yourself, man. The princess who is known in Saudi Arabia for her charity work in women's rights campaigning has been charged with complicity and armed violence. What's her name? Princess. Princess Hassa? I clicked out of the article because I was mad at it. You're mad. Oh, she, uh, let's see. Princess Hassa bin Salman. Yeah. She looks young. Who would want their feet kissed? I mean, I guess it's just a power thing. Does anyone know? Has anyone ever kissed your feet, Jake? Yeah, man. I think so. As a baby, you probably got a lot of feet kissings. Oh my God. The most feet kisses when you're a baby. Yeah. It's kind of weird, right? People trying to eat your feet, they say. Yeah. That's something that you need. I'm gonna eat your toes. Yeah. And eat these little baby toes. You better not. Yeah. Every time I've seen you with a baby, you have their full foot in your mouth. That's not true. I don't know. That's nine out of 10, yes. Okay, nine out of 10. Let's go to the last segment of the day. Better day, it's the better day. Better day, better day. Better day, better day. What's up? It is the bet of the day. Jakey, Jakey, you took the over in the All-Star game. He forgot that the All-Star game is basically a bullpen day. And pictures are good. And I forgot that as well because I agreed with him. It was there, man. That eight inning. Brad's clan. We were close. We were close. He is now one-on-one on the day. And I don't know what you are on the season, Jake. You're 57 and 63. So what do you got today? I don't even know, man. I'm looking for a sports line. This is one of the... There's no sports line today. Two days a year. I'm trying to find some summer league action, Jim. We might have to do like a straight up... Why don't you bet on mine and Luke's disc golf game? I mean, what's the bet? You're the favorite. Wow. He said I'm the favorite. Oh, see, you're already slow playing it. Yeah, I'm out on that. That whole thing is cooked. That whole thing is cooked. Lakers nicks tonight, Jim. Summer league basketball? Is that what we're betting? Both teams are 0-3. Someone will be getting a win. Okay. Someone will be getting a win for sure. Unless there's another... Well, unless there's another earthquake. Yeah. Yeah. Who you want? You got a pick? I want the nicks. All right. Take them. But that's not how this works. You're supposed to make a bet, and I'm supposed to agree or disagree. Times are different. Who are you talking to? So are you taking the Lakers? I'm taking the Lakers. Do they give spreads on this shit? I think they do at some like, I mean, deep degenerate stuff, but not where I'm looking at my bets. I could do a... Let's see if I could find something real quick. Lakers, nicks, summer league, betting. Oh, this is bad. Oh, this is bad. Ty Johnstone wants you to pop your collar for the remainder of the show. And I'm not totally against it. Yeah. I mean, we're almost at the end, so... Yeah, I'm not seeing a line anywhere. All right. You have the Lakers. I have the nicks. Done. Fun bet. Straight up. Friends bet. Staky. Anyone that's watching right now or listening, I have an announcement, Jake. 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Currently one subscriber and it's me because it's brand spanking new. Second sub is Drew Dog. Appreciate that, Drew Dog, very much. Jake, you got any last words? Go Yankees. Wrong one. Yeah. Thanks for the support. Let's party. Put that on a shirt. I like that one. Thanks for the support. Let's party. It's a good, it's good. I like it. Straight forward with the pop collar. Kill me. It's going to be a new, we do have some John Boy and Jake radio merch. It's mostly Jake sucks shirts. But yeah, thanks for the support. Let's party free shirt for our 100th sub on a new channel. That's a free shirt. You get a thanks for the support. Let's party shirt. All right. That ends the show. We'll be back tomorrow, but maybe probably on the other channel with not that lively of a chat. So go tell all your friends. Subscribe to the new channel. We appreciate it. I'm going to go play disc golf. Jake's going to go to the airport. Maybe we'll tell you guys about those things tomorrow. See ya.