 I love the premise of the show Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit Oh, we go where we not supposed to go baby Yep, shawlamain the guy Andrew show we are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness waxes hair trampolactus Herman, how was everybody's week? It was good. It was good. What'd you do? What'd you do anything good? Shit, you probably feel crazy not being on the road I was in AC Atlantic City. Yeah, we had shows in AC shots at AC, but yo, let's just get into it I got love for Atlantic City. I've learned to love in Atlantic City. Why what happened? I mean, I'm always there for cheerleading competition So yeah, you're super dad now, huh? Cheer dad baby. I was in Orlando all last week another city I've grown to love even though I've always liked Orlando because that's where my aunt is from and You know, I didn't get to see her this week, but it's like I like Orlando's cool. Yeah, that was fire go down there He went to Universal Studios They got a licking in Orlando a couple of them ate at both of them You know got a nice little resort. I like to stay on weed on there. You had a good time, man So you're good to go. Are you seeing that guy? You remember what happened with me in AC? What happened in AC? Come on man, you forgot. I did what happened. I was throwing up like crazy. I ate that. Well, half well done After you were showing off. No, I wasn't showing off a girl. I had no half well Ordering shit like caviar, sushi. No, I wasn't. He was like, yo, he was like, y'all want to stay on filet mignon How you want it? I want it rare. Yeah, I did the bullshit cuz somebody at the table telling me Just takes well done. You should have it Yeah, rare. He was like rare. I'm eating this steak and it tastes like literally tastes like socks Next to God, no, I'm like Run all the way to the bathroom. He told people that I'm playing around He told me he was sick, right? So I already told our girls that I'm gonna tell you something waxed at this move He liked to do He's gonna want somebody to take care y'all ignore him. Don't pay him. No attention He gon he gon really over this best if y'all don't pay him. No attention First he says he's sick. They don't ignore they ignore it. It's like, oh shit. He right we driving on the way back So he jumps out the car, I told her other to see it's got he's really throwing up Y'all ain't paying him. No attention. So he's really losing it right now. He's trying to go all out Oh All right, what you want to get into shows yo, it's musker or amber hurry bro Elon Musk man. Let's start there Elon Musk bought Twitter 44 billion. I'm gonna be honest with you I see this has people in uproar people are outraged. They're up in arms. I Don't give a fuck. You know what I mean and the reason I don't give a fuck is because it's a billionaire billionaireing Yes, what am I supposed to think about this? They act like this the end of the world like what is going? What am I missing? Am I missing something? No, they're just upset because they're gonna be upset That's just what they do and they need outrage shit so they can get tweets, etc I mean like of course fucking Sean King found a way to turn it into white supremacy Donald Trump Jr. Said the funny shit this morning I guess they I guess they had a rumor that Sean King had deleted his Twitter said worth 44 billy said it's worth the 40 Then I this is worth 40 for doing Well, I want to know it was funny man. Why does Sean King? Why does Sean King not want an African-American owned business? Why would he do so? What did I mean they was like Elon Musk is really black. No, he's an African-american How how does this happen? He's from Africa and now he's an American. Oh Okay, you know African-American. Let me rewatch. I mean to me you're black. You're a you're a black American I'm a white American Okay. Yeah, you know what I thought it was yeah, like I don't like I'm not a European-American like yeah, yeah, like you're you're you're an American. I'm an American you're black I'm white. Yeah, here. You know great this South Africa, right? Am I trippin? He's from South Africa That's a real African-American. Not like you fake asses African-American, I'm black American. You're just you're just American, bro You're American Anybody by the way, I'll be out for your ass. You're also black, but you're American. Nobody asked what color you are in a country They just go what where where where you from? What are you? Yeah, we're American, bro. Where you're Caribbean That's what I'm saying. It's like Caribbean's who Caribbean's be like I'm Caribbean. I'm not black. I'm not I'm Jamaican I'm Jamaican. I'm Haitian. They don't go I'm black Jamaican, but I'm really black. We're hitting that stupid to say I'm black Say again, I'm black though. Yeah, but we don't say like for example, like if I was born and raised It's like Elon Musk is born and raised in South Africa. He doesn't go. I'm white South African He's what we know. We can see you. Yeah. Yeah. Why you got to say what color you are. We know I'm just using my description, but that's because America created this cast That like we all get on board with it's just stupid. Yeah America created this cast system And that's why we refer to ourselves as black white whatever but Sean King said at its root Elon Musk wanting to purchase Twitter is not about left versus right. It's about white power The man was raised in apartheid by a white nationalist He's upset that Twitter won't allow white nationalist to target harass people. That's his definition of free speech I don't know that okay. Yeah, how do you know that that's his definition of free speech? Did you ask what I want to know? Yeah, that by the way, that's what I want to know What is free speech to Elon Musk? Sean King just be saying shit with his cracker ass Sean King yes, he's white. I think he's black, bro. If you even got to say you think You know If you go far back enough we all African, but that's a honky, bro Tell me that's not a honky Right like the haircut like something about the forehead make him. Oh, yeah, he would like to We need We're outnumbered now, I would love that Come on that would be a dream come fucking show my come on. Oh my god, dude I'll tell you this shot regardless. What do I come dressed up as? Cuz I'm going all in just fucking fucking a man is do I just walk in there as helmets You refer to me as helmets today Oh, tell me why Sean King is so funny to comedians. Tell me why he's so funny And he really you know, he exposed something fucked up about America and if we're gonna be serious about it the serious thing is he exposed something fucked up about America is that like You know racism is so real and messed up that even a guy who's pretending to be black and fighting for black people's rights Like black people are still like well fucking finally somebody say some shit about what's happening us like and then you then we look past the fact that He's clearly a white guy The crazy part is Sean King gets a lot of slander meaning that I don't know who his Cheerleaders are if that makes sense if I'm saying that audience Like you don't know who his supporters are like by the way, he he shows up, you know He he raised his money. He brings awareness to things, but it seems like he's always getting slander Yeah, like always from everybody not just the right The people on the left too like it's like they really be coming for Sean King and I just enjoy the nicknames I think the next thing what's your favorite talcum X talcum X talcum X talcum X is fine Dude it was we had we had 12 or 15 or something like that when we did one of those pieces Oh, he like a leader to the black lives or something. I don't know this night. He called him a black lives matter activist, but Let's stay on course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shots of Sean King. You're the fucking goat, dude Why is yo Sean? You're the motherfucking goat. Yeah, you are the goat. He's black his forehead Do you think that he's black for his forehead that one the picture of the glasses? Yes, he says he's black. What are y'all talking about? Taylor just asked is Sean King ever said he's black The question is have you ever said he's white? No, he's black. We say that he's white white people we claim You are clean. Well, yeah, he's ours He is ours that is ours right there. That's our guy and nobody's gonna slander them anymore I'm sick and tired of people slandering Sean King. That's a good white man right there. No, look at it Look how he holds his honky hands. Oh, you see that right there? What is this right here like what is he even holding cracker-ass cracker? Oh One day Sean gonna come with some jokes man somebody got a right Sean some jokes. Yeah, yeah, really write him some jokes That that would be dope though to do a roast to Sean King because then you could celebrate all of the good that he's done Yeah, but didn't make fun of Just him I mean, yeah every day that Twitter is the roast of Sean King. It is by the way Damn by the way it is. I know tell me explain to me seriously Yes, why are people in the uproar about Elon Musk buying Twitter? Just don't know. They just don't know the people are just upset because the outrage fuels the internet and it fuels their websites And it fuels their articles and it fuels their clicks, etc So I think that's where that's what he's doing that but the interesting thing about him buying social media Yeah, and why it's worth 44 billion is like if you're a billionaire you need a news outlet to protect you, right? Like Jeff Bezos is the Washington Post. He doesn't have that because he's a big fan of the articles They produce he has that because he needs something to run interference and protect him bad investment, though It depends if you care about it profiting Maybe it's a bad investment But if you care about it putting out propaganda to protect you and make you look like a good person and control narratives And it's a brilliant investment Social media like what newspaper really trust now? Oh, oh, Charlemagne. I'm sorry say that one more time You could do that with social media. Oh, you can do what but even you know, no, no, no, no You can do that with social media So the new way a billionaire if you're a smart billionaire you won't buy a newspaper you buy Social media social media. That's why I buy Twitter exactly or listen But why and I read that say why you're Elon Musk. You already got 83 million followers I'll tell you why and you can just you can pay for campaigns. I'll tell you why because He needs to be able to control his narrative and he can't truly do that if he's being throttled on Twitter Yeah, so if Twitter and the board start going well This guy is too much power and he's saying that the vaccines don't work or he's criticizing the COVID They could shut down his account. They could block him He doesn't have the true control of his narrative like Jeff Bezos goes, you know Right up right a article that says honest shit and I'm way better than Elon and Elon's dangerous He can criticize his adversaries like he's been doing with Bill Gates and all these other people himself and nobody can stop him Right now, I don't think this is all altruism. I think I think Elon's a really good guy It is amazing He's trying to solve problems that are gonna help humanity But I also think that there's a form of control so he can continue to solve problems as he see fits and nobody can interfere It's genius. I don't think you're wrong at all But when you're Elon Musk and you're the richest man in the world people always gonna pay attention to you It's just like Donald Trump, right? They take Donald Trump off Twitter, but they said now his content goes even more viral No, it doesn't go more viral. He doesn't affect the news the way he did already He don't affect the news the way he did because he's not president no more But there was an article that came out that said his supporters take what he says and spread it more on Twitter and everything else now He's not on It's but by the way him be him being president is the equivalent of somebody like Elon must be in that rich Because that was his source of power. That was his first script You got to pay attention to the president people say shit like, oh, you know, you got a mute Donald Trump He's the fucking president. Yeah, you could you couldn't ignore him. Yeah, it's the same thing with Elon Elon can make a statement anywhere and if it's I don't know Fire enough it'll go it'll spray. Yeah. Yeah, you need Twitter You don't need it But it it establishes more control and it stops other entities from being able to silence you And if you are that rich and you're doing things that are that impactful globally You need to create some protection and some barriers. Yeah, you just need to it is what it is It's like, I don't know if you can I mean I get what you're saying I just don't know if that's possible in 2022 I think it is when you own the platform But what about all other platforms motherfuckers and Twitter not even a top 15 social media It's not about whether it's top 15 