 Those are medieval robots. In 2008, a group of teenagers were exploring an abandoned mental institution when they entered a room containing a TV set with a VHS tape inside the VCR. The ends of the plugs for the TV have been found to be intentionally cut off, and frayed with what was discovered to be an image of SpongeBob burnt onto the screen of the television. SpongeBob was described to have large, bulbous eyes, appearing as if he was staring directly at the viewer. But there was more to the story than meets the eye. The tape of the said SpongeBob episode was given to agent Mark Frankson, a member of the FBI's data evidence analysis team for evaluation. Detective Clark Lamarch was later found dead in his office, caused by a self-inflicted gunshot wound directed towards the roof of his mouth shortly after viewing the tape. After the incident, the tape was then handed down to paranormal investigators where they promptly analyzed the contents of the tape with no injury or death. It was discovered that season 2 episode 9 of SpongeBob SquarePants was contained within the VHS tape. Commercial breaks and airing listing scheduling confirmed that the last time the tape had been used to record was on February 20, 2002. The following recorded video was shown to every police captain of every state and country. It showed the tape being played with overlapping music and voices and a high-pitched squeal, along with the agent allegedly trying to eject the tape but unable to. It was also reported from the CSI that the tape had significant damage due to the tape being violently ejected and thrown across the room, which explained the broken glass on the floor and the damage on the tape, which was heavy. The singular frame from the video was saved and later used to open the case wider, trying to figure out why the tape had this unstable power to kill people. That case was later closed in April 20, 2009 due to lack of credible sources. To this day, the agents, officers and even psychologists are baffled about the SpongeBob tape and video and kept the tape buried in the waters of Augusta, Arizona. Jesus, what an insane mouthful.