 Hello everybody, welcome to a game called Hot Squat 2 New Glory. This is a workout game sort of where you squat and it's hot. Ha ha ha. Doors open. Have a great workout. Where are the doors? Wait, controls. Press and release to teleport. Oh okay. So we have to go to the gym? Am I- did I almost just strangle myself? Three, two, one. Thank you. I'm putting this in the back seat. What does that mean? I don't know. Please. Okay. Here we go. Place- place your hands. Where do I put my hands? Hey, hey, hey. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, squeeze. I was squozing. What are you talking about, game? Come at me. Come right around here. Place- what? Place your hands in the box. Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm small. I'm so small. How could you? What if we touch the tips of the fingers together? Does the world explode? Does it happen? Ugh. Okay. I'm staying squatted. I'm a squatting boy. Do you see these thighs? They're squatted. The perfect position. Place your hands back in the box. Okay. Good. Place your hands back in the box. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm small. I'm so small. How could you? What if we touch the tips of the fingers together? Does the world explode? Place your hands back in the box. Oh my God. Place your hands back in the box. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my God. Yeah. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Bang a ring. Nobody's ever squatted quite like this. Two in a row. Big one. Oh. Seven. Eight. Squat. Oh. Yup. And squat. Get those glutes. Are they on fire? Are you guys squatting along at home with me? Huh? Are you squatting along at home? Is this actually used for exercise or is it a joke? I'm not so sure. I did pay money for it, but not the price of a gym membership. Am I right? Is all I'm doing squatting? Is this the entire game? Is this what I paid for? To just do squats in VR? Because I could just do the same thing, but not in VR. I could do it, you know. I thought that it was going to be like those Nickelodeon games where there's a big wall and you have to like make a different... What, what was that? Okay, I'm going home. I'm going home. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Squat slash cardio. What is that? I'm not sure what it is. Let's find out. Let's find out. Dude, I literally just paid to squat and that's it. I think I just paid to squat and that's it, guys. I thought that I was going to be making shapes with my body. Who are you? Your score, high score. I'm a big score, score, score. Okay, here we go. And squat. Yes, ladies, go and squat. Yes, here we go and squat. Yes, here we go and squat. Yes, here we go and squat. Yes, thank you so much for the big, big ass. Wow. I'm so excited to have a big ass. Look at my ass. It's very, very fat. Guys, I'm actually feeling the burn right now. Are you feeling the burn? I'm feeling the burn. Is this all I'm doing? Guys, I literally think I'm just doing squats. I am feeling the burn. My legs do hurt. I'm not a very fit gamer right now. I haven't been going to the gym. I was going to the gym for a bit, but now I'm not. And this is actually a workout. How many more squats are I going to do? I don't want to do it anymore. I don't like this game. Why do I pay money for this? Oh my God. Your score is 56. Okay, but what about? What about the 51? Is that how many squats I did? What now? What about the cardio? Break ending. Oh, fuck. Oh, this is what it was talking about. Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Walls everywhere. See, I'm afraid because I don't know how big my play space is. And I'm afraid of running into a wall. Are there real walls here? I feel like I'm going way further than my room actually allows me to go. I feel like I'm being tricked. I'm a football player. Coach, put me in. Put me in, coach. Wow. See, we can bring it on a little bit more. Ah, fuck. My father's not going to respect me anymore. It's an actual workout. I haven't eaten foods today. I don't want to have to do squats. Don't make me do squats again. Don't make me do it. I don't want to do it. I thought I was going to make myself into funny shapes. And that's not what is happening. I'm just getting hot. My tummy hurts and my legs hurt. My butt's looking great. But other than that, what am I working for? I came to game not to have good glutes. Oh, God. It's here again, guys. Fuck. You have to stand up between everyone. It actually makes you do squats. I don't want to. I don't want to do this. Daily challenge. What's the daily challenge? Squat slash cardio. I guess. Fuck. I literally paid for a workout thing. Oh, God, 70. Oh, my God. My body's not. I can have different outfits. Whoa. What's in this? Oh, guys. Well, jeez. No wonder why. I need some fucking protein. We can play basketball? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Fuck you. Fuck you for making me do squats. I fucking hate you. Hear that, dad? That's the sound of me kicking your ass. I love my father. Okay, let's do one more set. A sweet, sweet squats. One for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready. And four to go now. Ooh. Here we go. It's the cardio time. This is where we walk. This is where we dance. This is where we have cool, sweet little moves. Ugh. Yes. It's so much. What was that? What was that? Oh, my God. It was easy peasy. All right. Come on. Give me a challenge. Give me something that I could... Oh, fuck. God damn it. Okay, hold on one more time. One more time. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Eve. Oh. I'm driving a car. Ooh. Big turn. Big turn up ahead. Hey. Hold. Shit. Ass. Fuck. Oh, my God. Okay. It's getting harder. Oh, my God. It's getting so much harder. Everything is so fast. And I'm scared of hitting something in real life. Oh, my God. I'm going to break an ankle. I'm going to break my face. Ugh. No. I'm going to break a sweat. Ugh. Okay. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. This is terrifying. This is a horror game. God, and I still have squats. I don't want to do them. I really don't, guys. I paid money for this. And while some others may enjoy it, you know, that's not really what I wanted to do. Although I am hot. And I am squatting. Fuck. All right. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. That's not enough. I don't want to do it anymore. I don't want to do it anymore. I'm also not in workout clothes. You know? I'm not in workout clothes. Who do you think I am? I've only been going for 14 minutes. It feels like an eternity. It feels like a damn eternity. Was this video good enough? Probably not. I am actually going to edit here because I haven't eaten anything today other than Funyuns, which are great. But I feel like I'm going to pass out. So, I'm going to go away now. I'm going to leave you. Hopefully. I will see you again very soon. Thank you so much for coming. I hope you have a great day. I hope you have a sweet ass like mine. I will see you in the next one. Ciao.