or not as impact it has impact is it is where the news is like That's where I get my news and that's where Washington Post posted news. That's what a Times posted news That's where everybody posts a new so if you look at where news comes out, right? And where things begin to trend right and I'm not talking about stupid dance moves I'm talking about like is a war happening 70% of all breaking news is on Twitter. Exactly. So don't buy the New York Times buy the place the New York Times Breaks the news which is on Twitter. No one goes to the New York Times website They go to Twitter. They see article then they go to New York Times website So he's like, fuck it. I'll just own that thing and I don't even need to control the news that comes out I'll just be able to say whatever I want and because I own it motherfuckers talk about me. We were listening to jack dorsi guy Right the guy who owned it before Why why are we listening to him? Why don't we care what he says he's rich and he owns what because he owns Twitter well now this guy we gave a fuck about Tom and Tom never even spoke We don't even know if Tom was a real person Shouts of Tom from my space Shouts of Tom That's what I'm saying What about Siri? Huh? Siri What happened with cereal? I used to like that podcast That shit was big Zero's amazing Zero's fire Anyway, so that's why I think he's doing it. I think it's a brilliant fucking move and I mean, it's not not brilliant I mean, shit if you can buy Twitter buy Twitter But I just don't understand why everybody's acting like this gonna be the end of the fucking world because I don't even Elon Musk is not even able to control Twitter Like you just cannot there's nobody that can control Twitter. Yeah, you can believe that you can delete accounts You can put people in Twitter jail, but you can't control that shit I like I like one thing that he's trying to do is he's trying to verify every person. Yes, they make sure they're humans Yes, and I think that's great because it's like all these bots are what create these stories and create all this outrage Is what has fucking russia and all these other countries trying to interfere with not only our elections But I like just discourse in general like you're making it look you're putting gas on a plane When it's like if you can track every single Twitter account back to one person Yes, and verify them. You saw the shit what amber heard. I mean, I knew this before amber heard just because what happened people have actually done this to me, but Uh, all of this the stuff that was that was going out negative about Johnny Depp There was like 11% of that shit was like 11% of the pro Amber heard tweets were box. So they were basically that up Taylor So they were basically paying for yes their campaign anti Johnny Depp shit You can do that on twitter. You can do that on twitter and youtube for sure. Yeah, I don't know about it I don't know about everybody else, but on twitter and youtube. You can do it for sure Put amber heard 11% Yeah, that's like these are real campaigns and the funny part is I don't know why people just don't do the opposite You got to go to all Taylor. I don't know why people just don't do the opposite. Uh Yeah Right there majority of fake twitter accounts Support amber heard not johnny depp new research. Yeah, of course By the way, this is it's a very smart thing to do until you get found out exactly, you know, like this chick stays lying, bro This is a liar, bro Literally a liar, bro. Yeah, and nobody cares Isn't it but now I feel like now people are starting to turn on her ass. There's a thing where she even says She's they're all recording everything. She says she goes no one's going to believe you. You're a man That's the true sign is crazy It's just like black china and um the rob car dashing case when black china It was like, yo, uh, I was I was just playing when I pulled the gun on rob I was just playing when I was playing Amber heard said the same shit. She goes, I didn't punch you. I hit you He's like, what are you talking about like and that went over to everybody's head. No, no, no people are starting to realize that she's a witch But what are they gonna do about it? Men can't do that is what I'm saying and listen, we all know that double standards exist But that is the reason why there's so much chaos where there's a lack of consistency There will be chaos. Yeah, we need consistency all across where there's no accountability for these bullshit accusations That's what I'm saying. She didn't be punished for this shit. And there's nothing That's what I mean when I say, you know, I don't know what it means for people not to agree Also to clarify. He's not perfect either. Like the dude was a drug addict He's he's an alcoholic. Like he's probably done foul shit. Like it's fair to say they were both abusive to each other They're both abusive to it. So he's not he let's not act like he's some innocent motherfucker But like she's acting like she's completely innocent. She put crazy lies on his dude was super foul to him And destroyed his fucking career. Like she didn't have no career This motherfucker was one of the biggest superstars in history And done so damn are we showing Johnny Depp not african? The way he getting done by this white woman. Have we checked out his goddamn genealogy? You know what I mean? But that is the truth though is just like, yo, that shit is crazy that right that case right there The black china case the funniest thing about the black china case is the Kardashian was accusing her of being abusive Rob told the story about how she pulled a gun on him. She choked him with a court and she says I was just doing it in fun Can you imagine just imagine any man Black, white, Puerto Rican, Asian, any man saying that about a woman Oh, I just pulled the gun on her for fun. Oh, I just choked out with a Phone cord for fun. You know, it's so crazy Even as you tell me that she said that I'm like, maybe she was goofing around We had that the benefit of the doubt we always give them the benefit Don't get no benefit I was like, yo, maybe he's into that He showed up late to her fucking birthday party. She took a fat shit in his bed. I fuck with that. I fuck with that I fuck with that. Don't be late with my birthday party. I don't do that. No, you can't be late to my birthday party. You my husband You shit the bed by not showing up, I'ma shit the bed for real for real. I respect it Yeah, yeah, exactly. I respect that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You don't respect that Son, I love it. I love it Your wife don't show up to your birthday party. What do you do? Say what? Your wife don't show up to your birthday party. What do you do? Shit Exactly, in the bed Enjoying myself Oh, you're not coming back? Change your plans, fellas You gotta put it in the bed like under or put it in the pillowcase in there and never find it Yeah, you're mister hide the shit. She ain't even hide the shit You can't do that because they're gonna find it. It's not no funny if they find it Nah, she's a crazy girl. That girl's absolutely she's out of her mind. You know what's so wild about that though? They I've only seen bits and pieces But it seems like they both were very abusive to each other. How long was this going on? I don't know, but I don't know, bro But you know what it is And when you hear all of the shit that they did to each other Shit in the bed putting out cigarettes on each other. Yeah, what was the straw that broke the cam was back What made them say enough already when they took away pirates in the caribbean? I think if his career is never affected He lost a piece of his finger But I couldn't tell whether she chopped it off or he did there's rumors from everybody You don't know what either of these motherfuckers. They both lying their asses off But still it's like you just chop a piece of your finger Apparently she threw a bottle at him which chopped it off or maybe he did it They don't even know the point is they're both lunatics both of them But um, it's just crazy to see like lies on this level like this girl is This girl's the next level. She wrote an op-ed about him. That's the crate like it's not like it's not like he was out here starting it She wrote the op-ed. She said all these crazy things You know why because she knows that whoever is the first person with the narrative usually wins Well, and that's and that's true She destroyed his career. It's over. But and and now johnny got all of this other stuff to go back and get an amber This is what I wish would happen I wish that nobody would make any would jump to any conclusions until all of this stuff really plays out in court Because if they would have just waited and let johnny depp and amber heard play out in court Then they can make a real rational decision on what to do with this person's career Now do you put things on hold cool? But just to like fuck them get rid of this get rid of that cancel this cancel that that's not that's not what's up Let's just play out in court. I feel the same way about the torii and megan thing The sad thing about the torii and megan situation is it is playing out in the court of public opinion first yo And everybody is running with what they hear people stay on social media It's really what they feel here's the thing about this shit and and megan needs to learn this is very important You lie once Everything's everything's a lie especially in court. You lie once I know somebody who got off a murder for that 100% because he said that and the paperwork is said he smacked them, but Um, he really punched it when other paperwork say he punched it. He got off just like that Yeah, when you you lie one that man right there You lie once I look like no Al was in jail in sweden and the guy said that he punt that Al punched him 14 times And it was 13 Son it could have been that it could have been no, no, no, no, I remember I remember and when I was on the stand And I was like, man, I wish I could see that Son it hit me it hit me on the stand. He said I said how many times he goes. He goes. Hold on. You represented Yes, I'm amazing. Oh, you are the greatest friend ever I'm Sean King. I thought you just spoke At the hearing you represented He didn't represent The lawyer was trash. I represented you I did How about saying lawyer you Lawyer you know what I said I was out here. I got up on the stand. I said I said sit down fam Sit your ass down little boy and you went crazy The dude said this I said the guy was like, yeah, they were talking to their little goofy ass accents So He had claimed that uh, he had claimed that uh, they hit him 14 times. I go, excuse me miss I was like, are you sure you have your numbers right to the lawyer? She says yes I was like explain to me how Alex could have hit him 14 times while he's running away from the man and you have it on video Let's just count it out what I start doing the middle court. What I start doing the middle court No, no, what I start doing is like, how do you do this? One two three Hey If he did not hit you must have quit And one a hit. Oh you must have quit 14 times. That's why he fucked up. I'm looking at that little police officer, bitch I was like, oh you you got extra here. You said 14, didn't you? Oh, you're in trouble. He's off. He's off. He's off Kept his black ass in jail for 30 more days God But you're gonna do his time for him Okay, but the crazy oh, I'm sorry. Sorry about the megan thing is So megan's in that gale king interview saying that she did not have sexual relations with tori Now, I don't know their relationship said it though. That's the only reason why I said maybe it could have happened Somebody said there might be a song or she was just talking about it. Oh, yeah When she asked that she was like She had a freestyle at coachella. Yeah, but we don't know if that was about tori Come on. No, but she when she asked that she was like, okay. Okay. Okay. Look. Look. That's fair. That's fair Hey, I thought it was about somebody else But I'm gonna shut up. Hey, hey, maybe she did it and that's fair Maybe she did and that's cool. You keep saying that that's awesome But if they did And he got proof and either him or his friends or other people say, you know, they were hooking up for a minute blah blah blah Well, then why'd she say they didn't have sexual relations? She bill clinton all of a sudden Kelsey said what You're not on mic Here's the thing though. All I'm trying to say is if sorry go go. Here's the thing about the era that we live in We truly believe what we want to believe. That's all of this We don't know if megan the thionatory lady never had sex. Yeah, we have no I don't know. I don't know whatsoever. So if she says no, I ain't got no reason. I believe her I believe her. Hey, if she says no, I believe her. Here's the thing But if it comes out that they did have sexual relations Everything's a lie. I think what happened was if they had sexual relations, it was just her him going down on her Yep. That's sexual relations This is the era we live in. That's how Twitter works right there. That is I think he just hit her out now. I was like, you know what I heard I heard that he just hit her out That's the whole thing. Where'd that even come from? But that's not even an opinion. I'm just That's unnecessary speculation. Yeah, I like I would something like this. She said no, it's no. That's that's how I feel I believe it when I'm saying is if What the fuck this got to do with the case though, right? That's my point. No Like a business girl hit your girl hit your girl. Why she's snooping you probably trying to see if like he No, I think she she's in love. Yeah. Gail asked in context is gail was saying that because that's what Tori said Tori said they had a sexual relationship. So Al you brought that up about lying on your dick. Remember so It's either she's lying or Tori's lying on his dick. That's corny. What this got to do with the case though I'm saying just shows somebody's lying But if you know what I thought I thought I thought I thought y'all talk about the thing Well, she said talk about stepping on the glass. No, no, no, I'm so she said she I saw that but but but real quick. I just want to keep it equal for both sides if it comes out that Tori didn't hook up with her and he said he did. Wow, bro Hey, you lied about that You lied by everything that's you got to be very careful. Come on, man. Yo, you have to be truthful with these things, bro Andrew is absolutely right You're not a mic. Andrew is absolutely right. When you tell when you tell one lie, I question everything Ever said too, there we go But what about the evidence of the bullet fragments and all that shit? The what are you doing denying that she got shot? No one's saying the bullet fragments didn't end up in her foot No, no, what we're talking about is you hear what he said though. He said that if That means everything he said was a lie including him saying he didn't shoot her What I'm saying is if he lied about hooking up with her then he could lie about about not shooting shooter. Exactly We're making your argument. No, okay. I thought you were talking about with No, no, it's okay. Same thing will hurt too. But but in exactly that's what I'm saying is is one lie Yeah, you have sex. Let me he issues. You know what? I always be very careful with your accusations You get caught in one. Yes. I just wish that they all cared more about the court of law than the court of public opinion To everything both of them both parties are trying to prove shit to these fucking crazy motherfuckers on social media That don't know what's going on And I know that takes a level of patience and I even said yesterday I said man, you know when you watch when you watched her on gale king. She she had a level of Defensiveness, but it's like it's almost impossible not to yeah, right? Like if you're if you're making that kind of accusation against somebody You're saying you're this person who shot me and everybody in the world is saying you're lying How could you not be defensive? You know what I'm saying? Like how could you not be so it's like I understand that um, but I just wish that they cared more about The court of law than the court of public opinion let things play out in court All the facts of the case will come out All the evidence will come out every statement that's been made will come out every piece of evidence will come out Just let shit play out. That's all you got to do sometime because right now they got they've been doing this Shit for two years. Yep, we're just bored. We need shit to react. That's exactly what it is Same thing with the amber herds like come on now like even with their musicians though So it's like they're musicians if they're stock in popularity declines people are less likely to listen to their music Or gimmicks maybe But why would they stock in popular? Why would their popularity decline? Well, because you don't I mean Doris would because that's what you've been accused of. I get it You know me I just wish things would play out in the court of law for us because What's gonna happen is like you look at stuff like her like her medical reports are being released Or you see text messages from the friend. Well, let's text messages saying hey help, you know Tory shot me whatever whatever like whatever is out there That's factual evidence that police are using It's going to be used in the court of law Those are things that general public don't know anything about that So what's gonna happen is when the general public if if there's things that start to Counter what Megan said counter what Tory said they're gonna lose all that credibility anyway But they could have just they could have just been quiet Like none of this had to play out the way it has everybody has chosen sides in this shit for what? Yeah, what's the reason? Yeah, Tory had to He had to he was in survival mode time like hey, man If I know I'm innocent of some shit and that all the evidence shows it I'll let shit play out. Let everybody have a day man. Let everybody have a day on twitter talk that shit Yell at me cancel me screaming me fuck me this and that when the facts come out now What because guess what's gonna happen if the facts do come out and it says otherwise ain't nobody gonna apologize Oh, because he was out here while ain't nobody gonna say yo, you was right No, ain't none of that's going. None of that's gonna happen. Do you think he do you think he was fighting to like Keep sponsorships to keep shows alive. Oh that's going anywhere. You know how these corporations do All that's going anyway. I thought he's done some shows and shit. Well, that's the music is a little different because Well, I don't know. I don't know if he's done any show I'm just saying like it would be it would be like a two-year or three-year hiatus That you're waiting and you got to pay legal fees for two three years while you're not working No sponsors nothing. It's like you could go broke and not be able to even defend yourself if you're not working Yeah This is why she said somebody asked her why did she do the interview with gal? What was that tweet say says crazy how may gets to speak see I hate stuff like this crazy how may gets to speak on Whomever platform our song about the situation with tori are scroll down, but tori are With tori are he goes to jail being it's still an open invest investigation The only reason she's talking is because tori was talking If you go back to the list of brilliant is a few weeks ago. I said this was gonna happen I said she's gonna do a major interview because because tori keeps talking I said this was gonna happen. I said this was gonna happen. Yeah Yeah, so mangan says so a man now she got to control her narrative. You're saying that's right Because tori got too much positivity. So she's like hold up. Hold up. Hold up. That's right That's right That's right. So a man can shoot me chop up horse legs and music videos that taught me pay blogs to spread false information From what's happening in court record studio albums and make diss tracks, but when I talk to gal king That's the last straw. Fuck y'all Don't be listen. She's right. Everybody could have just been being quiet waiting to see what happens the only reason this shit is still a story is because Everybody keeps talking about You know what I'm saying? It was two years ago A taylor's home raising her hand They throwing flame on the fire. That's all I feel like in the do you watch the whole thing the gal king Either they cut it out or they're dismissing One part of it like what happened with her and kelsey like what I was just saying to put things together She's not talking about kelsey. Why are they not friends no more or anything else? I feel like that will put together. Oh because the word on the street was that tori was Both when she did talk she talked about her friend in the interview What she say I thought I thought she said tori offered him money not because he Gail asked her straight up. Why are y'all not friends no more if I'm not mistaken I'm not in that interview 100% Let me see. Well, why is that not making leeway either? That should have been because it don't matter Why does it why does it matter? What the argument was about everything else like that, I don't think none of that matters The only thing they're trying to prove in the court of law is who shot megan distally That's it. And they're gonna they're gonna try to figure out probable cause They don't who did it in probable cause That's it That's it like nothing more. Nothing less. Why her friend not why they're not friends no more It's like she's she's trying to she's trying to cover up something. Was she not holding her back They even talked about the friend was the one that that was one of the major parts of the interview They said the friend is the one who text Megan security and said help tori just shot me Why? They can't hit you though That's my big sis. So how the hell is she your big sis? He's taller than me You're older than her By a lot Megan was like in seventh grade when you was a freshman in college. No, no, no, you're gonna stop acting young By the way, let's talk about this for a second. She Taylor don't like the fact that she's old auntie tt. She hates the fact she's 31 What are you talking about? I'm not old Megan is 27 years old You were a senior when she was in eighth grade What high school you be 31 this year Taylor you're four years older than her Yes, you the world you know what she said to me earlier. She was like I was at babyface concert and she was like You would have thought I was an auntie Oh Technically yes, I am ain't no technically Don't do that In the black culture. I'm not in that. Oh, I know Are you somebody? But when we say, I know stop what do they call you? What do you what do you need the nephew call you Taylor? They call me Taylor. Do you race them at the cookouts? Shut up. You auntie I can't believe you call Megan the tech Megan the style of your big sister. I'm just saying like like You were an uncle at 40, right? So let me at least get to 40 call me. No, I was an uncle before that But here's the thing you said Megan the style you was your big sister Four years younger than you She my big sister Was there a point you were gonna make exactly That is what I just needed to get to there was no reason for Taylor to be over there at all No, you did not Just pulling at things for no reason All right, I just wish more of the stories I just wish Megan and Tori would play out in a court of law and not the court of public opinion because once all the evidence and stuff comes out Then people can make real Decisions about what happened. No, isn't that like some satellite fucking tea like Say again, okay, that's it started. Oh Yeah, I'm sure they got a bunch of shit You have to Should have got enough we gonna see I mean there is some people might say Tori's lawyers are like look If you did this you need to do everything in your power To sway the court of public opinion before your trial so we can either get a mist trial Or you can have the um, you know, the people be on your side going into it because you're fucked once the evidence comes out Yeah, I don't I'm gonna be I don't They either need to do one or two things when it comes to certain cases now And I know they can't do it because you just the system is the way it's set up They can't wait two years for certain cases no more Sometimes when things like this happen, that's you got to happen immediately. And the reason they got to happen immediately is because People formulate opinions over two years. How can you be a jury in this case? Well, that's we we've almost like reached like the limits I don't want to say a limit to the justice system But you know the idea is like you can have a jury of your peers that aren't familiar with you Impossible now there and now with the social media You can't really have that. It's like my peers gonna know who I am Especially if you somebody's famous is Tori or Megan. Absolutely. Yeah, you don't think somebody getting paid off this This thing going out this long. What do you mean? Because you know, look at oj case I'm sure a whole lot a whole lot of people is getting paid. That's Lawyers are making the lawyers Both sides of the lawyer. It's like, yeah, let's stress this shit out. I'm getting 500 Lawyers definitely I don't know man. This shit is just silly I just wish that they would get to these cases faster because I don't see how you can be a Juror that's objective in a situation like this. I I'll say this though If I make this down and and I did get shot by Tori. I'm tight Yeah Nobody believe me like the fuck Really why though, did she like one time about something got to be something But why do we feel like we always got a rush to have an opinion about these things? Because you know us, bro. We got to be horse Yeah You know why the sports is too fun neat. Is that the word would it finite finite finite. Is that mean final? Yeah, fine. Yeah. Yeah, just that final. I don't know why I try to be fine. Yeah finite final It's too final like we know what it is. There's an answer. It's no dispute in there. That's right That's right. That's right. That's right. It is what it is. I even I told y'all the net was going to lose to the Celtics I thought it would be in five I thought it was going to get one. Yeah, at least one. I thought they would get one but nope Here comes the brooms. Yo comes the brooms Here comes the brooms Whatever DMX was for saying and belly like that shit fucking I know what you're talking about I thought it here comes the boom I thought that was what you were doing But that's why you kind of low key got to give it up for guys like Stephen A Smith who are making drama around Final or finite situations. You know what I mean? Like these political commentators You just talking shit all day about things that aren't finite. Oh, is it right to be on the left? There's a right to be on the right who the fuck cares these politics are better These are not Stephen A Smith got a look at a game that's already decided and then find a way to talk some shit about it Yeah, that's hard Bro, I guess the only thing I You know, well, you know what guys like Stephen A Smith do and which is I mean, it's fascinating because we do it with everything They just go at athletes for their personality You know what I'm saying? It's not just about their game like this whole what Jamie Foxx got mad at Stephen A Smith full It was rooted in sports, but really Stephen A has questioned in this man's character You know what I'm saying? Let's hear you haven't heard this. No, oh Stephen was off. Oh, he went off. Yeah. Oh, that she was great on Monday This was Monday. This was after game three. This wasn't even game four Nobody is worse than Ben Simmons Ben Simmons might also be the weakest most pathetic Excuse for professional athlete we have ever seen in not just American history But the history of sport I can't I can't think of a professional athlete that has come across more pathetic than this man hand That's all that's all attack on character by the way. Yeah, but like kind of justified. No Um, I can't say it's kind of justified because I don't know what his issue is You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's right. He's actually dealing with some some mental health issues Like this clearly clearly something's not right. His back, whatever it is. That was the other funny shit Stephen A Smith said did we find out why his back is hurting? Okay, what did he do? Was he getting it in with somebody? He was not playing yesterday. The shit was super entertaining. That's why they pay him $8 million a year But I don't know why they put him to work for that 8 million though, bro 8 million that man has 14 different shows. He likes it though. He enjoyed. Oh, you can tell you can tell It's a thing about Ben Simmons. He I'm sorry to interrupt but you could argue. He's underpaid at 8 million. Oh, yeah I think he's underpaid at 8 million. I can't remember the last person and I've been alive 43 years I don't think and I'm I could I know people might dispute me on this. I don't think espn had a face now Stuart a scott rest god bless the dead People like hannah storm We know all of those people but it was a it was like a group It was like a collab. There you go. John madden was maddened on espn. Oh, man da sports I'm talking about video games guys Yeah, you're mad listen But yes, it was a group of those sports center anchors and now is steven a smith. Yes Yeah, you think espn. You think steven a smith steven a smith is the face of espn Like you look at steven a smith. You think to yourself that is espn. I don't think that they've ever had an anchor That was the face of the network. That's 20 million a year, bro. I'm being dead serious like that's 20 million a year I think he's underpaid at 8 million. He might get money from other things like maybe if he calls Like I don't know if it's all in. Yeah, there's no way it's all in there's nobody There's nobody in the world That we want to hear from in regards to especially basketball more than steven a smith It's not even the sport, but if someone won't show up If there's drama, I want to hear I want to know he Hey everybody I'm gonna show you how kari can't run and score 14 at the same time like he went in like and you wanted to see it Listen Listen, I found it very interesting. I find the whole net situation interesting I never thought the next could win. I said that from the beginning. I just wasn't sure About kd and kari together what you think about him. They've been playing with them. Still no, no Not at all one game. There's nothing ben Simmons would add to that next team and here's the problem with the next team They have no leader There's no leader now. They can't have been a leader. Are you right? I don't like when people say, you know somebody's robbing because people like Robin means like batman and robin right like they said that silly shit about yannis a couple years ago Oh, he's no batman. You know, he's a robin. He needs a batman. Yannis is clearly batman He's the superhero. The reason you can never say that about kevin doran and kari ervin is because They're way stronger than robin ever was. Yeah, both of them have rings, but here's thing They're avengers They might even be the strongest avengers, but they need they might be Thor They might be hulk, but you need a captain america. You need a tony starks to lead They don't have any leaders on the next. Steve nasher. Steve nasher be fired Steve nasher is a terrible basketball coach, but they hired him To just be there because the kari because kari said they didn't really need a coach This shit is crazy. They got two plays on the next two give the ball to kd. That's it Give the ball to kari. They say flat earth and eczema. Those are the two plays they run What? I know the both iso plays You know that you know who the iso plays are for when they yell out those two things It's the truth Those are the two iso plays that they run I would name the defenses after that like if i'm the seltix Every time kd got the eczema Eczema Listen the seltix were a terrible match up for the net because everything the seltix do great the net suck at So it's like teamwork great chemistry. Yeah defense and an amazing coaching and and uh low ego Right. There's superstars are young so they can manage their egos and that's and who's their coach? I don't think kd got an ego I don't think kd got an ego. I think kd is naturally great. He's naturally phenomenal And that term that that name they use for him easy money sniper is real I think that he's a real easy I don't know him personally But he seems like a real easygoing laid-back person But too easygoing and laid-back because he's not gonna check nobody. He needs. He needs a dremon. Yes He needs to be jordan. Yeah, he needs that's It's weird when you talk to somebody the way him and dremon got into it on the bench for whatever reason Somebody got to be getting that kari like that. Well, and that's what lebron did. I mean, yo credit lebron There's a lot of criticism about lebron, but like lebron kept kari in check lebron when lebron Lebron was the best player on the cast Not necessarily the leader when he first started the best player not necessarily the leader developed into went to miami Yeah, why I say d wade was the leader But when lebron went back to cleveland He learned how to lead. Yeah, and he led kari ervin and kevin love and the rest of those cast He led them in a real way They don't have that on that next team. Is he still a flat? They don't have that. Oh kari. Yeah As far as I know, you don't think he's still a flat earth. I changed too. I used to do that. I mean, he got some time now to look it up And i'm gonna tell you something they're not gonna win next year The coach and brooklyn has to change dramatically starting with steven ash got to get the fuck out of it You can't even blame steven ash. It's like I can blame steven ash. He has no place Well, well does he have no play? I mean you're talking about a guy who like All right, so here's the thing. Yeah, this is why I think steven ash is is the wrong coach for them steven ash was the type of player who could take Roll players and then turn them into superstars Like if you played with steven ash, your next contract was the biggest contract you ever got I don't care who the fuck you had to play with him But you had to play with him and so he's a guy who's like i'm a creator I can't wait to distribute and get guys in position to score And kd and kairi are guys who don't even need someone to create for them Until they come into the playoffs and they're playing a very tough defensive team And then you realize that iso one-on-one shit that works during the regular season when it's 82 games and motherfuckers Like i'm not about to bust my achilles. That's right. Now playoffs is like, yo, the achilles is done. I don't care I don't care right now. This is extra cash every game. These guys are playing That's a new house Playoff money's different. That's a new down payment or something on it Right, so it's like I would like to buy my mom a new house. I would like to get to the next round of the playoffs So it's a different level of defense and you need to have plays. I'm sorry Yeah, I saw charles balkley say that he feel like kevin durant was not a bus driver He was a bus rider. He said he said I want to hear about these bus rider rings Yeah, if you didn't take your team to get there or something like that He's like that don't impress me But I like what Kenny Smith says. It's Kenny Smith said just because you ain't driving the bus Don't mean that you're not giving out directions. Oh And I believe that you know what I'm saying like Kenny got to defend his rings with kevin durant But was kevin durant the best player on that warrior's team those years he was there. Yes But was he the leader? No, no And that's all it boils down to that's not even a disc to either one of them They're just not Well, what I would what I would say what I would say to kevin right now is like Now you're in a position where you realize Like you didn't really have to lead in oklahoma city right because you had russell westbrook and russell was just such a dominant force They needed to lead a to-do But they did need one but he wasn't going to do it Then he comes and has amazing success within like a franchise that has an incredible culture and a leader amazing system So amazing system then he goes to a team Where there is in a leadership role and he has to be the leader and now he learns that and now Harry are supposed to be the leader. Well, well, well, well, well If you're going to lead with someone else you both have to be able to check your ego that I don't think I don't think kady has one No, I know kairi is going to be the bigger issue. But like kd What instead of everybody's going to pile on and be like, oh, you can't lead you can't do all these things What I would say to kd is like, hey, here's your next level up. You've mastered the offensive game You're an incredible defender for where you are right now. You have actually really good court vision You know what I mean? Like you're in an impressive basketball player. How can you do something outside of basketball? How can you get these guys when you're not playing to want to die for you out there? This is like what you were saying when lefane came to cleveland He learned how to do it that can be your moment next year be excited about I think kd needs a little bit more ego and the reason I think kd needs a little bit more ego because he has to Be able to assert himself in that way to say man. What the fuck are y'all doing? I'm out here busting my ass every mother fucking night. I'm trying to play through injuries and you won't show up for me Like like the wildest thing to me was when carry urban was saying how The Celtics have more chemistry than them And the next didn't have time to gel. I wonder why By the way, I respect your choice if that's the choice that you made but these are the consequences of your choice Like you're not going to just pop back up into playoffs when these guys have been playing together all year long And think that y'all just gonna Take shit over like no man And this is the only chance not the only chance but this is like I think the best possible season for carry to do because I don't think carry's played over 60 games any season They know they said four four times. He's he's been in the league 11 years and has played more than 66 games Only four times only four times Yeah, so like this was actually the perfect situation for his his body can't handle a full mba season and the playoffs So just physically can't handle it and and listen. I'm not trying to be critical of him. It's like neither can ours What's wrong being critical of him? I'm not trying to like I've been doing it. It's it's not about critique Yeah, but some of some people are built different lebron is built like lebron could sprayed his ankle and then by tuesday He's good like that guy's built different, right? So it's like but carry's not built like that He is incredible skill. He's just not built like that So