 G'day mate, 40 here. So pretty pretty shocked right now to realize that of the last 18 Major League Baseball players to be suspended for performance enhancing drugs last 18 14 have been Dominicans and And I don't think any of us want to argue that Dominicans are just more likely to cheat than the average American and I think any of us Again to argue that Dominicans are More likely to engage in criminal behavior than the average American car for bid I don't think any of us are likely to argue that That Dominicans are less intelligent than the average American All right, so God forbid it's just it's just such a mystery and I think the only explanation is Systemic white racism. I mean, I think that you and I are to blame that 14 of the last 18 Major League Baseball players suspended for using performance enhancing drugs Dominicans I think that's our fault Something wrong with us. There's there must be systemic racism because that's the only explanation why a Group might have below average statistics in some area All right, so if any group is performing at a lower level than the average the only possible explanation Systemic white racism it's it's definitely our fault and Let's go to the New York New York magazine here intelligence a column so Dominican Republic players make up 12% of the total Major League Baseball player fault So something's getting lost in translation here All right, unless you want to argue that Dominicans are just three times as likely to cheat as Americans are All right an argument that would have gotten you a deserved beating in my old neighborhood so to even Think something like that to say something like that All right That would get you a beating All right, you have to see there's a systemic failure Happening here right guys. I want you to know certainly. There's more going on than just you know Dominicans a drug cheats right that that's White racism and you're the problem if you're thinking like that and so it's Now the San Diego Padre Superstar short-stop Fernando Tattis has been suspended for 80 games after he failed a drug test he took clusterball which is a testosterone supplement and He says he was using the drug to deal with the ringworm And I'm sure that's the reason he was just taking performance enhancing drugs All right, Joe Sheehan's a baseball writer He says that Dominicans are responsible for almost all the repeat offenses for using performance enhancing drugs in Major League Baseball six of the last eight right Major League Baseball players Engaging in repeat offenses getting caught in repeat offenses Have been Dominicans Dominican January mayor is the only player to test positive three times so 14 of the last 18 Major League Baseball suspension since 2018 for former enhancing drugs have been Dominicans and There's some systemic problem here guys. There's a lot more than all Dominicans are just cheaters I mean if you think that that just shows you what a low level you operate on You'll never get to hang out with the cool kids with this kind of attitude Right is boosting a form of performance enhancing drugs Well, what counts as performing enhancing drugs is socially constructed, right? It's not it's not Given down from heaven at Mount Sinai what constitutes as performance enhancing drugs So I don't know maybe even God forbid the use of midaphanel might constitute a performance enhancing drug I still like to start my every day with midaphanel and a cold shower And a prayer and a smile so is Ricardo wants to know if Luke's addicted to boosting well as I get a booster shot about once a year and I Didn't see any negative consequences on the other hand. I feel like I've had COVID three or four times on The other hand I've never tested for COVID because when I'm sick like getting tested for COVID or getting tested for anything It's like the last thing I want to do. I just want to be left alone when I'm sick so Yeah took the two vaccine shots two boosters and I feel like I've had COVID three times at least none of them were Terribly severe. I think you need to rethink your boosting on what basis Like on what basis it's having negative effects on your life. Okay. What what negative effects is it having on my life? Ricardo's had COVID once and Assume that he's never been Never been boosted or vaccinated. Okay, I just Don't find like in the individual anecdote terribly strong a Form of evidence. I mean, I'm in I'm in Los Angeles. It's a It's a breathing breathing spot for for COVID, right? I'm in the belly of the beast The government gives out free testing kits by mail, bro. Don't leave any money on the table. I've got a free testing kit I've got a rapid antigen Kit at my feet Right When I'm sick, it's like I don't want to figure it out. It's like the last thing That I want to do. Yeah, Los Angeles is a breeding spot for monkeypox, too Yes, and I've done some research and I found out that if I abstain from going to participating in gay orgies That I'm much less likely to catch catch the old monkeypox If you catch monkeypox, I'm I'm canceling my membership to this channel. I'm sure you'll understand So if any of you watch the the doco on Manti Teo who's the His linebacker for known today and then he's played in the NFL for about seven years he played for about four years for the San Diego Chargers and He was catfished like some dude could talk like a woman and Mount an elaborate catfish campaign and so Manti think thought that he had this like girlfriend who he never met Who died of leukemia because you know playing the game of you know, say I can't meet with you It just got too complicated. There's only one way the dude who mounted the catfishing campaign became a woman So there's that that happy ending he got in touch with this feminine side Yeah, Manti Teo is a perfect example Luke's theory that lying is a consensual act. Yeah So Manti Teo tells this story and the media just credulously repeats it for months and months and months and there's no independent investigation and And It just reminds me like how many delusions do we walk around with about about our friends and Other people we know or about 40, right? You're probably operating with all sorts of delusions right now about 40 and I just want you to know There's been some kind of misunderstanding here. I will not rule over you I will not be your king. All right. Let the Lord God of Israel rule over you. So don't call me Lord I'm not the light. I just point the way to the light. I'm not the Messiah. So Ricardo, please stop sending me Bibles to autograph, bro It's like it. I just feel uncomfortable like you're sending me Bibles to autograph I go to Australia and Jim Bell and picks me up at the airport and he drives me back to his place and there's this long list of Bibles that he wants me to autograph and I just don't feel comfortable doing that man You know, I'm not your dead imaginary girlfriend. Now, I will not be your king right you're imputing all sorts of Virtues to me that that I just don't have I mean this all this talk about my moral leader or ascended spiritual master or guru Luke or Rabbi Fordstein master of the halacha and the agarata and the response of literature. Look, I'm just a weak man All right, it's not that I'm some kind of born leader Don't believe in me You know, I'm not here to give you hope of a new life a new world a better future Look, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals