 Guess whose man is out of town bitch. It's mine He should have learned his lesson the first time he left me last time I dyed my own hair It was probably about like five months ago. I dyed it bright red I have not touched it since then minus the fact that I did a perm on it Don't get me wrong like I'm really feeling this like rose gold color, but like it's time I'm not one of these youtubers that like gets a bunch of shit for free. I'm not a beauty guru I'm not a youtuber huge miss opportunity by the way and not calling yourselves youtubers What are you guys doing? But Sally beauty a couple weeks ago found my address? I don't know how bitch. I'm hidden and sent me like a box full of shampoos conditioners and nail stuff and some luck Really nice looking hair color. Okay, and I'm like that's going on my head. I feel like I'm going on this journey I don't think I've had a professional touch my hair since the very beginning of 2017 like January It's gonna be about a year soon since anyone qualified has touched my hair You know what I feel like it's looking better than ever. It's getting some length Yeah, it might feel dead because I fucking damaged it But like I'm really having a great time only doing my own hair So this is like a semi permanent sapphire. They sent me a permanent black cherry color I listened to one person talk on the internet and they said permanent hair color is the one that you know Sort of like lifts and might damage your hair But like a semi permanent is like not really a commitment like it's gonna wash out like maybe it doesn't really penetrate all of your hair I don't know maybe you can research that on your own, but I don't really care It's just like the time that I got my first and only tattoo like ten years ago So my mom's and brother's initials and they were like you don't want that light pink color It might fade and I was like that sounds fucking great. Let it fade bitch. What if our family does fucked up shit let it fade Okay, it's like a low commitment tattoo. All I know is that I feel like I've only dyed my hair permanent colors I've never delved into this world of semi permanent because if this is truly Semi-permanent I can do this shit whenever the fuck I want I only watched one person talk about it But that's enough for me because guess who doesn't give a fuck about their hair me bitch And I feel like it's going great. Maybe that's a sign that today's gonna go bad Let's surprise the man when he gets home with a beautiful Sapphire hair and I looked up the swatches of this color online And it looks like a like a navy blue almost and I also don't know how this is gonna work Since I have like part of this was bleached in the past. This is my natural color. There's clearly some red still here I don't know but guess what? It's not a permanent color. It's the semi permanent color That means it's gonna be okay, right? Does this part feel like Doritos? Yeah, it does But you know what it's all part of the journey I'm just gonna see how far I can take this without having a hairdresser touch my hair And yes, I have seen the videos of a hairdresser reacting to me doing my hair and you know what even he thinks they're great I have great technique. I'm a born natural bitch. This doesn't even require a developer I'm just gonna dump this on my head and if you're one of those people that's too scared to dye your hair Just live vicariously through me. Okay, I'll do anything for my own. Sally beauty also sent me this Guess what this says Coleman gloves? See? It's a thing all you hairdressers out there Cringing at me when I'm just using my gloves to shampoo the color around or whatever. It's a thing Look instead of wearing like a dumpy shirt that I don't care about I just figured I'll wear my favorite shirt so that it forces me to be like more careful. That makes sense, right? Good God, this is dark. We're making a semi commitment right now. Fuck it y'all. Let's go to the dark side But I hope that it like it comes out shiny and pretty because right now my hair almost absorbs light It's the antithesis of shine It looks like if you take a flashlight and like showing it on a Cheeto this sectioning is a pipe dream All right, are you ready? If this is going well, which it already is maybe I throw some of this in my fucking eyebrows When I shaved them, I feel like they grow back within the month But when I bleached my eyebrows, they are still Oh, I'm making it worse. They are still so bleached Listen to that Doesn't that sound like hair care at its finest. Oh, bitch. I look like a superhero. I've made myself a nice hot mess here Oh god, I'm just making this worse and worse. I think this is the darkest my hair has ever been I was serious about that youtuber thing I feel like now I am only gonna refer to myself as a youtuber. You guys slept on that word. You didn't think of it It's not my brand guys. I'm a few tubers. See look. I feel like the black shirt was a great plan I should have sectioned my hair. Why do I do this to me? Look at all this blonde in here This color is pretty natural. Look in my eyes. Tell me this color as that very you know all the blue and moss This sounds like when you stir a bowl of macaroni Can you hear my hair just dying watch I go to just like shower and all my hair just falls Oh, I don't know how long this stays on for we'll do like 40 minutes I feel like that's a good measure of time, right? Like every hair color is like 40 minutes Yeah, I think that's right Like you know how you sometimes when you go to a salon and you sit under like a hairdryer What if you just do this enough and it's like the friction creates the heat and it does the same thing I feel like it's making my light skin look nice Then I don't have to feel so bad about being a person that literally never goes outside Cuz now I have a hair color that complements that like last year. I was so vitamin D deficient I got prescribed a vitamin D pill that I only had to take once a week all you people that joke about not going outside Not getting enough sun try me bitch put five dollars. So like two things is like ten dollars This is definitely ten dollars worth of fun. Are you kidding me? Let me show you really quick So yes the outside of my brow is shaved. I like to shave them sometimes, you know this by now Oh, how did this happen? Why do we even bother wearing clothes? Whatever? So usually I feel like people would be like take a clean spoolie and like do it and leave it on there for like two seconds Okay, yeah, I'll take a spoolie that's on the other side of a brow pencil and I'm just gonna brush it in there I feel like it's looking better already. See how bleached that is still how long ago is that? Like if we're just gonna run to the grocery store real quick. I'm like hold on. Let me pencil in my brows I don't want to scare any children Fuck with me. I'm a blue knit. I'm excited to see just how semi-permanent this is tell me I'm wrong here But this doesn't look like the kind of color that's just gonna wash out real quick You know what I'm saying? It's definitely like a subtle change like not dramatic not drastic at all It's just like a nice subtle winter change. I mean forget about a towel for my shoulders. What the fuck? I am second-guessing my method. Look at all these spot-type mess Yeah, but like scalp coverage 10 out of 10. I'm just kidding. You're not supposed to dye your scalp I'm gonna try taking my brows off. I mean didn't really work. Maybe I should leave it on a little longer. Give me your honest opinion What do you think? Guess I'll let these sit a little longer. Look at my ear Hell yeah, like after I take off my brows I'm gonna rinse out my hair and see how we did just a nice subtle Blue eyebrow never hurt anybody. I didn't just want this color on my hair I wanted it all over my face and body and neck. I'm going to go rinse out my hair. I'm very excited Let's do it. Okay. I feel like there's still a lot of color in it Semi-permanent is kind of the jam right now I can definitely see where it like didn't really take in my roots, which is fine really doesn't feel that bad Feels kind of fine. It also doesn't burn anywhere like this is kind of fucking red Right, I'm gonna dry my hair and then we can just do a nice little cut, you know professional little cut I don't know what I'm gonna do yet But we'll see what the color looks like and then figure it out So I'm just gonna do some nice hot heat on it to keep it healthy, you know. Oh My god This is amazing. It feels great. The color is great Especially like on this side and like down here, but like over here I definitely have this like I dyed my hair by myself at home alone And you know, there's like a little red in there still like there's some there's some weird shit going on in there But overall bitch, I like it a lot. It's dark. It's fun I look like a superhero. It's time to cut if there's anything that I learned from the last time I cut my bangs It's like don't even bother with all this extra shit all this parting shit like just fucking get in there and do it When I was a young boy my father Don't mean to the city. Oh Shit and we're done should I like tie a string around this and hang it on my Christmas tree Oh, do people like razor cut their hair? What if I got my razor and did it? It's gonna get all the benefits of this shea butter and stuff back to the scissors it is little twisty little choppy Oh hell yeah, I'm looking like a fly ass blue mop bitch Like I feel like I've just been chopping like this for so long and they're still not looking regular I'm Edward fucking scissor hand there like a nice blunt Side bang. Oh, no, see how it's like longer in the front than it gets shorter Hmm. I have to work on that. Should I just go full bang? Should I do it type in the comments now? My worry is that if I go like full bang that it's just gonna be way too much fun We'll do a ton of this so that it comes out looking regular get fuck Like I'm trying to do the most efficient thing, you know, and the most efficient thing is just cutting them straight across Why do I have to do all this? Oh girl? Look at that look like my mom in like 1960 bitch I promise you you do not have to be concerned about me. Okay. I'm in a good place in life Just cuz I now have little mini bangs does not mean that I'm out of control. Oh look at a bitch I am an anime character. Let's keep going. Will you guys give me like an anime name? I'm trying to get to the point in life where someday when my kids see pictures and videos of me They're like, who the fuck is that? That's what the fuck I'm talking about So I think Julian's about to be home in like 10 or so minutes So I'm just gonna like keep back act like nothing happened Everything's normal. Welcome home. Does this look natural? You I was gonna say you look like your hands are blue. You do you look like a cosplayer. Yeah, I think now There's something to show you though Yeah, this might be one of my favorite looks really yeah, because it's so different than anything you've done, right? Yeah, it's like really dark and it's like the way you're wearing it. It's like very cute It's pink to speech with some bang speech. It's it's not permanent color. It's only semi-permanent. So I might not I Don't really know It sounds less permanent though You think did it No, it's not it's I really made sure to not make the same mistake as the red it's not everywhere There's not hair everywhere. Oh, you can believe me. I talked to the phone while you were already blue-haired Oh Fucking cute semi-permanent. So that's like I don't know what that means. I don't know either but like There's no semi Your hair is either died or it's regular. It says semi-permanent. I feel like this is low commitment. No, it's that's that's an excuse You're an aid word to yourself It's really cool makes me one of the diner It's like I've I've really always loved like Do you see how it's like not super dry and damaged because it's not an ammonia like permanent color So I didn't like destroy my hair. I like it's not gonna fall out of my head This is all still like pretty much my natural color. It looks like shiny and healthy and smells good Which is the change for me. It doesn't smell like burnt hair. It smells really good. That's it. My all likes it Such a big fan of it Kermit great. Make sure you subscribe to my channel and put on a piece of Wednesday slash Thursday Yeah, just give me a score out of ten be as brutal as you want, bitch. I don't give a fuck look at my hair It's great. You have you had a ten out of ten, but then your hands are blue So that's an automatic point deduction. I will also look for real I will really actually keep you updated about what semi-permanent actually means. We're gonna do some research We'll be back. We'll find out. All right. Let's see you guys next week. Bye Let me see your neck. Oh