now he actually has a season where he doesn't play the whole fucking season His body is fresh his legs are fresh his knees are fresh. He's actually ready for the playoffs And then the chemistry in there and then they go into they run into a tough Celtics man I don't you you think carry and kd don't really work. I don't think kd Kyrie and ben simmonds work. Oh I mean You know what's missing from the league? Real point guards well Kp3 that team needs a real point guard. Well, that's a leader. So here's the thing It's like is kairi going to be willing to submit to like uh, what's it called a submit himself to an offense where he doesn't have The ball in his hand I think kairi likes creating with the ball because he's a magician with it kd will submit himself kd will run around He saw that with bone state and he was incredibly effective and probably Saved so much energy not having to create the whole fucking play every single time But with kairi, I don't know if he's willing to give ben simmonds the ball now Here's the good thing about ben simmonds if he can get his head on his shoulders He's terrified of shooting but he likes distributing and he likes playing defense and he likes playing d which is kind of like what the next need Literally what you're missing a big guy who could defend Take the pressure off kd whoever kd guy defend and he don't want to shoot so you hand it off I just don't think kairi is going to give up that rock Well, I need kairi to have the same smoke he has for charles barkley And all these ogs he'd be getting that like kairi, right? Exactly like if you can if if charles can say something about you and you call charles out You gotta have that same smoke for your teammate whether it's publicly whether it's privately Like you got to put them in check the same way Clown them clown kairi because Clown and charles barkley because he played for the Houston Rockets, bro. They were past their prime. Yeah, you know what I'm saying like we weren't expecting charles to do anything Like you could say he was ring chasing but Hey, he was way past his prime same thing Then he passed on post a picture of charles barkley on the sixes He was a rookie when he played with mozumalone. Dr. Shea. I'm like, so I don't understand like I don't get it It's like kd you kairi ervin y'all he ran y'all prime getting drafted James harden was in his prime Couldn't make it work. Yeah last year you got bumped in the second round This year you got bumped in the first and you got swept. You got to eat that. Yo that you got to eat that Sweep is crazy. Sweep is crazy Here comes the broom. Here comes the broom. What I think theirs is worse. I think theirs is worse in lakers. Yeah Yeah, oh, no, no, this I already knew the lake was going. Yeah, exactly. It wasn't a surprise. I wasn't surprised. Yeah Oh, this is this is the Probably the worst collapse in nba history. Everybody said with the lakers. Yeah What see where they what see where they there were a seven seed But this is a team that has been predicted to win the championship two years in a row Right. And so yeah, it's not like a real seven seed because they were missing kairi for half the season Yeah, yeah, bro on paper. They look like the best super team ever They're actually the worst super team ever because every super team we've seen in this modern era has at least gone to the finals And they've all won once they've all at least won a ring. Yeah Even if they lost in the finals, they won a ring the heat won a ring Uh, Celtics won a ring. Yeah, the warriors won a ring when kd went there all of these super teams have won rings They haven't even got out of the second round and bro, like my my friends were at the games and they're like, yo It's a weird. It's a weird atmosphere. I'm like, we talking about real real fans. No real fans, bro Ain't no real fans. Come on. Come on. New jersey. Let me shit. Let me shit look like net fans like envy's beer Okay, that's why the arena looks so black around the edges My good brother looks so black around the edges Envy look like the ball clean center. It's really black up there Really black. I mean net fans are like envy's beer Okay You gotta bring them back to jersey man Honestly, I'd respect it more. Yep. I respect more if they was in the garden And if they was in the garden, we'd be protecting them from this land Oh, they were nix fans I mean if they were the nix if the nix was in this situation Yeah, you put kevin durand on that same nix team this year. They're a third seat third or fourth seat. You think Yes, I mean, he is that good. He is a guarantee Julia's randle there R.J. Byrd there there there at least a third or fourth seat. That's interesting. I think that's interesting I don't know if they're better than they're not better than the bucks. But yeah, that's they're in the bulls Uh, who's the third seed category? Yes, who's the third? Not enough to better than itself. Yeah, they're about a fourth seat KD on the nix team right now. They're about a fourth seat. Yeah, so the 76ers. I think we're four and I think the Raptors were five. Yeah I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Yo, honestly, I haven't been watching that much this year And I'm wondering is it I never watched a full game Yo, bro, and is it like Are we just busy with other things or is basketball just not been that interesting this year? I love watching bro. Yeah, so so people are still watching it. It's just me That's what I assume. I just got married. It's new. Like you got married. You've been on tall, you know You just got jumped into the crypts clearly, you know Shit happens you got your man cave My man cave is a bathroom I need some time to myself You thinking about it? No Why get a nice fire crib in jersey? No next next next move, bro. We got to go somewhere warm charlotte Man, you ain't got to tell me I've been floored this week with shorts and t-shirt. I looked up at this guy. I'm like, I get it Save that money too I don't even want to talk about that. Listen. Hey, listen, listen, bro. Hey, I restate my prostate dish Hey, motherfucking they pay for the colonic man I already tickled that motherfucker a few times. It was like, I don't know. Let me do it Let me check it again. Like they their motherfuckers win. Yeah, they don't play in god. Damn. They don't play. They don't play, bro They get theirs I'll pay child support all day long That's what you're gonna do all day long per year Whatever you pay the IRS this year is it that same? And what's crazy is I pay taxes quarterly Yeah, and I put always I anytime I get a check the money immediately my finance team puts the money away I don't even want to see the number because you know it's not yours and then you get addicted to that number with the taxes, isn't it? Right. All right. That's not yours. Whatever it is. If it's a hundred that means it's 50 And you got to know that yeah at the least 60 if you don't put that shit away You're out of your mind But just man when you really like this would have fucked you up And I and it's a little different for me because I work a corporate job too So I work one of those jobs where they take the taxes out Look at the taxes they took out through the year. And then the shit you pay on everything else And you like holy shit. 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Uh, do we have church announcements announcements are a very important part of what we do in church Yo, uh final two shows of the infamous tour of vancouver Um, might be a couple tickets left. I'm not sure the angel shows dot com. Those are the final two shows Then the tour is officially done. It's crazy to even say that it's been years That i've been on this tour and it's been obviously the most successful in my career And i'm incredibly grateful for everybody who came out man It's it really meant a lot especially that show for those shows at radio city, man That was uh, that was really that was that was a really cool moment for me So thank you guys so much the angel shows dot com pull up to vancouver and then after that We you know, it's uh back to scratch man. This is this is the fun time. Do you feel like uh comedians Perspective of you changed after radio city That's an interesting one radio city is one of those venues where like Definitely people go. Oh shit You know what i'm saying like we're like they had a night Usually comedians have their ears to the streets right at least within the the world of comedy so they know what's going on but I think that Anybody on the periphery saw that and they're like, oh, it's different Like it's a different a lot of comedians show up. I know duvall showed up Uh, no duvall duvall couldn't come man. He was really sweet though, man. No nothing radio. Shit. I don't know he said Oh, yeah, florida. Yeah a lot of comedians come in a lot of support throughout the tour. Yeah, man That's different though. Duvall's friends. That's you know, that's different I'm saying a lot of people might have hated like, oh, no, I see the tour going They probably like fuck you but they came all to support this though Yeah, I think that there's I think there's always going to be competition within your field, you know, and uh And so i'm cool with that. I understand that but like I also try to put out a lot of good will you know in the comedy world like at least everything that that we've been doing and how we've been kind of like changing the way the comedy is put out like I I don't get upset at comics for You know copying what we do I tell them to do it and I say it's for all of y'all So I think that there's I think at least in the comics that have Done the things that we're doing is starting to see a lot of success because of it. I I I think that there's some gratitude I think so. Yeah, and it's not you know what I think too. I would hope I would hope so You know, I think a lot of people were shocked that what you do online translates the actual ticket sales We live in this era where you can see people Having these buzzes online and you know getting all these views and everything else, but it don't translate into anything else Yeah into the real world and I think a lot of people I I believe a lot of people were like, oh shit These he's not just putting clips on instagram You know, I mean he's not just putting specials up on youtube what you haven't done in a minute Yeah, I mean you still do the clips on instagram, but of course Like what one special two specials on youtube I did three on youtube three Yeah, three three on youtube and then just a lot of clips and everything that we put on youtube But I think people I think a lot of people were shocked like oh shit like this shit Translates an actual Well, it's not gonna work for everybody, but yeah 85 south They do they do it and they put stuff on youtube. It's like a couple. They just sold out the fucking Grand whole whole opera in Nashville. Yeah, man. I saw them in white people's Atlanta. Yes. Yeah in greensboro and white people's Atlanta That's really white people Atlanta. They're killing it man. Shout out to them But they've also done it They've like they've went through the youtube and social media route and then and you have to understand like This is how we consume things now at the end of the day We want to see the things that we consume. Yeah, so it's like If you're in somebody's face and you're giving them content They're laughing at they're sharing with their friends and they're like feeling joy about and also you create a show that they don't want to miss Like we don't just do y'all. We don't just do a comedy show like we just it is a show. It's a show So it's like cringy show There's some moments it gets wild So it's like So, yeah, I hope that we create something where people feel like they need to be there And I always admire the people who who create that Yeah, that's why I don't reach listen if you can connect all of the dots I respected so much But if you just wanted those people who just doing shit online riling people up for views And likes and whatever else and that shit don't translate in the real world It's not gonna last and it's it's really pointless because they don't fuck with you They don't fuck with you You don't know if people fuck with you till you're trying to sell something. Yo until they gotta leave their house Word up or actually buys up. I don't give a fuck if it's a t-shirt a book like that's when you realize people fuck with you That's why I tell everybody man You gotta I told envy that shit before you put this book I said man the the the best thing I like about your book Know that you and your wife are gonna experience is that book tour Because when you go out on that road And you show up places and it's like hundreds of people there lined up buying books to see you Man, like that shit is an unbelievable feeling because I I never used to go nowhere Yeah, I stopped going to the clubs and shit years ago because I knew I'm like, you know what What I want to be doing five years from now. I'm gonna start doing that Man, we put out that first book and the second book. We'd be pulling up in these cities Yo 800 people with the bookstore. I remember we're in Atlanta. I think was it Atlanta. It was somewhere I I was doing shows as well and I bumped into you guys and I came by the book signing. It was a black on bookstore I'm pretty sure that was the second one. Oh, yeah No, that was the second one. No, this wasn't Barnes & Noble. It was like that. I know I did Barnes & Noble I I literally did Barnes & Noble earlier that day and then this one you went to the black bookstore It was the line was crazy and people were like I don't know man. It was it was different and I and And I felt two things. I was like, wow, this is really cool That he gets to see the intimate relationship he has in person and I took that for granted by being a stand-up What book was that the first that was black privilege? That was black privilege. The second one Shook one was stupid too, but that one is the that everybody came out and they were ready to go I was picking them out there. You know what he's trying to say Don't look aside. The second book is about mental health. Yeah. Oh, so what him and Duvall's running joke was I was bringing them all It's the truth because I know exactly who we let it go get the book signed first in fact I appreciated that though, you know, I mean, but you got to see how you affect people And I think that's one of the things that like a lot of times comics we take for granted Is like and maybe the reason why we have An ego when it comes to like whether an executive wants us to edit something. It's like bro. You don't understand I'm out here in these streets these streets. I'm not this, you know, but I'm out here like with the people I know what they laugh at and what they don't like you're in an office. You're assuming I know And when you put out the book and you see the way that people react to it, you know, that's right That's why anything I'm not even joking when I say this Other shit don't matter if you cannot sell if what you're doing does not translate and the people coming to your show Buying your books, whatever it is. No It's for nothing And guess what you got a fart every day And the farts gotta be louder and stinker than the one you did before they just they just loud No, it was just think and then they they have to be stinky They have to be loud because that's the only way to get attention And you just got to go more and more and more and then you basically sell yourself out because you don't got the people you got Just got distracted. That's right. All right. You got any charges of this wax? Yes, uh, who's wax.com man go ahead and get grabbed the gummies Or they'll look at dispensary in la that whose wax is really doing good out there Right here in 106 and columbus right here in new york city Um being a couple more stores in new york and jersey coming up soon, man So y'all go to your local dispensary soon everywhere and go grab that who's wax Bullying the beast every Wednesday go howl at us and podcast war is definitely coming up soon I was out there this weekend busting some niggas ass up. You know what I'm saying? So Let's do it word. Um church announcements. What do I got? Um, I don't know. Just keep getting finding to me come in keep going out there And support and finding to me could salute to the new york times new york times put out an article yesterday seven Audio books that you must listen to finding to me who was one of them. Okay. Yeah So so thank you to everybody that's been supporting finding to me calling audible Me and kevin heart's first Release through sbh production salute the cab man cab just did a deal cab just sold A portion of his heart beat productions Uh, I can't remember the name of the company, but he sold for a hundred mil So the percentage for a hundred mil So Hey, that brother that brother just keeps inspiring when it oh my god Good for him bro like making something from nothing. Wow, I told you that sell it like yeah I told you the last time I saw Somebody do what you're doing now was kevin heart Because I remember when kevin had his sitcom and he had soul plane And he didn't do well and he had to hit he had to hit that stand-up circuit again This is before this this one social media was first taken off This one he was going to the clubs and he would go to the comedy clubs and he'd get everybody's email smart He'd get everybody's email So he was just putting together this newsletter and he sent out this kevin heart newsletter And when twitter came out everybody wonder how kevin got so many followers so fast Because he had all of those emails from all of those comedy shows and I remember just like You just started hearing the buzz about kev all because it's stand-up He was backing them streets backing them streets backing them streets, and I remember quincey slew the quincey I remember quincey saying He said what kevin is doing in comedy is what like little wane did in the mixtape circuit This just flooding Flooding the market and I remember that I remember that weekend at carolines It was a weekend at carolines and kevin did something. It was like he did like 16 shows It was something stupid like four shows a night from thursday to sunday or something like that And we went to one of the shows me and duval and I never forget it duval and kevin was backstage You know having a friendly debate like they always used to do And they started arguing about bunny like they always do and kevin's like no I'm pretty sure I got you right now duval's like no I got you and kevin was like hey, man They're about to announce my name and when they announce my name this crowd's gonna go crazy. I'm not gonna be able to hear you and literally When I say literally Coming to the stage Kevin Hart he just walked away looking at duval And that was his coming out moment like that count that night that weekend at carolines was when kev Took off it never looked back and that's how that to me your radio city show us Fuck that was the one where everybody was like, all right He's arrived. Fuck. You know what I mean? So Next thing is a movie Let's cook that's what happened to kev. Let's cook. That's what happened to kev think like a man was out and then he was out here All right, what else we got man? What we got what we got? Oh, I love this california man charged Let's do some shit you won't care about next week california man charged after allegedly threatening mariam webster over gender definitions Oh, can I tell you something? I'm gonna text you the other day because I saw a fantastic beast Your kids like that movie fantastic beast. It's like the the kind of harry potter world. I don't remember I'd watch so much of that shit jk rallying wrote the movie produced the movie everything so really yes, okay jk rallying proves that if you make the company's enough money, it doesn't matter what opinions you have in the world Because by trans people's definition jk rallying is a transphobe They call her a transphobe all the time. I don't know what her opinion. She's on it. She is not messing around. I think she I Yeah, uh, let's look it up. Yeah But go ahead jk rallying she made harry potter etc. But the point is Then and there's so many interesting things about this new movie first of all at the beginning of the movie. There's a Uh, uh, basically dumbledore and grendelwald are are we're in love. These are two men So they were okay, and they friendly progressive very progressive. Okay, they cut that five minutes out from the chinese version of it And I think from a version that was in like some middle east countries as well So this is the company that makes its way of saying hey, as long as you make us enough money We will throw our fucking morals and ethics out the window. That's totally fine. And then with jk rallying So if that's just what i'm saying this shit is all about money like johnny dep Didn't make enough money for pirate to the caribbean In order to Have that relationship with amber herd if he made them enough money he would be able to If you make these motherfuckers enough money They turn away bro. I don't know it's like football dog. It's like No, all right. The only reason I said that because we know some super superstar. Yeah, but that's the nfl is different That's that and by the way, america needs to be more like the nfl. You know, I mean There's no there's no place that gives more grace than the nfl They give me all the money in their head all day We've seen some multi multi millionaires get Cancelled like get the fuck out but they don't do enough for the company's what i'm trying to say They're replaceable too much money if you're happy to get rid of jk rallying is irreplaceable They are Billions of dollars to be made off of her concepts ideas, etc So the company basically says, you know, could you please do us a favor and kind of like A little bit or maybe we're gonna take your name off of you know the poster But we're still gonna pay your ass and you're gonna still write these movies and still create them It's not like it was based off of her ideas. She wrote the fucking screenplay with the dude She produced the movie herself. You can't you can't get rid of that kind of creativity. That's it jk said On June 6 2020 jk rolling retweeted an op-ed piece that discussed people who menstruate Apparently taking issue with the fact that the story did not use the word women people who menstruate I'm sure there used to be a word for those people. Someone help me out wumbin wimpin wuman she wrote The initial tweet garnered a lot of backlash but rolling did not relent and wrote about her views in more detail If sex isn't real There's no same sex attraction if sex isn't real the lived reality of women globally is erased I know and love trans people but erasing the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives It isn't hate to speak the truth the idea that women like me who've been empathetic to trans people for decades Feeling kinship because they're vulnerable in the same way as women I eat a male violence hate trans people because they think sex is real and has lived consequences Is nonsense. I respect every trans person's right to live any way that feels authentic and comfortable comfortable to them I'd march with few of you would discriminate against on the basis of being trans at the same time My life has been shaped by being female. I do not believe it's hateful to say so they cancel it or for that She basically says you're not a woman She's like women are Are women in the traditional sense of the definition? And it's different and we're not the same and we have a different life experience in that you are removing my life experiencing By saying uh that you are that well, shouldn't this be a conversation as opposed to like Hey, you got to go. Yo, yo, when you jk rally You don't got to talk to nobody Yo, you don't got to talk to nobody, bro I'm gonna be told i'm gonna be a hundred percent honest with you talk to me. I don't even know what the fuck she's talking about Me neither. I had no idea so you know what i'ma do I yeah, yeah, it's the pronoun. Yeah for me. Yeah. I yeah, yeah I'm gonna identify as mining my fucking business. What what a novel concept because right? What a novel concept. Identify as mining your fucking right. You identify as a crypt. Say again I don't identify as a crypt. No, but right now if somebody say something to you They ain't gonna say nothing to you. They just gonna jump on you. You think that's what they did I don't even know the hell she didn't say but why would they jump on me because you identify This bandana existed before the bloods and the crypts like they didn't invent bandanas. Well, that's why everybody identified He even said it's appropriate Hey, bro, you think i'm creeping bro. I walk outside. Yeah Identify is binding my fucking business If somebody I won't say this though if somebody wrote up on you right now and said what's that you claim I'm gonna say wait. Excuse me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Andrew. Take it off Listen, okay, we'll burn it. Hold on. No. No, actually, we won't burn it. We'll just take it off. Hold on. There you go. What's that you claim? I'll sell you That right there America always been great. Let me take some that shirt right there Harder than what you had on the other side. Yeah In scarier. Oh, yeah, way scarier. You see a white man walking with that on. Yeah, you better leave that patriotic motherfucker We're not gonna turn the american flag in the back We're not gonna do that. Everybody gets the american flag. This is my american flag and I love my goddamn country. Okay That's right. Yeah, american baby. I'll put that on. That's my flag too Why people get mad at us when we wear it? Where what? Where what? If I wear that flag they'd be mad at us Nobody's ever said it to you. You won't say that award after 10 years. Come on, bro What about the guy that came out once the maga hat came out if I put that maga hat on that fucking jacket Yeah, they're upset at the hat not the jacket The fucking jacket, what the fuck? What's going on? You said I can wear a flag. Yeah, I can wear a flag, bro. Yes Bro, I said the edward and I have an american flag because people are all upset Like why are they all upset? People mad at me because I had to flag about that day I think the maga hat is doing the heavy lifting What is that doing? That's the sugar in the coolie No, this is right. This is sugar That's the coolie. This is the ice but not that's the fucking coolie. This is the greatest flag in history, bro You walk in any room with a maga hat on they don't care what else you got on. Yeah, you're sure because they I love Jesus All right, but what about how does that jacket on? With no hat right now. I think that's a maga jacket. You're crazy american flag I'm a piece of shit and we a lot of us think that no, no Stop doing that to the american. Don't let these fucking psychos ruin the american flag, bro What do you mean now? I get it now. I get how like like you're annoyed when white people do cornrows and shit because it's Exactly so maga fucked up our shit like the american flag is our shit and they just fucking it up We're not gonna let them do that. This is our shit, bro. Come on. Let me take that cool Like they said tell me take that kid. I don't fucking sugar out of there. What else we gotta tell him Shit, you won't care about next week. Come on auntie Auntie Oh, this is wild what happened american robbed Wife ran and everybody gave his wife flat Come on because she ran. It's supposed to tell your wife to leave. Here's the thing. I don't know if anybody in this room They've had a gun pulled on them You're supposed to tell your wife to get the fuck out of there Why's this guy laughing, bro, this guy's crazy There's only three things that's gonna happen in this situation. Okay What's he laughing about your turn to leave because they're gonna shoot her ass What do you mean? If dudes pull a gun on you, you will be like, baby, you Yeah, that's the best thing to do. It's britain. They don't got guns. They came with a fucking bread or something like that They got guns. Oh, they had guns. Oh, they had guns Yeah, no, they don't move. Listen, let's talk. Let's figure this out British guns, bro, listen, don't say right Let's talk to the British guns She might do regardless Pulled up. They got to put the powder in the guns and all that shit Come on That must be like already loaded it All right, all right. I'll give you a shit Somebody come in the mug. I just But she that was her natural reaction. There's only three things that's gonna happen in those type of situations. Okay fight flight a freeze one of the three Somebody pull a gun on you right now three things gonna happen fight flight. Oh, she just read his ass there She got the fuck on What y'all wanted to do because he's gonna get killed. No, listen if me and you're together, right? If somebody pull a gun on one of us If I run he's gonna shoot the shit out of you if you run he's gonna shoot the shit out of you No, it don't count when it's two guys If it's two guys, no, if it's two guys And somebody pull a gun on us If you run i'm running If i run you better friend too The fuck is wrong with you When they tell me wax got shot i'm like Please they got shot in the back You mean he stood there no Somebody pull a gun on you fight flight or freeze. Oh, we got the video. I don't know why I'm gonna tell you this right now if a dude's come up and you pull a gun out of you and don't shoot They don't want to shoot chill out They just want something They want or they want to get your attention if they come and they shoot and So listen, they shoot a miss lady slow down because now you about to run He think oh this bitch about to go tell somebody or get me shoot her ass Everybody slow down the other side it was hot, right? Yeah, I don't know what y'all expected this woman to do. Would you be mad at your wife? I wouldn't be mad though. I mean without me. We we're not even gonna have an eye contact Like I gotta give you like a go go I'll just be out Like I go like this to protect her and she's already gone like come on Oh, no, they gotta do it together. That's me. Oh, get out of here. Hey, I'm not mad at her man Because I'd know for a fact everybody in here talking that shit about I would have stayed I would have did x y nz. You don't know what somebody Can we be honest? Can we be honest? She's seen her husband get knocked the fuck out so many times He know how this is going down She cannot stay there for this shit I don't give a fuck if you Tyson fury that hammer come out run it Tyson fury greatest heavyweight ever I promise you might be pull a gun out on you Do not run if he's going he's going to come shoot you anyway. The fuck you gonna do it Yo, why are you shooting people bro? Like I come on with that I wish you was that because I've had a gun pulled on me before I froze Like I just I was talking shit. Not me. I'm like, I don't know what to do. I did I was young as hell. I swear to god. Well, I'll tell you. I did. I talked shit. I didn't know who's pulled on me though I had it pulled on me. I just didn't know oh, he had it I like he went like this and I didn't know when I was talking all this shit My boy saw he was like, yo, let's get the fuck out of here and later that night Literally around that area someone got shot. So what happened? So you was talking shit and what happened when your boys? All right. I was it. I was at you know, usc The school. Yeah. So usc is kind of in the hood Why do you say it like that, bro? Because you're usc. You're from usc. Oh, the University of South Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I thought it was like ufc But like a punk. No, no, no, no, no Like a what like a punk uf No, so I'm walking and I bump into somebody they bump into me whatever and I'm just being some fucking douche bag New yorker thinking all these dudes and Callie is soft So I'm at this soft ass private school and I'm just like, ah, whatever So I'm like, what's up, then he's I was sucked in homie And I'm like, I'm like, whatever. What you gonna do about it? And I guess he pulls out the gun But I don't notice because I'm just looking at the dude and then my boy just grabs me and he pulls out He goes the fuck was wrong the other gun. So he was like, yo, let's get the fuck out of here So I was like, I do did not want to shoot this dude was one of you I didn't want to fight. I gotta stop saying that I get what wax is saying But I'm not sitting around waiting to see if a dude wants to shoot That's another good point. You pull the gun out. I'm you're a threat Bro, you can't run fast in the bullet. Where the fuck are you going? I don't know I'm not sitting around when somebody pull up on you. It's nothing you can do any move you do you're getting shot Hey, well, it's hard. I'm not gonna stand there. That's what I'm saying I'm not gonna say what I'm gonna come up with now if you see the dudes coming, of course, if you get up out of there I'd rather take that but if dude come roll up on you If you roll up on me with a gun, I'm assuming you're gonna shoot I'm not assuming you just want to rob me. I'm not assuming you want to check I'm assuming you want to shoot me. Yeah, I'm leaning towards that No, no, if a dude come to you, he's gonna come shoot you if he want to shoot you If a dude say yo and say anything to you if he say anything to you I've heard this line of logic before and I do understand it and they roll up on you with the gun And they'd be like come with me this way what they always say don't go with that person Don't go because you're making him comfortable right there That's what he don't because he don't want to kill you especially right there where you at I'm screaming like a bitch Nope because this is what I'm gonna do if you approach me this way This is what people mess up at and I've just never tried this but If somebody approaches me this way right like they're right in front of me with the gun and they're like The mistake people make is they run backwards I'ma run I'm gonna run I'm gonna run I'm like, yo, no relax. Let's see what the fuck is going on real cool. I didn't know you could do that I didn't know he could run past me like that. That's crazy. I might try to negotiate like what you have That's all What's you gonna say? I hope it's green. It might be brown, bro. What's your old silver? A pennies brown A quarter silver That's it different type of brown I'm gonna be like give it up. Give me like you just thought I'm buckling your pants You know what? Give it up. It's gonna be like this Well, listen, that's your mice game to fuck on you. What if you just start moaning? What if he's like, he's like, yo, give it up You're like, uh Yo, chill I'd be very happy if y'all would be there Yo, chill. He's like Give me a fuck. I'm like, yo, stop talking dirty And you know what? Y'all already got this all planned out. If this ever happened, hopefully y'all would be there I think I think I think acting crazy might save you really Mike. I really do Go crazy, yo, you gotta tell y'all I'm gonna pull it out if you shoot me stand there. I can see You might get that all shoot me. I'm pulling my neck right now swear to god I'm pulling my fucking home Right here, I'm pulling the whole shit out right here if you shoot me what you want. You want my dick right now And you know that now I want your money. I'm gonna be like, you know what nigga? Oh Yeah, you want my money maker ready ready? You know what to do with that, right? Ready They know we might be gay Yeah, they know we don't give a fuck. They know that we love to play gay games. All right I wasn't playing a gay game. I was Don't play gay because it's too goddamn fun That's not fun because y'all know, listen playing gay is fun. Yo, listen I saw when Charles Barkley said that shit on TNT was dying We don't like to play gay. No, no, it y'all play y'all playing it gay I don't think he was playing gay. He was just not know what the fuck to say. Who that's the funny part Well, but that's why but that's the whole point of playing gay. Charles knows what he's doing, bro You don't think he knows what he's doing man without Jolando last week I was at my daughter's cheerleading competition and I'm in line Getting some food and man This dude came up to me old to do him his wife his daughter's like, oh, show me what's up You know, you listen to the show by the block the whole man said You and that guy better stop playing gay now Okay, you and that guy like to play gay. Y'all gonna meet somebody that's not playing Put some margin on it No You can't create it with your own brain No guys got buns they call guys buns in the girl. No, no, no, I like this and you kept it low calories, bro You ain't even say You're gonna make your own brand can't believe it's not but listen The baby, right? The baby Can ask y'all a question Why they rolling stone do that this week do what put out that story about the baby like why did they re-release Corny that she was misleading too. Very misleading man. Here's my thing. This is simple common sense question It happened in Walmart the tragic incident happened in Walmart, you know Sending healing energy to the family. Yes, right. It happened in Walmart. Do you think that there is any video? They could possibly release that law enforcement hasn't seen. Yeah, that's why it's so stupid Come on. Come on. So it's like you're using the same video They got acquitted that that caused him to be acquitted exonerated whatever it was You're using that same video to retry him in the court of public opinion. That's all it is Like I can't get retry in the court. I'm listen. I just I wanted to what's the why? What was the why of that? Yeah, like I didn't understand the why like it just it just clicks They'll say anything for fucking clicks rolling stone got in a lot of trouble for that shit It just came out on a what would they do remember with the duke lacrosse team thing. They made up that whole story I don't remember the duke lacrosse team. They said that they raped that girl Yeah, it wasn't it. I don't remember. I think they had a few of them like that like all these publications now that is drying up They just got to get more salacious like what we were saying before it's not just people it's publications too It's just dangerous and it's just like yo, why like, you know The family's already had to go through that. Yep, you know what I'm saying the baby's already had to go through that like What I just want to know what was the reason like what did what are they trying to To prove I think they were trying to say that the the baby was the aggressor But it look we don't even know what happened before then but like if you watch the video It looks as if he begins the argument with another man That man is not the one that shot. Yes, and correct me if I'm wrong the guy who got shot It was his gun that he got shot with no, no, no, no baby had his own gun the guy who got shot Pulled out and he brandished the gun and they and I think in the roll-a-thon article They was like it's unsure whether he put it back or whatever, but it's like Who got time to think about all that? Yeah, we're in that situation. Oh, yeah I don't know if you're familiar with like the american justice system But they're not really in you know the business of letting black guys off for killing people So it's like if if especially in North canline right though. I look like that There must have been enough evidence Clearly it was and that's my point is just like Once again, there's no video that walmart had that law enforcement did not see But whether we all saw that video before or not The law enforcement saw that video Everybody that was supposed to look at that tape looked at that tape. That's why the baby got Exonerated, you know what I'm saying? So for me, it's just like Just like why? You know me like why if the family had put it out and the family was saying man We want people to look at this or something that maybe maybe maybe I can understand that a little bit more Maybe that's why they did it. I don't do it at the family's request. I don't know I just don't understand why You're trying to retry somebody in the court of public opinion and that shit is so scary As a as a black man in this country because it's just like when the fuck are we ever Not guilty When are we ever innocent of anything and you piggyback? Really when you think about you're like, oh wow, he's going through this tough time where he's looking like this Incredibly dangerous individual because he's swinging on people and shooting people that are trespassing in his house And you just piggybacking on him based on like yep He is the bad guy you think he is this fuck. He should be able to sue him for slander, bro Yeah, they didn't even give any context to it or nothing. I just came out on a sunday Like I'm like what no and by the way, I mean listen. Does the baby need anger management? Yes Yes If you ask me, I mean, yeah This guy really likes to get down. Yeah This guy loves the fight. Yeah, people fucking with him And by the way, we don't know like I don't know why he does like even when we see him Swing on his artist. So I don't know why he did that. Do you know what I'm saying? You don't know why so I'm saying I don't know look how many people used to say I used to always like the fight. I don't like to do that shit. Well, that's not true I don't like the fight. You love wax. You went to anger management wax. I don't know why they put me there Oh, really? You don't know why they put you there? I just did things that people's fuck with me and I handle it. That's not true Don't listen. I ain't never do nothing nobody that who didn't deserve nothing And listen, I can never tell somebody how to react. You know what I'm saying Hey, look how many people I saved I put dude on people Amber heard of them. Yo, real talk dude started that you did but that's what I'm saying I for her to just put on the bed to be seen as corny put it in the color told in the bottom of the bed Put it in here. No, I find it smells shit for weeks, but she got to stay in the bed too That's wild you're not putting shit in your own pico wax Let's do some asking idiots tell and get the fuck up out of here. You got some asking idiots auntie Auntie Why you want to fight people? That's auntie asking to do Auntie's throw down bro Auntie's love to fight aunties can throw down man. They get that brown lick in them. Oh lord have mercy That's right. Yeah, fuck shit up. That's right What we got suit the types of fury, man Best heavyweight in the world right now. I don't know who could beat him in history. I'll be honest with you 69 the movement the hand speed the power I mean Yeah, I mean I still got Ali is the best It's hard to go against him, right? I mean it's just it's just hard but like They look the same And imagine seven more inches, bro Yo, thanks What you mean, what is that that's when somebody comes with seven more inches my fucking starts screaming Listen Okay, let's go. What do we got? All right, ermas.p says what's the most important academic or life lesson that you learned in high school? Hmm interesting how to get by in life Explain, um, they pushed me through school. So I didn't have to learn that way. I have to actually learn life skills So I had to learn how to get by Not your resourceful. Yeah I not to learn how to read but do everything it takes me not to read like I could walk to might be like be on lending street And I'd be like, oh the CVS on the corner, you know what I'm saying? I had to learn a different way So it taught me how to actually live life instead of living because you didn't know how to read Um, if I see only reason why I know I say brilliant it is because it's a brilliant it is like I can't I can read What you said I'm saying Because I know the way it looks but if you ask me to spell it I probably can't spell it But I can read all of it, but I can tell me to spell it I can't probably see not good at spelling Yeah, you phony. No, no, I read it. I read it so many times Taylor just called his ass out. How'd you read the bible then bro? I had to read it. He got Psalm 91. What's that? No, no, no, I know all of them. I know a lot of them Psalm 91 27 and 35 and 51 is is a Let's hear a cold spell it P. S. A. L. No, I mean like I meant like say description. You want me to spell the scripture? No Tell us what description is What you want 91 Psalm 91 He that dwelleth in a secret place in the most side shall abide in the shadows of almighty I will save the Lord. Here's my refuge in my fortress my god in him will I trust Shirley shall deliver deep from the snare not flowering from the noisome pestilence I will save the Lord. Here's my refuge in my fortress my god in him will I trust This truth should be that Shield not buckler. I should not be afraid for the terrible night nor for the hours that flee by day Nor for the pestilence that welcome in darkness Nor for the destruction that waits for the noon day a thousand that fought that side and ten thousand at that right hand But it's not come night the only with thine eyes should I behold in the seed of the water to wake it Because they had made the Lord which my refuge even the most out of the station Needless to any play come night the dwelling where shall give his angels charred deliver to keep you in all out ways um That's how you know, he was a bad little kid. That's what he used to have to repeat over and over No, no, no I actually got um, I actually recited that when I was going through one of my heavy charges That was my only weapon. I had to bring a weapon to quarrel me when you said I prayed I was actually reciting psalms 91. That was my weapon. Great. I said you did that I was singing. You said I was singing grace I didn't do amazing. I was reciting psalms 91 and you sang amazing grace at the end bought the core of my tears It was about we're just back in the day when they had phones I was sweet I was really reciting psalm 91 and that is a weapon that I always bring with me So I gotta have that when the cost pulled me over he wanted, you know, don't y'all know the um The the ceo's belt me out of jail in georgia. Really? Yeah, because when I got locked up I was dirty as hell too and they came in they was like, oh you wax They was listening to the show and everything behind the thing and they came and got it It was like, yo, they're gonna do you dirty. I was like, I can only get a certain amount of bread out You remember he was calling I remember. Yeah, and it was like, yo They're gonna do you dirty you need to get up out of here So I only I could take a certain amount out next I know Cars is coming up on the thing go to atm get that money out. Give me the fuck out of get out of here Yeah, god bless him man. So I'm 91 So he make ways out of no way you were and what happened you got pulled over with something in the car Yeah, I was uh bouncing the suspended license in georgia in the wrong time of the year It's right around the time a whole boy got killed out there. I forgot what town it was But everybody was like, are you a black man out here? But as soon as they told me your license suspended I went out the car and put my hands behind you Had to tell me put my hands by my back. Just don't look in the car I need a fuck out of you got me handcuffs. Then we know you got worried about nothing So black men is tell you listen put the handcuffs on me right away as soon as once I know you have to handcuffs on me. I'm safe. That ain't necessarily true either, man Think about all the people that they beat up with handcuffs on Beat me up with handcuffs on then they'll find what's in the car. Don't you can't say nothing. They're still gonna search the car No, they didn't praise the lord Praise god Psalms. That was good problem solving in the moment. You're like, how do I once they know they got me Like whatever they wanted doing me. Yeah, get me in that car. Don't worry about fucking searching the car or nothing Let's get the fuck out of here. Jesus Christ. What was the lesson you learned from that though? Keep praying and keep using Psalms 91 as my what how about not do illegal things? This guy man This guy is so crazy. Um scroll down Taylor. I saw another one I wanted to get to scroll down Scroll down auntie Oh, this is a good way to talk about this a little slower. They'll have like says Fight or flight does it depend on the situation or is it all or nothing? I think it depends on the situation. I do too Yeah, it's like fight if you if someone you can beat up. Yeah, I think light if it's someone you can't Yeah If I see a I'll find a dog. If I see like a lion I'm getting the fuck out of here. I should do it with a gun. It'd be an old lady with a gun coming at me like this Nobody really wants to Now I really don't want to find your finding overrated when you're younger I think maybe it's a little bit more exciting Now you want to try yourself. You want to see if you actually can do it Everybody wants to see if you can do it I've had enough fights in my life and one enough to know that I I could actually do this I don't give a fuck. I don't want to fight if I can run. I am running Okay, and I do think it depends on the situation if you have to save your life run to save your goddamn life I'm not going towards nothing. I don't give I can't beat you. I'm not going towards nothing At all scroll down. Taylor. Let's see what else we got. Let's do one more one more asking idiots Which one of the members Which one of the members from the idiot's crew can be trusted with the infinity gauntlet What is the great fucking question infinity gauntlet is what they knows you the snapper way half of the earth Yeah, which one of us can be trusted none of us. You talking honestly It's no definitely not you why not because you're too. No, you're too angry in the moment Taylor no fucking way. No, you know who could be trusted Chris morrow He's gonna snap away his lines and that's it I think chris morrow could be trusted with it, bro Chris would be too nuanced and me she's not gonna think about everything like what chris would be like I want to stop asian hate Reparations you can't do it because we call you on to you just snap our legs off or something. Yeah, you definitely can't do it Oh, there's a voodoo doll No, it's not a voodoo doll. Just snap make things fade away. Come on. I got y'all. No, no, no, no. You're too angry. Taylor can't do it I'm too angry Taylor too much of a hater. Chloe Bailey will disappear for no damn reason You know what I'm saying? She's gonna learn to sing She can't sing no more like what the fuck Beautiful women, you know, you know what happens to Ariel and fucking You talking about me you said what You talk about me, but I'm I think I think y'all give it to me. I'll make sure like weed is legal You know what I'm saying weed is damn near legal. Yeah, that's solved. I I think I could I could be good with it, but I probably would abuse it depending on the moment You know what I'm saying? Because I have those moments where I get emotion. I'm like, you know what? All right, watch this. Hmm. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like I wish I could bring them back And you can though. I can That'd be some dangerous shit to have to I bet you motherfuckers are act right Every time to get on your nerve you just dust every time like my wife asked me if I'm done taking this shit No, I'm not gonna get rid of her But I'm gonna do something where she can't ask me if I'm if I'm done. I'm out the toilet Fuck you ask me If you had it, would you let women talk anymore? Yes Maybe only women talk just in the house. I want women to talk. We're just not in the house No, I would I would do is whatever whatever wrong my wife is saying to me I would have it echo back to her Alex help me. It's the women you choose if you don't like talking to the women that you were around It's on you, bro. That's not true. It's on you. Yes a lot of guys Talk a lot. It's it. They know snap the way half your pants, bro Tim shit was fucking full Him shit is Caprice right now If you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant You're absolutely right But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast Thank you for listening